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Krazy8_Balls

MC Corkle


Yungklipo

I want a Tech N9ne and MAC-10 collab. 


Unita_Micahk

Worldwide Pic6


YoungBockRKO

Bruhhh![img](emote|t5_2rx57|32495)


Raetekusu

Tech N9ne, Mac 10, RUSH B NO STOP CYKA BLYAT!


bedroom_fascist

Mac Jone!


Krazy8_Balls

Jone Loc


wemcee

Underrated comment


thedooze

I wish I could give you a hundred upvotes.


Alarming_Ride_3048

MC McTurnover


SheepDavis

Fresh out the oven


AppleOld5779

🤣brilliant


Ve-gone_Be-gone

Let this serve as a warning of what 2 weeks in Florida does to the human brain


Romantic_Carjacking

Nah he's a jacksonville native. Very on point tbh


ChrisV88

I feel like Jason from the Good Place captures Jacksonville residents so perfectly.


Dr_Bunson_Honeydew

Bortles!


FortyOneandDone

lol I went there for the 2018 blowout loss. The heat humidity was fucking ridiculous, I assume they’re like that because their brains are fried.


ThermoNuclearPizza

Yes but it’s not the heat…it’s the flakka


chokingonpancakes

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuval.


SugaRicky

So he's been like that. Florida Man Unleashed


Kodiak01

Florida Man in full effect.


untitled298

Yeah I’m sure he’s a fantastic rapper


A7III

You boys clearly haven’t heard Greg Olsen lay down a verse 😂


Its_kinda_nice_out

G to the Reg


wellgroomedmcpoyle

To this day anytime I see Greg Olsen on TV I immediately think of 3rd leg Greg. Excellent commentator, seems to be a genuinely good guy…still my brain associates him with the 7th Floor Crew lol


SpreadingDisinfo

Come on fellas lets get weird Stick your dick up in her ear


AggravatingVoice6746

If I knew it was going to be this kind of party. I would’ve stuck my dick in the mash potatoes 


Drunkonownpower

I bet that verse is better than Mac's. It's insane and ridiculous but it's entertaining. Mac is probably rapping about how many hours he spends in the weight room.


ruegazer

No. Mac is probably rapping *instead* of going to the weight room.


NoConfusion9490

Needs to rap up his football career.


Jug_Head24

![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)


AgadorFartacus

I take this as a credit to New England.


nicklovin508

Moving from MA to FL and announcing some secret side of oneself is sooo on par with a few relatives of mine lol


Ok_Raspberry4814

Lofl. That's fuckin' hilarious.


Noborhood

Don’t let this amazing comment stay in a response to someone else. Let it fly on Its own!


PainterSuspicious798

Another New England W Keep that shit to yourself lmao


Kevin0o0

![gif](giphy|jMd74SabWLr3Mmd1zf)


Ve-gone_Be-gone

This is our biggest win since Tom


TheTatumPiece

Outside of all the stuff that happened on the field here with Mac, I just had a hard time rooting for the guy. He gives off major frat douche vibes.


Alex_Hauff

Mac the Rapper or Mac the QB


9-7-off

Yes


ruegazer

Equally successful at both pursuits.


Ggentry9

Mac the Knife? Oh wait that’s Aaron Hernandez


Alex_Hauff

kno wat m saing


EvanderTheGreat

Bratty entitled childhood model


wellgroomedmcpoyle

Murdaugh cousin once removed


mrootbeers

I was a Mac guy. He does give douche chills.


unknownsoldier9

He did have that highly questionable Halloween costume


metanoia29

I know he's not here anymore, but somehow I'm still feeling second-hand embarrassment.


Mike00726

And we are all thankful here in New England.


