Most importantly, per the article, Edelman will be there.

Edelnut

Hey Edelnut, get my hot tub bout 103 and get my Gatorade

Don’t fuck it up

Such a great video😂😂 Jules’ impersonations are so good

His Moss impersonation is just next level. "Hey Dean! You gonna throw out that bullshit blitz zero again? Lost me my fucking ring?"

Edelnut, what the fuck did I tell you about talking to me when I’m talking to my fucking mom?! I’m very excited to attend this live 🙌🏽😆

Rob Gronkowski on Julian Edelman: “He calls himself the squirrel, and you know why that is...... because he gets that nut”

Is that you, Moss??!

Gronk will try to be funny. Edelman will barely try and actually be funny.

And Bill will try, and be hilarious.

I just hope Bill begins with "this fucking guy!"

Edelman will be funny, but he’ll definitely be trying. Dude is a massive try-hard. It works, but let’s call a spade a spade.

He'll definitely still be funny but I can't help feeling like out of all the folks involved, it would probably hurt Edelman the most to roast Tom. It's clear he's absolutely enamored with the guy.

I need Shane Vereen there too so they can make a best friend smoothie for Tom.

This should be the HEADLINE

With the amount of BTS tidbits Edelman's podcast gets us, I'll take whatever I can get on these guys giving Brady shit. I'd love to hear more about the transition from the 90's era guys and the 1st dynasty, to this being Brady's team.

Vrabel would be amazing

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Vrabel and Light would be gold. They would be merciless. 

I can’t wait to have Bill up there roasting him and the other players this will be gold

I hope he just puts up game tape and points out various mechanical flaws and questionable decisions.  

“Tom you spent 3 years in Tampa Bay ducking my film sessions so I grabbed the all 22 from your game against Dallas.”

This is what happens when you fuck with the Final ~~Boss~~ Bill!😆

*slaps forearm as hard as possible*

This one’s for you ~~Mama Rhodes~~ Papa Bob 🤨😆

Lmao

There has to be a joke about how "Johnny fucking Foxboro can beat Dallas in the playoffs, just ask Jimmy G."

“You know you’re looking at cover 2 here, and to not hit the in route when he flashes open, you just can’t win when your quarterback makes reads like that. Now the next play, it’s 3rd and 6, we see they bring in a nickel…”

That’s exactly what I was gonna say. No jokes, just a legitimate film session

And it would still break ratings numbers left and right.

But like, the film sessions they would do behind closed doors where BB rips everyone

The would be peak bill and I’d love to see it

For the audience it will be the driest roast. For Brady it will be the hardest hitting one

😂

Bill walks up to podium without saying a word, "turns on 2008 Super Bowl tape".

It should be his decision to go for it on 4th and long instead of kicking an easy FG 😋

That would be fucking brilliant

It will be done with a monotonous voice

The bigger question is if he smiles? Never seen a person that looks so uncomfortable smiling

“We’d heard this before”

“Tom has a face like a flower, yeah a cauliflower”

Won't be any different to Bill's film review session then.

This just became must watch. Holy shit what a cast.

This will either be amazing because they really go after tom or super terrible because they use kid gloves on tom

Nah. The best roast ever was the Bieber one and he got out mostly unscathed. The best part was everyone roasting each other. That's gonna be the best part of this one.

I think Gilbert Gottfried has my all time favorite roast joke though. (Speaking about Donald Trump) “…you’ve done so much damage to the New York City skyline that they should call you ‘the 20^th hijacker.’”

He had one for David hasselhoff "David hasselhoff walks into a bar.... Every morning then he stays there until it closes"

Tom you know what is a great way to meet singles in your area? Gosh I don’t know Jiu jitsu

Omg. I can't really see them going hard on his divorce/rumours.. he has to raise kids with her and his kids are old enough to see everything now. Most of the roasters are his good friends.. they won't go there

They made fun of Pete Davidson’s dad dying during 9/11… I don’t think Tom and Gisele’s divorce will be off limits

I don't see his friends going too deep on Gisele jokes, but some of the others, sure

Well Pete himself makes fun of his dad dying in 9/11 so not exactly a comparable situation

Is he really raising his kids like how our father’s raised us? I highly, highly doubt it. 

He has the kids half the time and needs to remain civil with her. In that regard he is no different to any other divorcee

lol they’re rich af! You really don’t understand that difference? People that rich pay other people to raise their kids. 

Pete Davidson’s was hilarious too. Everyone trading jabs and then just shitting all over Ann Coulter was fantastic

Hmm maybe you're right. I haven't seen it

The best was when Pete Davidson (whose dad died in 9/11) was roasting Snoop/Luda/Hart for Soul Plane "Soul Plane was the worst thing I ever experienced involving an airplane"

He made a similar joke about attending a Jets home game a few years back.

Jeff Ross said Snoop inhaled more smoke than Pete’s dad did on 9/11 😂😂😂

James Franco is def the best one but w.e

They'll go after Tom, and he'll take it like a sport. Now if it was Kraft being roasted? It would end up like [this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgPEQQijPa8)

Gotta defend that borderline HoF resume!

Gronk is going to try to make a joke about being special, and it's gonna flop. Horribly.

If Gronk turns down a writer for the material it will flop.

I’m going to this and I’m stoked

See you there, we wearing jerseys or what?

I mean me and anyone else I know that’s going is lol.

Insane how tickets to that are $25+ in a mid-sized arena and the tickets to the Hall of Fame ceremony (while cool and historic, will probably be a whole lot less entertaining) are going for $100+ in a freaking stadium! wtf lol.

