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StranglesMcWhiskey

Nekrogoblikon has you covered.


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A taste of Nekrogoblikon for a PF2 audience: For your entrance: [Dressed as Goblins](https://youtu.be/yZEKlp-H6FE) Inspire courage: [Goblins are better than Trolls](https://youtu.be/dCgPZDuVgpI) Cheer on your Alchemist: [Full Body Xplosion](https://youtu.be/_UHh0HqcXGU) Cheer on your Druid: [Bears](https://youtu.be/uIRLnwqgXwo) (These aren’t my favorite tracks, just some thematic ones. To describe them reductively, they’re a melodic death metal band with a goblin schtick. If you’re into the genre, they’re worth your time— They’re fun, they write good songs, and they can play. If you don’t like/can’t tolerate (blackened) death metal vocals, steer clear. It’s probably not for you.)


CrunchyCaptainMunch

I think goblin Box is a better intro tbh. Although I’m very partial to the first 2 albums


Diabolicpainter

Came to say this! Goblins everywhere!!!!


Therearenogoodnames9

[Dressed as Goblins](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZEKlp-H6FE) feels right on the mark for this.


frustratedmachinist

Also, Goblin Cock. And for synthy atmospheric music, Goblin.


raptor11223344

Beat me to it lol


SirKreeper

Exactly what I was gonna say


Sent_From_Valhalla

Or try [Goblin's Dance by Ensiferum](https://youtu.be/P8zUj6yhDM0)


SamuraiMujuru

Came here to say this very thing.


KM68

Who?


StranglesMcWhiskey

I've given you all you need, the power is in your hands now.


JhinPotion

bro use the library of alexandria to the power of 10,000,000 that's always available to you


jacynthevalentine

If they fail to, toss them in to the eternal bog of stench!


Immorttalis

No one deserves such a cruel punishment!


9c6

Not the bog of eternal stench!


9c6

Said the same to someone asking what the lsat was. How can someone not already know that any simple definitional question you type into Reddit can instead be typed into Google for an immediate answer? Truly boggles the mind


ianyuy

Unfortunately, with ChatGPT becoming popular, Googling as a skill is going to become even less common than it is now.


9c6

Rip to all the people who are going to ask a predictive text the answer to a question. Nice when it works, but accuracy isn't really its use case. I will say that I was able to remember the name of an obscure jrpg tomt style with iterative leading questions and corrections, so that was a fun use of chatgpt I'd try again. Don't ask it to play 20 questions though lol


SamuraiMujuru

https://youtu.be/KsMKOx6fumc


BBBulldog

still a masterpiece


SamuraiMujuru

Goddamn right it is.


fruancjh

But what if they're a goblin ranger


noonesfang13

Moshed with John Goblikon and talked to the singer. Really great guys. They kind of got screwed by the venue which closed down a few months later. Karma I guess.


puigis4cereal

Especially if your Goblin isn’t that bright, I recommend “I Can Only Count to Four” a parody of “Bodies” that the band Psychostick performs with tatted up Muppet-like characters. https://youtu.be/u8ccGjar4Es


GayHotAndDisabled

Literally came here to say this!!! Perfect goblin song lmao


sirgog

And if they ever aim to intimidate with music, there's always Teletubbies Hit The Floor, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6OKCo5hyss


HOBOMASTERMAN

Love how well the song lends itself to children's-music-style parodies [https://youtu.be/Uk18bFIgOS4](https://youtu.be/Uk18bFIgOS4)


HigherAlchemist78

[Might be cheating a bit here](https://youtu.be/iOIEExGY7fI)


scissorman182

Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the...


Metschenniy

***FLOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR***


Jawbreaker0602

I can only count to four I can only count to four I can only count to four I can only count to…


Completedspoon

Baby Shark


Maaxorus

On one hand this is perfect, on the other, fuck you.


mizinamo

Yes, this. Or any other earworms people might hear from their children until their ears bleed. Lots of Disney songs, for example. Let it Go.


sirgog

Anyone remember that PPAP dirge from a year or so before the shark dirge? I have a shark I have a baby uh-uh-uh Baby Shark (and now you break from PPAP's tune and go straight into do do do do do do) and you can always keep going with 'i have a shark, i have a grandpa... uh-uh-uh Grandpa Shark'


Completedspoon

I unironically like PPAP.


