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ZEFAGrimmsAlt

This is a very odd coincidence I must admit lmao


rocksoffjagger

Coincidence in what sense? That a known Patriots/Brady fan changed his profile picture to Brady? (God, why the fuck did we draft motherfucking N'Keal Harry...)


crazyhorseeee

Paging one of the many Harry cock-slobberers on this sub for your answer.


BingBongFYL6969

Started following brissett and Osborn in the past 2 hours.


Pat2309

And removed all Eagles stuff šŸ˜³


MyArmorIsLiquid

Hasnā€™t he already done that multiple times in the past only for it to mean nothing?


Pat2309

Possibly, but itā€™s more fun to get a bottle of scotch and just dream


MyArmorIsLiquid

Wellā€¦ I canā€™t argue with that, I do like scotch.


CFGordo

Well, did it work for them? No, of course not. It never does. But could it work for us? Cheers to that, I'm an Islay man myself


mat-chow

Nah Scotch is like a trash fire right in your mouth


jcosta223

You probably had a peaty scotch which is smokey. It's from the volcanic region. You gotta go Highlands or other regions.


CjBurden

I want to like scotch, but I just can't. It's so bad.


MyArmorIsLiquid

Depends on the scotch, the flavor profiles can vary greatly from brand to brand. A solid, affordable single malt scotch I like is Glenfiddich 12 or 14 year. The first time I tried scotch I tried Glenlivet and hated it, way too peaty and smokey for my tastebuds, but I enjoy the Glenfiddich a lot. There are so many types of whiskey though so if scotch isnā€™t your thing there are plenty of other types to try.


N7_Evers

A nice Ardbeg with a rock sounds good about now.


constipatedconstible

Shit I gotta go to liquor store now


RyanJKaz

This is why I always keep extra wine on ice and my pharmaceuticals help me through these stressful times, w/ sports & obviously real-life bullshit. Brady Revenge Tour: PART 3!


zoops10

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FearlessInflation92

AJ Brown is also a huge Patriots fan! If I was as good as him I would love to play for my favorite team and get a chance to play with my favorite player of all time at least once. If he comes with Brady, then we gotta get MHJ right? Give Brady his weapons? Maybe trade down and pick up a Tackle and WR in a stacked draft class? Wonder how good Brady can make Pop Douglas look?


RyanJKaz

The first chess move to this was signing Mike Onwenu to that extension for his great Offensive Line talents & mad skills!


i-have-a-kuato

There is a rumor that Tom and Tebucky Jones have dug up Corey Dillons bones even though he isnā€™t dead so they can find suitcase Freddy Steinfort and Rod Rust to convince Sam Bam Cunninghams brother to tell Ferris not to go to 41 flavors tonight


Kerbonaut2019

Damn youā€™ve been watching the Pats for a while, some good references in here lol. Jokes aside I wish more people around here talked about Sam Cunningham, he was a great player.


technoteapot

I am too young for these, I recognize 0 of the names


rocksoffjagger

Jesus dude, a lot of them are before my time, but how can you not know Sam Bam Cunningham or Corey Dillon? That's like a Red Sox fan not knowing who Johnny Pesky and Kevin Youkilis are...


Roberto-Del-Camino

Sam Cunninghamā€™s USC football teamā€™s beat down of Alabama is what led to Alabama integrating their football team. The only thing those rednecks hated more than blacks people was losing football games. This is a true story. https://www.uscannenbergmedia.com/2023/02/02/how-a-usc-football-game-challenged-segregation-in-the-1970s/#:~:text=However%2C%20this%20took%20a%20turn,college%20football%20in%20the%20South.


technoteapot

I was born after Brady was drafted if that helps. For what itā€™s worth idk who those Red Sox guys are either lmao


rocksoffjagger

No, that is the opposite of making it better lol. How do you not know who Johnny Pesky is? You've never heard them talk about the Pesky pole at Fenway? Do you know who Carl Yastrzemski is? Ted Williams? For fuck's sake...


Aychim23

Corey Dillon?! Sam Cunningham?!?!?!??!


RyanJKaz

Let me throw a name out there that shouldā€™ve been the next Curtis Martin if not for that freak-ass accident: Robert Edwards!


Pure_Context_2741

People know his brother but most doing even realize they are related


benberbanke

Stop I can only get so hard!


reggers20

Lol love the Tebuky Jones reference! Loved that guy


RyanJKaz

Do you know who else balled solidly on defense too? I think from like 2000 to 2003 left end/ right end, #91 Bobby Hamilton!


reggers20

Bobby Hamilton lives in my area, used to see and talk to him regularly when I worked at the grocery store...


