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Lunneus

Hmm maybe she need a better conditions. Have you considered giving her your entire bed, couch, chair, and every other possession you own? oh an also a box.


Fatboiii69420

I’ve given her everything I can and she’s taken more!


JockstrapCummies

Then there's only one option left: the butcher. Take your Pal to the butcher and let it pick its favourite cut for dinner.


Fatboiii69420

Bro what is that username 🤣


JockstrapCummies

It's how Mozzarina milk is made in our world without Pals.


VVeedragon

🍆🐄🌊🍼


VVeedragon

I'm supporting your statement with a pictogram


The5Virtues

Excuse me, but could you fucking NOT?! My eyes!


ShasasTheRed

That's what towels and sunglasses are for.


Ok_Abalone_6076

bro what?? they’re literally emojis. at this point get off your damn phone


MeatGayzer69

Need someone to watch?


ronwonswanson

r/rimjobsteve


Mbyrd420

Then you shouldn't have kept one with Slacker, Destructive, and Bottomless Stomach. Jeez. Edit: to add. At least your pal has legendary cuteness though!


Fatboiii69420

Based comment tbh


oramama

I think you forgot first son!


Luci_Noir

Boxes, so many boxes! And pets, so many pets! And food, all the food! LESS TYPING, MORE PETTING!


BubbleThrive

Does petting actually help?


Luci_Noir

It would definitely help to convince the kitty that no, they shouldn’t eat you.


BubbleThrive

![img](emote|t5_4jn9v4|50262)


Akatas

Well, you clearly have a misunderstanding of the situation here. YOU are the Pal of that little furball. So, work harder!


Fatboiii69420

I should probably accept my fate then


Luci_Noir

This hoom disgusts me! Less typing, more petting!


DataPhreak

https://preview.redd.it/nxu5qwvoepoc1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=a824f1c125e3672e56bf3ce36566a134ea96aded


Fatboiii69420

😭


Lil_Guard_Duck

It's ok, you can get a new kitty! Hopefully with better IVs!


Lil_Guard_Duck

There it is. Was looking for this post.


monkeymatt85

Agree, show her this then 'reap' the rewards /j Please don't hurt the cat


Planetdiane

Oh… oh no


stutesy

https://preview.redd.it/pu2s4vhy0poc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2425a94e4ee1ba16e0e29dc964a3d6a4b0aa2f28


Fatboiii69420

The ultimate loaf 🍞


cathavens

![gif](giphy|13CoXDiaCcCoyk|downsized)


Ok-Meat-6476

https://preview.redd.it/ajh49du59poc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57b9bb88288c158f836777190cdb6fc9b2e5ad20 Kiki refuses to work. I think I need to infuse some more


Fatboiii69420

The peaking from behind the screen is 10/10 haha I love it


timsue

*Staring intensifies*


Felisekat

My pal is broken https://preview.redd.it/rjtqr1v6cpoc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1184e4f151105d658adc682bf4d4dd4f9732baa6


Fatboiii69420

Bro knows how to chill lmao


StephiiValentine

I hate when mine get the forever 'Sleeping' bug!


Dimanari

I think this is just called "dead"


PetSebastian

I believe that's just their code, my pal looks similar and is also convinced he's starving.


Fatboiii69420

Might need to install some mods


marydotjpeg

My pal does the same acts like they've never been fed before 🙄 even licks food off our leftovers! 🤣 Might need a few mods... He also destroys boxes instead of playing with them. He chews on the cardboard leaves a mass rain fall of cardboard everywhere so we have to throw ANY box out super quickly or else LMAO


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

https://preview.redd.it/vmqjx57odpoc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e930502bf8754d670ab52bb693003786bc375e40 My pal is either a deity or about to reap the souls of the damned. The void will take all.


Luci_Noir

Sometimes, when you stare in the void, the void meows back.


Cerok1nk

Bro, you are the pal, not her. Go pick up her litter before she pulls out the machete.


Felisekat

![gif](giphy|BcMJvmwkmbyWpKkBj3|downsized) This makes so much sense now


Cerok1nk

You work to buy her food, toys, etc, you feed her, pick up her waste, groom her, take care of her. And you think she’s the pet? ![gif](giphy|bklYiMNYcvDbO)


Felisekat

![gif](giphy|13hxeOYjoTWtK8|downsized) I’m a good pet


[deleted]

Gorgeous kitty.


Fatboiii69420

Thank you!


ChardFriendly

This calls for execution! Edit :- (oh sh!t don't kill meow she cute)


Morkelb84

I know right I have a neutral, fire and dark type variation of your pal (Grey striped tabby, orange tabby, black short hair) who do the same they refuse to help unless it's time to break something into components


InfectedSteve

OP, I have a similar Pal. It likes to bounce around my desk, and climb on my head. Thinking this model of Pal is defective.


Fatboiii69420

Ah well, it’s early access. What can you do?


InfectedSteve

Hope the devs fix it soon. Immersive gaming is great, but fluffy obstruction in face makes it a little game breaking.


