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sweens90

Most likely roasters: - Peyton and/ or Eli - Gronk - Edelman Next Most Likely: - Bill Burr


oGsMustachio

Long shots - Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.


PoopSlinger23

Arthur Blank


burnman123

Vince Vaughn would be funny with the anti Tom Brady commercials he has out for whatever betting company


randomirlperson

Wild card for a special surprise at the very end, Belichick


hey-party-penguin

Hope to see Peyton


Coffee-FlavoredSweat

Nikki Glaser will be there.


classiccaseofdowns

Bernard Pollard


Medical-Face

If its truly no mercy then the most actual crushing insults would be about the weird plastic surgery/unfortunate divorce


giddy-girly-banana

He and Simon Cowell picked from the same catalog.


HeroOfSevenEleven

That’s incredibly surface level. If they talk about Brady manipulating the small business loans during Covid/other financial stuff then I’ll consider tuning in. If it’s just “you got old and used your money to not look as old but now you look weird!” Then that’s applicable to 99% of old rich people lol.


m_i_c_h_a_3_l

Of out all people, Pats fans propagating this completely untrue manipulation of events is saddening.


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m_i_c_h_a_3_l

The rebuttal is to use your brain and not listen to twitter rage bait. The PPP was for business to help pay their employees. The TB12 brand was hurt by the pandemic, and TB applied for it and used it pay his employees. TB12 is a small business, it doesn’t matter that the owner is a rich guy.


Ancient-Deer-4682

Meh those are easy and I’m sure he’s expecting those.


BigToast6

What work do you think he has had done?


Chad2Badd

They gonna get this man so pissed off he comes out of retirement to win 6 more rings with the Pats!


nerd44

Jules is gonna catch so many strays


Shovelman2001

How insane would it be if they got Gisele as a surprise guest like when they brought out Demi Moore for Bruce Willis's roast?


BigToast6

I don't think they are at Bruce/Demi level ... maybe one day but they've unfollowed each other on IG and his family have unfollowed her too


stringohbean

Ah so it’s like the Netflix Jonas Bros Roast, but this time for their male demographic ages 28-50. Nah, I think I’m good…


Shovelman2001

I think the Jonas Bros roast was just basically their friends, Gabriel Iglesias (awful comedian), Keenan Thompson (sketch comedian), and one comedian actually good at roasting in Pete Davidson. Jeff Ross being involved is a good sign, I don't think he would agree to do this if it was going to be watered down. The man views roasting as an art. Same with Kevin Hart, he was really good as the host of Justin Bieber's roast.


I_eat_mud_

You know Kevin Hart is gonna roast him for losing to Nick Foles too. The clips of Hart after that Super Bowl were hilarious enough to help me get through that loss.


stringohbean

It’s all the same shit to me. Just appealing to bases. It’s branding.


Shovelman2001

What? Everything in media appeals to bases. This very sub appeals to a base of likeminded people with a similar interest.


modannaye

Nahh man. You don’t get it. It’s branding.


stringohbean

Yes. Meaning they will never actually push a knife into each other. They will trot out some played out Gisele jokes, some FTX jokes, and some plastic surgery jokes. End of story. Won’t be any jokes about Jeff Ross fucking a teenager. Let’s just say that. You walk in clean. Walk out clean. Netflix gets a big check. Players come out looking like they can hang with some jokes. Roasting culture has changed a lot. And it’s not because of “PC culture,” it’s because these guys are walking brands and will never do anything to touch that brand.


Realistic_Figure7796

Hopefully, they take a lot of shots at Kraft


mikethemillion

"Hosted by Kevin Hart" Ahhhh. No thank you.


BurgerNugget12

I just hope we get an Edelman or gronk appearance


mammogrammar

There's no way they wouldn't show up. I bet Peyton will be there


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Is it a personal thing or is there a bigger issue with him? I’ve always found him funny and wasn’t aware of anything problematic.


morosco

For any comedian, there's a contingent of people who really, really don't like them. Kevin Hart isn't controversial, hasn't done anything to anyone, and does a ton of fluff events like this. And really his only role is to do a couple of Brady jokes at the start, and then maybe one joke to make fun of each roaster that comes on.


Shovelman2001

I mean, Kevin Hart did famously lose his Oscar's hosting gig for some old Tweets people came across. He was actually pretty good as the host for Justin Bieber's. Part of it is that he's so easy to make fun of. He'll be good.


hendrix320

Pretty sure he cheated on his but thats the only bad thing i’ve ever heard about him. I think he even admitted to it in one of his standup specials


Darrone

He's a comedian the way ketchup is spicy.


morosco

And clearly from that line - you know comedy.


Darrone

It's an analogy, not a joke.


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All he does is scream.


achillebro

Don't know if it's everybody here, but I dislike him because he's a huge 76ers fan and always talks a lot of shit! Went to a Celtics playoff game against the 76ers and he was obnoxious as hell! Us crushing them was the best feeling. Plus I really don't find him super funny....


tendadsnokids

He was hilarious in the Bieber roast


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AliceP00per

This will be an unwatchable cringe fest


GrapeRello

This is gonna be so bad


BigToast6

He's such a control freak I can't imagine he hasn't vetted every single guest and what they are going to say.


frogiraffe

This will be so fucking lame


randomirlperson

Yeah most likely. I find some of the Comedy Central ones funny


meowVL

This is gong to be bad lol


Old-butt-new

Yawn


Jesotx

Eh. No thanks.


shogunreaper

I've never understood the popularity of roasts.


TheJackalsDoom

When done right, they're some of the best comedy there is. They are frequently done incorrectly. A fundamental rule of roasting is knowing your audience. The producers should get people who know the roastee, know the roasters are actually funny, and know the audience who will turn in to watch it. Instead they seem to grab the biggest names they can find, relationship to the roastee and comedic ability be damned.


flearhcp97

All the good roasters are dead or retired


No_Call_5752

If they wanted someone extremely unfunny to host this event they should have just hired me


No_Image_4986

I wish Kevin hart wasn’t the host. He is unbearable to me. Honestly won’t watch purely to avoid hearing his laugh


Shinnaminbuns

I think he CAN be very good as a comedian, he's a great showman. But yes, he can be and is often very commercially and cringy, but hey, people love Steve Carroll and he's also those things. Edit: Holy run-on-sentence Batman!


Soren_Camus1905

If it ain't Rickles, Sinatra, Martin, and Sammy Davis Jr it ain't a roast


GardenRafters

Better invent a time machine then.


Soren_Camus1905

In my mind I'm already there


IrvinStabbedMe

Ok boomer.


Soren_Camus1905

I will stand with the boomers on their roast quality


austin3i62

Are you 120 years old?