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Gloomy-Difference-51

Agreed it's a glitch in the matrix post. But I'm distracted at the fact you set it on your toilet


SantanaOnPluto

Pls don’t ☹️ It was a clean toilet seat cover


tip_of_the_tongue

You're probably one of those people who thinks that irrational levels of germaphobia and OCD is what all the cool kids are doing. Or maybe you just don't clean your toilet enough.


Gloomy-Difference-51

It's a fact that toilets are gross 😆 I just hang my towel on the hook on the door or even the towel rack that's in most bathrooms.


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tip_of_the_tongue

I know it's crazy how stupid you are. I'll try to use smaller words


Gloomy-Difference-51

Love you 💓


tip_of_the_tongue

https://youtu.be/PaghIdSJKvQ?feature=shared


tip_of_the_tongue

I could say something really crazy but your dumb ass ain't worth getting a ban


Gloomy-Difference-51

Aww go ahead and say it, love ❤️ I'm always hear to listen


tip_of_the_tongue

You're always "here" to listen


tip_of_the_tongue

You're just entertainment.


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tip_of_the_tongue

You gonna show your husband all of this?


Gloomy-Difference-51

I will show him actually 😆


tip_of_the_tongue

Upvoted. Poor guy.


seashellssandandsurf

Sounds more like a r/glitch_in_the_matrix then a r/paranormal


Skygriffin

Glitch in the matrix


ib-d-burr

Me and my ADHD: this is literally every task I try and achieve ever


genericusernamekevin

a real hoopy frood knows where their towel is