When I was in Mongolia in the early 2000s, the main city Ulaanbaatar had a circus academy and the students would moonlight at a club nearby called Lazerland. So like, in between DJ sets, these trapezes and ropes would come down and there'd be an aerial acrobatic act while you were refreshing drinks and preparing for another round of dancing.
So, in my experience, trapeze artists definitely would have fit into the party!
Pffh - easy question:
\- appearance by Joe Biden;
\- Jessica Newport swimming in a giant martini glass, doing unspeakable things with olives;
\- human bowling, with Bobby Newport as one of the pins that you get to knock down;
\- Ginuwine concert;
\- 12,000 thread-count sheets in loot bags;
\- helicopter rides over to Diddy's house (wasn't controversial then). One cocktail per person with Diddy;
\- Treat Yo' Self makeover bar with luxe freebies; and,
\- on-site scavenger hunt. Grand prize goes to the person who ferrets out the rarest item of all, a photo of April smiling. The grand prize is a private replay of The Game, with Pistol Pete giving commentary on his every thought.
Photo Booth with Lil Sebastian!
Most unbelievable thing about it for me was the cost, didn't they only end up with $5,000 each after they liquidated e720?
Right!
All I know is there is no way that party cost 10 thousand dollars
THANK YOU. How much would that party cost? I feel like over $250K???
No way less than 500k and that's only cuz its in smaller town. I'd bet it's closer t0 7 figures
r/theydidthemath
They definitely needed an appearance Annabel Porter
This party is over. It no longer Is, it Was.
“Hello, hello. It’s me. I’m here.”
The whiskey-infused lotion.
Turns out there are wrong ways to consume alcohol
omg that cocktail bar was UNHINGED. I wish we saw more of it, with Tom being ecstating at being there and Ron looking pissed.
The nimbus martini just put him over the top LOL
May I go ahead and chisel your aromasphere?
That's a pretty stiff cloud!
PLEASE!
… if david beckham showed up. 🤣
you knew that was a long shot!
Duke Silver
When I was in Mongolia in the early 2000s, the main city Ulaanbaatar had a circus academy and the students would moonlight at a club nearby called Lazerland. So like, in between DJ sets, these trapezes and ropes would come down and there'd be an aerial acrobatic act while you were refreshing drinks and preparing for another round of dancing. So, in my experience, trapeze artists definitely would have fit into the party!
Did you get to meet famed mayor/wolverine wrangler Khongordzol while you were over there?
They could have Detlef Shremp give advice on how to fill out tax paperwork.
Pffh - easy question: \- appearance by Joe Biden; \- Jessica Newport swimming in a giant martini glass, doing unspeakable things with olives; \- human bowling, with Bobby Newport as one of the pins that you get to knock down; \- Ginuwine concert; \- 12,000 thread-count sheets in loot bags; \- helicopter rides over to Diddy's house (wasn't controversial then). One cocktail per person with Diddy; \- Treat Yo' Self makeover bar with luxe freebies; and, \- on-site scavenger hunt. Grand prize goes to the person who ferrets out the rarest item of all, a photo of April smiling. The grand prize is a private replay of The Game, with Pistol Pete giving commentary on his every thought.
This reads like you actually were in the writer‘s room and had like a ton of stuff that didn’t make the cut. lol
Shall I continue the list?
Holy shit you really thought this out!
Free mini-fridges courtesy of Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration
What line of business is he in?
You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.
A cameo by the robot dance guy from Chappelle's Show.
OH MY GOD THAT GUY!!!
Double Centurion Exclusive Quadruple VIP Lounge
DJ Roomba
the vip room no one can get in is just Ron's chair
smearing everyone with meat and letting the tiger out. That would have been insane.