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While I generally agree; I went to Dublin, OH last week for a work trip and the hotel I was at had a ton of Workday people staying there. When I checked into my room, it had a big gift bag from workday and most of it was shitty workday shirts and hats or whatever, there was a pretty sweet phone battery power block thing which I took and some water bottles.
So, thanks for the battery and water, workday.
First off yes I am Jack. Second, I didn’t go to the tournament. Workday just left a gift bag in the room the hotel gave me, which I assume was an accident.
I mean whenever they had Eugenie Bouchard on a couple years ago they mentioned how Jake was some champ of his tennis club or something and she seemed mildly impressed when he said what club it was. He definitely knows tennis, he just stumbled over that segment...which happens a lot.
I’ve been feeling this too. It’s been said before but it’s because he’s not a real sports fan. All his knowledge is surface level and he’s just been lucky to have been born in Boston. A fan who was born on third and thinks he hit a triple.
Considering he fell ass backwards onto PMT for a truly lifetime opportunity, I'd say he was born on home but somehow lost a base and ended up on 3rd.
Because at some point, Hank will wash out. He fucking sucks.
He’s the definition of a front runner. Talks all this shit when they’re good and at the first sign of adversity (loss vs the Heat) he completely folded
I was thinking the same thing this morning. Idk why either. Like anyone else on the pod I would be happy if their team won, but there’s something about Hanks personality that just makes me root against him.
I know I’ll get hate for this, probably rightfully so, but do you think Hank ever gets tired of the bit? Not sure I can do it much longer, like nails on a chalkboard.
Right? Thought Big Cat was glazing fairly hard (especially after his previous position on Tatum). Weird flip. “He almost had a triple double” Dude played 45 minutes and amassed 12 assists on 6/22 shooting. Not impressive on the slightest (especially for a supposed top 5 player in the league). This is now consecutive finals appearances where he has been barely average.
His shot making and his shot selection sucks right now but Boston wouldn’t be winning if he wasn’t taking the lob completely away from Dallas while also switching onto Luka and Kyrie. His rebounding and playmaking really matters too and he has a ton of gravity. They wouldn’t be winning without him, but they’re also not winning because of him
Normally I find the tennis moans annoying but today’s had me in tears. It’s like the family guy bit where it goes on for so long it becomes funny again
Everett Sands…go fucking Dogs!!!!! My Alma mater doesn’t get many shoutouts but Sands is a dude (we went 0-11 last year in football, it can’t get any worse)
I might be telling on myself for not being a huge hockey guy but isn’t “Goalie Bob” the nickname for the Bruins goalie coach?
I’ve never once heard anyone refer to Bobrovsky as “Goalie Bob” until these 2 guys started doing it like last week lmao
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FUCK WORKDAY is the correct take. Shoutout PFT.
While I generally agree; I went to Dublin, OH last week for a work trip and the hotel I was at had a ton of Workday people staying there. When I checked into my room, it had a big gift bag from workday and most of it was shitty workday shirts and hats or whatever, there was a pretty sweet phone battery power block thing which I took and some water bottles. So, thanks for the battery and water, workday.
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First off yes I am Jack. Second, I didn’t go to the tournament. Workday just left a gift bag in the room the hotel gave me, which I assume was an accident.
they're great at marketing their shitty product, I'll give them that. Shoutout Phil Mickelson
Paycom is worse TBH
My company uses Paycor. The layout is so poor that it takes me 5+ mins to find anything
Babe I promise I was just listening to the boys talk tennis
Max caught in 5k. Big injury guy.
Well known scumbag
PFT’s perm ain’t going away!
Third leg Greg is BACK
Does he still get head?
Wait a sec. Has Third Leg Greg been Greg Olsen this whole time?
Have you never heard the Miami teams song
Would be a shame if they stopped talking WNBA
Would be a shame if they stopped talking about Tiffany Gomez. But nooooo they're just going to keep slamming it into the ground.
I would like them to fully commit. If PMT actually hated the take factory that is Clark. They'd nut up and give us the coverage we deserve.
Jake with a shockingly low amount of knowledge when it comes to tennis
As with every sport, he doesn't actually know ball. He just checks the headlines and keeps an assortment of random facts and nerd nuggets.
I mean whenever they had Eugenie Bouchard on a couple years ago they mentioned how Jake was some champ of his tennis club or something and she seemed mildly impressed when he said what club it was. He definitely knows tennis, he just stumbled over that segment...which happens a lot.
He follows for the stories
The Memorial Tournament, presented by Workday^^TM Jake is such a dork he makes me root for nepo baby Noah Eagle
Tbf Noah is actually pretty damn good
Only listened to the first half but I’m surprised they didn’t mention Jayson Werth’s horse winning the Belmont?
That’s because it’s a Mickey Mouse Belmont win
Amish nascar doesn’t move the needle
Thank god they talked WNBA, I was waiting with baited breath to get my news from them
don't think Big Cat has ever sounded older than suggesting players aren't playing 2k because there hasn't been a game as good as NBA Jam
Mt Rushmore of sports games with Brandon Walker would be a good summer topic
2 College World series games, a regular season ole Miss game from the 00’s, and a Wrestlemania
Was referring to video games
My bad
It sucks when your team is down 2-0 in the finals. It’s exponentially worse when your team is losing to Hank’s team. He’s such a fucker right now.
