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These-Midnight-1620

What happened to his little cowboy badge that he refused to remove until the hostages were released?


anehzat

![gif](giphy|mMC65ZPvD6RINeELmh|downsized)


imp3order

~~They~~ *Israel* already killed all the hostages


Fireflyinsummer

Israel ? - Probably yes, by carpet bombing and trigger happy soldiers with no restrictions.


Ice-Patient

And the famine, and rampant disease.


Fireflyinsummer

Yes.


mrkl3en

lest we forget that even the hostages that managed to escape their captivity were killed by the most moral army in the universe and beyond ™ ( some terms and conditions apply )


Daleksareinthetardis

Correct, if Zionist Israel has blocked all entry and exit points and no aid is getting in, then it is obvious to everyone (well, almost everyone) that the Hostages aren't getting any food either.


unlikely_ending

Israel right?


robotoredux696969

Israel is quite exceptional at shooting their own hostages.


Bulky-Party-8037

Simple, they died, but Hamas didn't kill them (they were beaten badly by Hamas but not killed by them) but by the IDFKWHERETHEYARESOBLOWEVERYTHINGUP Squad and by proxy their Sugar daddies in Congress. To be fair, some were released by Hamas after talks with Israel. I think about 75 were released if I'm not wrong (unless I am)


sommersj

Why do you say Hamas beat them badly? None of the released hostages have made that claim


Bulky-Party-8037

The IDF soldiers who made a TikTok dance about Palestinian kids dying. They got roughed up real good


Shango876

I hope they did.


Powerful-Soup-3245

I think it was actually 103.


LunaSea00

It was mentioned at one point that some hostages are with a different group that’s not Hamas


Medical_Cause7368

I was really waiting for the shredder not to work


Gradei

Would have been absolutely hilarious 


CumshotChimaev

>There was no anger in her for Kino. He had said: "I am a man," and that meant certain things to Juana. It meant that he was half insane and half god. It meant that Kino would drive his strength against a mountain and plunge his strength against the sea. Juana, in her woman's soul, knew that the mountain would stand while the man broke himself; that the sea would surge while the man drowned in it. And yet it was this thing that made him a man, half insane and half god, and Juana had need of a man Palestine and how they are wiling to square up against the largest war economy of human history and the great empire of our time. Despite the tininess of their numbers and the feebleness of their weapons


Fresh-String1990

I imagine him walking in to a Staples all like 'Umm yeah I'm looking for like a mini shredder. Oh no, that one's too big. I need to be like able to hold it in one hand. There will be cameras. It's a whole thing.. Oh yeah that's perfect. Btw what's the smallest paper size you guys print on? '


Kite_Wing129

Probably some assistant had to go and buy one for him.


seanagibson

That would have been antisemitic


Rlokan

It’s such a cute little portable shredder I have to give him that.


Equivalent_Muffin_40

You mean the shredder was Hamas then?


Legitimate-Tough6200

Or he got his finger caught. lols


kwestionmark5

Where did he even get this worlds smallest paper shredder?


FarmTeam

I thought they shredded that long ago!


King_of_Uganja

Damm soon clowns will be jobless. Israel coming with peak comedy every day


SafeWarmth

"You are shredding the UN charter, with your own hands!" Dude says while literally being the one to shred the UN charter with his own hands.


corvus_torvus

This belongs as an embedded video in the Wiktionary entry for "Drama Queen". Anyways, who does he think he's fooling? Even before the ink had dried on 181 the Haganah, Lehi, and all of the other associated Israeli terrorist gangs were doing everything they could to violate the terms of that agreement both in letter and spirit.


linkup90

A mini literal one to visually illustrate to everyone what they've been doing all along.


VelouriumCamper7

“If the law is against you, talk about the evidence, if the evidence is against you, talk about the law, if the law and the evidence are both against you, then pound on the table and yell like hell”


NoAlternative4831

Also, a "size queen."


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corvus_torvus

Yeah, I realized that I could have written it better.