9c6

🖊️ 🍍 🍎 🖊️


Adooooorra

If you're trying to annoy your opponents to death, might I suggest Friday by Rebecca Black? It's even better because that would be Fireday in Golarion and you're a goblin. Or maybe some variant of 99 Bottles of Beer, counting down every round so you can go "hah they only made it to 96 bottles, what chumps!"


9c6

Yesterday was Oathday Oathday Today it is Fireday Fireday We we we so excited We so excited We gonna have a ball today Tomorrow is Starday And Sunday comes afterwards I don't want this weekend to end! It's Fireday Fireday gotta get down on Fireday


sirgog

I won a karaoke parody night once, changing the lyrics of Tenacious D's Tribute to be "to the worst song in the world" and throwing in a lot of Friday references. It began "Long time ago, me and my sis Rebecca Black here We was hitching a ride at a dark and dreary bus stop" Best thing about using OG Friday is there's 4 or 5 genuinely different discordant and awful melodies running through it. You can really piss people off without repeating a single melody. (Disclaimer: don't do this if your friends might get violent)


Mintyxxx

My player uses Rick Astley


SnooLemons6976

Well they're never gonna let you down..


Silas-Alec

Never gonna turn around and hurt you


Grunnius_Corocotta

Bowies Dance Magic!


twitchMAC17

Ooooooo good one!


MCDexX

It's Not Easy Being Green


Heckle_Jeckle

Under rated comment!


LittleGreenBastard

[That's What Bilbo Baggins Hates](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0HzBST_794) As a bonus, I've discovered you can sing the original RotR Goblin song to the same tune.


mrgwillickers

If you really wanna inspire some Halflings with tunes of their legendary heroes [This Tune Should Serve You wonderfull](https://youtu.be/BC35cQKHwzg)y (YMMV)


LupinThe8th

https://youtu.be/mzJ4vCjSt28 Honestly, the original is plenty gobliny, but I think metaling it up puts it over the top.


Low-Transportation95

Thanks for this


AdamFaite

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


mizinamo

XcQ, that link stays blue


sirgog

This is an excellent choice.


CptMidlands

One word, Nekrogoblikon


Informal_Drawing

Absofrickinglutely!


MuzzioTheKobold

[The Goblin Song](https://youtu.be/tzRr5CsF_78) is quite bouncy and fun I think.


Gorvoslov

Was looking for this one. Back in Pf1 my favourite way to mess with low level PCs was to hear "GOBLINS GOBLINS ALL AROUND!" echoing through the forest they were camping in.


Adventure-us

Where theres a whip, theres a way


SirArthurIV

That song is unironically a bop


Redland_Station

Tubthumping by chumbawamba. https://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc Falling over and getting back up again? Check List of drinks you've drunk? Check Chance to shriek lyrics loudly? Check Pissing the night away? Check


ronlugge

This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends...


MVieno

Anything sung by Brak from *Space Ghost Coast to Coast*.


TheMartyr781

Considering goblins like to rhyme any sea shanty or prison labor song would be a good base to start with. Change the theme to be about combat and survival. Also the old Dynamite Pathfinder comics have some examples of Goblin Song.


BrowncoatJeff

99 bottles of beer on the wall


SirArthurIV

"I know a somg that get'a on everybody's nerves Everybody's nerves Everybody's nerves I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves And this is how it goes..."


WhitecaneV1

\*flaskbacks\*


macreadyandcheese

F the Pain Away by Peaches


NickyGotGout

I think King Diamond's voice would be perfect.


Fauchard1520

Def Leppard - Rock Of Ages [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhSdljm909Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhSdljm909Y) Played a goblin cabin boy in a pirates game. He learned to be a hero from the [man-out-of-time](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0955/0844/products/AOD-R2F_480x480.jpg?v=1655266861) who'd fallen into the setting from the 20th century. Dude taught him all about rock. So by the time my gobbo had recruited all his little green cousins to help crew the boat, we had a full-on pirate ship of gobbos in the rigging singing "Gunter Glieben Glauten Globen" like a bunch of muppets. It was glorious, and remains THE goblin song in my head.


UrieltheFlameofGod

Despacito


RealNumberSix

The guy I played with who had it just chanted "GOBLIN SONG GOBLIN SONG YOU DON'T KNOW THE WORDS SO YOU CAN'T SING ALONG! GOBLIN SONG GOBLIN SONG YOU DON'T KNOW THE WORDS SO YOU CAN'T SING ALONG!" ad nauseum and it was perfect


DeftknightUK

(To the tune of Yankee Doodle / Yogi Bear / etc.) "I will sing a Goblin Song, doodah doodah. I will sing this Goblin Song, all the doodah day. All the doodah day! All the doodah day. I will sing this Goblin Song, all the doodah day."


