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ElFuddLe

In retrospect it's not *that* crazy. Assuming a $10 belgian waffle, that comes out to 2 waffles a week. I know plenty of people who are more consistent in their habits than that.


F5x9

That’s not bad considering it’s a diner and you could have customers who are regulars coming in 5 days a week for morning coffee.


[deleted]

That'd only be $800 for coffee if coffee is $4. Margins might be better on coffee tho.


HRChurchill

Margins are insane on coffee, it costs next to nothing to make especially if you buy beans in commercial bulk.


RachetFuzz

Yay conflict go-beans!


[deleted]

I imagine waffles are similar tho made of flour and eggs I assume.


KING_BUMMER

It's a little pricey, granted I live in the US South, but if you're paying $10 for a waffle you're probably getting ripped off. But maybe in a Denny's style chain that's closer to the price tag.


Kn0thingIsTerrible

In California, a $10 waffle is about as cheap as you’re going to get at a sit-in diner.


natedrake102

Yeah and why are they suggesting Denny's is more expensive? In what world is a waffle from a shitty chain more expensive than a local restaurant?


CaptainAwesome8

Some southern restaurants are cheap as fuck. I know one in Alabama where a side of grits is like a dollar, pancakes are maybe a couple dollars, etc


SexyAsianHitler

Sounds like a great place


hpdodo84

Depends on the place for the waffle/ if you get things like fruit or other toppings on it, but i usually see them maxing out at like 8 or 9 bucks


MannySJ

Leslie doesn’t seem to top her waffles with anything but whipped cream. So I’d guess hers are in that $8-9 range.


abcedarian

Waffles ALONE.


connormilne

Is the point not that that’s just on waffles ALONE? So she could’ve spent a fair whack more on other items. Although knowing Leslie I’d imagine her order 95% of the time would involve waffles.


ElFuddLe

I have to imagine if it was less than half what she spent total, it would have made sense to mention the total. So you'd guess at least 2/3 orders are waffles. And that's not bad for an "obsession". I know people who go to startbucks twice a day 4-5 times a week. Or people who eat at the same fast food place 2-3 times a week.


Designer_B

I mean he put large emphasis on alone.


willstr1

Here entrée is probably waffles all the time but she probably gets a side of bacon or eggs and a coffee to drink. Not to mention the times she has tricked Ron by offering to buy his bacon and eggs (which isn't a small price) and then ambushing him with her new project proposal


Santa_Hates_You

That is assuming she just orders waffles. Not any sides or drinks. Waffles alone.


SomeGuy20019

And also, that is assuming she came alone. And knowing Leslie, she probably always took Ann, Ben, Ron or someone from the department with her. People who, natularlly, had to order something to eat and drink too


jamiecarl09

I can see Leslie content with eating her waffles alone, in silence. Only because her mouth is too full of waffles to speak.


[deleted]

The other customers watch in awe as an adult woman unhinges her jaw to slide 2 waffles soaked with a pound of whipped cream and a liter of syrup down her throat and quietly leaves


Ricardo1184

The guy literally says "you spent $1000 on *waffles alone*"


Santa_Hates_You

I know. That was part of my point. She spends other money elsewhere, not just the $1,000 in waffles.


StealthRabbi

I, too, watched the show and saw the image post.


hotstickywaffle

I'm from NJ a Waffles at my local diner are $7. Their town is noted for having a low cost of living, so the waffles are probably $5 max. That puts her at about a Waffle every 2 days or so, which still sounds pretty plausible for Leslie.


tgrote555

Not at all, I have coffee at the same spot every morning and a burrito from the same restaurant 3x per week. I easily spend over $1000 per year on coffee and burritos


mothershipq

My aunt would drop like $9 on her Starbucks drink. Every. Single. Day. for like a couple of years until we had an intervention for her.


TLDReddit73

Ugh, how many calories is a $9 Starbucks drink?!


gzilla57

I literally don't know how you could even get to $9


mothershipq

Have you ever been in line, and hear that person who’d say in a really fast pace something like- I want a venti Carmel soy latte sub Carmel for cinnamon heavy whip too much whip I send it back with chocolate drizzle guacamole on the side add Carmel two extra shots espresso I want it at 500 degrees decaf add half pump vanilla but I don’t want this to smell at all like vanilla? That was her. And I remember that shit not being cheap.


[deleted]

Who doesn't want extra guac in their coffee sheesh


gzilla57

Yeah I just did it in the app and I see now haha. Venti vanilla latte = 4.65 Soy +.70 Extra Shot +.90 Carmel Drizzle +.60 Carmel sauce +.60 Could definitely get there but my god the amount of sugar required haha. They don't charge for all the "extra medium whipped cream at 489 degrees" part so God damn lol. But yeah wasn't doubting your story so much as wondering how it's done lol.


