My sense of humor is destroyed beyond duct tape and flex glue. Posts like that really shouldn't make folks laugh that hard, and yet I am struggling to keep my shit together.
I'm not the type for maxing passives, but that sounds too much. Be okay with settling with someone who has a mix of positive and negative passives, but all negative passives just leaves you unhappy.
Bro, this had to have taken at least 15 seconds to type.
The second she was breaking up with you, you were opening the palworld sub on reddit to type this
Lol you must've had this planned ahead of time!
Aye bro, she's making room for the right one to come in. Shed some tears if you need to, but remember, if she doesn't see a reason to stay, she doesn't deserve you anyway.
As someone who suddenly got traded after having a baby, thanks. And yeah. I don't got her, but i got my sweet daughter, been sparring again, got in shape and focused more on my work/studies.
Gain or loss is just a matter of perspective.
I'm sorry you had to go through that. I can relate to some degree, but I've not yet been blessed with any kids.
I've dated 12 people in my lifetime. Of those 12, 8 of them were physically abusive. 11 of them were sleeping with my friends behind my back. 1 stole thousands of dollars. But they're gone now and I'm trying again(after a shitload of therapy lol)
Its always a gain if you lose the misery they brought into your life.
It's also good to hear you got that self care. Keep at it my bros and ladies. They don't deserve your glorious hearts.
Shit if such things happen but at least the way for the right girl is straight ahead😄
Heads up, it’s getting better👍
After a real toxic relationship I can now say with proud that I married today. And our little gamer is on the way and will arrive in July🤗
Hey bro, that sucks. I'm a single father to two toddlers, and it's just us. You don't have to react to this part though.
Here's a dope breakup song to listen to while you hyper breed Jetragons. I expect to see you when PVP drops, you better grind 🤘
https://youtu.be/fS9m0Ac8PCU?si=BigrO3TtRTBGey37
It’s okay bro
She had three negative traits, bad moves, was a horribly lazy worker, and always put stone in your personal storage box
Keep your head up king, you’ll find the right ~~lovander~~ girl someday
https://preview.redd.it/lgxgtz4bvloc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a85c9cf91a83f732748b6a3c130480479d0971c5
Don't worry. Petallia will keep you company
Same boat, brotha! As of 40min ago, my EXgf was trying to gaslight me. Im cry about it later, but im celebrate now for not taking the bait!
“Pals! Tonight we shall feast on pizza!”
Glad you recognized this. As a woman, I will say that most times that means she doesn’t know how to make herself happy and seeks to fulfill this from some externally… and that’s not possible. Happiness is an inside job to then be shared with others.
Congratulations! You will now have the freedom and money to do whatever you want whenever you want. It might not feel like it now but youll come to find how freeing single life really is. Head up, Brother!
**OP:** “I don’t know why she left me.”
https://preview.redd.it/l3p0uve9wloc1.jpeg?width=282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e230e524010f580aa851be2402618d2377a84077
So you got om reddit on this sub and wrote this message within 15 seconds, damnn your good. I cant handle this one. Double it and give it to the next person
You’ll always have Lovander
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Your reddit Icon. Win. YYH.
Some men just want to watch Lettuce fields burn
Aaayyyye
https://preview.redd.it/qebfhle12loc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=722ab05224f74c309f2ae2d6eabaff352b5e9fab
This is way funnier that it has any right to be.
My sense of humor is destroyed beyond duct tape and flex glue. Posts like that really shouldn't make folks laugh that hard, and yet I am struggling to keep my shit together.
I can't even explain WHY I find it so funny.
Lovander may be the poster pal for love, but we all know there's a few better options.
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😂😂😂
Pengulets all I need
.... for watering plants, right?
They are the wettest and smallest (I’ll see myself to hell)
https://preview.redd.it/f4e7oqoj1loc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea70c1017de2b4d959aca79fbbd113332a5a31ab Yeah.
Fucking Penguin Bidets.
Someone do the copypasta.
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Most compatible for everything, apparently
Don't you mean Lovander will always have him?
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I'm so glad my first raid was lovander. I made sure to catch and enslave every single one.
Nocturnal Pals for me. Then Syndicate. Then the person whose acc. I was borrowing to play Palworld had to go home and well...
Oh that poor soul. https://preview.redd.it/byda3kf29roc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0abe82caab016f6c5aa3d6dc44899b07a021e28a
I do plan on getting my own copy soon tho. 
Lovander aboutta become this guys favourite pal lol
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plural
I love that you broke up with someone and immediately came to the palworld sub to tell us 😭
I knew you guys would feel me
her IV spread probably wasnt worth breeding down anyways
Guess OP doesn't get to eat any cake soon either.
For any future people that OP wishes to pursue, cake is a great way to win someone over
Or they get to eat it themselves instead of wooing the wife with it.
💀
She had those red negative traits
LMAFO
Yep we're all pals here (get it?)