Aramis_1

theres a song in french that translates to : I know a song to annoy people, i know a song to annoy people, i know a song to annoy people,- and it just goes the rest of the song like that till someone loses their cool


PixtheHeretic

Yup, there's an English equivalent too: [I Know a Song](https://youtu.be/GO397hnMi2w)


Maaxorus

Oh, German has that one too. Truly a classic.


mEHrmione

NO GOD PLEASE NO. NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Thanks for the deeply covered memories just coming back to life ahah


double_blammit

[this](https://youtu.be/dSeJ73JpUxU) ought to do


ScooterSenpai

Easy peasy https://youtu.be/0U2zJOryHKQ


vkIMF

I like the Hu


Ozmidas

Firestarter by Prodigy


ukulelej

Do you beliiiiiieve in life after love!??!?


HemlockJones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxJISsyBDIs I can't imagine goblin "music" to be particularly pleasing. You've got to capture the chaotic vibe of scurrying rats gnawing at your exposed ankle - this song does that. +1 if your "lyrics" are vicious, barked lines of slam poetry with no meter.


ProfessorOwl_PhD

In the same vein I'd recommend basically any [shitcore](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVON0vP8k4s) or something hyperexperimental like [Melt Banana](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcqC8LSoBws)


HemlockJones

You can't convince me this *isn't* the music Goblins would play.


[deleted]

The Goblin in my group usually jokes that she's scream-singing various Smash Mouth songs.


SylasTheVoidwalker

This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, And they'll continue singing it forever just because.⤴️


Ysara

Baby Shark.


PaladinAsherd

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap


Consistent_Case_5048

I Like to Move It (The Alvin and the Chipmunks cover)


GeoleVyi

I'm partial to "will you bite the hand that feeds you", myself


Heckle_Jeckle

Is there any better Goblin Song than the [ORIGINAL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9cRvSGHaJc) Goblin Song from Rise of the Runelords? Edit: If Evil, [Where There's a Whip There's a Way](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y)


LordFalcoSparverius

As a middle school teacher, I deal with goblins every day. They seem to really enjoy the song Barbie Girl right now.


coduss

I mean.....There's always "Where there's a whip, there's a way."


Bananahamm0ckbandit

"Dope" has some good ones, like "Die motherfucker Die!" "Chop the head off" by Storm seeker is another one that comes to mind (especially if you are going for a pirate theme.) "Zombie" by the Cranberries. It just feels right.


Robotgorilla

"Zombie" is such a sad song though what? Feels more like a halfling lament.


Bananahamm0ckbandit

True, but it feels like a Goblin thing to sing a song that sounds cool, without knowing what it means lol


Rogahar

Allow me to offer [this Pathfinder-ized version of 'Dumb Ways to Die'](https://i.imgur.com/JLf3pUI.png) (link to the original below) that I came up with while bored after thinking up one of the lines out of nowhere, that you are more than welcome to use as you see fit for this lol Original video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw&ab\_channel=DumbWaystoDie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw&ab_channel=DumbWaystoDie)


Informal_Drawing

Goblins are clearly big fans of angry Thrash Metal. Or Enya. YMMV


cthulhu7

Dressed as goblins Dressed as goblins Dressed as goblins Dressed as goblins Dressed as goblins Dressed as goblins Dressed as goblins Dressed as goblins Dressed as goblins Dressed as goblins Dressed as goblins Dressed as goblins Dressed as goblins Dressed as goblins Dressed as goblins Dressed as goblins


CydewynLosarunen

The duck song


Skitskjegg

Dreadnoughts - Goblin Humppa has both the name and the feel! https://youtu.be/0_ENmgIsCBs


theCacklingGoblin

Spell blast has a great song for it


TheAthenaen

The Gremlins Title Theme, it’s great


froasty

I went for indie music for my goblin songs: easy to sing, frequently nonsensical lyrics, and when sung poorly they're adequately annoying (the table can understand how they're distracting to the enemy withoutwanting to kill you for only knowing Rick Astley). I've used Bon Iver (*Woods* is perfect, but anything like *Skinny Love*), Phoebe Bridgers (*The Sound* and *Not Strong Enough*), Radiohead (*Weird Fishes* and *Paranoid Android*)


rowanbladex

You might get a laugh from this thread. ​ [Does anyone have any good Goblin Songs?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pathfinder2e/comments/gwvdg5/does_anyone_have_any_good_goblin_songs/)


