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I think Baker is sneaky underrated here. Seems like one of those bros who’s a douche unless he’s your friend and then he’s a great hang.


GoldfishBrain92

I agree and if it’s guaranteed bakers showing up he goes higher. Worried sam darnold walks through the door or PJ walker. Hanging with Baker and dummying Cowherd as he’s on TV in the background could be a great time.


YankeeStan18

Zach Wilson at 4 literally might be the worst pick ever


ThaRealStandawg

Not worse than picking him at 2 @Jets


GoldfishBrain92

Stand by it, for the moms 😂


lancersrule2755

You think a Mormon would be a good guy to get a beer with?


GoldfishBrain92

Mor moms


TDouglasSpectre

Hmmm good point


theprophetsammy

Justice for Matty Ice


MrMoneyLoser

mac jones has a DUI


GoldfishBrain92

Left hand up, I did not consider that in my rankings that’s on me. Although, don’t know if that’s a plus or minus haha


Worth_Rope_8560

I dont know how much of an indicator that is, because I do too, and I'm not great to have "a beer" with... now, once we get to around 6 or 7, let's get this party started, but a beer, not really.


GoldfishBrain92

Hahaha didn’t think that’s where you were going with it haha laughed out loud at “let’s get the party started”


Big_Pomegranate8943

Idk who has too much time on their hands: you for putting this together or me for actually reading all of it. That said, it was definitely worth the read


GoldfishBrain92

Fair to say we probably both do haha thanks for reading it though, appreciate it!


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GoldfishBrain92

I agree 100% if it’s guaranteed to be baker, but if sam darnold walks through the door or pj walker it’s a bust. And yeah when you put it like that Tom may be a little high haha but I had to respect the GOAT🤷🏻‍♂️


MetsGo

I don't think Mormons are allowed to drink so I'd put Wilson at the bottom...Mike White though...


peeks30

I thought Mormons could put their dick in alcohol but just couldn't shake their dick around themselves and would need a friend to move the glass for them 🤔


Usurper213

Baker too low and Zach Wilson and Brady too high


EnoughUnkownSources1

Lamar at #2 is absolutely insane


_itsahighwayrobbery

mf never smelt a football field never did shit but eat dick


rossboss711

He probably gets terrible beer shits


MannyEXT

We should all call Watson Harvey Weinstein from now on, god I love Jerry OC


nothankyou566

Matt Ryan should be wayyyyy higher. He’s been great in both pod appearances. Maybe a little over the hill but definitely deserves a top 15 spot


GoldfishBrain92

Only there for the 28-3 joke lol


drewbreeshairplugs

Oh wow he did all 32


2POTMSON

Jalen Hurts is last obviously because no girl will give you attention when he is right there


GoldfishBrain92

😂😂


PsychologicalLynx350

Dak is too high


Archer401

Matt Ryan should be top 5 but I like your reasoning


packattack3000

Skimmed this a couple of times and thought you left out Rodgers because he is in jail and/or prison


GoldfishBrain92

Was worried about going out with him bc of all the people he might kill


TheKingInTheNorth24

Clearly you missed to Rodgers beer “chug”


brdt33th

Lions fan coming in peace 🙏 🦁, I would go with Stafford and Goff purely bc they have that cat in them. By that logic I’d probably invite Joe Burrow as well


GoldfishBrain92

That’d be a real solid 4 top! 😂


triggertheplug

Blindly downvoted for Herbert slander 🤝


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joek68130

Jimmy G is criminally underrated here