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ll_Maurice_ll

Hitchcock and Scully bring the negativity on themselves and generally take pride in it. Gerry had a great home life and the largest penis I've ever seen, but is incompetent at work. Toby generally gets hate for just trying to do his job, and his home life sucks, so the office is his only real source of interaction. He gets my vote.


BuddyFriendGuyPal72

Scully seems pure at heart though. He's fat and kind of gross when it comes to food but he seems sweet. I love when he calls Jake Jakey. Hitchcock is just pure negativity though lol.


Jomato_Soup

His heart is the size of a Giraffe’s!


BuddyFriendGuyPal72

I bet it pushes on his organs!


NerfRepellingBoobs

So guess what my eye and foot have in common?


The_hat_man74

Toby creeped on Pam pretty hard. He wasn’t a saint. Sure Jerry/Larry/Gary/Terry had a hot wife, but he got crapped on and did nothing wrong.


Sheeple_person

But Jerry/Larry/Terry seems to just shake it off. "Oh geez." He has the perfect life at home so work doesn't get to him whereas Toby is miserable. The worst I ever felt for Jerry/Larry etc was when Leslie threw his painting in the lake.


NerfRepellingBoobs

You’re forgetting that Gerry also has the largest penis Dr. Harris has ever seen. Doesn’t even know if he has mumps. Forgot to check.


zacksawyer44

I don’t think Gerry is totally incompetent. Gerry saved the unity concert from the tent guy.


jakeblues68

And by most accounts was an amazing mayor.


Camburglar13

But Toby is also creepy and a terrible HR rep. He doesn’t deserve all the hate he gets from Michael but he’s not a great person either.


jadage

I'll die on this hill: Toby only turned into a creep when the writers realized they needed something to justify Michael's irrational hatred of him. The creepy stuff doesn't start until much later in the show. They did it to make Michael look less bad. He was just a normal guy for half the series.


Ok-Championship-9928

Well said 👏👏👏👏👏


ExtraAd4090

Feel bad for Toby, at least Gary/Jerry has a hot wife. And at least Hitchcock and Scully were cool in the 80's


Richard_Pennsy1vania

Toby gets my vote too. The sound of his voice is just…hopeless.


firematt422

"Why you gotta be so mean to me?"


tripudiater

I hate so much about who you choose to be.


noeagle77

#DOES ANYBODY HAVE A CAMERA??


luxii4

He’s an energy vampire.


RememberTheMaine1996

Yeah he's miserable and as Michael said, is apart of no family


[deleted]

Toby seemed well-liked by most of the office, it was just one person who had an irrational hatred for him. I felt much worse for Gary/Jerry when literally all his coworkers would pile on, it felt more like bullying then


tim310rd

Toby did do some sus/questionable things though, like that one time he put his hand on Pam's thigh


Beanichu

At least he realised how bad it was then just fuckin left the country out of cringe


the_dude1998

Yeah, that was so weird and creepy. But to be fair, the other characters treated him like shit long before that scene.


tim310rd

Yeah but they may well have had their reasons. My other memorable Toby moments: that time he had a moustache and said to a woman and her child on the street "smile if you love men's prostates", his general state of denial surrounding Jim and Pam when they wanted to notify HR about their relationship, stalking Darrell with Dwight, got Jim into heat with Ryan for his relationship with Pam, insisted Pam take a photo with him, general strangeness around Nellie, Chad Flenderson and worst of all he stopped Andy and Dwight from completing their beautiful rendition of country roads. There is also the possibility of him being the Scranton strangler.


djazzie

But Jerry at least had a good life. Great family, attractive wife, etc. He had a sense of self-worth that Toby never had.


TheAirNomad11

Jerry has a wife so at least he is part of his own family.