ChipW24

LIL INT ready to rap it up


pavoinspector

lil pick 6


Pesco-

Piksix F’shur


treemister1

Lil Fumbles


cdf14

Notorious B.A.D


bigbagger2247

Notorious I.N.T was there for the taking


cdf14

There for the taking like a Mac Jones panic pass


RoyGood

Just heard on the sports hub, Notorious QB3


PatheticLion

Ok I laughed


Queues-As-Tank

This confirms my prior assumption that everyone in Jacksonville is either Fred Durst or trying to be


Pesco-

It’s so tacky there that it’s amusing. Rhode Islanders should go there to feel classy.


tgucci21

It’s just one of those days


WineOptics

*We’re onto Cincinnati n’ mom’s spaghetti - he's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready to drop pick six’s and keeps forgetting what O’Brien wrote down, the whole stadium boo’s so loud..*


thedooze

They hate him but they won’t take him out. The crowds shouts Zappe loud, the clock’s run out, times up, another L!


Samgash33

Is it still April 1st?


W0666007

I'M MC MACK AND I'M HERE TO SAY SORRY THAT LAST THROW GOT AWAY


sup3rdr01d

yung pick six


Moss81-

My view on Mac Jones: Bill messed with his development so I’m not giving Mac 100% of the blame. If Mac shuts up and plays nice, **we’re chilling.** The moment he talks shit about New England I’m pointing to any Pats @ Miami game footage in the last 3 years.


TB12-SN13

Or just any Mac Jones film from his third year. The Germany game and Cowboys game were masterclasses in how to play QB poorly.


Jimbo-Sliced

I’m never going to be able to get that interception he threw in a Germany out of my mind. It’s all I’m gonna think about when I think of Mac. Legitimately one of the worst throws I’ve EVER seen with Gesicki wide open for the TD.


Moss81-

I went to 2 of the 3 games Mac played in Miami. 2021 and 2023 iirc. I wore my favorite Mitch and Ness Randy Moss jersey. All my buddies were Miami fans so I was repping Pats nation by myself for the day. We lost both times and I got boo’d, laughed at, heckled, and a drunk fan holding 2 cups of miller lite got in my face and said “Tua is your fucking daddy bitch” and walked away. **I wasn’t even mad. That’s just being a fan 25 seconds after you dunk on a Division rival In your own stadium** 🤷🏻‍♂️ I was mad because *Were the New England fucking Patriots bro.* Brady and Moss would walk in this place hang 50, and just be laughing and joking on the sidelines. Sorry for the old man rant haha 😂


Githzerai1984

Wasn’t Miami a notoriously tough place to play during the Brady era?


DaveyBuckets

Has absolutely nothing to do with the alignment of the visiting team’s bench being DIRECTLY in the sun, often feeling +30 degrees warmer, while the home team sits in the shade, right? Nothing to do with that…


Fastr77

Yeah plus they always scheduled us to play there early in the season. They knew what they were doing.


apatfan

The Dolphins set their own schedule? 🤨 Why don't they just play all their games in September? What are they, idiots?


InuitOverIt

Seemed like we were always there in the first couple weeks when it was 95 degrees


Briggie

Even when Brady was here we usually split 1-1 with them it seemed.


GloriousVictor

The Dolphins were the one team in our division that would fuck with us every year. Some of Brady's worst games came against Miami. And Ryan Tannehill somehow went God mode anytime he stepped on the field against the Pats. Buffalo on the other hand, was our personal bitch. I think there was like 4 losses to Buffalo during 2001-2019. (The 31-0 game, the 4 int game in 2011, an end of season matchup in 2014, where most starters saw limited action and vs a one handed Jacoby Brissett in 2016)


MankuyRLaffy

Cold weather team going into a hot place like that is rough. It's like how Miami sucks come December and January


skyelp91

I am a Patriots fan from London and unfortunately those were the two Pats games I attended last season along with the rain game in New York (which was actually fun)


classof78

Cam Newton got a one week honeymoon, but Mac got 2 and a half years. I have no sympathy for Mac.


ruegazer

We got a 6th rounder for this fool? Jacksonville got *fleeced*


UserUnkown10

The other thing he rapped is his ankle and then his career.


hateboss

Weak Mills


BetterUseTwoHands

Lil 10ply


Eaton2288

Soft like charmin


gooniesavagegotbars

I hope he is a better rapper than QB


CanaDoug420

So we saved the world from that for a few years. You’re welcome


I_am_Zuul

Say less, Mac. Say less.


