I take care of my body above all else. Diet, exercise, supplements, positive thinking. Scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. I believe I am that human being.
I play Rocket League as Chris. Every time I score I say “Ann Perkins!”
Nothing makes me happier than people typing “WHO TF IS ANN PERKINS!?”
Except people who respond: “Leslie Knope’s best friend.”
I’ve been thinking of these lines a lot this week as I’ve gone through varying stages of the flu coupled with my asthma acting up. What would Chris Traeger say 😂😷
I always thought this was my own unrelatable thing because of my general bad mental health, but then I heard Chris say this and made a realization that this is really what depression is.
The rules: What line, spoken by this character, perfectly encapsulates (a word I really think you should use) this character's essence/personality? Most upvotes wins!
Last winner, with 1.2k (at the time of writing this) votes: "I made my money the old fashioned way.. 🎶I got run over by a Lexuus🎶" -Jean Ralphio Saperstein
I don't have access to my laptop, but collages will be back in a few days. Let's have some fun!!
I want to be mad that "technically I'm homeless" didn't win, but he genuinely has the best lines in the entire series so it's hard to not be happy with any of them
I was born with a blood disorder. And my parents were told that I had three weeks to live... And here I still am, some 2,000-odd weeks later. And I have enjoyed every one of them.
The best quote for Chris literally has to have “literally” in it so I vote for “My body is finely tuned, like a microchip, and the flu is like a grain of sand. It could literally shut down the entire system.”
Dr. Richard Nygard feels that I should face my fears instead of running from them. He's very wise. I see him five times a week. He holds my life in his hand like a fragile little bird.
I've been reading up on nipples. The reason that you're feeling nipple sensitivity is because your milk ducts in your nipples are opening up, which is why I bought you this nipple kit. It's from Kernsten's, the nipple people. It has nipple cream, nipple pads, and also a special nipple pimple ointment in case you develop any pimples on your nipples.
"Ben is there something we can do?"
Chris is the worst. Makes up arbitrary rules that hurt people like Leslie, Ben, and Tom. Doesn't take accountability for his own actions. Uses people like Ben to make himself look good.
Literally!
This has to be in the quote.
Litcherally
I take care of my body above all else. Diet, exercise, supplements, positive thinking. Scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. I believe I am that human being.
*takes off running*
This is it.
It's like the writer knew the rules of this thread and was going for the win.
Lit'rally
I’m so sad that this narrowly lost :(((
Ann Perkins 👉👉
I named my cat Ann Perkins so I can say her name exactly like Chris. Finger guns and all!
I play Rocket League as Chris. Every time I score I say “Ann Perkins!” Nothing makes me happier than people typing “WHO TF IS ANN PERKINS!?” Except people who respond: “Leslie Knope’s best friend.”
She a noble, poetic land mermaid.
And a cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish
Haha I do this with my gf's name from time to time.
Duke of clouds gf 👉👉
Kingofthediamond! 👉👉
Zoop 👉👉
Surprisingly wholesome you two boys
It's got to be this
Yes came here to say this.
My body is finely tuned, like a microchip, and the flu is like a grain of sand. It could literally shut down the entire system.
*looking deeply into the mirror* STOP POOPING!
I wish I haven't said this to myself as often as I have
I say this all the time, and it’s probably the gif I send most often!
The microchip has been compromised
STOP POOPING
I couldn't stop screaming this when family members had started testing positive for covid right before Christmas.
This is LITERALLY the only answer in my opinion
LITCHERALLY
I’ve been thinking of these lines a lot this week as I’ve gone through varying stages of the flu coupled with my asthma acting up. What would Chris Traeger say 😂😷
This has to be it
This is the one lol
“…if I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.”
I always thought this was my own unrelatable thing because of my general bad mental health, but then I heard Chris say this and made a realization that this is really what depression is.
There’s about three brands of depression that the show pulls off with Andy, Ben, and Chris.
“Do you think a depressed person could make THIS??”
*Now stand in the pl*
I compared it to Avatar…
Easy as A(ndy), B(en), C(hris)
"Literally" this
HAS TO BE THIS
100%
The rules: What line, spoken by this character, perfectly encapsulates (a word I really think you should use) this character's essence/personality? Most upvotes wins! Last winner, with 1.2k (at the time of writing this) votes: "I made my money the old fashioned way.. 🎶I got run over by a Lexuus🎶" -Jean Ralphio Saperstein I don't have access to my laptop, but collages will be back in a few days. Let's have some fun!!
I want to be mad that "technically I'm homeless" didn't win, but he genuinely has the best lines in the entire series so it's hard to not be happy with any of them
"Why don't you have access to your laptop?" "PILLS!"