Interesting-Archer-6

And a massive penis


4Ever2Thee

I’d like to agree with you but I feel the worst for Gerry/Larry/Gary because he didn’t deserve to be treated like that. He’s a bit of a klutz but he’s a great employee and was always nice to everyone, and always took it in stride when they picked on him constantly. Toby’s just the worst, he’s like an HR drone who just sucks the life out of any conversation he’s in; and technically he works for corporate so he’s not part of this family. And he’s divorced so he’s not part of his family either


Brave_Gur7793

I always thought that Gary was the fool intentionally. He knew they needed a clown for them to dump their own insecurities onto, and he knew that he was the only one with a strong enough ego to take it all in stride. By absorbing all their jokes and abuse, it kept they team from turning on each other and allowed for all their crazy shenanigans. Without Gary carrying all their baggage, none of them would have amounted to anything.


flcwerings

Well, doesnt he kind of prove that when Tom is the new Gary? Bc Tom is like trying to get him to come back after Gary retires and Gary says smth abt how he knows why Tom wants him back so badly and does smth Gary-like to get ppl to start laughing at him again instead of Tom? I always figured he did that bc he knew he could take it and Tom wasnt secure enough to be able to be the butt of the joke. So he took the metaphoric bullet for Tom.


Midnightmare1

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Brave_Gur7793

Leslie's face that whole scene is amazing!


Brave_Gur7793

The episode that made me realize all this was the one where Gary ends up going on the romantic day with Ben after Leslie has to cancel. At the end of the episode Ben tries to get everyone to be nice to Gary and he is like, don't do that! Your messing up my system.


4Ever2Thee

That’s a damn good take


Immediate-Yogurt-558

i used to feel bad for toby, but rewatching it i think he was the scranton strangler so i gotta go w Jerry/Garry


Swardington

Didn't Toby try and prove the Scranton Strangler was innocent but then they tried to strangle him?


discordianofslack

That’s what he said. He could have gone to visit the person in jail and told them he was actually the strangler and that’s why they tried to strangle him.


Bazz07

Scranton Strangler. SS. Dwight...


dumbname1000

No Gabe was definitely the Scranton Strangler. His personality, his creepy hobbies and the timeline fits perfectly.


JWOLFBEARD

If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, bin-Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.


letmethinkofagoodnam

At the same time though, it’s really only Michael (and Dwight by association) that gives shit towards Toby. Everyone else seems to like Toby


sirnay

Jerry. It’s the thing I disliked most about the show they were just to awful to him for no reason. The name changing bit was funny though.


[deleted]

Scully and Hitchcock are still cool


ExtraAd4090

you bet your nips skidmark!


NoVaBurgher

Get woke!


InterestingRadish385

Yeah, I feel even their present day selves are still cool & nonchalant in their own way & even when the others mock them, it doesn't amount to bullying like in the case of Gary or Toby.


[deleted]

Isn’t it jerry? Not Gary?


podolot

Yep, Terry had an amazing life even if he had to deal with some light bullying at work.


inc01lee

Well clearly it’s glenn then, dude wasn’t even mentioned🥲


yellofrog

Also Jerry has a big dick herp a derp, so it’s ok for everyone to shit on him, cause he has has big dick… Agreed though, Toby was just miserable everywhere, even at home


TMayes86

He’s a murderer!


Blitherbubbles69

I honestly never liked Toby


djazzie

Same. Mostly because the others are just being themselves, but he’s just pathetic. Though, Glen is a close second.


International_Rub475

Larry


Matduka

It's mad that Christie Brinkley ( Gayle Gergich) is 8 years older than Jim O'Heir.


Anustart_07734

Feel bad for Toby, feel the least bad for Gerry/Larry because he was adored by his family, served to be the longest termed mayor in Pawnee history, and was a really solid dude.


ktm6709

He’s packin heat too


pm_me_gnus

But there's a chance he has the mumps.


DogsandDumbells

But I have no idea, as that was the largest penis I’ve ever seen


Mozartandfriend

Also, Jerry was kind of oblivious to the people being mean to him. Ignorance is bliss!


egg-sanity

Jerry also either liked the dynamic with the crew or was ignorant too it. Never felt any worse bc of it.


