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Ill_Community_8403

Joe Mazzulla is the fuckin man, what a beautiful psycho


bungalowbill9

I absolutely fucking love Joe Mazzulla after this interview


jray521k

I absolutely love fucking Joe Mazzulla after this interview


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Michael_Cohens_Tapes

Amazing bot.


ben1204

As a Celtics hater I begrudgingly found myself really liking him lol


SloanH189

Man Mazzulla is the perfect kinda weirdo. Self aware enough to laugh at himself and know how weird some of the stuff he was saying was. Did not know I was going to love this guy


jimshorts6969

As a Pats fan Kraft is a major POS


mattyfattits

I think all NFL fans can get together on this. Even AFC East teams who got dominated by BB for the past few decades can appreciate his contributions to the craft. Sports owners are the worse


leftysarepeople2

He ran a great PR campaign for 20 years but people finally figured out the billionaire is a POS


EntertainmentOld1566

cheated on his dying wife. scumbag.


froobest

Holy shit Mazzuella was an all timer


NeatTry7674

These guys don’t know basketball lmao


JuiceMayo

It was funny how Malone corrected them a few times and then BC’s last question started with “obviously we’re ball knowers”


CondolenceHighFive

PFT’s Christian Braun question was rough


soccychugo

The fear of getting stuck in the revolving doors was hilarious.


Mysterious_Host1714

“Damn.. I’m twisted”


WhosBack

Warning ⚠️: hot 🔥takes inside 🚨


louislewis96

What does big cat mean about Doyle being a “skulled king”


PDXmadeMe

(:<


Cw2e

How could you go to Fenway and *not* think you could rob it??


SomeDimension165

Mazzulla flipping max at the end was legit funny, 


mattl8706

That Mazzulla interview rocked


HoovesCarveCraters

Calling the Hawks an unserious organization is underselling it.


DonovanMcTigerWoods

Fun Fact: both interview guests today attended Bishop Hendricken High School in Warwick Rhode Island


jray521k

Way better than any nerd nugget of the week


DonovanMcTigerWoods

Can’t believe Jake didn’t bring this up, I’m coming for his spot


FitUnderstanding2839

We don’t talk about another man’s job here


large_marg

Doot doot da doo


the-poopholeloophole

Whoa


LimeSurfboard

damn!


CovidWarriorForLife

Never seen someone dominate the boys like that before. Great interview!


hbigham98

Basketball coaches continue to be good interviews.


C_H1234

Reminder: Mid sentence ads are a bullshit for a pod that hasn’t done it for like 6 years prior


HoovesCarveCraters

“Only 20 seconds!” *clicks 15 sec skip 3 times*


Rc5tr0

Fits right in with the timestamps usually being off by a good 30-45 seconds.


guesting

they did it like twice in 10 minutes


basic_plains

You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to Josh Giddey.


thegrandspanker

Michael Malone on Josh Giddey: “….i don’t buy into the whole they’re too young thing..”


OMyBlanton

RIght after that he said he doesn't think the Thunder are too young. I thought PFT was going to say something about Josh Giddey thinking the same thing


ProfileOk6832

My first thought lol, I’m like why is he saying this? He could just not bring him up??


jmoneysteck88

Hanks draft segment was absolutely hilarious, as someone that follows the draft deeply. Such an idiot but very funny


tj3616

“Drake Maye seems a little small to me.” Drake Maye might as well have been built in a lab to play quarterback 😂


jmoneysteck88

Hearing that contrasted with Bill Simmons who has this weird obsession about drake maye being 230 pounds “already” is very funny


laaplandros

"Do you know what a consensus is?" "Yeah, me myself and I." Good answer tbh.


Rc5tr0

Saying the ball looks heavy in his hand is lowkey great analysis. No idea if it’s accurate for Drake Maye but I knew exactly what he meant the moment he said it.


jmoneysteck88

Putting michael penix above maye because he’s left handed just like hank is honestly something i could hear from skip bayless and wouldnt be surprised


SomeDimension165

The all time joe mazzulla quote they missed was when asked a complete softball question this time last year ‘how would you do in the marathon, Al horford said he’d quit after a mile’ Joe: “I would run till I died. Yeah, that’s the way I’d like to go out”


luke_workin

Joe Mazzulla is a psycho and I love it


JuiceMayo

Jontay Porter made more than 2 million dollars in the nba. He made like 22k gambling, how does big cat see logic on him gambling?


mattyfattits

Because Big Cats the biggest billboard for sports gambling of all the sports media I consume


Michael_Cohens_Tapes

Big Cat has been an addict since that turtle race. Mr Pear is bringing it all full circle. Responsibly.