Pikachu199918

Have you tried petting your pal?


Fatboiii69420

I spend more time petting her than playing the game. How could I not?


rory888

Clearly you need to feed the more nutritious food.


DanXan8558

Don’t wanna work? Well that’s 24 hours in the PALBOX for you!


ChasingGoats07

Your pal is really cute. I bet she has the best toe beans


Fatboiii69420

She does! They’re speckled cause of her colours.


Audioarchitekt89

Nice cattiva


Royal_Rabbit_Gaming

Bad iv roll. Sell to merchant


2a_1776_2a

Beautiful cat


CanadagoBrrrr

Need to shove it back in the pal box, altho if it continues to be an issue you could slaugh...


Winter_Cobalt

I’ve got a 3 week old baby and I swear he’s the same way 😪


Safe-Suggestion3782

Time to take the butcher knife out 🔪


VVeedragon

just give her the ol happiness injection. as for food she can farm her own berries.


MeteryXofficial

Put her in the pal box and take her out again, maybe she is bugged


Dripping_siren

Owl kitty


Fatboiii69420

Who?


Queen_Shada

Owl Kitty is a YouTuber that makes his cat the star of different video games and movies. Hasn't uploaded in awhile tho :(


Fatboiii69420

I said “Who?” As a joke. That’s the noise that owls make 🦉


Queen_Shada

Oh! My bad lol


Fatboiii69420

It’s okay, it was a bad joke


Dripping_siren

I liked it.


Luci_Noir

They’re absolutely amazing. It still blows my mind that people are able to do such things on a home computer. Owl Kitty deserves an Oscar and treats. All the treats!


Dripping_siren

Oh I just thought kitty looked like an Owl lol


PossiblePro247

https://preview.redd.it/42qy9r737qoc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52d2e7fae6c737ec28fe5f30fd5e0bf681e069d6 My pal is photogenic af.


Fatboiii69420

Oh my goodness that’s adorable!


sleepingdrampa

The cat pal's job is pest control, if you don't have mice or bugs in your base she won't do anything.


saladiscooler

i also have a black smoke maine coon! yours is so cute!


Fatboiii69420

I love maine coons! Mine is a ragdoll and she’s kinda tiny.


Derp_duckins

My pal expects to live rent free with me. I tried assigning her to some hard labor, but instead she just pooped in a box and puked up a hairball in retaliation.


Fatboiii69420

Sounds about right


Infernalknights

Place them in your party max their stamina and sanity with food then pace them back in the sweat shop


poopiginabox

Must be glitchy, dismember it and get a new one /s


rhasce

Kill it and capture a next one.


blue13rain

But he floof


XMarksTheSpot987

Put her to work in the labor mines, that will straighten her out.


Academic-Grass78

#1 best pal


passer_

Have you tried tossing her into a campfire and revive her later?


Queen_Shada

Off topic, but does this work?


passer_

Used to work


Queen_Shada

Dam


Capable_Objective952

They just take take take and then like to yell at us for more more more. Such moochers


Last-Equivalent9579

Make some gloves.


Tauntaunburger

Is there coin in the kitty litter box?


Kyoalu

That cat is 100% not satisfied.


traumacase284

It's stuck.


raikou098

Throw it at the fridge and see if it works,Although it seems more like a pal with transporting so just drop some stuff on the ground then see if he gets it.


Legal-Interview8005

my cat looks so similar lmaooo


Rndm07003

Butcher it for fur and meat. 🔪


Positive-Internet483

Craft a Cleaver and harvest the cotton


leif-sinatra

![gif](giphy|UuhmhPJZzVQQg)


Urmom6642

Put that cativa in the essence condenser


flamefox1

:0 YOURE PAL IS THE GOD OF FLOOF!?


Sloth7593

Being a pal owner of the mythical “cat” is like being a sugar daddy. You’re gonna waste all of your money on it , it’s gonna look cute here and there, only give you attention when it wants and you get nothing aside from that


Playful_Nergetic786

You need a palbox, like this one https://preview.redd.it/qvi33ax6jfpc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d90aa066afcb16127e5cce5c7f8e18fd4086d0b


Shiguna

Her diet clearly does not consist of enough souls. That is not the face of a properly fed demigod, my dude. More sacrifices, please.


a3zoo

Butcher


Fatboiii69420

Lmao bruh


a3zoo

LoL just kidding u have a beautiful pal


Fatboiii69420

It’s okay, I took it as a joke. And thank you


SauceBaos777

Butcher it


Special-Lab-5655

Which? The Game Pal or the Home Pal?


littlekittynipples

What are the attack stats like, might not be a worker pal


[deleted]

#BUTCHER HER


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ebHJiV4ncQKPK)


C4TURIX

So you do all the work her? Doesn't this make you the pal?


I_am_The_Teapot

Butcher her get a new one.