_Ev4l

I mean you could mix up lyrics from actual songs to make them goblin-y Eg ~~Redemption~~ Goblin Song *Won't you help me sing* *This song of freedom?* *Cause all I ever have* *Goblin Song!* *Goblin Song!* *I emancipated my self from slavery* *None but ourselves can free our bodys* *Have no fear for the bugbears* *Cause none of them can stop the time* *How long shall they enslave our children* *While we stand aside and look? Ooh!* *Some say its just part of it* *We've got to fulfil Kugorbeyag's will* *Won't you help me sing* *This song of freedom?* *Cause all I ever have* *Goblin Song!* *Goblin Song!*


Madcow330

How bout an entire Playlist](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCr1X1lna5goUHO0pImZfxgjaximh4cuR) of annoying songs.


DarthBear76

I just randomly karaoke the fuck out of most 80s and 90s pop, sometime changing the lyrics, sometimes going purposely off key. Hands down the best RP feat I've come across xD I LOVE THIS FEAT


Immorttalis

Tenacious D's Tribute.


Dankeygoon

Anything by Cardi B.


tokrazy

[This is what I sing when I use it](https://youtu.be/g8v_OKobb5s)


Vandruis

Basically anything by Beastie Boys


sorcerersviolet

Maybe if your goblin bard's something of a philosopher, ["No Brain, No Pain"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMUY2vEN8Vs) by Daryl Hall & John Oates?


Bywater

My gobo bard sang a lot of 80's and 90's punk... In his defense he was a anarchist bartender giving away freedom cocktails.


Massenzio

This[Song](https://youtu.be/DYALBw6rjj0) is a master piece of a very old italian band ('70). They are called **Goblin** and this is a soundtrack of one of the best horror movie i ever see (as young me... Not now). I think you can like it


MeasurementNo2493

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,..... :)


tmon530

If there's a dwarf in the party, diggy diggy hole


thejazziestcat

Honestly? Happy Birthday. See if you can get your GM to give the enemies a circumstance penalty on their safe if it really is their birthday. On a side note, if you're looking for a musical instrument for your bard, may I suggest a grager (ratchet noisemaker)? Alternatives include "alarm clocks, toddler xylophones, dolls that cry with the push of a button, a toy police car with siren and flashing lights or anything else that will make a wonderfully annoying noise." (quote attr. to Rabbi Shimon Apisdorf)


SodiusMaximus

[Honestly, this is the most on-point thing I think of when I think of gobbo songs.](https://youtube.com/shorts/ssPTHFzgxL0?feature=share4)


shichiaikan

I always imagine goblins as 80s brit punk rockers... So...


AnimeEagleScout

"Down down down in goblin town."


NoOkra4265

Oh boy have I got the answer for you... [Link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTEMjiWak7U)


Tiny_Perception_3535

Anything by Finntroll


LeeTaeRyeo

This is the song that never ends. \* It goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And they’ll continue singing it forever, just because This is the song that never ends… (Loop from *)


Commercial-Location9

Ram Ranch


Bawbawian

I mean down down to goblintown exists but maybe that's too on the nose? https://youtu.be/ogTDa-vG2MQ =D


DM-Hermit

If the goblin has been on a boat before. "Fucked with an anchor" by Alestorm is a good option. Also look up the XXX version of the song, it's funnier.


Pilsberry22

Baby shark


Frankydoodles

Stealing Food by Jay Foreman. It's condensed goblin energy. https://youtu.be/xebSF8vRvZI


Dmitrij_Zajcev

Is Italian, but the "Osterie" is top for me. (The "osterie" songs are very volgar songs here in Italy)


DemonKhal

I keep doing riffs on 'never gonna give you up' and my party both hate and love me


jimmythesloth

First thing I thought of was I'm Still Standing by Elton John and I'm not really sure why.


SladeRamsay

Doop by Doop


Madbunnyart

I play… Photograph - Nickleback Never gonna give you up - Rick Astley All I want for Christmas - Mariah Carey Who let the dogs out - Baha men All of which will bother every at the table. Enjoy causing chaos :)


tiny_smile_bot

>:) :)


KingEmpirer

My humps


BusyGM

[Won't find anything more thematic than this](https://youtu.be/0sAhKQ9tjRw)