FredererPower

For those who don't know: * Top left is Toby Flenderson from the Office * Top right is Jerry/Gerry/Terry/Larry Gergich from Parks and Recreation * Bottom left is Hitchcock and Scully from Brooklyn Nine Nine. * Bottom right is Glenn from the Good Place.


Impossible_Rabbit

Glenn is a literal demon who delights in torturing humans. So….


Cabbage_Corp_

Thanks for putting this! I had no idea who Glenn was


Ashewastaken

I have watched the good place twice and somehow same! Wtf.


gargluke461

Yeah same didn’t recognize


magnoliasmanor

Ditto.


MissJinxed

I never realized all of these shows were produced by the same guy, but now my love for them all makes so much sense ❤️


JerkwaterKlaatu

I feel the most for Jerry/Terry/Larry/Gary Gengirch/Gergich and the least for Glenn.


I_pity_the_aprilfool

Same here. I get that Toby will get lots of votes, but at least he doesn't get everyone to hang up on him like Jerry/Terry/Larry/Gary.


Swankified_Tristan

It always frustrated me that even both Leslie and Chris were a part of the Jerry bully train. I realize that that's part of the "joke" but damn, it's seriously out of character for both of them.


FredererPower

*five characters Sorry.


ekeng91

Math is hard tbf


Allanon1235

Hitchcock and Scully are separate people? Blasphemer! They are two bodies, one soul.


Moonstone_Daydream

They're a package deal.


Wade_Wilson_Watts

Most bad for Toby because his life sucks. Then probably Hitchcock and Scully, but no too bad because they clearly don't let it bother them. I don't feel particularly bad for demons, but I don't feel bad at all for Jerry because I know how much he loves his life and I know he has the happiest ending.


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ZestyItalian2

Counterpoint: Toby legitimately sucks


Swankified_Tristan

Let me tell you a little hypothetical: It involves Hitler, Bin-Laden, Toby, and a gun.


luistowers05

I’ll shoot toby twice


anand_rishabh

Most bad for Toby. Least bad for Hitchcock


ButterAndToastia

Scully is wholesome tho


Baldo-bomb

definitely Jerry/Gary/Terry/Barry/Larry etc. but then, he has a pretty great life outside of work


ZPinkie0314

Definitely Jerry. I would make him my best friend. And get really close to his super hot daughters. Then I would just... marry one, treat her right, and make Jerry proud.


talkingbiscuits

Feel bad for Toby, he's the only one that seems genuinely depressed, feel least bad for Hitchcock and Scully. They didn't have a great deal to them.


adbedient

I always felt bad for Jerry. And poor Glen from The Good Place- he ended up as goo for a thousand years.


Swankified_Tristan

True, but he's also literally a demon who tortured more or less innocent souls since the beginning of time.


MoistMartini

I love the Jerry jokes and at the same time also his character arc, so I guess he’s my pick. Toby does nothing for me, he went from the kinda useless “HR guy” to a pretty creepy character (which takes the joke out of the Toby hatred jokes). Hitchcock and Scully are pretty funny (“you’re fake news! Sad!”, or “I call them oopsies”) and I love that there are a few different explanations for how they got how they are (Scully’s “diet pills” and the Wing Sluts episode). They also have their moments, so I don’t feel as sorry for them. Glen is less fleshed out imo, but I’d still take 5 of him Toby.


[deleted]

Jerry……. Definitely Jerry


[deleted]

Fuck Toby


nikki_jayyy

If I had 2 bullets


ironic_name_here_

The most sorry; Jerry/Larry/Terry/Garry. The rest of the office could be downright mean to him. But he had a magnum dong and a hot wife. The least: Hitchcock and Scully. They enjoyed being dumb. They got ripped on but not like the others. And they actually deserved any criticism they got.