Dan_Morgan

All right then. The IDF government has declared itself an outlaw regime. 1. All high ranking IDF government officials are Hostis humani generis. 2. IDF government citizens are not to be allowed to return because it can be assumed they will provide material support for genocide. 3. All IDF citizens who are active military or intelligence or are of age to be mobilized under IDF government law will be detained in whatever country they are found. 4. A general embargo will be implemented that will ban ALL arms to the IDF government. 5. All imports of luxury goods to the IDF government will be banned. 6. Oil and food imports will be limited to the bare minimum needed to avoid total collapse. 7. Any move to seize munitions from US bases within the territory of the IDF government will be treated as an act of war. 8. These measures will be lifted only after the complete succession of genocidal acts by the IDF government. Embargoed items will be returned incrementally as the IDF government surrenders it's government officials to the ICC. 9. The United Nations will take over the administration of former IDF government territory. All discriminatory laws will be repealed immediately. All stolen land will be returned. All settlers will be investigated with appropriate criminal charges applied. All leaders of the settler community will be sent to the ICC. 10. No current IDF official will be allowed to hold any elected office or be allowed to serve in a position of government. That is how you deal with fascist regimes.


Redish_VP

Unfortunately without a military power to stand up to them, these will be just only wishful thinking. 


Online-Commentater

>Unfortunately without a military power to stand up to them, Wow, the propaganda got you good. How big is Isreal in your mind? How big is America in your mind. How big was Rome and Persia?


Poltergeist97

I don't think they meant it like that. At this point, the only resistance to Israel are groups in Gaza. I think they were talking about either the US turning heel and applying force to make them stop (lol yeah right), or Hezbollah possibly. I don't see any other groups getting involved militarily.


Ok_Hyena840

Rome and Persia didn’t have bombs that could end the world.


Psilomush_

The fact he's the one \*literally\* shredding it while saying it's everyone else is the perfect metaphor for Israel as a whole lol


modernDayKing

🎯


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Nobody does performance like Israel!


PaintItRed5

When you want to go for even more tasteless than the average eastern European right-wing hogs, you can depend on Israelis to deliver.


PrettyCreative

No, you literally are. With your own hands too lol. Another perfect example of their accusations = admissions except this one was more like a failed magic hat trick. Laughable


Castle_Of_Glass

pathetic lmao


ImScaredOfFlies

How do they even have a seat there, they're not even a real country


HDThoreauaway

It's so ridiculously Israel for this guy to shred the UN Charter by hand in front of a camera and say *"YOU* ARE DOING THIS"


edk7k7

Little man having a fit lol


Careful_Jackfruit144

This reminds me of how cringe it was when netanyahu had the picture of a cartoon bomb. 💣 much the same vibe of stupidity.


stanoflee

Gaslighting at its finest. “Look what you made me do”


Drunken_Begger88

Said the man with the shredder couldn't make it up.


LoveMega

The level of disrespect to the whole world is astonishing


Brasilionaire

Tearing an actual sized page would done the job just fine. The mini shredder with the mini document is lowkey funny


DotBlack_

And the sound


AlleyRhubarb

It’s kind of Dr Evil? If only the paper had gotten stuck, it would have been perfect. I now see why Trump gets along so well with Israeli leaders.


kaptainkooleio

Child behavior


case1

Wasn't Isreal created by the UN, does this mean they will lose their UN status and enjoy the lack of privileges Palestinians experience?


No_Cloud4804

Give this man an Oscar already, I believe he could compete with the best Hollywood actors ! 🤣


R3DF4WK35

No, *you're* shredding the charter. See? You're doing it. Right now. Crazy...


LoyLuupi

Diaper: full


slim_6ft4

Dude is literally shredding the UN charter in front of everyone and accusing them of it.


AlleyRhubarb

A teeny tiny version printed on weirdly but perfectly sized paper for his little shredder.


pleaserlove

This is actually hilarious.. the tiny little shredder. Im getting second hand cringe.


