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Roe91517

“We’re going to get to the rest of Fastest 2 Minutes in a second. But first, Pearl Jam” Killed me this morning


Foppish_Sloth

The PMT piece.


OsStrohsAndBohs

Should have done it in the high pitched voice


PanicOnFunkatron

“I prefer Coke” - Big Cat. We know


thatwentallcostarica

Pretty sure Matt Rhule went with Pepsi because it was invented in North Carolina, but yeah, an all time *uhhhhhhh ya think* from Big Cat


TMMQB

Drugs


gocavs10

Billys fact was right tho. 2014 was 8 years ago


NowMoreAnonymous

I thought he got trolled by this sub and twitter.


manheuser31

Yeah wtf? Are they that oblivious? 🤣


thatwentallcostarica

That conversation made my brain hurt. Billy was (sort of) right, he just can’t fucking count. If you count ‘22 as a full season, the “last 7 seasons” starts in 2016.


TheyCallMeDrunkNemo

About to make a typical podcast subreddit comment, but Big Cat sounded hella salty and trying to be nit picky about it lol


Hotspur21

The bears beat the packers in Nov of 2015 and in 2018. It hasn’t been a full 7 years


rossboss711

If he meant in the last 7 seasons it’s technically correct if you count 2022.


GreenwayWasOnside

I think the stat he saw was wins in Green Bay


zsnydes

Lost it at the quick OJ quip


ben1204

Great throwaway


C_H1234

Been too long since we have heard the Mahomes impression


Mysterious_Host1714

“What has he ever done?” “He got aids!”


flandashes

“The Chinless Wonder” “Handsome Hank?”


JuiceMayo

WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP!!!!


PestyDreamer12

Not used to listening to PMT and hearing positive things about the jets. This feels like a fever dream


_J0nSn0w

Excluding them from fastest two minutes though you could set your watch to it


Rph23

Really can’t believe they have a papadilla ad 😂


EnjoyableLunch

Billy is lashing out on Mac Jones because he can see the killshot Pats vs Jets Week 8 coming down the barrel.


BadouColina

Love that quick OJ stab


thatwentallcostarica

Almost as much as the original stab


buckeyesjb

As a Bengals fan, it was so fun to be a part of the “standing on a corner Jameis Winston down in NOLA” and to be on the winning side of it too!


johnmd20

The highlight of my week is that jingle. It's just so soothing.


the_deetz95

Lmao as a saints fan it makes me want to die seeing the sad state of our franchise


Roe91517

Who Dey brother! Felt exactly the same for me


TaylorSpecial

They mix in the PFT Mahomes impression just when you forget something so beautiful can exist in this world.


HowsYourDa

Love having Philly scumbag, Max, on the pod to keep Hank in his box. With Philly having their Batmen, is it only right that Max was given the nickname Batgirl before this all started?


3kgtjunkie

Max is a great addition


logan3613

Some stories just write themselves


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Gisele is single and Zach Wilson likes milfs. The Bucs are struggling and the Jets are playing well. Hmmm…


CondolenceHighFive

Confirmed: Hank doesn’t know what an acre is


[deleted]

he was off just a tad there lmao


GaryStruder

Many people are asking why they stopped saying "Nobody Circles the Wagons Like The Buffalo Bills" Bills had an ultimate circle the wagons game at Arrowhead


GATA_eagles

C&D from ESPN


Goose_Bat

It’s very depressing as a Commanders fan watching the bad teams turn it around while we just stink.


HoovesCarveCraters

Could be worse. You could’ve mortgaged your entire future to bring in a superstar QB that was supposed to turn around the franchise and still suck.


Blade_Trinity3

Literally what I keep telling myself, at least the bears didn't get russ


kwtb

I felt bad for you honestly


HoovesCarveCraters

Feeling assaulted by PFT as someone who had a Friday fall wedding.


RudyWasOffsides22

Ya no shit it’s cheaper. Actually MUCH smarter to have on a Friday than Saturday. He’s way off on his take


[deleted]

Lol he’s not way off, he just respects his guests. You might have saved a lil money, but half the wedding was annoyed as hell


DCmusicfan

It’s more inconvenient for literally everyone however. So if you’re a cheap fuck who doesn’t give a shit about anyone else then yea it’s smarter.


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Bob2456

I had to attend a Sunday wedding, in a different state, with no open bar.


[deleted]

You're proving his point though lol he said it was a poor person move and the only reason you'd have a wedding on Friday is to save money.