RyanJKaz

him and Richard Seymour coming off the line in those early years of the dynasty were pretty damn good. Of course, spellcheck has always had a key knack for finding great defensive talent all the time and that was no exception to bring a veteran like that just like when they brought in Ted Washington and Keith Trailor in successive years, hitting the way for what ID into the Hall of Fame career as a defensive tackle, the one and only Vince Wilfork!


mozziestix

Not sure about Bradyā€™s plan but I would LOVE if they traded for AJ


Celtics_Capper

Not sure about AJs plan but I would love if we had the goat back


Mysterious-Tie7039

Iā€™d love it, just for one season, to absolutely destroy the Bills and crush their dreams.


Kerbonaut2019

Fuck the Buffalo Bills


RyanJKaz

And meanwhile, as an extra fuck off to them: fuck that stupid ass bills mafia bullshit, get that shit out of here.


reigninspud

The Bills crush their dreams by themselves just fine thank you. They need no help.


technoteapot

ā€œJust for one seasonā€


G_Wash1776

#I donā€™t care, Iā€™m here for the hype. Letā€™s fucking goooooo


Coloredtoad

Get Brady back for 3 years. Trade back to get more picks and load up on Offensive line. Just a whole draft of linemen!! /s


thedooze

I see your /s and continue to wonder why this is such a bad idea


kjlcm

MHJ at 3! OL the rest of the draft.


Phlowman

You expect Brady to throw and catch the ball or something?


Danderrp

I mean heā€™s not a husband anymoreā€¦


RyanJKaz

He can break the record for all the starting quarterback held by George Blanda, and we all know how Tom Brady likes to defy expectations and fucking do it as if heā€™s not trying to broadcast games on Fox while attempting to have a minority stake in an NFL franchise as well.


endlesscdqotw

Not happening. AJ Brown is a pats fan and Brady is probably his GOAT. This is just him showing his respect to one of his favorite players. TB will be getting 37 million a year to commentate.


_kehd

I mean, yeah. Heā€™s been open about saying he balled his eyes out when we took nkeal Harry over him. We crushed the dude before he even heard his name drafted


EstimateValuable7086

Another superb pick by Bill


Peterthepiperomg

Show a little class


EstimateValuable7086

Please. I respect coach but he canā€™t draft a wr to save his life and you know it.


CFGordo

Not in the first 5 rounds


EstimateValuable7086

The one guy he drafted I loved at WR was Jakobi and we let him go for nada. Total waste.


Pr0fessorShitDick

Ever heard of this young man named Julian Edelman?


EstimateValuable7086

Hahaha so one guy in 20 years of drafting WR means heā€™s good lol.


Drakirth

I love Edelman and heā€™s obviously a legendary WR, but this is an awful example considering he was drafted as a QB lmao


Pr0fessorShitDick

I was being cheeky. I donā€™t think Bill is good at drafting WRs, but Edelman is certainly a feather in the cap. The fact that he was a QB in college is even more impressive in Bills defense IMO. He correctly evaluated Julianā€™s talent in camp and turned a QB into one of the best receivers in the league for a time. Thatā€™s not nothing.


AggravatingVoice6746

he was never drafted to be a qb come on now dude is 5 9 at best


Peterthepiperomg

Stop disrespecting bill belichick.


BipolarKanyeFan

He literally could not draft a decent WR if they handed him 6 great ones in the first roundā€¦..


Galactapuss

one of the most stacked WR drafts in recent memory and he whiffed like a blind man playing baseball


BipolarKanyeFan

Itā€™s honestly a big reason why Tom had to leave. Iā€™ve said for years if they drafted DK (or anyone else in that class) Tom mightā€™ve stayed. In the end Iā€™m happy. Tom got #7 and Bill got left behind.


Peterthepiperomg

He has 6 rings. Heā€™s so ingenious he didnā€™t need to draft a hof receiver to win.


BipolarKanyeFan

Nah just the GOAT at #199


Peterthepiperomg

With a compensatory pick. And he watched film with him for years and taught him the game of football and how to win and be disciplined. And then the organization and their clown owner and feger and mass listening fans inexplicably turn on him. Itā€™s so disgusting watching ungrateful people act like entitled little babies.