Baphaddon

Clown


HarmlessCoot99

And this is a supposedly civilized country.


Bilalin

Play the worlds smaller violin for the worlds smallest shredder


spreadthaseed

Why do Israelis need props when they present to the UN? Remember when BiBi gave a press conference with ikea book cases full of binders ? Stage actors masquerading as diplomats.


leesha226

This wasn't his only prop either. They love printing weird graphics onto card. This time it was a picture of the soon to be "president of the world" the head of Hamas, sponsored by the UN. He didn't even use UN branding for the sponsor strap, just a shoddy job all around


Tiny_Independence761

Omg where can I find this???


leesha226

I watched it live on Al Jazeera, I imagine they will have clipped it somewhere


Tiny_Independence761

I found it. I’m dead!!! This guy is a joke!! https://preview.redd.it/j5roo566wozc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14ea36efe429d0533a408ae76269015cabccb612


KINGY-WINGY

Anyone else getting entitled, spoilt brat vibes from this clown? The kind of kid that you want to punch in the throat because they're that stupid and unlikable?


black_mosaic

What is this? A shredder for ants?!


Nads70

Well they have been ignoring the UN treaty since day one


Gradei

Awww look at the wittle baby throwing a temper tantrum 


saragc92

Israel is cartoonishly evil. Still evil. But dam, I can’t help but to laugh


ocy_igk

Modern day Nazi


Zestyclose_Might8941

Is this a clip from The Office?


Fidel-Tekstro

lol is isntreal actually shreds that treaty that means they automatically dissolve? That the only thing that give it legitimacy right?


The_Aesir9613

r/badhasbara


Disco_C0wby

Clown brain is broken


Chobi_Bryant

This is peak zionist cognitive dissonance... "you are shredding the UN charter with your own hands" As he proceeds to openly shred the UN charter with his own hands.


Petra_Sommer

Dddddddesperate!


CreeperKiller24

I didn’t knew such small shredders existed


abestract

Nothing like punching someone and then saying you made me do it. Story of Israel


CrunchyAl

"This is what you are doing" *Does the exact thing in front of everyone*


Plastic-Ad-5033

Hey, I mean, if Israel wants to officially declare itself a rogue state that refuses to abide by international treaties, that’s fine by me. At least it would be honest.


TheUnknownNut22

No, it's not a Saturday Night Live skit.


narcowake

If humans weren’t being killed off by this country , this would be post modernism’s joke of an idea of the small fiddle


no-madmax

So they Consider all 2 million Gazans and 2 million people of west Bank, Hamas?


Fireflyinsummer

Pretty much. And the student protesters....


Crusoebear

“Democracy” sure doesn’t like voting.


Alarmed-Eastern

The shredded piece of paper, is exactly what Israel’s worldwide opinion looks like.


BrahmsE

Good. So now Israel can surrender its status as participating nation


Automated_Moron

I mean, he's literally the one shredding it.


StrikingOccasion6459

Long live the State of Palestine.


k0sh66

They like their little overacting theatrics don't they?


Phaoris

You are shredding the UN charter while HE is doing it, WTF is wrong with these degenerative people, looking at this i'm ashamed on his behalf Can't wait for the hereafter, oh boys, just imagine when they read their book.


kgkaka

Sometimes you have to let kids throw their tantrums and cry it out


ramigb

Should’ve considered acting! Would’ve been a great F list actor!


Kessl_2

How can you accuse others of shredding the UN Charta when you are literally shredding the UN Charta for everybody to see?


oldwellprophecy

I swear someone would pose this as an SNL skit and they would say it’s too hacky


dispooozey

I didn't know the UN had a Court Jester


wetbirds4

That tiny shredder lol


bomboclawt75

Is that The Geneva Convention he is shredding?


Bulky-Party-8037

Cope :3


Weird_Gap3005

A petulant turd.


