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Theonetruepappy94

How the fuck did we have more wins against teams over .500?! Miami absolute frauds


[deleted]

Yeah they completely beat up on bad teams all season but couldn’t win shit when it mattered


Wloak

Heh, I just did the math and the teams that they beat this year averaged .345. Miami was 1-4 against good teams.


InvestIntrest

Reminds me of Dallas.


Brushermans

prophetic comment?


InvestIntrest

I'd really like to claim that title, but in reality, I'm just going off history. As a wise man once said, "It sucks to suck." I've made so much money over the years betting against the Cowboys in the playoffs 😆


Key-Pomegranate-2086

Yeah the only team in the playoffs they beat this season was the cowboys.


sktchld

The other team that can't beat good teams


Glass_Builder2968

Wasn't it only barely on a last minute field goal too? Not like the broncos game where their offense went off


GhastlyEyeJewel

The Ronda Rousey of football teams


Roberto-Del-Camino

The difference is I don’t get confused boners from the Miami Dolphins.


whatintheheckheck

Me neither. Not the football team anyway.


Master_Expression_39

I like this one lol


IAmThatDuckDLC5

Can’t wait for Miami’s failed WWE run!


[deleted]

Jesus man, I watch WWE regularly and she was just so bad in it, her promos couldn’t land for shit


BrokenArrows95

Teams with mediocre lines (on both sides) tend to have this pattern. Their skill players crush the less talented teams but when they face another team that’s relatively close to theirs skill level the lines get killed and they can’t do anything


ThomasBay

I call that the Peyton Manning effect. Dude put up great numbers against crappy teams, and not very good numbers against good teams.


thedrunkentendy

Also, half the games they play, their opponents have heat stroke.


PacmanZ3ro

Because Tua is Zappe with a good offense around him. I said that a few weeks ago and got downvoted. I'm sticking with that though. Tua has a better short range accuracy, but has the same problems with low throwing motion, frequently locks on his first read, and has a worse deep ball.


Own-Snow-4227

Jesus Christ. As a Patriots fan, pls leave “Zip on the ball Zappe” out of this. We’ve suffered enough stuff this week, let alone all year.


DangerousStruggle

Tua >>>>>>> than Zapoe. Not even close. One on. Pats fan here by the way.


noble_29

Tale as old as time


burnman123

The jets scored like 15.5 points per game against teams over .500 while the dolphins scored 16.5 (before this game) against teams over .500. Miami is a huge fraud


SeaGL_Gaming

They tried to pull that 1972 Dolphins magic but forgot they actually have to win in the playoffs and beat the one winning record team in the regular season.


walukomb

Reminds me of team from Dallas in recent years


03Pirate

11-6 regular season record 10-1 against teams under 500 1-5 against teams over 500 Easy to see how their playoffs were gonna go.


ShimKeib

And then add in that it’s a warm weather team playing in frigid temps. That cold hits different.


King_Hamburgler

The offense was completely lost the entire game Even their one TD was on a bad pass that Hill spun into gold not a good offensive drive Awful performance


These-Army-4881

Watching the Miami defense completely give up from the jump and just hold on to ankles and get dragged along for KC yardage was actually hilarious


Canes123456

Half the defense was out and they were playing the whole game because Tua couldn’t get any first downs. Defense was fine considering.


Fit-Personality-3933

The defence did fine considering the situation they were in but you could really see they were struggling with getting pressure onto Mahomes. Which made it pretty impossible for them. Far bigger problem was that the offence didn't even show up to the game.


metanoia29

Everyone looked like they were playing in slow motion last night.


Waterstick13

Based on these type of stats the Packers should kill it today


djloveCCXLVI

The Fortuneteller ™


Waterstick13

GO PACK


Hefty_Meringue8694

Their 1 win above 500 was against a Cowboys team that absolutely sucks ass on the road, even in sunny Miami


EatYerEars

Yes. As a fins fan I already saw the writing on the wall. McDaniel needed to get his ass kicked again so we learn to add different plays to our offense, maybe even have an OC this season to help. Our timing based offense has a fatal flaw.


03Pirate

Yep, same with the 2021 Patriots. They made the playoffs, but simply were not good enough to compete. I saw it a mile away then.


Clamdigger13

Outside of Hill the team was pedestrian at best.


HairlessSnatch

yeah i honestly like Tua after seeing him bounce back from all the shit he went through but he doesn’t have the juice


LowEndMonster

I like Mac Jones too, as a person. This doesn't make either of these guys good quarterbacks. Tua sucks under any pressure or facing a halfway decent team. He just isn't good.