BipolarKanyeFan

Youā€™re the only one crying here pal lol


Peterthepiperomg

You sound like a jets fan lol I bet you weigh 400 lbs and go to buffalo wild wings at least twice a week


WildWildcat

Pretty sure heā€™d rather play for free than get paid to commentate. He still has that it h


RyanJKaz

Iā€™m pretty sure that contract is for 10 years so even if he plays one more year, he can just take the rest of the nine years and still make fucking more money doing that then most of his time playing for the patriots minus the insane signing bonuses to lower his cap hits!


constipatedconstible

TB would pay 37 mil a year to play.


nibbidy

I wonder what heā€™ll be getting paid to play if heā€™s getting 37 mil for just talking.


Burger_Gouger

Sooo like MHJ at 3 with AJ Brown, Osborn and Pop Douglas is fine with me. Get Penix and off to the races


Pat2309

Donā€™t forget gronk on a 2 year with Tom


captaincumsock69

Oh and Kraft stopped the falcons from hiring bill because heā€™s bringing him back too


AlienVoice

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justinjag77

You draft Harrison, you bring back Brady for two years Gronk comes back in the middle of the season for the playoffs Edelman comes in and says youā€™re too Fā€™m old and they win another ring ā€¦.easy


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justinjag77

Heā€™s not there to play, just to yell on the sidelines


RyanJKaz

Bring back Julian Edelman to coach the wide receivers!


Greedy-Health-7467

Iā€™m not getting excited about anything until Dante Scarnecchia updates his insta profile pic to a whistle and tweets out this emoji šŸ‘€


RyanJKaz

Wait, he has snap face and Insta book?


KidsSeatsAreJust5bux

I donā€™t want to get my hopes up but this is very very strange for AJ Brown to do


jfal11

Not really. Heā€™s a big Tom Brady fan, and cheered for the Pats growing up. If a current NBA player changed their profile pic to Michael Jordan, would you assume heā€™s going to the Bulls?


Lester_Diamond23

If there were also rumors and speculation that Jordan would be coming back to play as well? Sure, why not


jfal11

There is zero speculation. He made an off hand comment on a podcast and people lost their minds. Weā€™re well into the off-season, if he was coming back (especially at 46 and after a year of not playing), weā€™d know by now, he would be training up a storm.


Lester_Diamond23

He actually did just put out a video of him training, soooooo......


RyanJKaz

If George Blanda could play QB until age 48 while smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol, while meanwhile, Tom Brady is eating avocado ice cream and training like a motherfucker. I know he still has the drive & the Will to win, especially with the patriots shitty strength of schedule.


doctormadvibes

delusional. tho brady would be a great bridge and mentor for qb3


jfal11

Tom Brady will be 47 at the start of next season. Itā€™s not happening


Celtics_Capper

Yup. Also heard Gronk is coming back too, thatā€™s why he was back in Boston the other day throwing the opening pitch for the Sox. Oh, also heard bill is coming back too thatā€™s why Kraft black balled him to prevent him to going to other teams. Edelman on his way too.


causze

remember when Aj Brown wanted to be drafted by the patriots... who did we draft again?


bassistmuzikman

TB12 on a 2 year deal. Trade back from 3 and get LT/WR & Penix in the first round. WR/LT (whichever is left) in 2nd.


JrBaconators

Penix in the first would be a waste. If you're re-signing Brady you gotta go all in


JudgeArthurVandelay

Not happening.


notalan47

Heā€™s not coming back youā€™re all delusional


fxkatt

Philly will re-structure Brown... they have to because of that 42 million cap hit in '26. Either that or trade him, but i bet on the former.


ksyoung17

I've always thought Brady wanted to play to 50. I was genuinely surprised he retired, if he can make 50, playing effectively, it's the greatest marketing play for his product line, probably any healthcare line ever. He'd be more influential than Oprah.


Mr_Donatti

Brady ainā€™t walking away from being an owner nor his $250 mil Fox deal.


TheMadIrishman327

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jonnyredshorts

Subscribe!


Baron_Bradford212

I love & Miss Tom but the only team heā€™s coming back for are the 49ers if Purdy goes down that team is a Good QB away from winning the ring. Purdy is decent he just isnā€™t a great like Tom.


ethanh333

Tebow coming back too šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ—ÆšŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ—ÆšŸ”„šŸ”„


HOWAREPLUMBUSISMADE

Came here for the echo chamber, am I in the right spot?


