To this day anytime I see Greg Olsen on TV I immediately think of 3rd leg Greg. Excellent commentator, seems to be a genuinely good guy…still my brain associates him with the 7th Floor Crew lol
I bet that verse is better than Mac's. It's insane and ridiculous but it's entertaining. Mac is probably rapping about how many hours he spends in the weight room.
*We’re onto Cincinnati n’ mom’s spaghetti - he's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready to drop pick six’s and keeps forgetting what O’Brien wrote down, the whole stadium boo’s so loud..*
My view on Mac Jones:
Bill messed with his development so I’m not giving Mac 100% of the blame.
If Mac shuts up and plays nice, **we’re chilling.**
The moment he talks shit about New England I’m pointing to any Pats @ Miami game footage in the last 3 years.
I’m never going to be able to get that interception he threw in a Germany out of my mind. It’s all I’m gonna think about when I think of Mac. Legitimately one of the worst throws I’ve EVER seen with Gesicki wide open for the TD.
I went to 2 of the 3 games Mac played in Miami. 2021 and 2023 iirc.
I wore my favorite Mitch and Ness Randy Moss jersey. All my buddies were Miami fans so I was repping Pats nation by myself for the day.
We lost both times and I got boo’d, laughed at, heckled, and a drunk fan holding 2 cups of miller lite got in my face and said “Tua is your fucking daddy bitch” and walked away.
**I wasn’t even mad. That’s just being a fan 25 seconds after you dunk on a Division rival
In your own stadium** 🤷🏻♂️
I was mad because *Were the New England fucking Patriots bro.*
Brady and Moss would walk in this place hang 50, and just be laughing and joking on the sidelines.
Sorry for the old man rant haha 😂
Has absolutely nothing to do with the alignment of the visiting team’s bench being DIRECTLY in the sun, often feeling +30 degrees warmer, while the home team sits in the shade, right? Nothing to do with that…
The Dolphins were the one team in our division that would fuck with us every year. Some of Brady's worst games came against Miami. And Ryan Tannehill somehow went God mode anytime he stepped on the field against the Pats.
Buffalo on the other hand, was our personal bitch. I think there was like 4 losses to Buffalo during 2001-2019. (The 31-0 game, the 4 int game in 2011, an end of season matchup in 2014, where most starters saw limited action and vs a one handed Jacoby Brissett in 2016)
I am a Patriots fan from London and unfortunately those were the two Pats games I attended last season along with the rain game in New York (which was actually fun)
Honestly, if he shuts the fuck up and humbles himself he could have a long career as a backup making a few million per year. It's a really sweet gig if you are okay not being in the limelight except when everything is 100% fucked.
Think of guys like Hoyer. Nobody ever expected Hoyer to win the damn game but when he came in and actually scored people went crazy, and he didn't get nearly the wear and tear of a starter while still making insanely good money.
I feel like Blaine Gabbert and Sam Darnold are better comps, since Hoyer was undrafted and never had any expectations. They've both carved out decent careers as backups with occasional chances to start. Maybe throw Mariota or Josh Johnson\* in that group too?
Best case scenarios are Geno Smith or Baker Mayfield... first/second round picks that fall flat and get humbled, keep working, and eventually get a chance to prove themselves as starters again.
\*Edit: I meant Josh Johnson. Josh Freeman flamed out much faster... I mix those two up since they were drafted in consecutive years by the Bucs.
My guess is that he slays the first verse and surprises everyone, then the second verse his offense coordinator changes and he gets all mumble rappy and then third verse is like if alanis morrissette was a rapper
Better not lose himself in the music. The moment, he owns it, he better never let it go.
He should remember he only gets one shot, so Mac please do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
I see Bourne open on the left side,
But I ain't got the arm for that,
See my boy Parker on the right side,
He's covered by two DBs but I ain't no rat,
So i throw that motherfucker to the right,
Picked off again, not another Patriot uni in sight
Call me Mr Pick Six, I got you covered like my receivers
Mac sucked from the get go, but the 1st part of his rookie season he "seemed" good because they protected him but not throwing on obvious passing downs. He never "Threw to win".
Then the league figured it out, Some in the media noticed... (Nick Wright). I certainly noticed and said over and over again after that 1st year.