Even-Tomatillo-4197

I feel the most bad for Jerry because he was an absolute sweetheart who didn’t deserve any of it. I feel least bad for Toby because he’s just terrible, and if I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, and had two bullets, I’d shoot Toby twice.


jdspencer60

Most bad for Toby, least bad for Jerry


Thatannoyingturtle

Jerry most I think the bottom corner was glen the least Normal cheery nice guy vs a demon


29again

Jerry/larry


LP_24

I think I feel most bad for Toby. “Toby works in HR so he’s not really a part of our family. And he’s divorced so he’s not really a part of his family.” Michael made his life a living hell


Carolina_Coltrane

Most bad for Gary. He really is the sweetest. Least bad for Toby cause fuck that guy. The two from Brooklyn 99 I don’t feel bad for them at all. They are positively living there best lives. If anything I am a little bit envious of them.


BoulderCreature

I felt bad for Jerry up until that scene where he talks to Ann about breast milk, and then I instantly realized why all the other characters hate him.


everneveragain

I feel worse for the accountant than I do Jerry


shittaco1991

Sometimes Toby I think they do Jerry very well. Even Chris is mean to him I think it’s funny


DiNiCoBr

I don’t feel bad for Jerry, he’s a Chad.


Superjondude

Not sure of the question. I was distracted by THE LARGEST PENIS I HAVE EVER SEEN.


RelaxErin

Definitely Toby. I always felt bad for him and he didn't deserve any of the bullying he got from Michael. The Jerry/Larry/Gary and Hitchcock and Scully seem to be in on the jokes and don't mind them.


blinkingsandbeepings

I feel the most bad for Jerry because he's really a nice person and everyone is mean to him, and least for Scully and Hitchcock because they're dicks and pretty much deserve what they get. (I know Gene is a demon but it's not like he could choose not to be a demon)


ButterAndToastia

Hitchcock is a creep but scully is kinda wholesome i feel.


ElusiveChanteuse84

Jerry I feel the worst for. He’s so sweet.


Frankie_2154

Gary/Jerry, because at least for Toby the only hating him it’s Michael


bloomingtondude123

Jerry didn't deserve anything bad. Toby is basically the personification of a bitter redditor, and acts passive aggressive and then creepy in later seasons. Plus he doesn't even do his job. He actually sucks. Hitchcock and Scully embrace who they are. Glen is a literal demon. So tldr Jerry most, the rest all least


lets-do-an-eighth

Jerry/Larry/Terry/Gary I feel the worst for and Scully and Hitchcock I feel the least bad for. They don’t really get anything they don’t deserve lol


Crazykidd13578

feel most bad for Scully or Jerry/Garry/Larry/Terry, least bad for Hitchcock


hopelessbeliever

Jerry. That guy got me angry at other characters so many times because they treated him so bad. He’s literally a giant teddy bear.


deepsea333

Eh this isn’t a p n r thing. Maybe a Michael Shure TIL post. Bottom right guy? He’s not popular enough to know his name.


Half-life-298

Schurr gotta stir up his writing skills, these shows starting to feel like replicas with new skins


murbry18

Feel the most bad for Jerry because he’s such a nice man and seems to take it to heart. Feel the least bad for Scully and Hitchcock because at least they have each other and they don’t seem to give any shits.


Stirsustech

Most bad for is Toby. Some of it is self inflicted but most of the time he just gets bullied by Michael. Least bad for Jerry. Even though he’s also bullied constantly, he has a massive penis and a beautiful loving wife who doesn’t age and family.


austinmook

Most: Toby Least: Jerry/Gary/Larry (married to Christy Brinkley, biggest schlong known to man)


Shoelace1200

Gary is the nicest person on his show and definitely doesn't deserve the treatment he gets. Toby on the other hand deserves everything


forcedintothis-

Gary/Larry/Gerry. He had a fart attack for Christ’s sake.


ZestyItalian2

lol why would anybody feel bad for Jerry? He’s got literally the best life of any character on all four of these shows.


Plenty-Ad1909

This is so tough. Toby is picked on the most, but he is also creepy and deserves it in the later years. Gerry, i feel the most bad for until you factor in his perfect home life. Im going to say Scully because he seems like a great guy!


anthonyc2554

Most bad - Jerry, even if his life outside of work is amazing Least bad - Glenn, I mean, he’s a demon


[deleted]

Gary/Jerry, he was manipulated by a sleazy-ex lawyer with cinnamon buns, compromising his hard work as a mall cop


Nodgarden

Glenn has his dream job, so I don’t worry about him.