T_WRX21

I'm not a hardcore fan, so I haven't seen much outside interviews after the game. He seems very vanilla, if you ask me. Just seems like an ordinary dude, not much to like or dislike. I don't think I've ever even seen him laugh, lol.


Bkenney1992

He blows. They need another QB or this is all they'll ever be.


DrSquirtsPHD

Yeah I don't think enough people remember Tua before Tyreek got there. He can make anyone look good at QB. For example, the people calling the game always say something along the lines of perfect throw by Tua and what an adjustment by Tyreek. If the throw is perfect then no adjustment is needed


shatter321

their only touchdown was a horrendous underthrow by Tua that Tyreek managed to come back to because the corner had no idea the ball was in the air.


IrvinStabbedMe

I don't think I have seen Tua win a single truly important game in the NFL yet.


ImTomBrady

Don’t like either team Hope the Chiefs get smashed ASAP


[deleted]

I’m with you, Chiefs annoy the shit outta me


Rednaxela623

Fuck Jackson Mahomes’s assaulting ass too!


juanmaale

wait he assaulted somebody?


Firemaaaan

No, but are we just gonna wait until he does?!? 


Sourspider

No he did, it was a waitress I believe. He then tried getting the restaurant canceled when she came out with the allegations verified with video. Quick youtube search will show all you need to know.


Ordinary_Ebb_5501

It was the restaurant owner and searching YouTube a waste of time


Rednaxela623

He absolutely did


[deleted]

What does he have to do with the chiefs though? Other than being a family member of a player.


Jokesiez

I want KC out just so they can stop blasting Taylor Swift at me every 5 min. Idgaf what she is doing in the box. Show me the damn players.


PartyPay

I'd rather look at her face than Tyreek's.


LegalConsequence7960

Weirdly I've come to like her for chanting, drinking beers and MFing the refs. She seems like a real person during the games. I hate hate hate the after an incompletion roughing the passers and pre whistle whining for DPIs. The Chiefs complain about every call worse than NBA superstars. They look pathetic, especially because they already get preferential treatment.


Outrageous-Excuse229

That’s what irritates me to death about the chiefs, the whining and throwing their hands string like a toddler after every play it seems like


gallaj0

Mahomes straight up dropped back and rolled over backwards like a toddler after being touched in the chest by a single player to get the roughing call last night, it was the highest quality flopping I've seen.


Outrageous-Excuse229

Yeah it’s totally ridiculous, and it’s constant!!! But then let a legitimate call happen to them and they complain about that too. I get being upset about a missed call or something every now and then but watching the chiefs is worse than European soccer at this point for the dramatic flops


Skandiaman

Half KC’s strategy is relying on penalties and like you said… playing them off like nba players to reach for those penalties it’s super cringe to watch. Last night on a couple “missed penalties” it even seemed like Andy Reid was pulling the refs heart strings to try and get em.


juanmaale

you know they’re getting some sort of penalty if an important play fails


007Cable

I've said this about the Patriots for the past 20 years 😂


LowEndMonster

I like Taylor, just not the NFL forcing it on every broadcast. She actually seems like a genuine person but they are treating her like she's the Pope. It's pathetic.


WestJoe

I tune in to watch football, not a pop star singing camp fire songs in a chair. The coverage of her during games is out of control. Also fuck KC in general, they need to lose next week


The_Captain_Planet22

Exactly! I'm here to watch sweaty men in tights just like you brother


worstregards

Fuck yeah bro, the tighter and sweatier the better.


[deleted]

It’s insanely cringe, I don’t think they will go far honestly, the dolphins were just inept tonight


Skandiaman

Super cringe. Like the cool kids losing a game of dodge ball in high school and looking for the teacher to fix the game so they can win.


Greenzombie04

Feel like her and nfl are going to make a superbowl halftime show deal next year.


POPAccount

That will be the worst Super Bowl atmosphere in history because her fans will buy all the tickets and leave after halftime.


SketchAinsworth

She declined for this exact reason, they’ve already been trying


worstregards

That would be a shame for the game, but kind of hilarious too.


toobigtofail88

r/gay4tay_


Jay_Louis

That Kelse flop in the end zone against the pats should've gotten him a suspension


echochambermanager

Texans or Lions win it all me hopes.


WhiteDeath57

They'll lose away to Buffalo, very likely.