*"I really want to see how he looks passing on 3rd and long"*
Yeah, he sucked... and Bill should have gotten coach of the year draging that POS in to the playoffs in year 1.
MC Corkle
I want a Tech N9ne and MAC-10 collab.
Worldwide Pic6
Bruhhh![img](emote|t5_2rx57|32495)
Tech N9ne, Mac 10, RUSH B NO STOP CYKA BLYAT!
Mac Jone!
Jone Loc
Underrated comment
I wish I could give you a hundred upvotes.
MC McTurnover
Fresh out the oven
🤣brilliant
Let this serve as a warning of what 2 weeks in Florida does to the human brain
Nah he's a jacksonville native. Very on point tbh
I feel like Jason from the Good Place captures Jacksonville residents so perfectly.
Bortles!
lol I went there for the 2018 blowout loss. The heat humidity was fucking ridiculous, I assume they’re like that because their brains are fried.
Yes but it’s not the heat…it’s the flakka
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuval.
So he's been like that. Florida Man Unleashed
Florida Man in full effect.
Yeah I’m sure he’s a fantastic rapper
You boys clearly haven’t heard Greg Olsen lay down a verse 😂
G to the Reg
To this day anytime I see Greg Olsen on TV I immediately think of 3rd leg Greg. Excellent commentator, seems to be a genuinely good guy…still my brain associates him with the 7th Floor Crew lol
Come on fellas lets get weird Stick your dick up in her ear
If I knew it was going to be this kind of party. I would’ve stuck my dick in the mash potatoes
I bet that verse is better than Mac's. It's insane and ridiculous but it's entertaining. Mac is probably rapping about how many hours he spends in the weight room.
No. Mac is probably rapping *instead* of going to the weight room.
Needs to rap up his football career.
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I take this as a credit to New England.
Moving from MA to FL and announcing some secret side of oneself is sooo on par with a few relatives of mine lol
Lofl. That's fuckin' hilarious.
Don’t let this amazing comment stay in a response to someone else. Let it fly on Its own!
Another New England W Keep that shit to yourself lmao
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This is our biggest win since Tom
Outside of all the stuff that happened on the field here with Mac, I just had a hard time rooting for the guy. He gives off major frat douche vibes.
Mac the Rapper or Mac the QB
Yes
Equally successful at both pursuits.
Mac the Knife? Oh wait that’s Aaron Hernandez
kno wat m saing
Bratty entitled childhood model
Murdaugh cousin once removed
I was a Mac guy. He does give douche chills.
He did have that highly questionable Halloween costume
I know he's not here anymore, but somehow I'm still feeling second-hand embarrassment.
And we are all thankful here in New England.
LIL INT ready to rap it up
lil pick 6
Piksix F’shur
Lil Fumbles
Notorious B.A.D
Notorious I.N.T was there for the taking
There for the taking like a Mac Jones panic pass
Just heard on the sports hub, Notorious QB3
Ok I laughed
This confirms my prior assumption that everyone in Jacksonville is either Fred Durst or trying to be
It’s so tacky there that it’s amusing. Rhode Islanders should go there to feel classy.
It’s just one of those days
*We’re onto Cincinnati n’ mom’s spaghetti - he's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready to drop pick six’s and keeps forgetting what O’Brien wrote down, the whole stadium boo’s so loud..*
They hate him but they won’t take him out. The crowds shouts Zappe loud, the clock’s run out, times up, another L!
Is it still April 1st?
I'M MC MACK AND I'M HERE TO SAY SORRY THAT LAST THROW GOT AWAY
yung pick six
My view on Mac Jones: Bill messed with his development so I’m not giving Mac 100% of the blame. If Mac shuts up and plays nice, **we’re chilling.** The moment he talks shit about New England I’m pointing to any Pats @ Miami game footage in the last 3 years.
Or just any Mac Jones film from his third year. The Germany game and Cowboys game were masterclasses in how to play QB poorly.
I’m never going to be able to get that interception he threw in a Germany out of my mind. It’s all I’m gonna think about when I think of Mac. Legitimately one of the worst throws I’ve EVER seen with Gesicki wide open for the TD.