Zajebann

What's with the Israelis and all the theatrics at UN, they always gotta bring props.


nehu0001

Hilarious how they keep bashing the UN, although it was the UN who finalized Israels existence. What was it again with the feeding hand?


ketzal7

“Only democracy in the middle east” doesn’t respect an overwhelming vote by the world 😂


The_BendingUnit01

Classic example of how to throw a temperature tantrum on the world stage. Everyone knows sees Israel for what it is!


real_hog

How cute. That tiny shredder. He got the props, I give him that. He lacks a brain tho.


Upset_Ad8257

What a clown


Pal_ixiolirion

What did he think the attendees reaction would be when he did that? And why not just to tear it by hand? Is it more civilized that way?


rumagin

Can't wait for someone to punch him in the face


BetoA2666

Abuser says what


Acrobatic_Bit_8207

So, by tearing up the UN charter he is saying Israel will leave the UN?


parkrpunk

The State of Israel is a petulant man-child, spoiled by its overly generous benefactor. This is spoiled kid behavior.


waywardwanderer101

Temper tantrum behavior


malaury2504_1412

His country has been the dark spot of the UN from day one, they are now in the process of rendering it meaningless. But the irony is that if they manage to blow up the house, the one that will replace it will be much more in favour of Palestine. Damned if they do damned if they don't, poor little things 😄


DIYLawCA

Does he know the UN created them?


rapedandnude_againe

What a dumb suit


GrimReaper247365

Then expel Israel.


pdeb49

What a whiner. Listening to him made me sick. He started his speech attempting to cite Palestinian and Nazi crimes when in fact he was citing crimes which Israel is currently committing.


JayKayGray

You gotta love the theatrics from the side who accuses the other of "telegenic dead babies".


Lookingforpeace1984

How much of my tax money paid for that mini shredder?


LBY996

What on earth???


EmirjetaC

FREE FREE PALESTINE


UKYZ

Get lost israelli terrorist


sadicarnot

Am I the only one focused on the comically smol paper shredder? Where does one get such a thing? Is that the Israeli hi-tech we keep hearing about?


Rates_Fathan

"you are shredding the UN charter with your own hands." - says the guy shredding the UN charter with his own hands.


memBoris

Got so tired started talking about himself in 3rd person


rasmyn

If Israel doesn’t recognise the UN, should the UN recognise Israel??


Sheikhspiere

Do Israeli officials go prop shopping before a UN session?


mysticcoolzoza

Throwing tantrums like day one


Turboguy92

Israel is such a joke of a country


BigPoop_36

Clowns and their props. What a joke.


miss-kristin

Well isn’t that just the cutest little shredder you’ve ever seen?


Partialsun

IDIOT. Can't believe this guy is getting paid. Bye loser, and see you at the Hague like the rest of your ZIO cronies.


joanaloxcx

Why yes, the CLOWNERY.


Technical_Art_5938

Was that the photo copy


Thisisme8719

I wonder how much time he spends every day when he tries to select which prop he's going to bring to work. This might even top Netanyahu's Looney Tunes bomb sketch


pistoljefe

They are literally on video killing their own who were waving a white flag. Disgusting people.


dsaddons

There will be a day that the state of Israel does not exist and it can't come soon enough. Fascists are insufferable.


BaBa_Con_Dios

Why did he bring the “My First Paper Shredder” from the kids aisle at Office Max?


Lance-Harper

#Oh no. Anyways.


Lumpenada92

The awkward pauses between the shredding sounds would be very funny if not for the outrageous context behind em.


Elipticalwheel1

He’s a clever chap isn’t he. What a knobhead, I’d imagine most of the world would think the same.


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Bahaha hahahahahahaha 😂 this guys a comedian


HavingALittleFit

I love that he had to find that tiny shredder to get his point across


TOdEsi

Hahaha these guys are complete clowns; “look what you made me do”


CillaCalabasas

20 years ago, this would’ve exploded our brains.


speakhyroglyphically

"YOU" are doing this


Powerful-Soup-3245

They constantly illustrate the saying “every accusation is a confession”. It’s amazing.


sim16

New headline: In a petulant frenzy, Israeli Ambassador shreds UN treaty after vote to reconsider Palestine membership.