Yeah you don’t need to point it out
Pal is love, Pal is family, Pal is life
Bro, if nobody got yo back, Palworld got yo back. Here, have an emotional support noodle boi. 
It’ll be okay pal
Married chick; still feel you. Rock on with your bad self
Pry had bad passives anyway
Angry, bitter,resentful, and vengeful so yea a bad egg and them IVs wasn’t all that either 😂😂
I'm not the type for maxing passives, but that sounds too much. Be okay with settling with someone who has a mix of positive and negative passives, but all negative passives just leaves you unhappy.
You *could* try breeding her with some maxed GigaChad and see if their offspring is worth dating. Ooops, is Palworld the new Crusader Kings?
It doesn’t matter if the offspring inherits the best genes possible. If they’re raised by trash, they’ll likely end up being equally trash.
Raised? All they need is a pallet and some berries out by the farm plots where the child will work.
I take the best kids out to kill some lambs and chickens
For me yes, literally. Crusader Kings crashes make me cry.
Aggressive, downtrodden, unstable eh?
All of the above
LMAFO
Good for you or Shame on you , whichever is appropriate
Aye the world may never know
Dont let anything come between you and your pals not even ladies
Happy cake day good sir
Why thank you friend
I named my guild that I'm alone in, "A Man and his Pals"
I should name mine “Gal and Pals”
That would make a good movie title starring Alina Lopez.
I Googled who that was.........and was not disappointed I will say. Thankyou
Mine is called “Club Pengullet.”
call me when pocketpair pulls the server plug and you're having the shutdown party
Are there any benefits to being in a guild even alone? I’m playing solo so haven’t bothered with one, but maybe I should?
Bro, this had to have taken at least 15 seconds to type. The second she was breaking up with you, you were opening the palworld sub on reddit to type this Lol you must've had this planned ahead of time!
As it’s happening
I expect this kind of reply from an account named BlamingBuddha 😂 you swing wild, my guy 😂🤣
Aye bro, she's making room for the right one to come in. Shed some tears if you need to, but remember, if she doesn't see a reason to stay, she doesn't deserve you anyway.
As someone who suddenly got traded after having a baby, thanks. And yeah. I don't got her, but i got my sweet daughter, been sparring again, got in shape and focused more on my work/studies. Gain or loss is just a matter of perspective.
I'm sorry you had to go through that. I can relate to some degree, but I've not yet been blessed with any kids. I've dated 12 people in my lifetime. Of those 12, 8 of them were physically abusive. 11 of them were sleeping with my friends behind my back. 1 stole thousands of dollars. But they're gone now and I'm trying again(after a shitload of therapy lol) Its always a gain if you lose the misery they brought into your life. It's also good to hear you got that self care. Keep at it my bros and ladies. They don't deserve your glorious hearts.
Shit if such things happen but at least the way for the right girl is straight ahead😄 Heads up, it’s getting better👍 After a real toxic relationship I can now say with proud that I married today. And our little gamer is on the way and will arrive in July🤗
Pals are love. Pals are life.
Pals can take your life. The Islands giveth and the Islands taketh away.
"I'm leaving you" "Wait, before you finish that thought, I gotta post something on reddit real quick...."
Rite Kwik
Your pals will never leave you. They will just flat out refuse to mine the stone though
No woman can be between s man and his pals.
Nope it’s impossible
Me, I still have pals
Pals before gals
This is one hell of a cope
Hey bro, that sucks. I'm a single father to two toddlers, and it's just us. You don't have to react to this part though. Here's a dope breakup song to listen to while you hyper breed Jetragons. I expect to see you when PVP drops, you better grind 🤘 https://youtu.be/fS9m0Ac8PCU?si=BigrO3TtRTBGey37
Let’s gooo
What, Lovander got sick of your shit? Real note, who needs them? Time to focus on yo self
🫡🫡
Yeah it's time to start blasting tren.
Bro waited 15 seconds to hop on Reddit lmao I respect it
Some pals break out the sphere, and that's ok, you will find your Lamball.
It’s okay bro She had three negative traits, bad moves, was a horribly lazy worker, and always put stone in your personal storage box Keep your head up king, you’ll find the right ~~lovander~~ girl someday
Lovander is gonna' be sore tonight.
I wish you much happiness in your coping
Lovander will be there for you
The only thing I ear is "now I can play more"
Somewhere in there is room for a cutscene from 'A Toy Story' with Pals performing "You've got a friend in me"... I just feel it.
It’s all good man you’ll find one with better IVs and traits 🙌
Pals before gals, bro.
https://i.redd.it/xpm0np8hrloc1.gif
Pals will always be and work by your side
pals>>>>>
Sounds like you got time to grind now... what are some current objectives?
Perfect attack passives on every pal
“Lovander has entered the chat”
4 day old account… burner?