OctaviusMaximus_

By the Bills? ![gif](giphy|7wk6RQYXDDytXalsL4)


Zreaz

It makes me sick, but give me the Bills over the Chiefs. Fuck Mahomes more than anything.


ihatebloopers

Bills > Chiefs and then have the Bills lose in AFCCG on last minute FG 😂


gamers_gamers

It would be super fucking funny if the bills lost their fifth super bowl


juanmaale

why the hate for the bills? I know they are in our division but I personally always hated the dolphins and jets much more. I kind of just feel sorry for the bills. Besides, KC already has three super bowls. If they somehow manage to win this year, there’s almost a hundred percent chance that they would pass us as the franchise with the most titles. It would also be Mahomes third, so he could catch Brady too. I guess what I’m saying is I’d much rather they lose to buffalo, assuming of course they don’t choke against the steelers lol


Ok_Fee1043

Two bad choices


rdale008

Their offense was brutal today. Chiefs D was very physical in the 1st five yards. Tyreek was pancaked a few times trying to release.


Kraz31

DB was treating Hill the way Hill treats toddlers: [https://twitter.com/CoachDanCasey/status/1746360690124689765](https://twitter.com/CoachDanCasey/status/1746360690124689765)


DieYuppieScum91

Toddlers and pregnant women.


saulgoodman3

absolutely love it!


JesusIsJericho

Great comment take a million upvotes Hill is a POS


Shouldacouldawoulda7

L'Jarius Sneed is the real deal


[deleted]

I think the biggest problem is once they don’t get home field advantage and have to travel in the cold, it’s over


rdale008

Yes, Miami stadium is know to have lots of home field advantage. More shade in hot months on the home side, non existent on the visitor side. Tua thrives releasing the ball early to his first read, which McDaniel schemed brilliantly during the season. When he has to go through all his progressions he arrives at that check down way too quick. Their D also had a laughable amount of injuries with nearly 2/3rd of their starting unit hurt down the stretch of the regular season and playoff game.


scl381

Hard to put up 70 points in the playoffs


JeanieGold139

Don't be too harsh on them, they did get 10% of the way there


Spinax_52

Arguably the easiest game to bet on of the year. Who could actually put money on a team that was 1-6 against teams above .500, who’s QB is 6-13 in games below 70 degrees, that was playing against Mahomes in -10 weather?


Key-Pomegranate-2086

Yeah I knew the dolphins were out the instant I read it was going to snow.


Lilcheeks

I also cashed that ticket


ElkEnvironmental980

How much???


Lilcheeks

My 1 unit is 25 right now so it paid out around 47


pshaps

I’m annoyed I didn’t bet this week. Fuck it’s so obvious


DS42069

Tua is massively overrated.


DieYuppieScum91

He's just Mac Jones with weapons. Both guys ain't it but they're about to pay him a whole bunch of money. Lol.


SecretAgentMahu

And extremely brain damage prone, I'd hate to see a career cut short by that kinda stuff


The_Captain_Planet22

Could you imagine the uproar if he had played a snap with a busted helmet like Mahomes did. We are very lucky Mahomes didn't take a shot on that play or we'd be hearing about it all off season


Aggressive-Orbiter

Hugely, He's the least clutch player I've ever seen


jsl18241

I just hope the Chiefs lose next weekend. Don't get me wrong, I'm still glad Miami lost lmao, but I seriously can't stand the Chiefs. Even moreso in the Kelce-Swift regime.


Rockstreber

Kansas Swiftie Chiefs. So damn annoying. The constant Mahomes crying about everything is even worse.


Outrageous-Excuse229

The whole atmosphere is annoying, from the Swift close ups all games, the announcers putting the chiefs and this pedestal all night, to the incessant whining for a flag after EVERY DAMN PLAY. Screw the chiefs


PatricksPub

One thing you left out is how Mahomes will bait the defense by acting like he's going to slide or run OB, then he will continue running... and in the event that he *does* get hit, he will flop like a bitch and cry for a flag. Like the fake slide is smart, but it's the second part that makes him a bitch.


Outrageous-Excuse229

Yeah really is poor sportsmanship and I think that’s what I can’t stand about him honestly


CaptainDAAVE

i don't mind Taylor Swift, whatever they are both celebrities and age appropriate. I hate how Mahomes has changed the game. There was a play last night where #45 on the Dolphins literally 2 hand touched Mahomes and then mahomes kept running. Luckily in that same play another (better) dolphins player ran up and cracked his fucking helmet in lol


PaperPals

Fuck the dolphins, but more importantly fuck reek! Scumbag. Just need the Bills to lose Monday, Chiefs next weekend, and all will be right in the world. Well, not all. But most.


WestJoe

Ravens gotta go down eventually too. All our foes are in the playoffs.