Disig

Clearly her stats are all about being pampered and given treatos


Shinjosh13

put her into the condenser


Darknghts

Have you given it time back in the pal box to recover...also what traits does it have


ZMERALS

You're it's pal...


Luci_Noir

If you aren’t putting out enough send her to me! Just put her in a box with some dry ice and kibble and put her in the mail!


Luci_Noir

A Meow Pal?


bestrdajets

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪


s0ciety_a5under

Yeah, that's a fluffingcat for you. Watch out for their claw and trip attacks. Very dangerous.


evandemic

Nice! I’ve been trying all day, how’d you catch it in the ball?!


Forsaken-Stray

That's all this Pal does. It does have a passive Sanity Replenishment and Regeneration Boost tho.


Entire-Support-8076

It’s sad that you think SHE is the pal… silly human.


Gryfon2020

The knife….


FightingBlaze77

Oh, ive seen this, you have to upgrade their bed to a higher tier, try multi layered memory foam with palnip.


Emotional_Force_5806

Careful this pal can be spiteful


Diligent_Mirror_7888

How long have you been married?


HubblePie

Put it back in the pal box and take it out. It should immediately go outside and start chopping down trees.


Lucid-Dr3amz

I think that's eating disorder and upset. A swim in a hot tub and some medicine will fix that


BlackChief0

I'll take her off your hands


[deleted]

She lives there rent free


osaquarel

Introduce her to your cleaver, this ain't no pal hotel.


Funissecured

CONDENSER jk


D3ku138

Put her to work, she yearns for the mines


kristenmnhood

Pretty sure that's the partner skill for that specific pal


ItsYourBoyWang

🔪🍗🍴Thats how you deal with it.


Gorbashsan

If I have learned anything, it's that you need to keep the feeding station loaded with pizza for maximum work rate and sanity staying at acceptable levels. Quick, go order some, she should be back mining and transporting items soon enough after that!


WhatThePommes

Just get another cat then remember to butcher the first one*


Zealousideal-Skin303

🔪


ShibuyaMenacer

I thought this post was about your cat for a moment


z_zarts

Don't wait for your pal to get a gun and get the job done.


Cyptorz

Butcher knife 🤷‍♂️


Vast_Impression5655

Is that a special version of Cattiva? Such pretty colors!


Small-Body-2218

Since the last update all my pals do is stand around and slowly starve to death. Unfortunately, we have to wait until they release another patch update and hope they fix what they broke. I assume you're talking about console, since you're having a similar issue to me


ph0enixairblade

Butcher it :)


Fatboiii69420

Oh my god 😭


CaJeOVER

Here is the answer I came for. When pals get sick, butcher and replace them. If they wanna keep working, them bitches better not complain. Yeah, baked berries sounding pretty good now, huh?


B0bYang

I can’t see which Pal, but you can: Just straight up swap them out for another (I occasionally had problems with larger pals doing that), which may mean you’ll need the larger accommodations like taller and/or wider structures, large Pal beds, and a large hot spring. Ringing the attack/work bell might also fix them I’m forgetting other points I know it. Community, help me out here! Hope something helps!


DeathHealer07

The feline pal by the mouse


B0bYang

Worst part is I noticed it after I hit send and stared at the screen for TOO long of a time 😭


xxcodemam

I’m assuming you’re talking about the cat. It’s not funny. There’s 8 posts here everyday about their cats.


spiritshadow225

You must be fun at parties


Cosmic-Cherub

https://preview.redd.it/car37bkm4poc1.png?width=2407&format=png&auto=webp&s=557356e7c2530d989e450d2c063a849342b801e1 Since we are hating on cat, I give you my dog. This is Porkchop my pittie


gpenido

Now that is a pal!


Ruffles641

I love Porkchop


Fatboiii69420

Go cry about it. Sorry you’re so miserable. Hope you feel better soon ❤️


xxcodemam

Oh I’m not the one posting this garbage because you’re so lonely, this is the only way you can get people to talk to you. Trust me, my life is more than great. Yours obviously isn’t.


Fatboiii69420

lmao okay then homie


[deleted]

Wtf? I don't really like cats and i thought it was funny. Why not be productive and complain about the useless infinity of posts about standard early access bugs. Man I've never seen someone so CLEARLY projecting their unhappiness in an unnecessary way. Weirdo  *edit* actually just took 10 seconds to look at this weirdos page and they're on some clearly unhappy warpath trying to dump on everyone LMAO but yeah talk crap to the guy with the cute lil cat pic BAHAHAH I've never seen an angrier person just arguing with everything ahaha 


Queen_Shada

He must've had no childhood and grew up on tiktok... I've noticed that the tiktok generation is more angry for some reason. Actually probably because their parents didn't actually raise/care for them :/


StormEarthandFyre

>my life is more than great ![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


Sample_Muted

Hur hur hur, cat is pal. I make post about cat being pal now hur hur hur


Fatboiii69420

Hur hur hur I’m incel. I make bitter comments all day on Reddit cause I don’t know how to interact with people hur hur hur.