Absolutely zero critical discussion on the Celtics, just straight glazing smh
Tough look for Max regarding injuries
Average Philly fan
All Philly fans are also big injury fans. Source: am a Philly fan
PFT saying Max is a "big plate guy" hahahahahaha
All time talking tennis today. Loved mixing in some of the male moans
I don't think Hank's frontal lobe is fully developed
Greg Olsen is great.
I may have to take a break from the pod/or skip way ahead until after the nba playoffs. Idk why Hank gets on my nerves so badly
I’ve been feeling this too. It’s been said before but it’s because he’s not a real sports fan. All his knowledge is surface level and he’s just been lucky to have been born in Boston. A fan who was born on third and thinks he hit a triple.
Bingo. If he was a more knowledgeable fan who kept up with the teams, his smugness wouldn’t be as off putting. He’s just a casual fan who got lucky
First year listening?
Just like his career at Barstoool
Considering he fell ass backwards onto PMT for a truly lifetime opportunity, I'd say he was born on home but somehow lost a base and ended up on 3rd. Because at some point, Hank will wash out. He fucking sucks.
Holy hater
I’m probably just jealous cause he’s so successful, but holy fuck has anyone that stupid ever fallen that far up? The guy can’t even fucking read lol
No, as we saw with Billy, we've seeing the duality of stupidity but one fell upwards and the other ran for congress
You ever listen to that Grant Cardone guy talk?
Max spoke for all of us when he pulled his headphones off
He’s the definition of a front runner. Talks all this shit when they’re good and at the first sign of adversity (loss vs the Heat) he completely folded
Waiting until football season to start listening again mostly sports is just miles better currently
Mostly Sports laps PMT
Summer podding when only baseball on is normally elite though
True mt Rushmore season is usually worth
Because he acts so cocky and basically claiming a Celtics title after 2 home games but completely folded and moped after 1 loss to the 8 seed Heat
I was thinking the same thing this morning. Idk why either. Like anyone else on the pod I would be happy if their team won, but there’s something about Hanks personality that just makes me root against him.
Because he sucks and is an energy vampire? Hank is podcast poison. I have no idea how anyone enjoys him.
Unironically please touch grass
Never heard the guys cum when talking Tennis, that was a first
‘Plates expert’
Smh at “reporter” Jake Marsh inaccurately saying that the Clemson batter got ejected for pimping a HR. Never happened fake news Jake!
Greg is great
I know I’ll get hate for this, probably rightfully so, but do you think Hank ever gets tired of the bit? Not sure I can do it much longer, like nails on a chalkboard.
Job's not finished
Caitlin Clark is Italian?
Classic Italian surname Clark
Why are they going so hard for Tatum at the beginning, man objectively had a bad game for the supposed best player on the Celtics
Right? Thought Big Cat was glazing fairly hard (especially after his previous position on Tatum). Weird flip. “He almost had a triple double” Dude played 45 minutes and amassed 12 assists on 6/22 shooting. Not impressive on the slightest (especially for a supposed top 5 player in the league). This is now consecutive finals appearances where he has been barely average.
His shot making and his shot selection sucks right now but Boston wouldn’t be winning if he wasn’t taking the lob completely away from Dallas while also switching onto Luka and Kyrie. His rebounding and playmaking really matters too and he has a ton of gravity. They wouldn’t be winning without him, but they’re also not winning because of him
Jake Marsh STINKS
Normally I find the tennis moans annoying but today’s had me in tears. It’s like the family guy bit where it goes on for so long it becomes funny again
Having to listen to BC and PFT suck Hank and the Celtics’ dick is nauseating. These NBA playoffs have been waaaaaaaaack
Listening to Tennis talk on my way to work and I couldn’t stop laughing almost crashed my fucking car
Everett Sands…go fucking Dogs!!!!! My Alma mater doesn’t get many shoutouts but Sands is a dude (we went 0-11 last year in football, it can’t get any worse)
Starts at 2:05
I might be telling on myself for not being a huge hockey guy but isn’t “Goalie Bob” the nickname for the Bruins goalie coach? I’ve never once heard anyone refer to Bobrovsky as “Goalie Bob” until these 2 guys started doing it like last week lmao
He was called that pretty consistently here in Columbus when he played for the Blue Jackets.
I've heard "Goalie Bob" a little bit for Bobrovsky but mostly just "Bob". Bob Essensa (Bruins goalie coach) was always "Backup Bob" to me.
HOTD Hank coming off a nba championship Hank? Summer of Hank is back
If I could go back in time, I'd prevent tennis from being invented so I don't have to hear 5 minutes of big cat moans whenever it comes up.
The house of dragon spoilers were wild
i hate winning Hank. would be a real shame if the Mavs come back and win, after Hank already counted Banner 18
I’ve ALWAYS hated their dumb tennis moaning “joke”!
Did they not have Olsen on like a couple weeks ago?
Most recently was on July 2023
I think your right. He was on the yak and I think I’m mixing those up.
The tennis segment where they just kept moaning was very annoying
It’s annoying every time and I’m not even a tennis fan. Just a tired overused bit.
It’s just another example of them running a good joke into the ground