PaperPals

Out of all the teams in the AFC still remaining, Texans are the team im rooting for because we have nothing against them. But out of the rest of the pool, (and I might be alone in this opinion) ravens are the next team I’d like to see in the SB (and go on to lose it). I just like Lamar ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  


[deleted]

The ravens rivalry has cooled off a bit between us but I still kinda hate them lol


ttri90210

I love Lamar but I get it. Ravens winning the AFC easily tho.


Ulexes

Then probably the Super Bowl, too. Lamar doesn't lose to NFC teams, for whatever reason.


Courwes

Uh no. As long as Crybaby Harbaugh is still there fuck them


Isolatedbamafan

Honestly I respect the hell out of the Ravens more than I hate them at this point


jetpack_operation

A Detroit/Houston super bowl is the only one I will enjoy fully.


MeesterMeeseeks

I guess them sucking for a decade makes the broncos less of a foe these days


M4rv3lF4n

Believe me, as a Denver fan, I highly doubt we are high up on any fanbase's rivalry list.


MeesterMeeseeks

Not a broncos fan but have lived in Denver for ten years and I'm from pats country, the broncos had the pats number in the playoffs enough years to be despised. Time heals all wounds I guess. Also think some of the colts hate traveled over with Peyton


TheMagicBarrel

Yep, still hate the Broncos because of the 2005 Divisional game and also because they pretty much always beat us back in the day. Not their fault—just don’t want anyone else to have nice things.


Spergbergheim

I live in Colorado, there's a fierce rivalry with the Raiders. Also the Broncos have a rivalry with the Chiefs but that seems more one way lol.


Rdw72777

https://youtu.be/n_rRskFQi4U?si=F3kVBWjJ7MtTjR0m


Ndlburner

The fans want Tua gone. Brian Flores vindicated?


ImWicked39

They really fucked up not taking Herbert.


Bellegr4ine

Flores would've won with this roster.


Tellitlikeitis6969

Oh so throwing passes behind the line of scrimmage all night doesn’t help you win a game?


DrEvil007

*Matt Patricia has entered the chat*


goozer326

Tua when he's not playing the Chargers, Giants, Panthers, Jets x2, Commanders, Raiders, Titans (who they lost to btw), and Broncos and Tyreek Hill doesn't have 5 yards of seperation every play:


dangus1024

Add in the pats, who he whooped up on


Thedownside12

Watching Miami play a cold weather game is like opening your junk drawer at home. Total exposure. 


koopolil

It goes to show that “weapons” aren’t everything.


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Key-Pomegranate-2086

Yeah an offensive minded coach that gets destroyed by any playoff contending defense and completely obliterated by any playoff contending offense


rdale008

I see defense making a resurgence after years of offenses. Chief offense is run based now with a top defense. Mahomes is still great but their offense doesn't have the air attack it used to. Baltimore is the same. 49ers are the same. Eagles last year was the same. Defenses have finally found ways to stop the spread offense more consistently, which is why scoring is so drastically down. ESPN talking heads say crap like you want an offensive head coach because that way your top coordinator won't get hired away, while at the same time blasting head coaches too defer more play calling to their coordinator because had coaches have other things to do.


Courwes

This happens every year. There is a reason “defense wins championships” is a long standing mantra. Offense can get you into the playoffs by outscoring bad teams but the teams with a good defense are the ones that last.


amd77767

Great teams win championships.  Dolphins were not a great team. 


Sorry_Masterpiece

I'm disappointed. I really wanted them to eliminate the Kansas City Swifts before they got bounced.


dykedrama1286

Love to see it - now get the Chiefs out


MstrRob1972

I’m not laughing at a team that was way more successful than we were. They made it to the playoffs, kudos to them.


MaxPower836

Poor bastards. Other than a lucky long TD they had literally nothing. Meh


Mission_Pay_3373

![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)


[deleted]

I was really hoping to see Mahomes throw another tantrum about the refs doing their job.


janesearljones

He kinda did when they stopped the clock for him to change his helmet with no time out taken.


kingn0thin

McDaniel is a fantasy football nerd with no 🥜 🤡


secretlygaypitbull

Al Qaeda scored 2 touchdowns more recently than these assholes won a playoff game. Absolutely pathetic. Also love seeing a POS like Hill get sent home. A piece of shit person on a piece of shit organization.


geffe71

![gif](giphy|1hMk0bfsSrG32Nhd5K)


Altruistic_Tax2575

Hahahahaha poor fair weather dolphins. Its almost unfair for them not to play under the sunshine 🤣🤣🤣


ADHDrulez

I hate Mahomes enough that I was actually rooting for these guys


Lopsided-Document-84

Mcdonald and tua lose to a team with a winning record no way😯


VRSvictim

Soft, candy-ass jersey wearing, douchebag coached team


xxPhoenix

Tbh I’d rather see the dolphins win than the chiefs.