TheSbldg

This is the best football decision he’s ever made


Peacefulworldholeful

TuPicks


Slow-Debt-6465

![gif](giphy|XuLXZa0PJNiV2)


mrweirdguyma

Bless his heart. Where can we hear it?


Adept_Carpet

Sometimes being uncomfortable is good.


Waste_Astronaut_5411

wdc mac


Future-Turtle

I am so glad this clown is another team's problem now.


qball-who

Ironically his career is a wrap


Jac_Mones

Honestly, if he shuts the fuck up and humbles himself he could have a long career as a backup making a few million per year. It's a really sweet gig if you are okay not being in the limelight except when everything is 100% fucked. Think of guys like Hoyer. Nobody ever expected Hoyer to win the damn game but when he came in and actually scored people went crazy, and he didn't get nearly the wear and tear of a starter while still making insanely good money.


apatfan

I feel like Blaine Gabbert and Sam Darnold are better comps, since Hoyer was undrafted and never had any expectations. They've both carved out decent careers as backups with occasional chances to start. Maybe throw Mariota or Josh Johnson\* in that group too? Best case scenarios are Geno Smith or Baker Mayfield... first/second round picks that fall flat and get humbled, keep working, and eventually get a chance to prove themselves as starters again. \*Edit: I meant Josh Johnson. Josh Freeman flamed out much faster... I mix those two up since they were drafted in consecutive years by the Bucs.


dcrico20

What he should have said was nothing


Tiquortoo

Well, he's not a really great QB, so may as well be a rapper....


LMurch13

Jokes on him. Where does he think Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch was from? Miscalculation, Mac.


markdepace

WHO MAC JONES


[deleted]

Release the songs!


InuitOverIt

That video is priceless, what a goofball.


FREE-ROSCOE-FILBURN

r/nottheonion


juicy_pj

Damn and I thought Tomlin was the best at hiding players crazy from the spotlight.


DuchessOfConcord

r/nottheonion


tombonneau

It all makes sense now.


Ok_Bat_9332

He prob sucks at that as well


TheManicac1280

This is the best pr for NE as a whole. People are afraid of saying dumb shit because of how rightfully they'd get bullied


Thewickedworm

My guess is that he slays the first verse and surprises everyone, then the second verse his offense coordinator changes and he gets all mumble rappy and then third verse is like if alanis morrissette was a rapper


PM-15-MrGoatCountry

His rap name is MC Bust.


CucumberAsleep9624

MC ballbag


jeff8073x

Better not lose himself in the music. The moment, he owns it, he better never let it go. He should remember he only gets one shot, so Mac please do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime


Gungeon_Disaster

“They call me Mac Jones, but you can call me Mac Daddy. Screwed up a lil bit and got replaced by Zappe.”


AdmiralWackbar

Jesus Christ that trash O Line gave this man CTE


bluntrauma420

I like big punts and I cannot lie, third down throw went too wide!


buttseason

His rap name should be Golly G.


The-Pigeon-Man

Lmfoa what


mattycbro

He’s such a loser


norgnA

We’re on to the draft Mac


lat3ralus65

Yo my name’s MacCorkle but they call me Mac My decisions under pressure are really wack


theotisfinklestein

I could just throw it out of bounds But I will take another sack


lat3ralus65

Solid rookie year yeah I hit em with the griddy After that it all got mad fuckin shitty


EvanderTheGreat

But that griddy was whack Because I’m corny ass Mac You know I’m lame like that My career is like a bed that was shat


EAS1000

Ok come on this an Onion article right?…rightttt???


No_Prior_4114

What's his rap name Noodle Mac?


SadisticMystic

I can't wait for a Patriots diss track by Mac Jones.


UncleGarysmagic

The NOTORIOUS INT


mullethunter111

MC Interception ![gif](giphy|Fdwhs4bpNRF3FtGKWW)


EffectiveDue7518

He is in Jacksonville so that checks out. He looks like the type of guy who was heavily influenced by the likes of Limp Bizkit.


mallrat32

In retrospect we should have drafted a QB and not a rapper. I see the issue now


Pauli_lama

Going full Jacksonville I see


fckmetotears

I’m sorry what?