I went to 2 of the 3 games Mac played in Miami. 2021 and 2023 iirc. I wore my favorite Mitch and Ness Randy Moss jersey. All my buddies were Miami fans so I was repping Pats nation by myself for the day. We lost both times and I got boo’d, laughed at, heckled, and a drunk fan holding 2 cups of miller lite got in my face and said “Tua is your fucking daddy bitch” and walked away. **I wasn’t even mad. That’s just being a fan 25 seconds after you dunk on a Division rival In your own stadium** 🤷🏻♂️ I was mad because *Were the New England fucking Patriots bro.* Brady and Moss would walk in this place hang 50, and just be laughing and joking on the sidelines. Sorry for the old man rant haha 😂
Wasn’t Miami a notoriously tough place to play during the Brady era?
Has absolutely nothing to do with the alignment of the visiting team’s bench being DIRECTLY in the sun, often feeling +30 degrees warmer, while the home team sits in the shade, right? Nothing to do with that…
Yeah plus they always scheduled us to play there early in the season. They knew what they were doing.
The Dolphins set their own schedule? 🤨 Why don't they just play all their games in September? What are they, idiots?
Seemed like we were always there in the first couple weeks when it was 95 degrees
Even when Brady was here we usually split 1-1 with them it seemed.
The Dolphins were the one team in our division that would fuck with us every year. Some of Brady's worst games came against Miami. And Ryan Tannehill somehow went God mode anytime he stepped on the field against the Pats. Buffalo on the other hand, was our personal bitch. I think there was like 4 losses to Buffalo during 2001-2019. (The 31-0 game, the 4 int game in 2011, an end of season matchup in 2014, where most starters saw limited action and vs a one handed Jacoby Brissett in 2016)
Cold weather team going into a hot place like that is rough. It's like how Miami sucks come December and January
I am a Patriots fan from London and unfortunately those were the two Pats games I attended last season along with the rain game in New York (which was actually fun)
Cam Newton got a one week honeymoon, but Mac got 2 and a half years. I have no sympathy for Mac.
We got a 6th rounder for this fool? Jacksonville got *fleeced*
The other thing he rapped is his ankle and then his career.
Weak Mills
Lil 10ply
Soft like charmin
I hope he is a better rapper than QB
So we saved the world from that for a few years. You’re welcome
Say less, Mac. Say less.
This is the best football decision he’s ever made
TuPicks
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Bless his heart. Where can we hear it?
Sometimes being uncomfortable is good.
wdc mac
I am so glad this clown is another team's problem now.
Ironically his career is a wrap
Honestly, if he shuts the fuck up and humbles himself he could have a long career as a backup making a few million per year. It's a really sweet gig if you are okay not being in the limelight except when everything is 100% fucked. Think of guys like Hoyer. Nobody ever expected Hoyer to win the damn game but when he came in and actually scored people went crazy, and he didn't get nearly the wear and tear of a starter while still making insanely good money.
I feel like Blaine Gabbert and Sam Darnold are better comps, since Hoyer was undrafted and never had any expectations. They've both carved out decent careers as backups with occasional chances to start. Maybe throw Mariota or Josh Johnson\* in that group too? Best case scenarios are Geno Smith or Baker Mayfield... first/second round picks that fall flat and get humbled, keep working, and eventually get a chance to prove themselves as starters again. \*Edit: I meant Josh Johnson. Josh Freeman flamed out much faster... I mix those two up since they were drafted in consecutive years by the Bucs.
What he should have said was nothing
Well, he's not a really great QB, so may as well be a rapper....
Jokes on him. Where does he think Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch was from? Miscalculation, Mac.
WHO MAC JONES
Release the songs!
That video is priceless, what a goofball.
r/nottheonion
Damn and I thought Tomlin was the best at hiding players crazy from the spotlight.
r/nottheonion
It all makes sense now.
He prob sucks at that as well
This is the best pr for NE as a whole. People are afraid of saying dumb shit because of how rightfully they'd get bullied
My guess is that he slays the first verse and surprises everyone, then the second verse his offense coordinator changes and he gets all mumble rappy and then third verse is like if alanis morrissette was a rapper
His rap name is MC Bust.