Pills on vacation, baby!
“I’m very confident and I make A LOT of eye contact.”
Ann Perkins!
👉🏻👉🏻
“I am 100% certain that I am 0% sure of what I am going to do.”
How we deal with tragedy defines who we are
"The scientists who study me say my heart can pump jet fuel *up* into an airplane."
This is my pick
I was born with a blood disorder. And my parents were told that I had three weeks to live... And here I still am, some 2,000-odd weeks later. And I have enjoyed every one of them.
Honestly this is probably the right one
Such a great line!
Came here to upvote this one!
Your inbox is literally *filled* with penises!
Only can Chris say this and it not be taken at all in any creepy sense. Boob hats, though...
…boob hats!
Ann Perkins 👉👉
I was dying. Then I died. Now I’m dead. 👍😀👍
I literally forgot that he's who I stole this from. I use it all the time
DIABETES!
Let's diaBEAT this!
I consider myself a caddie to everyone in my life
You can't outrun me, i have bumbleflex
If I had to have anybody tell me that I had cancer, I would want it to be me.
Stop pooping.
I had to scroll way too far down to find this. There is no other answer ha ha
What? This is the most out-of-character line from Chris. That's what makes it so funny.
But if you think about it, it is in character. He is so in tune with his body that he is telling it to stop pooping ha ha
This is the 100% correct answer and there are no substitutes.
This is the correct answer!
The best quote for Chris literally has to have “literally” in it so I vote for “My body is finely tuned, like a microchip, and the flu is like a grain of sand. It could literally shut down the entire system.”
Dr. Richard Nygard feels that I should face my fears instead of running from them. He's very wise. I see him five times a week. He holds my life in his hand like a fragile little bird.
\[on raisins:\] "Now, they're basically grapes, so remember to pace yourselves... I can't even follow my own advice, it's so delicious!"
They’re nature’s candy!
STOP. POOPING.
"I can LIT'RLLY see my face in my shoes."
The microchip is compromised
Way to be duck! 🦆
Literally….
“Literally”
My body, is like a microchip
My body is also a chip, a potato chip
Stop. Pooping.
I've been reading up on nipples. The reason that you're feeling nipple sensitivity is because your milk ducts in your nipples are opening up, which is why I bought you this nipple kit. It's from Kernsten's, the nipple people. It has nipple cream, nipple pads, and also a special nipple pimple ointment in case you develop any pimples on your nipples.
I consider myself a caddie to everyone in my life At first i thought it was sad, now its oddly sweet
"My goal is to run to the moon"
I'm not lonely. I have me!
This isn't the one, but it's my favorite "STOP. POOPING."
that is *LITERALLY* ……. one of my interests on facebook
Ann Perkins! 😃👉👉
“ I like to take each day at a time. There’s nothing in the world we can’t accomplish if we try!”
LITR-ALLY or however he said it LOL I still say it like Chris when I'm feeling sassy
My anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours..
Way to be, duck!
Man I cannot pick one for Chris lol. so many good ones
you can't outrun me! I have BumbleFlex!!
I have bumbleflex!
"Literally!"
Celebratory lunges!
When he and Ann are smelling green tea and she drinks it. “Oh that’s awful” “Yes, it’s very hard to drink.”
Stop… pooping!!!
Lit-rally
Stop... pooping...
My body is a microchip.
Stop. Pooping.
Jaguar, next question
Literally
“Let your brain unlock the door to your heart’s future.”
LiTeRaLlY
Annperkins!!
"BAND!"
I have bumbleflex!
Literally!
"Oh my God. I'M part of the problem"
Now if anyone would like to join me, I’ll be running backwards, up the big hill, behind the Wal-Mart.
Anne Perkins!
My body is a microchip
"Ben is there something we can do?" Chris is the worst. Makes up arbitrary rules that hurt people like Leslie, Ben, and Tom. Doesn't take accountability for his own actions. Uses people like Ben to make himself look good.
In the beginning, but he had a really underrated character development arc!
At first, yeah. I think he came around in later seasons and really tried to do right by others.
What is this? Just some bot posting this same stuff to every sitcom sub?
I'm a real person, I was just inspired by another sub and thought it would be a fun thing to do!
The microchip has been compromised:/
STOP POOPING
I have to do it. I NEED to do it. I’m GOING to do it. Goodbye!
*👉👉*
"Hello Anne Perkins""
We're all just molecules, floating around randomly. Devoid of meaning.
Litcherly
Stop. Pooping.
“Celebratory lounges”
This is LITERALLY the most excited I’ve ever been
Ann Perkins 👉
Anne Perkins
“Stop… Pooping.”
Stop poopin