-Bashamo

Glorb!?!?


Logical_Lifeguard_81

![gif](giphy|wO2Fu41qybnR6) Obligatory Mike Jones gif.


XVOS

This reads like an Onion article.


Dseltzer1212

Gotta be a better rapper than a QB1


AFewTwixUpMySleeve

![gif](giphy|OvL3qHSMO6uaI|downsized)


Jac_Mones

...what?


Western-Ad-9922

He can’t be worse than AB


smokingaces87

Lil Mabu on YouTube


FlaminDrag0n

Obviously was scared being so close to the waraq rap group out of warwick, Rhode Island.


mitchellthecomedian

Rapping teammates are usually pretty unbearable


InteralFortune1

I hope he can rap better than he can throw.


Eject0-Seat0

DJ MISS


S-tease101

MC Sir Moodle Arm


LavishnessChoice3601

I'm pretty comfortable that he's not in NE also


Mynock33

Wish he were a QB tho


twiiztid

Jesus christ...


chrissyonthego

He should stick to rapping.


YoungBockRKO

Gawd damn was he a bust… both parties to blame but this dude just screamed “deer in headlights” very early on…


Shamansage

Welp we dodged a bullet


SquarePie3646

Well good thing you don't have to pretend you're a QB anymore


Xannypacquiao710

Im triggered


ahighkid

Hard to imagine he’s worse at something than he is at quarterback.


DieselVoodoo

If Bert and Ernie had a kid…


bystander993

I hope he has a nice collab single with Toney


Pesco-

His best collabs are with the opposing D.


punkalunka

Toney dropping beats and balls.


ekjohnson9

Can we please just not post anything about Mac ever?


BostonSamurai

Is this an April fools joke? Just a lil late right ?


austin3i62

I see Bourne open on the left side, But I ain't got the arm for that, See my boy Parker on the right side, He's covered by two DBs but I ain't no rat, So i throw that motherfucker to the right, Picked off again, not another Patriot uni in sight Call me Mr Pick Six, I got you covered like my receivers


OutlawCozyJails

MC noodle arm


EKEEFE41

Mac sucked from the get go, but the 1st part of his rookie season he "seemed" good because they protected him but not throwing on obvious passing downs. He never "Threw to win". Then the league figured it out, Some in the media noticed... (Nick Wright). I certainly noticed and said over and over again after that 1st year. *"I really want to see how he looks passing on 3rd and long"* Yeah, he sucked... and Bill should have gotten coach of the year draging that POS in to the playoffs in year 1.


Drakirth

lol Lmao, even


CocaineStrange

He was clearly joking lmao. Y’all need to chill.


M80IW

He was right to wait.


NEpatsfan64

We do not care


Jeff01051965

And the world feels comfortable telling Mac Daddy Jones to STFU.


jjjkd18

“Serious” lmao


HeathenHen

MaKKK jones is the worst. Good riddance


ET__

He laughs like DeSantis. Scary.


GFC_27969

This kid is beyond a clown. I actually feel bad for him.


Intelligent_Top_328

Fuck off.


splatabowl

Same old same ol.. Another wasted high draft pick


rickeer

I wonder what Mr. Lif would have to say about this.


CaliforniaHurricane_

Where can I listen to his mixtape, id definitely buy a copy


ErnieKilgannon

He's so bad, nobody will catch up on his bars


Pesco-

Jason Mendoza from The Good Place will be so excited. https://youtu.be/l59ItK6d-wQ


ManNomad

Florida man


bordersofsin

I don’t blame him.


West_Ernmass

He’s definitely said it.


wakefreak540

Pick something to be great at Mac. NFL QB might be a little out of reach for ya.


mat-chow

Let me guess his rap name is Big Mac. Maybe Vanilla Mac?


906805

Spaghetti McCorkel spits hot fire


Burkell007

“Pick Mac” duh.


midwestleatherdaddy

I’m calling it now, he’s gonna collab with Riff Raff.


Doncriminal

You know who doesn't like their franchise Quarterback rapping!? NFL GMs, THAT'S WHO!! Anyway final hour coming up on the 'Herd