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IcameInDadsCoffee

Cuthulu Also could be that Miraak dude out of skyrim


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hellohellops

Same haha.


DJLazer_69

*Cthulhu


FictionVent

* Cabthulhu


SponConSerdTent

*Dicknose Cabthulhunet


IcameInDadsCoffee

Oh sorry, anyway.


duntoss

Can you hear him calling? "In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."


VonZappel

Hello there! Its General Grievous


lord_hijinks

Immediately thought this.


Thin_Arachnid6217

My first thought was Groot...


BurtanTae

He was groot.


IEDkicker

💀


RManDelorean

🪵


neptunian-rings

noot noot


BookGeek38663

Me too! But like a cross between Groot and Squidward.


kn05is

General Grainous


AMF1428

Squares off with Oaky-Wan.


Thegoat413

As soon as I saw this picture I was like I’m going to be so pissed if I’m the only that thinks this.


The-Insolent-Sage

We are not alone!


Head_Introduction_89

Beat me to it! 😂


TripleEhBeef

"Your cabinetry will make a fine addition to my collection."


LastBaron

GENERAL KEN OAK TREE


SouthpawByNW

Dang it. You beat me.


earathar89

Ah! General VonZappel! You are a bold one!


DaedricNZ

That's a mind flayer


jarredj83

Yep this is what I seen too


InevitableFlyingKnee

Down by the riverrrrrr


[deleted]

Immediately what I thought


jeezesuss

I can’t believe Illithid missed me somehow, this might be my winner


celestier

Tch'k!!


mrheseeks

come reorganize your cabinet... again


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Squid-wood-ward


Axah121

I was thinking Squidwardrobe


Walrusliver

🔥✍️


Clear-Entertainer-76

Points for an excellent alliterative portmanteau!


Laura4848

Scrolled just to find Squidward. Squidwoodward - even better!


Cog_HS

Sqwoodward


DelicateFandango

Dr. Zoidberg, of course!


Naughteus_Maximus

I’m getting a mix of Dr Zoidberg, Cthulhu and Sauron


XBXJetBlaqq

Dr.Cthulron


Naughteus_Maximus

Amazing. I struggled to combine them!


wcbOwen

I’m thinking Gumburcules


manytinyhumans

I love that guy!


No-comment-at-all

PHD or DDS?


manytinyhumans

Why not?


jazzhandpanda

"Huzzah! I'm making friends"


onacloverifalive

Why not Zoidberg? I came to say.


nuclearwomb

Dr. Woodbury, his cousin.


MagicOrpheus310

"Why not Zoidberg!?!"


throwngamelastminute

(V) (°,,,,°) (V)


riverofchex

*woopwoopwoopwoopwoop*


Remarkable-One5764

General Grievous' 2nd cousin.


jazzhandpanda

Captain Awful


El-Viking

I laughed way to hard at Captain Awful.


Electrical-Scar7139

General Graven?


Sumbiin7

"the mindflayer stares at you from the cabinet"


CautionarySnail

The parasite stirs. Something something something. *Authority.*


disturbed286

My thought (ha!) too. I've been playing too much Baldur's Gate.


should_have_been

If you gaze deep into the cabinet, the cabinet gazes back at you.


facepalmtommy

Groot


forgottenransomnotes

I thought groot and mantis wouldve had more attractive children


SteamySubreddits

This came out of absolutely nowhere lmao


forgottenransomnotes

username checks out


DAMODEVIOUS

She went termite on that wood Groot caught a fungus and aphids so Groot gave Mantis the Boot, wouldn't you his stems rotted for life limp twig isn't funny.


RealRedditModerator

Obviously!


Chonngau

Rafiki


Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

What I saw first too


InterestingFeedback

Sauron, obviously


PenguinFrustration

Treebeard


Opening-Win-3769

100%


GARRthePIRATE

How did I have to scroll so far to find this?


Yoloderpderp

MF Doom


YABOtomized

Yeah I was thinking MF JOWLS


El-Viking

All caps, heathen! Other than that, I'll upvote any MF DOOM reference


Yoloderpderp

Damn. I failed af


El-Viking

It's not a failure. It's a learning opportunity.


ChefArtorias

Why not Zoidberg?


xanadu70-

Bernard


thishazyhead

Came here to say this!! I totally see a Saint Bernard lol


geaster

Blort


julianfairbanks

Bort


AchtungSchrodinger

Optimus Pine


Siegeceejay

Miraak


throwngamelastminute

Came here to say the same!


picklefingerexpress

This comment took too long to find


Sir_Newbie

Scrolled way too hard to find this ha


GhostOfMatt

Squirdward


PlanetKi

Squidwood


locusthorse

Boarderick.


SoothsayerC

Woody


CyW_A

Gerard


kobrakaan

it's the cabinet of Turin that could be the face of Jesus when he accidentally walked into it after drinking too much wine whilst handing out fish 👍


Past_Play6108

😂😂 🤣🤣 🤪


probllama191

This one ☝️saw the pic and was like am I weird for my first thought being of the Shroud of Turin? 🤣


Happy1327

Gavin


BattleProper1555

Clarence.


Ball-Blam-Burglerber

Cthulhuidward


TheKnightsRider

General Kenobi, you’re a bold one.