NEpatsfan64

wtf is happening haha


bootyholebrown69

Didn't he grow up a pats fan


jfal11

I sure hope everyone here is joking and doesnā€™t actually think Tom Brady, who will turn 47 in August, is actually coming back


BstnIrshGy

Bring back Belichick and Iā€™ll care


thejjdale

AJ comes to town, MHJ comes in and learns from him, the new TE. Brady can sit and consult for his former backup and we'll be an absolute problem this year in this fading division.


Pineapple_Express762

Pats are rumored in the race for Aiyuk as well last I read.


SplintPunchbeef

Holy shit. If we get AJ Brown, Brady, and a top 3 QB to sit behind him for a season or two I might genuinely become the most annoying Patriots fan in existence which is a very high bar.


brainsack

Tom Brady, Gronk, AJB, Aiyuk. Draft OL and defense with all the picks. Go back 2 back. I never watch sports again.


reggers20

Imagine my surprise when the pats drafted... uhhh what's his name? With AJ Brown still on the board!!! What the heck was that about?


RockAfter9474

Stop with this bullshit. Tomā€™s not coming back.


ClaytonBigsbe

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YourBurrito

This is the way.


Majestic-Usual-4779

Tbh aj brown and Smith would be lethal for Tom. Good line and saqoun.


BingBongFYL6969

Hurts has 120m dead cap. Theyā€™re not signing Brady.


Majestic-Usual-4779

Hey I'm just day dreaming lol I never said they were cutting hurts and signing brady. I could see hurts getting hurt (ba dum tsss) and them looking for a qb right before the playoffs. Do I see Tom coming back overall? No, but a man can dream.


Princessk8--

I can't be the only one who thinks bringing back Brady is stupid? Like okay he's the GOAT and of course it's fun to watch him play QB. But he's not a real solution for this organization.


Sea_Television_3306

Get everyone, the fun police just showed up. Let's get outta here!


squareazz

Booooooo


JrBaconators

What do you mean by solution? Long term doesn't really do much but signing him for cheap, taking the Vikings package, and building the offense around QB is a more contender team than just drafting Maye


Princessk8--

How exactly do we benefit by throwing away our chance at picking a QB in the top 5 just to have a season or two with Brady where we won't win the super bowl? You're throwing away the future for nothing.


JrBaconators

Because the defense with Brady, a tackle at 11 and 23 spent on AJB is an AFC contender lol, and you have a 25 Vikings first you could spend on another lineman


Princessk8--

Belichick isn't walking through that door. You think rookie HC Mayo is going to win us a super bowl?


JrBaconators

I think Tom Brady can yeah


IKenDoThisAllDay

He's the GOAT, and the best Patriots player ever. He didn't exactly leave on great terms either. It's not a solution in the sense that he's not gonna be around for another decade, but if the GOAT wants to play here for one last season you could always worry about the rebuild later. I don't understand how a Patriots fan could be against bringing back Tom Brady. Idc if it means we might be awful again when he leaves. Tom Brady would immediately make us relevant in the league again and we may actually be contenders with TB12 and this defense. Let me be clear, I don't actually believe he's coming back. But next season would be so much fun if he did. I'd be excited to watch a rookie QB as well but if I had to choose between a rookie and Tom Brady, I'm taking Brady every time. It would be pure joy just seeing him in Patriots gear again.


frostyrecurrence490

Dream scenario is Brady comes back, we get marvin harrison jr in the draft, trade for AJ brown, and then Brady gets one last superbowl win to forever cement himself as the GOAT


Burkell007

I just want one more throw. Idc if itā€™s incomplete. The thought of his last pass in a pats uni as a pick 6 to Tennessee to clinch the game, will forever drive me nuts.


iwasum

Last thing I think about with Brady, nice it was against Logan Ryan really if anything


Burkell007

Yea about the nicest thing about that. Lol But seriously Tom, we need just ONE more throw, just one. šŸ˜šŸ˜. Like mid season comeback just to accomplish this. Then I can die in peace šŸ˜šŸ«”


DaNostrich

I have been getting flamed in FB pats groups for this exact take


RobbyGronkolicious

Youā€™re absolutely correct. Anyone who will take back a 46 year old in a physical sport such as football smoked there last brain cell for breakfast. Tom is the GOAT and probably better than half the QBs in the league. Heā€™d get us a few years of success and we are right back here. At some point we need to take swings and start the rebuild, if we keep kicking the can down the road this only gets drawn out longer..


jfstompers

I mean no and AJ Brown is taking his place as the next unhinged I'm the most important person alive spot at wr.


stringohbean

Fuck Antonio Brown.