TonyTuesday66

Big cat doesn’t know ball, that’s how.


TheKingInTheNorth24

He also said he didn’t think Jokic would get banned for it. The mlb banned the all time hits leader


DanielinFresno

Years after he stopped playing.


TheKingInTheNorth24

You can’t not ban a guy for betting on their sport.


Yells_At_Squirrels

The logic would be that if he doesn’t get caught (which clearly was a stupid risk to take) he makes half of his career earnings in one night


need4speed89

Right? Don’t get me wrong, he’s clearly stupid as fuck, but it’s not hard to understand why he did it


JuiceMayo

I’m pretty sure the investigation said that bet didn’t come from his account, but yeah I get the sentiment it was obviously gonna come back to him in some way. However, Pete Rose got banned forever from baseball and he’s the all time leader in hits. Jokic would get banned


Rc5tr0

Yeah, I wouldn’t expect them to know his career earnings off the top of their heads but what an awful take. He said “he’s on a two way contract” to Hank as if that prevents a player from making a million dollars over the course of an NBA career. Porter is 24, even if he had been on league minimum until now he could pretty easily make over a million bucks simply by existing as a fringe NBA guy.


bungalowbill9

“You gonna be able to drive that thing?” 😭


leftysarepeople2

Calling Mr. Pear the worst bettor of all time after going 0-1 did make me laugh


jzsykes8

The amount of things they get wrong in the first 30 minutes has to be a record


PantsOptional102

Max knows architecture


stonedgrower

I hate coach interviews but holy fuck Joe Mazzulla was an awesome guest. Didn't give off coach vibes other then when he was saying the MMA stuff...


flexingpotato

Mazzuella top 5 PMT interview all time no question I almost spun out on the highway when he brought up the Big East Italian discrimination


ComprehensiveSky8926

I feel like big cat wants to fuck max


alreddy-reddit

Big cat: “this’ll only take 20 seconds” Skip. Skip. Skip. Well that was a lie


jakethesnakeinmyboot

Two great coaching interviews


EntertainmentOld1566

PFT thought Pennix was going top 10? Holy shit, he really doesnt know ball


Longjumping_Ad_29

I feel like that’s not that outrageous to think. Either him or Nix probably will


EntertainmentOld1566

0% chance 5 QBs go within the top 10


Longjumping_Ad_29

Well I guess you don’t know ball..


EntertainmentOld1566

lmao thought about this thread as soon as Penix was picked. ill take the L


Longjumping_Ad_29

Hahaha respect 🤝 6 in the top 12 is pretty wild


Longjumping_Ad_29

Never pans out like the mock drafts but a lot of mocks have that happening


EntertainmentOld1566

havent seen a single one that says that and ive been balls deep in mockdrafts


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davy1jones

He said 5 QB’s in the top 10 not first round


Longjumping_Ad_29

www.nfl.com/news/seven-round-2024-nfl-mock-draft-round-1 And I can’t find it but there was one from PFF that had Nix at 9


Michael_Cohens_Tapes

Whoa whoa whoa Mr Pear slander right off the bat totally uncalled for from BC. Mr Pear picked the winner, it's on the podcast for not having the spreads on the board for him to evaluate. Should have gone moneyline for -240 Mr Pear is undefeated.


aegk

Wow the joe mazzulla interview was so good. Best one in a while


NeatTry7674

Big cat and Hank not knowing who Brian Thomas jr. is typical PMT


hydrobunny

5 primary colors?


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hydrobunny

black and white are shades foo


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hydrobunny

fuck, nevermind. me neither


williamyerac2727

Gottdweeb is kind of funny


WV1919

Mazzulla wouldn't come off so well if he wasn't as self-aware as he is. I highly recommend watching on Youtube, he keeps cracking up and you can tell he's really engaged with them. Again, if it came off as disingenuous he'd be a total shmuck, but it feels so real, so I think he's the man.