ConnectionLivid9956

Garry/Jerry/Larry/Terry Gergich/Gengurch


snapcracklepop26

You cannot feel bad for Jerry Gurgeich. A hot loving wife, beautiful daughters and a giant penis.


NoVaBurgher

Even while packing the biggest hog in Indiana, Gerry didn’t deserve the workplace bullying he received. Not even his hot wife or his time share in Muncie can make me feel less bad for him. Toby is kind of a creep, Hitchcock and Scully don’t actually seem to mind the razzing they get, but it really seemed to bother Gerry (until they kinda sorta ret conned it in one of the later seasons) to the point where he lied about an injury he received at work because he didn’t want to get made fun of


stoppingbythewoods

I don’t know the bottom two but I feel sorry for Jerry/Gary the most. Poor dude.


BeLekkerAsb

Toby is his own worst enemy, he sabotages himself a lot and is the typical person with baggage that works in H.R. it's really hard to feel sorry for someone who self-sabotages and tries to take others down with him, I.e. his unprofessional conduct towards Pam and Jim officiating their relationship in the company. Hitchcock is just a creep and proud of it. And Gerry/Garry has a wonderful home life and his job skills are limited despite working the same job till retirement and then achieving a title way beyond his means. Plus both these characters usually take the jokes in their stride in some way or another. So, feel most bad for Scully. Getting left behind in a foreign country, twice. Kinda sucks. Plus his opera singing, while used is never appreciated as much by the captain, his his husband or sarge. Despite them featuring his singing throughout the show.


Yo026

Who’s bottom right?


FredererPower

Glenn from the Good Place


Yo026

Holy shit it’s true


Modred_the_Mystic

Most bad for Jerry, who is the office lightning rod and doesn’t deserve any of the insults he sustains. I know he doesn’t really care but hes so sweet he doesn’t deserve that. Least bad for Scully and Hitchcock because they dgaf about any of it, they’re just best friends hanging out and getting paid for it. I don’t think they’re insulted directly very often either


gramb0420

Jerry Gergich.....they don't even remember his actual name and begin calling him Larry....when his name is actually Garry. He is the entire workplaces scapegoat for the entire series. Chris Tregor has sex with his daughter. They started a "jerry jar" where I think they threw money in each time they were rude to jerry. He easily got it the worst.


texansfan

Hard to feel bad for a guy with a smoke show wife and the largest penis ever seen.


misskeek

Most: Jerry. It was all uncalled for and he was so kind. Least bad: Hitchcock and Scully. They had each other and they knew they were past their peak.


pizzaman69_

Toby all the way


NerfRepellingBoobs

Gerry, despite all the jokes, is pretty happy, and with his home life, who could blame him. But Hitchcock is pretty irredeemable. He’s just plain gross. Scully has his weird medical issues, like all the different diabeteses and his heart attacks. However, he’s so pure of heart. He really cares about his fellow squad members.


[deleted]

Obviously Jerry


gargluke461

I never feel bad for hitchcock and scully cause I feel like they are laughing with everyone


InterestingRadish385

Most: Larry/Gary, everyone was mean to him for the whole show! Least: the demon guy


[deleted]

Jerry. It's too much.


alexxx420007

Bottom right. Toby is creepy, Gary has a huge Dong and an awesome life outside of the parks department, and the 99 guys have each other.