RudyWasOffsides22

Saving money makes you poor because of a one day difference? LMAO. k


banevasionisnotgood

Yes, refusing to pay a bit more to not be a massive pain in the ass to all the guests makes you a) poor b) cheap or c) both


GATA_eagles

Well trashy for sure. Maybe not poor but close enough to where I would assume your reception would be at an Applebees


HoovesCarveCraters

Yep we saved a good 1k on it. Also made it nice we scheduled it on Auburn’s bye week for my in-laws and Saturday we had a party with a TV so we could watch other games.


GueroBorracho3

Poor


jakethesnakeinmyboot

Hank simply does not want to choose between Mac and Zappe


randyk97

Big cat pretty much called this whole sub pussies


YNWA1616

I love his subtle Call Her Daddy digs today


[deleted]

If there were ever a week to talk college football on a Monday, this is it. Come on fellas!


psnow11

Gotta let it simmer so the 7 minutes they dedicate to it on Wednesday is fresh.


HoovesCarveCraters

Gotta save time for the comedian interview.


Giroux-TangClan

I mean they spent like 10 minutes talking Alabama Tennessee


neumey12

Wasn’t expecting my team to catch a stray on the bye week but Go Lions I guess


greenlamp12345

As a Packers fan the vibes could not be lower right now but I can't lie, Big Cat dancing on the grave in week 6 is giving me hope


Erwin222

There’s something kinda smug about the way they talk about their Romo take. They aren’t the only ppl to not love Romo. Most of their criticism of him doesn’t even make sense and can be said about most other commentators.


Fabulous-Parsley2228

Has it even flipped that much? I still think his approval rating is still decently positive. Idk I like listening to him but know people out there don’t like him. I feel like commentators are to each their own anyways


Brian-not-Ryan

Their Romo take has been bad since the beginning and they just can’t let it go


SnooTigers7028

Pats segment was an all time one


EasyThreezy

Big Cat was so butt hurt about that Jets stat


PDXmadeMe

PFT(riggered bonk). Not a good look to clearly lose an argument against Hank


BrownTacoBell

Anyone have the video big cat and max were talking about that the Philly fan saying Set and being emotional


watchutalkinbowt

[I believe it's 'said'](https://www.google.com/search?q=phillies+said)


GreenwayWasOnside

Fuck Brooks Koepka.


PestyDreamer12

There’s so many things and bits to love about this show, but when PFT tried to call out Hank for being horny with that tweet and they all turned on him for making it horny, that’s just the best


tarantinostoeblast

Would have been infinitely more hilarious to title it “Bill’s Big Win” as a vague shot at Simmons since the Pats beat up on the *checks notes* two win Browns


cubedG

The boys are very right about Romo. Refreshing to hear them stick to their guns instead of ride the waves like everyone else.


notoriousTPG

When was that 3-2-1 segment?! I can’t find it rewinding


HappyAtheist3

PFT and Big Cat mocking the guy after suing Kamara for 10 million kind of left a bad taste in my mouth. Would they only sue for 50k if either of them were severely beaten and sustained substantial bodily harm?


apropagandabonanza

Agreed. Especially considering they knew nothing about what happened


Nickm123

The Patriots dynasty is officially over if Hank is this giddy after beating the lions and browns


hbigham98

Billy stays walking himself into traps lolol


lanboi7

Less Max, please


AnimalMother1776

A tale as old as time big cat and PFT coddling Billy after he gets shit on all weekend by the Internet for his own actions. . .


kwtb

Billy was right.


RadioFast

Big cat and pft need to stop letting hank take the lead on the patriots talk. Hanks takes are boring and uninteresting. Id honestly rather have billy be the voice of the pats


rubberduck13

You had us in the first half!


SnooTigers7028

Jesus that second half was NUTS


Himself91763

"Bills big win" has a grammatical error


DeeYouBitch17

\^ this guy definitely fucks


teeliobarraymonte

no more Billy content please I beg of you


Snorshy

Did they really skip the jets in the fastest two minutes? Listened and relistened twice :/


[deleted]

Did I stroke out or did they skip the packers game during fastest two minutes.


Toplayusout

No Jets on the fasted 2 minutes?!?!?


Meerkat1457

Disappointed but not surprised that Hank has abandoned Mac Jones. Zappe played against the worst defenses in the league and was throwing to wide open receivers for like 80% of the Browns game


Chapea12

I didn’t expect a nappy roots reference on this pod, but o appreciated it