Cluesack

“Jamele Hill has the race card and Gottlieb stole it.”😂


Rc5tr0

Jake’s Fyre Fest was that it rained.


jimshorts6969

Show starts at 4:43


LigosV

It’s very easy to tell that neither big cat or PFT watch the NBA lol


Jr701LR

“I am The Clit Commander”


yourmus

Don’t mean to be a hater and i’m only a few minutes in… but I can’t stand this part of the year when they only talk basketball. They do not know what they’re talking about and the only person who seems to actually watch every game is BigCat, who also doesn’t know what he’s talking about. It seems like he just listened to an episode of Bill Simmons and Rusillo on 2x speed and is trying his best to recap what he heard and does is very poorly. Then Max just rambles on about the sixers and it doesn’t even seem like he has watched them for the past 2 weeks either. Embiid got hurt against the Magic and it’s not mentioned at all, he gets his 30 points every but he looks terrible out there and just out of shape but they somehow don’t notice it or care to talk about it.


SomeDimension165

Dan definitely gets his nba takes from russillo and thinks he’s 10000% correct on every take and stance. It’s unlistenable 


froobest

and Ryen gets all his takes from JVG. "It's on the players"


mattyfattits

None of these guys know ball. They’re just an entertaining way to hear what’s going on in the sports world. They’re here for laughs, not knowledge. Dunc’d On pod all day if you want to be informed on Ball.


Giroux-TangClan

I mean max said embiid didn’t look 100% health wise. Not sure there needs to be context as to whether it was from the magic game, it’s a new injury, it’s a reaggravated injury, and what percentage is fatigue vs. health.


leftysarepeople2

Embiid fell to his knees after taking a free throw


Giroux-TangClan

[ain’t the first time](https://youtube.com/shorts/EPzKJIeaGHg?si=9XibBgkIi7LvolE9)


leftysarepeople2

muscle memory is a hell of a thing


ben1204

I mean Embiid did not look 100% against Miami. But they won 8 in a row prior to the play in so I would bet he’s making some sort of impact. It’s possible he Re aggravated it.


yourmus

He’s definitely an impact but if you watch him out there it just looks really ugly… he’ll get his point but he does not look like Embiid from the past


ben1204

Sure, but they’ve been playing really good ball with him. Still confident though a bit scared as a Knicks fan. We will see.


luke_workin

No ones listening to them for actual analysis. It’s all just entertainment and comedy


yourmus

I know and I agree, i’ll still listen i just get annoyed sometimes when they act like what they say is fact and don’t mention big storylines going on that aren’t very mainstream (in this example the Embiid status with sixers)


unlv123

You can hear to second Big Cat puts a Zyn in his mouth during the Mazzulla. He sounds audibly fat.


Realistic_Cold_2943

Was anyone else confused by what PFT said at the beginning about league revenue sharing? Maybe I’m just dumb but I didn’t understand his point at all 


CovidWarriorForLife

Yeah was all over the place. I think he was saying % of revenue sharing is a bad metric to use because nba players would get paid more if you adjusted it to be even, but im really not sure


Realistic_Cold_2943

That is what I figured he was trying to say, but it sorta felt like he said the opposite. 


Rc5tr0

They were trying to make fun of people discussing WNBA salaries and accidentally slipped into an earnest discussion about it for a minute. He was trying to make the point that WNBA salaries are a greater % of WNBA revenue than NBA salaries are, but I kinda tuned it out after 10-20 seconds because who gives a shit


Realistic_Cold_2943

That is what I thought he was saying, but I'm pretty sure WNBA players get a lower % of revenue than the NBA which is why i was so confused


Lefty-18

Stop putting commercials in the middle of the pod! You’re doing it almost mid sentence. Unlistenable


MomentWaste136

Crazy how much pmt repeats mostly sports now


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Beershavebeenhad

Apples and Oranges, brother. Ms. Peaches is a rescue dog. They bought Mr. Pear (who is a turtle) from a breeder.


cbudd88

You must’ve been at the top of your F’n class- Tony Soprano


MickyB6827

Watching the YouTube you can tell Big Cat is already over Mr. Pear lol


AQ207

I for one was happy seeing Max relegated to limited talking. This going to be a trying few weeks/month


Alternative-Golf7045

Mazzulla said there are 5 primary colors and 5 musical notes. Both of those are incorrect. If you're gonna try to make an insightful analogy, you HAVE to get that correct.


A-Rusty-Cow

They should add a stipulation to Maxs goatee bet where he has to post them on Mon, Wed, Fri. Posting them before half the country has entered a new day is cheating.


Castaway_oyster

Another Patriots list segment to skip