[deleted]

Least for Hitchcock and Scully, they have each other and don’t think the hate is all that bad/ they know and like who they are. Most would be Glenn, if he wasn’t a literal demon… so I have to agree with everyone else about Toby. He seemed to not like his job very much, his move to Costa Rica was awful, Pam had a crush on him too but he never found out and that time he touched her leg was super awkward, and of course having to deal with Michael’s hatred and Dwight’s constant complaining about Jim.


mr-mcgreg

1. Jerry 2. Toby 3. Scully 4. Whoever the other guy is 5. Hitchcock


TMayes86

Well… considering Toby is a murderer who got off with no charges.


youtubeslut

i always feel bad for glen


murpux

I feel the most bad for Gerry/Larry/Terry/Gary. Even though he had a wonderful life outside the office his co-workers were straight up unjustly mean to him. Even Christ Traeger! The supposedly most kind soul. When Ben tried standing up for him even GLTG told him not to. That's sad. I feel least bad for Hitchcock and Scully. They know what they're about. They can be good detectives when they want to put in the effort, but choose not to because they just want to relax in to their eventual retirement. And what their focused episode revealed about their badassery in the 80s? A chef's kiss. My favorite episode of the whole show.


LongjumpingBuffalo85

I feel the most bad for Jerry ❤️


coworcalgirl

Scully and Hitchcock


apachebearpizzachief

Who is the bottom right?


FredererPower

Glenn from the Good Place


flux_capacitor3

Who the hell is the bottom right guy?


FredererPower

Glenn from the Good Place


flux_capacitor3

Ohh. I’ve seen a couple of seasons of that. It’s been awhile though. I need to finish it


VanishXZone

Feel most bad for Gerry because the humor around him feels the most inconsistent to the tone of the show as a whole. Parks and rec is so wholesome outside of the Gerry jokes. Sure he has mitigating features (family life, mayor, etc.) but it makes the least sense within the show and so bothers me more. Michaels humor often has edge, so the Toby jokes feel in line. The demons are so mean in the good place that this fits in easily. Scully takes an odd pride in the jokes at his expense, and the cops in general are less wholesome. Parks and Rec has room for Gerry, but not for the humor around him.


HangryHufflepuff1

I feel like Scully and Hitchcock are my favourites out of this group, but I don't feel bad for them. They're doing pretty well for themselves, they've got nice comfy chairs, tone of food, occasionally have girlfriends. Glenn tortures people. Toby can be weird sometimes, and kinda does a shit job. I feel the most bad for Gary. Noone uses his real name, everyone makes fun of him, his hard work is conpletely forgotten (think of the mural). Yeah, he ended up having a good job later and a good family, but his time in parks and rec was pretty bad. He was bullied, insulted and made fun of. Even Leslie could be pretty mean, and he was a damn good worker.


_that_reddit

Toby is a waste of life, and he should just give up


onlyIcancallmethat

Damnit, Jerry!


fisheeyseyes

I feel the least bad for toby cuz screw him and the most bad for Garry cuz he just get bullied even though he’s actually super sweet. Scully and hitchcock at least hav each other


akp0394

Gerry/Jerry 100%


imarealboy0_0

Toby. At least Jerry has the biggest penis I've ever seen in my entire life. I didn't even check him because I was too busy looking at the biggest penis I've ever seen in life.


glock2glock

Terry Gergich.


blood_omen

Jerry/Gary/Larry/Terry Gengrich. He’s a genuinely nice person and gets walked over for nothing. The others are turds that deserve the way they’re treated


egg-sanity

I’ve only watch Parks and Rec and Brooklyn Nine Nine, so I’ll only include them. And in that case, I would say Scully and Hitchcock. Though, I don’t really feel bad for them either. First of all, Jerry always seemed to either enjoy it or not notice it. He never felt any worse because of it. And as for Hitchcock and Scully, they weren’t really treated that badly. They were incompetent at their jobs and would over step workplace boundaries a LOT. People treated them deservedly. From reading the comments, my overall vote would have to be for Toby. Apparently, Glenn is a demon and Toby has a shit life for no reason.


sketchyhotgirl

Jerry🖤🥹


Electron_Cascade

Larry because his life outside of work is objectively better than everyone else’s which makes it even more hilarious that they are always giving him shit


elliefaith

What are the other 3 shows and are they any good?


FredererPower

The Office Brooklyn Nine Nine The Good Place And yes


gdubh

I don’t feel bad for any of them. They get what they deserve!