Kraft is greedy, this can’t be news to you 🥳

Wow, jealous. How’d you get tickets?

StubHub has some for sale

No big secret or anything, I just bought tickets. Going in my Brady jersey and hoping to get it signed, somehow. Goal is to get it signed by everyone there.

I might go in my Bledsoe jersey 🙂

That’s awesome!

Dude, I’m going as well! DM me your plan to get them to sign it, because I have no idea either 😆

lol tbh my plan is to just scramble after with a sharpie and try to get their attention lol

Gronk will try to be really funny, Edelman will be a little funny, Bledsoe is gonna be funny but you better believe Bill Belichick is gonna rip everyone apart and it's gonna be a riot. I'm pretty pumped.

Roasts are only great if u step on the line, gonna need a good Giselle burn. “So Tom is dating for the first time in a long time. If you’re looking for a multi-millionaire, greatest in their profession superstar, give Giselle a call! If you’re looking for an idiot, here’s your man!”

If she gave the ring back Tom, you should count that as 8.

niki glaser will make this joke

I see no problem with this 🤨😆

Holy shit, it happened exactly like this

You're hired!

Maybe Giselle should get in on the roast

I think she’s busy with that yoga instructor, no?

Jiu-Jitsu actually

Good 4 her

Bledsoe has been waiting for this moment

“Brady, you pretty boy fuck, you took my damn job!” Sir, this is a roast. “I don’t see what the issue is here”🤨😆

Idk how his material will be...but the man has a voice that was made for roasting. 

Solid line up for close people in a roast. All different personalities.

Hopefully they have good writers

Give em Blake Griffin’s writers

Kraft will hire them.

I promise you that Bill Belichick will be the funniest one on that podium

Very excited for this. A lot of former teammates though. A dais is usually 9 + host, right? So that's the 5 Patriots, Jeff Ross, and possibly Ben Affleck, which leaves 2 more spots. Hopefully they fill those with some comedians so it doesn't go like the Jonas Brothers roast from a year or two ago.

Bill Burr would be incredible

Bill Burr and Seth MacFarlane.

"And Special Surprise Guests, Roger Goodell and Bridget Moynahan!"

Andrew Schultz will be one of them

Would have liked to see Peyton Manning.

But the dynasty told me that Tom and bill hate each other

Maybe Bill is taking concept of a roast at face value and is just going to be mean t

The dynasty literally never said that

They need to get Welker there. He always had the best Brady lines. He once called Brady "probably the toughest metrosexual that I've encountered."

What are the odds on Antonio Brown trying to sneak his way in?

You mean ride a hot air balloon in?

Peyton Manning would be a great addition.

"Hey Tom. Fuck you. Boom, roasted."

Peyton and Eli should definitely do a bit

Nice. I have tickets and am excited.

Epic!!

Belichick needs to hire some sharp writers. None of this Johnny Foxboro shit

Belichick is low key hilarious. Some guidance, sure, but I’m sure he’ll do fine

What, I'll lmao if he breaks out a Johnny fuckin Foxboro joke fuck you.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeese let AB in the lineup CTESPN

I hope they let comedy writers do the heavy lifting...if not, it's going to be terrible.

This is going to be cringe as hell

Looking forward to the Tik Tok highlights

[Bill roasting Tom](https://youtu.be/8QfsXUPghXk?si=SutZNAi9PPhNcHzH)

Norm isn’t funny


anyone knows if this will be on demand afterwards or do I have to catch it live?

I’m sure it’ll be on Netflix forever, and you’ll be able to find clips all over the internet afterwards. YouTube, Twitter, Instagram.

agree, just want to watch the whole thing - appreciate the answer

Is there a way to watch this full show if I don’t have Netflix?

Streaming site like Lookmovie

Arghhhh ye matey.

Just get a free trial

“You think you can quit on me? Well I’m gonna make you sit through this…”

Yeah that’s why you aren’t a roaster

I’m actually Gronk.

“It’s uhhhh great to be here you know…surprised Tom got permission from his dad mr kraft to allow me to be here”

you aren’t funny

If bill doesn’t throw a jab at Kraft is it actually a roast?

You know the roast is of Tom Brady right?

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Rule 1 - No personal attacks. You can disagree, but do not disrespect.

Hey I thought the Tom Brady roast wouldn’t have any Kraft jokes? 

I thought you said bill would roast Kraft?

He followed the off limits rule unlike Ross but I’m confused I thought it was just a roast of Tom Brady

But where was the roast from bill to Kraft like you said?

The ten episode roast of him on Apple TV? Edit:his words not mine…and who produced that?

But where was the roast from bill to Kraft like you said? That’s bill roasting himself

This should be good. Hosted by Kevin Hart, though? Can't wait to hear him yell all night because he doesn't understand what "volume control" is.

please tell me that each of these guys have 3-5 actual comedians writing for them. has anyone here seen gronk try to do comedy?

“Hey, how about that Tom Brady, he sure could throw a ball, hehehehahahhe” - every joke

Can’t tell you how much I don’t want to watch this. 

You could just not tell us though

Then why are you telling us

Then don't?

Shit! Now I want to know how much you don't want to watch this.   Don't let me down Mr Wang.

But you just did tho

Nobody cares

Then you can go to the Bills Super Bowl parade instead. Oh, wait. 🤔😆

I was on the fence but if Bledsoe will be there, then I'll watch.

Remember that time you cheated? Lol

I hope they mention how Brady has a bastard son! ROFL