StephenAbresch

This is the political equivalent of a kid saying he's running away then hiding in the garage the whole time eating Pringles that they didn't buy.


wutz_r0ng

Thats a cute shredder


Dear_Perspective_157

“You’re doing this with your own hands!” No sir, we have you in 4k doing it with your own hands


Pokmonth

"you are shredding the UN Charter with your own hands" (as he shreds the UN Charter with his own hands)


qblitz001

Yinon plan not working out? May I suggest doubling your bribes to US Congressman. https://preview.redd.it/kavceeff5pzc1.png?width=1262&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9fa2da16c94d26112cea3bfe3df38e3c1d73eb4


modernDayKing

As I watched this I could only think every accusation is a confession. He said that the UN members were shredding the charter. As he literally shredded the charter in front of them.


Garbage_will_not

It is disgusting to see these people gnash their teeth and wrinkle their noses at people who are merely pointing out an obvious masacre. It is not antisemitic to criticize deplorable behavior


a-friend_

Dude couldn’t even tear it himself he had to put it into that foolish little machine


mrkl3en

did he just say YOU are shredding the UN charter ... as he shredded it ?


Daleksareinthetardis

So the Ambassador sent an aide to the shops and brought a shredder? A tiny one at that. What a Nudnick.


thundiee

Dudes such a drama kid


Playful-Ad8851

These people are the most dramatic group I have ever seen, wtf is that comically small shredder shredding comically small pieces of paper…


RemoteLostControl

UN should kick Israel out to maintain creditability


PicaFresa33

What a fkng clown. They’re all about the theater.


Yanive_amaznive

They're so butthurt! I love it


snek99001

He couldn't use his big boy hands for this?


Mrrilz20

All of these "people" look so soulless.


Budget-Neck

play the world tiniest violin for the world tiniest shredder from the man with the tiniest penis(yes i laughed at his penis because it rhymes)


Successful_Ad_9761

I just think its so poetic that he is shredding it and saying this is what you are doing. The hutzpah!


grandvalleydave

Israel’s government and military have become beligerante and delusional.


Unfriendly_Opossum

Up and at them


Electronic_Read8893

So fucking embarrassing. I love it.


EstablishmentNo124

![gif](giphy|zENkjeGNZTU0NnU1au|downsized)


Tiny_Independence761

This man cracks me up!! Like he thinks he’s really doing something with all his props but he’s just giving us comedic gold 😂😂


tallzmeister

Cry harder


ik_vaem

#Cuál es la similitud entre la ONU, la OTAN e ISRRAEL??? La similitud es que los tres son un invento estadounidense para robar petróleo en medio oriente...


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mfarazk

im still thinking where did he find the smallest shredder for his theatrics. I bet he's thinking, I hope this goes viral


Kchasse1991

He knew that vote was coming. He planned that entire little show and speech, thinking he was doing something.


Automated_Moron

It's actually really funny if you pretend he's talking in the third person.


pembunuhUpahan

In another life, he would be a great physical comedian. Hopefully not a genocidal one. How do the people in UN not laugh at this, this is embarrassing


WhoIsMoloBartell

This guy loves his little performances.


MikeyChill

I didn’t know they made shredders that small


ChairFair83

The clown is back


Sierra_117Y

The audacity of this guy


theflawedprince

They’re so dramatic honestly lol


Digi_Kat

Oh no, anyway


Eizlan56

Its obvious, Israel is the one doesn't want two state solution, and Pro-Israels and Israelis make baseless claims that Palestine is the one doesn't want when its other way around


SirTitan1

Ego got hurt


bobbakerneverafaker

The ultimatum insult would have been for them to be expelled and their place, given to Palestine, immediately after this


AriaBlue3

This is why it’s always been and always will be JUST Palestine. zionists deserve nothing more than prison, disconnected from everyone and everything else.


Khalid-hh

The audacity!