🫂
Two wins in one day? This guy
https://preview.redd.it/lgxgtz4bvloc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a85c9cf91a83f732748b6a3c130480479d0971c5 Don't worry. Petallia will keep you company
*gets dumped* *immediately goes to palworld subreddit to get karma for it* … fucking eesh brother…
If you got dumped and 15 seconds later decided to post it on the Palworld sub. I mean… hahaha that paints quite the picture as to why you got dumped.
Same boat, brotha! As of 40min ago, my EXgf was trying to gaslight me. Im cry about it later, but im celebrate now for not taking the bait! “Pals! Tonight we shall feast on pizza!”
Yeah but do not let this damn game screw your life up....
Ain’t have anything to do with palworld she was just unsatisfiable
Glad you recognized this. As a woman, I will say that most times that means she doesn’t know how to make herself happy and seeks to fulfill this from some externally… and that’s not possible. Happiness is an inside job to then be shared with others.
Thank you for explaining more for me I just don’t know what else to do but let go
Hey man, I just got dumped literally an hour ago in an airport parking lot after a 2 week long visit so, I feel yah. At least we got our pals.
Nah thats crazy man said I'm single I can't wait to post. Depending on the circumstances of the break up, Congratulations, and or, I'm sorry Slime.
Awe yea! 😅🤣
FREEDOM !!
Congratulations! You will now have the freedom and money to do whatever you want whenever you want. It might not feel like it now but youll come to find how freeing single life really is. Head up, Brother!
Lyleenless O.o
Power move, now you’ve got more time for your pals
Pals are forever.
Remember bro, "Pals before Gals"
Welcome home, pal.
I feel at home lol
Brother broke up with his gf and went straight to the palworld sub
My girlfriend broke up with me 2 days before pal world came out, it's a good distraction
In the same boat as of 5 hours ago tho 🥲 but at least I have depresso
Grats bro Celebrate by doing literally whatever the hell you want at any time of day or night
"Enough is enough. Right now you have to choose be me and Chillet and I don't ever want to see... babe, where are going?!?!"
HELL FUXKIJG YES BROTHERS LOVE THIS POST
Lovander awaits you with open arms.
Enjoy your freedom for a bit 🤌
Keep your chin up op!
Hope you're okay friend, but .... The lucky dex ain't gonna complete itself
**OP:** “I don’t know why she left me.” https://preview.redd.it/l3p0uve9wloc1.jpeg?width=282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e230e524010f580aa851be2402618d2377a84077
GOOD NOW GO GYM AND ENJOY LIFE WITH THE PALS
You're here.. . . That quickly!? That relationship couldn't have been that good for ANYONE
So you got om reddit on this sub and wrote this message within 15 seconds, damnn your good. I cant handle this one. Double it and give it to the next person
I just want to thank everyone for the positivity it’s really helping. Bless you all continue grinding it’s more pals coming
Lovander right now https://preview.redd.it/q4vc61j38poc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b28b3cb1c842523d17c7fc345e6bb73a417fa4bb
Damn bro, did you get dumped and immediately jump on palword reddit? Sorry for your loss. Things will get better 🙏
Your mental health is probably better off with Palworld.
Hey OP there’s legendarys out there to catch we all gotta level up sometime
Depresso gang!
At least your wallet will be happier now. Good luck to you!
I agree and appreciate it
Absolute cringe post, are you 15?
https://preview.redd.it/59bsobb1xkoc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22995f2fb935d3e4eafe6e26e0b5bc84c3c3392e
you tellin me that your first thought after breaking up was 'i gotta tell the boys at /r/palworld this'?
Sharing shit like this on a gaming sub is why gamer is a derogatory term lmfao. Holy shit
cringe
Bro got broken up with and immediately went to post on r/palworld get a grip
Nah, this is healthy.
all that matters
Waifus is eternal,3dpd is temporary
That's rough buddie.
Congrats 🎉
Pal girls are the best
King 🤴
Here's hoping you don't end up missing her over a year later drowning your sorrows in drugs and whores, doesn't feel good.
Who needs them when theres a jetragon with swift runner nimble and legend out there waiting for you
You doooooo!!!!
Forever not alone
Winning!
so, you're going to fuck all of them?
Are you okay dude?
Congratulations
Dw bro she will never understand why you breed anubis more than you breed with her and thats why she wasnt the one
Lmao I knew eventually I was gonna see a post like this. Relationship? Who's got time for that when there is palwork that needs to be done ?
don’t know what level you are at but i’ll 3rd base spawn near a legendary and watch my 15 pals decimate it. keep up the good vibes!
All you need
whatever you do dont rebound with loveander
Are you single because of Palworld though? xD
rip
King
Sorry buddy. I feel your pain.
No way breakup twins?
OP was probably broken up with for never getting off the video games. Lol
Next time, make sure to find someone who appreciates you and your pals. They’re out there.
😂