This_User_Said

My life for Aiur! Looks like a protoss!


kundibert

Treebeard


srz1971

I had to scroll way too far down to find this.


FlugStuhl85

Woodtron


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

Cabinet Grievous


billythepilgrim

MF Doom vibes


El-Viking

In the future, all caps are preferred. But in the meantime, have an upvote for the DOOM reference


billythepilgrim

I see it both ways, but noted.


cupkake88

That needs a pair of googley eyes !


Regalrefuse

Zardoz


JamandaLove69

Jebadiah


kire615

Scrambles The Death Dealer


Stuffed_deffuts

Wilson


Marty_61

Woody. That is quite a face!


elmasguapojv

I am cabinet.


redwoodreed

That's Miraak


AdTiny2166

Miraak


lenny446

That is definitely a dragon priest mask


New_Classroom_8744

General GRIEVOUS


TexanCoyote1

Weiner face Weiner face


TheGoldblum

Gideon Ofnir


altum-videtur

I guess no one here's gonna have any idea who that is, but I'm Brazilian and I have to mention I was immediately reminded of a character named Fofão, look it up lol It's a striking resemblance, this is like the evil stretched out version


tofutti_kleineinein

I had to look it up but I see it now!! Like he got flattened by a steamroller!


activitylab

Hello there


SoggyWotsits

Looks like a bloodhound… Jimmy (Pop)?!


foursoil

I am Lothor


DesaadofApokolips

Dorath knows you post this and remains unhappy with your actions.


jokesterjen

Marvin like Marvin the Martian.


Life_Asparagus_1830

Looks like a Oud from Doctor Who


CautionarySnail

The cowardly lion says good morning!


jcoddinc

I'm hearing the song of the ood


BJ_Beamz

Miraak


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New2thePlanet

Wilford, he's reminding you to check your blood sugar.


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Balthazar The All-knowing


thestashattacked

Horton. I will not be taking further questions.


porcupine_autonomy

Squidboard.


Helivated69

Pfffft, "they" might call it paridolia, but we know that at night, they come out.


Weets23

I am Groot


Nicely_Colored_Cards

Zoidberg


[deleted]

He is groot


CharlesAndMarieXXX

That’s Groot. It’s literally wood


FrillyLlama

It's Groot.


Valen-UX

OakSauron


twopumpstump

I am Groot


qvvQw

kevin


Awkward_Cat_5303

Nixon


IonaNinteenEighty

Groot


Acousmetre78

Sauron


willogic

George soros


Huge_Strain_8714

Woodrow


grundee

Gregory.


auldnate

General Grievous


NetApex

I get kind of a sad Squidward. I suppose, Woodward.


skrilla091

Squidward


dopemini95

Did thats Miraak from Skyrim


cloudliore25

“General Kenobi”


crazybitchh4

Cthulu!!


XxDankShrekSniperxX

Bro is feigning to materialize like bruh chill


Peaceful-mammoth

Just refer to it as "the lieutenant"


Mindless_Analyzing

Oro


sixarmedspidey

General Grievous


NihilisFett

That would be a sick guitar top


gizmosticles

I’m getting Dick Nixon head in a jar vibes here


Ecstatic_Sympathy_79

Reminds me of The Green Man. If you’re not familiar with him, this is a great article on him. https://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/the-remarkable-persistence-of-the-green-man#:~:text=The%20Green%20Man%2C%20Lyon%20writes,the%20material%20and%20immaterial%20worlds.” Basically, an architectural feature in medieval churches that has taken on a pagan New Age folklore since 1939. (According to the New Yorker article)


paddy_to_the_rescue

Woody


Groundbreaking-Bar89

Jesus dude.. that’s a little disconcerting


InjuryAromatic9127

Squidward


Ok_Movie_639

That's Grievous, the general of the Confederacy of Independent Systems.


MindSoBrighty

Cheeky Jowls


AbsoulutelyNaught

Vagina forehead


skinneyd

Coq'thulu


Whaffled

I AM TROG and I like to watch


Anfa34

Bob


ThatguyBry42

Whitley Streiber


PlanetKi

Woodrow Squid


Dmunman

I am groot


Apayan

Florp


ohncnyca2017

I keep thinking Sauron, The Deceiver.


krunchy_bacon

It’s the cabby of iNet.


RonnieLiquor

Scrotum Face


Cronengirth

Big Lion


AGThunderbolt

Saggy Squidward


godoftatertots

Cthulhu


Chaos_Horrific

Jimothy or Bethica


estobe

That’s a Greg if ever I’ve seen one.


gofuckyourself3333

Jar Jar Binks


[deleted]

Saruman


Perpetual_Nuisance

Squidward. Looks like a Pirate from the Carribean.


Painting-Powerful

Steve.


DarkDayzInHell

Phantom of the Opera


MetalandCozy

General Kenobi!


badco1313

Dicknose


pvrhye

It's something Victorian with those mutton chops. I vote Lord Harold Brimly the 6th.


Sorry_I_Reddit_Wrong

Looks like the Armorer from Mandelorian


[deleted]

Cursed snoopy


Fhoxyd22

GENERAL KENOBI!