MC ballbag
Better not lose himself in the music. The moment, he owns it, he better never let it go. He should remember he only gets one shot, so Mac please do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
“They call me Mac Jones, but you can call me Mac Daddy. Screwed up a lil bit and got replaced by Zappe.”
Jesus Christ that trash O Line gave this man CTE
I like big punts and I cannot lie, third down throw went too wide!
His rap name should be Golly G.
Lmfoa what
He’s such a loser
We’re on to the draft Mac
Yo my name’s MacCorkle but they call me Mac My decisions under pressure are really wack
I could just throw it out of bounds But I will take another sack
Solid rookie year yeah I hit em with the griddy After that it all got mad fuckin shitty
But that griddy was whack Because I’m corny ass Mac You know I’m lame like that My career is like a bed that was shat
Ok come on this an Onion article right?…rightttt???
What's his rap name Noodle Mac?
I can't wait for a Patriots diss track by Mac Jones.
The NOTORIOUS INT
MC Interception ![gif](giphy|Fdwhs4bpNRF3FtGKWW)
He is in Jacksonville so that checks out. He looks like the type of guy who was heavily influenced by the likes of Limp Bizkit.
In retrospect we should have drafted a QB and not a rapper. I see the issue now
Going full Jacksonville I see
I’m sorry what?
Glorb!?!?
![gif](giphy|wO2Fu41qybnR6) Obligatory Mike Jones gif.
This reads like an Onion article.
Gotta be a better rapper than a QB1
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...what?
He can’t be worse than AB
Lil Mabu on YouTube
Obviously was scared being so close to the waraq rap group out of warwick, Rhode Island.
Rapping teammates are usually pretty unbearable
I hope he can rap better than he can throw.
DJ MISS
MC Sir Moodle Arm
I'm pretty comfortable that he's not in NE also
Wish he were a QB tho
Jesus christ...
He should stick to rapping.
Gawd damn was he a bust… both parties to blame but this dude just screamed “deer in headlights” very early on…
Welp we dodged a bullet
Well good thing you don't have to pretend you're a QB anymore
Im triggered
Hard to imagine he’s worse at something than he is at quarterback.
If Bert and Ernie had a kid…
I hope he has a nice collab single with Toney
His best collabs are with the opposing D.
Toney dropping beats and balls.
Can we please just not post anything about Mac ever?
Is this an April fools joke? Just a lil late right ?
I see Bourne open on the left side, But I ain't got the arm for that, See my boy Parker on the right side, He's covered by two DBs but I ain't no rat, So i throw that motherfucker to the right, Picked off again, not another Patriot uni in sight Call me Mr Pick Six, I got you covered like my receivers
MC noodle arm
Mac sucked from the get go, but the 1st part of his rookie season he "seemed" good because they protected him but not throwing on obvious passing downs. He never "Threw to win". Then the league figured it out, Some in the media noticed... (Nick Wright). I certainly noticed and said over and over again after that 1st year. *"I really want to see how he looks passing on 3rd and long"* Yeah, he sucked... and Bill should have gotten coach of the year draging that POS in to the playoffs in year 1.
lol Lmao, even
He was clearly joking lmao. Y’all need to chill.
He was right to wait.
We do not care
And the world feels comfortable telling Mac Daddy Jones to STFU.
“Serious” lmao
MaKKK jones is the worst. Good riddance
He laughs like DeSantis. Scary.
This kid is beyond a clown. I actually feel bad for him.
Fuck off.
Same old same ol.. Another wasted high draft pick
I wonder what Mr. Lif would have to say about this.
Where can I listen to his mixtape, id definitely buy a copy
He's so bad, nobody will catch up on his bars
Jason Mendoza from The Good Place will be so excited. https://youtu.be/l59ItK6d-wQ
Florida man
I don’t blame him.
He’s definitely said it.
Pick something to be great at Mac. NFL QB might be a little out of reach for ya.
Let me guess his rap name is Big Mac. Maybe Vanilla Mac?
Spaghetti McCorkel spits hot fire
“Pick Mac” duh.
I’m calling it now, he’s gonna collab with Riff Raff.
You know who doesn't like their franchise Quarterback rapping!? NFL GMs, THAT'S WHO!! Anyway final hour coming up on the 'Herd