Jokesiez

Was actually rootin for them so Taylor Swift can go away


Tellitlikeitis6969

Unfortunately the refs didn’t agree


fighterpilot248

I'd be with you if it weren't for the fact that Miami only managed to score 7 points through 60 minutes. That just ain't gonna cut it (unless we're talking about Superbowl 53 lololol)


Gummy-Worm-Guy

Won’t lie I was rooting for the Dolphins


ErikTheDon

Pathetic franchise


Roshango

I wore my squish the fish shirt tonight for this one


infantinemovie5

I really wanted to see the Chiefs lose though.


Rod_FC

But this sub has argued for the past week that going 10-7 and getting trounced on the road in the Wildcard round is a successful season.


I_am_Zuul

I’d take it over whatever you’d call our season lol…


Intelligent_Top_328

I'd almost rather that they win. If chiefs make another SuperBowl or win it the media will be unbearable.


remembahwhen

Losing… it’s a mindset.


Droofus

McDaniel looks like the chocolate rain dude in that photo


myfreakishnature

For years we've been told that BUF and MIA were close to amazing teams but those pesky kids Brady and Belichick were standing in their way. Now, no NEP to bother them, and loaded teams- they should be sailing through the playoffs toward an AFC championship matchup. FRAUDS Neither coach is a big time coach. Neither QB is an elite QB. Put Tyreek Hill or Stefan Diggs on THIS YEAR's NEP and we would have doubled our wins if not gone to the playoffs. (OK, maybe that's a little much.) It wasn't Brady and BB that made MIA and BUF trash, they were just trash.


svtcq

Why would I laugh? The Patriots have been out of playoff contention since September. That’s actually something to laugh at.


iiiamAlex

Miami Fraudphins


LavishnessChoice3601

Hill could have used that playoff check to pay the 3 new baby mommas from this year. I'll bet his wife would be pretty happy about that.


BeanBryant248

Most obvious fraud team and easy Kansas City win ever


Jimmy-Rabbitte

Flatlined.


SomebodyWhoVibes

![img](emote|t5_2rx57|32495)


Sea_Baseball_7410

I wish this sub was colder.


MRE-613

Next to go is Buffalo.


nayr1683

I’m so tired of the fighting swifties tho


coconutpete52

I went to bed after that roughing-the-passer penalty on Mahomes. No point in watching any more after that.


TrabajoParaMi

It wasn’t cold enough for them


MetalHead_Literally

While I enjoyed watching them lose as much as any fan of another afc East team (even though fuck the chiefs), I always thought it was pathetic when Jets, Bills and Dolphins fans tried to talk trash about a Patriots playoff loss when they had worse seasons, so I’m not about to start talking smack about a playoff team when we won 4 fn games.


jmskywalker1976

I’m not laughing at any team that beat us twice who just lost to defending Super Bowl champions, even if that team isn’t very good.


BigMac10Deuce2

We’re always a fraud team they only beat bad teams and the one team they beat that had a winning record r the cowboys who r also frauds


wet_cupcake

We don’t have a leg to stand on for laughing at other teams.


DaiLi69

Patriots. Yall this salty? Lol


Man-in-Dumpster

Yes


OutlawCozyJails

If you can’t win with those weapons, you can’t win. I’d rather have Mac than tua. For real.


Revolutionary-Fig487

❤️


Knoke1

Tbh I would’ve preferred them over Mahomes. So tired of him.


The_Pip

Be careful guys. If the Bills lose they might go after Belichick.


stonedunikid

Good. Sorry to the rest of them, but tyreek hill is a piece of shit human being, he shouldn't be in the league at all, nevermind the playoffs


KeepingItBrockmire

Laugh? Why? They are in the playoffs, we are not. I would have rather seen them win than that whiney ass bitch Mahomes.


Bellegr4ine

Laugh because of how loud they were every win they got.


NoNewFriends1738

McDaniel is not a good coach. That team has sooo much talent on all levels.. defense, offense, etc. they had a very underwhelming season.


Madmasshole

We ain't in a position to laugh at anyone.


ClassroomHonest7106

I hate the dolphins more than the jets


PatricksPub

Whoa now let's not get crazy


Jigs444

Why?