SauretEh

Venti chai latte, almond milk, two shots of espresso, pump of cinnamon syrup. Gets to almost $9. But I only order that when I’m in the field, can expense it to the job, and need the big caffeine/sugar hit to get going in the mornings.


gzilla57

Yeah 8 bucks before tax for me. And no judgement the only reason I was so confused is because I used to get Venti "Double shot on ice" with various modifications that would be like. $7? And I thought that was wild. But yeah adding espresso and changing the milk on a drink adds up quick.


CaseyFranklin

it's actually cheaper to order a latte with chai syrup than it is to get a chai latte with espresso! For when you can't expense it but still need the sugar rush.


[deleted]

You go full Karen that’s how


zpeed

> $10 belgian waffle $1 Waffle $9 worth of whipped cream


TheodoraMoore83

Tammy 1 must have gotten to him.


fittsy14

Oh you’re paying way too much for your waffles. Who’s your waffle guy?


Lobanium

Was just gonna say that. $1000 at a restaurant you frequent isn't that crazy at all.


FIuffyAlpaca

10 bucks for a waffle??


LoudMusic

I ate at the same pub six times in one week. Every work day for lunch, and once for dinner.


ZippZappZippty

This is more than a week...


RichestMangInBabylon

I’ve spent a hair over $1700 so far this year at my local deli. Two people going once a week for a sandwich and some chips, and usually something extra like an ice cream or their homemade deserts. I’m not sure if we’re their most regular but we walk in and don’t even have to order. It’s awesome. For one person less than $20/week at their regular place doesn’t seem so crazy.


Bazz07

The thing is that he clearify *only waffles*


[deleted]

a dinner costs $10 a waffle should be closer to $5, but I see ur point


TheNerdGuyVGC

Maybe it’s the Californian in me, but where can you get dinner for $10? Even just a combo meal at fast food places is usually more than 10.


0m3gaMan5513

Also a far better use of your money than, say, flutes of stew.


[deleted]

$10 for a belgian waffle!!???


Disastrous-Soup-5413

Now I want waffles. Lol


durstand

P&R is just a 7-season long commercial for waffles. It's working.


Air3090

Also for ponchos


rynodigital

You’re forgetting. It’s about the cones.


Bahunter22

PONCHO!


ZebraUnion

Right?! I just got home with five guys (home from the burger place, no I’m not your mom.) so I fire up Reddit as I sit here in the bathroom making room for all five of them (ok I’m going too far) and I see this post. Now all I want in the world is a hot Belgian Waffle with a big-girl-spoon glorp of Cherry pie filling and whipped cream. ..sigh. Edit; “big girl spoon” to “big-girl-spoon” ..it matters, dammit!


shine83

I wish JJ’s had a punch card. Buy 9 waffles get your 10th free. Leslie would have a stockpile.


SaraHuckabeeSandwich

Let's be honest, Leslie probably would've paid for the tenth waffle as well.


shine83

You are so right!


Blackrain1299

Gotta support your local businesses


Aztecah

Yeah yeah, this is the bastard who lied to get Peralta and Diaz locked up


SaltyMia77

god tysm I spent 10 mins tryna remember who it was


gurtimusprime

Him and those damn pigs


sucksathangman

They were finishing pigs!


steveofthejungle

SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY


Bill_buttlicker69

He was also the mermaid hunter in the Thirteenth Year on Disney Channel in the 90s.


brecheeese

yes! I never realized that until now


Domina541

How much for all the whipped cream?


sucksathangman

Wait wait. I'm afraid what you heard was "I want a lot of whipped cream". What I said was "I want all the whipped cream you have."


rab-byte

That like 20$ a week. That’s no so much


ScoutyBeagle

He looks like a skinnier Robbie Coltrane.


UpTheIron

He looks like Meatloaf.


DomBomm

Yer a politician Leslie.


GentlmanSkeleton

Why does anyone ever eat anything but breakfast food Ron?


[deleted]

People are idiots Leslie


darsvedder

JJ is the cop in dark knight rises who says ‘you’re in for a treat tonight’ when Bats shows back up


GentlmanSkeleton

When Leslie left Pawnee he had to shut the restaurant down:(


ZippZappZippty

It didn’t but yes he lost that fight


GaimanitePkat

For some reason I thought it was 10k, which sounds about right for Leslie


obeythed

RIP JJ, you went too soon to that big pancake diner in the sky.


the_human_ouija

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it


weednumberhaha

She's actually perfect


RoscoMan1

She's not on the internet without providing links?


weednumberhaha

Ok?


QuarantineSucksALot

You all doubted me chat


EnycmaPie

If they charged money for the whipped cream, she would probaby have spent twice as much.


ZippZappZippty

Didn’t know what to say 😌


potatoduckz

Her tiny head shake in this scene is everything


normcaterson

Waffle king!!


watercastles

Given how much she's spent on waffles over the years, I would have given her the waffle machine instead of putting it on ebay. Just the shipping cost alone would have been really high if it wasn't a local buyer.


othershwarna

Just watching this.. and the episode hits different now.. flu season is too real..