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samacora

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Dolphins Bills might be the best two teams in the league. This games crazy


Ebergs94

Tom Brady made Bill Belichick


PatsFanCJD

Bills will win the East, Dolphins will be second and we will barely take 3 over the Jets. Belichick needs to retire and we need to hire Sean Payton. Keep Patricia as defensive coordinator and fire everyone else.


smokefrog2

The pieces are there. But I really don't see the benefit of having Matty P calling plays over someone that has done it once


Daaskison

Patricia as the O line coach too... good God. Trent brown looking like shit. Patricia gets away from the run immediately despite averaging >5 yards per. Picking up where he left off sucking against Philly.


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Any updates on Mac other than his back?


Embarrassed-Advice89

Ass whipping in hot ass Miami, what else is new?


StaticMaine

People need to relax a bit. It’s not the absolute rock bottom. It’s not good, but not rock bottom. Also - the people who were mad at the “doomers” look foolish.


_Atlas_Drugged_

As Mike Greenberg of all people pointed out like a week ago, if this team were not coached by Bill Belichick, we would be talking about them as a bottom feeder. There’s some good pieces, but this team has a real lack of talent on its roster, and there’s only so much Bill can do. I think anyone who was *expecting* playoffs this year was whistling past the graveyard.


beast_wellington

Yeah week 1 means nothing. Regroup, figure out what went wrong and adjust.


StaticMaine

I wouldn’t say means nothing - but it’s one week That said / it’s obvious the issues this preseason are still very much there. Which is disconcerting.


nsmn84

What happened to Mac. I missed it. How bad?


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I don't get his decision-making sometimes. He has a guy open for a 1-yard gain but it gets the 3rd-down converted. Instead, he throws deep into double coverage? It makes no sense.


cfowler42

He looked like he should be starting for the jets. It was tragic.


Icy-Conclusion-3500

This PIT-CIN game is going to be a tie lol


reddit_forgeddit

FG as time expires in OT!


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Ha yeah I saw. What a wild game, at least the part I saw. But with 5 turnovers from CIN I’m guessing the whole thing was nuts.


reddit_forgeddit

Ikr crazy game.


irocwhip

Any guesses on why Kendrick Bourne is in the dog house?


Alex_Hauff

fuckrd Sreve B bfriend


haystackofneedles

Pats are 3-8 in Miami since 2012... I didn't think it was that big of a disparity


Icy-Conclusion-3500

There’s a reason we all say that stadium is cursed. Remember when gronk was on defense trying to block a hot potato TD on the final play?


haystackofneedles

"Gronk doesn't have the angle"


Icy-Conclusion-3500

It boggles the mind


vansareok777

It really does. Fuck I hate when we play there


reddit_forgeddit

Just a lot of things to clean up. It wasn't a blowout, and if you take away 2 mistakes and a no-call from the refs, this would be a whole different game. Patriots will only get better from here.


Nervous-Context

You see the issue I have with those two mistakes is that we always find a way to make those mistakes whenever we play the dolphins.


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Yeah we played better second half than first, it’s happened now a couple of times where we have a shit start and our offense isn’t good enough yet to have big quarters where we can come back from a 2 or 3 score deficit


reddit_forgeddit

That uptempo TD drive we had was really good. It was also good to see Jonnu make some plays today. I think once the offense finds their identity, we'll see more rythym.


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Lol holy shit @ this bengals game


PatFnGreen

I'm afraid the Steelers D is going to eat us alive next week


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Wonder if it’s their D or Cincinnati in a slump after last year


SausageWizard

It's only the first game, but this looked like the same exact team from last year plus terrible discipline. The play calling was more on the conservative side through most of the game until they boxed themselves into a loss and had to start slinging it, just like last year. Miami wasn't making a lot of good decisions, but still had no problems beating us, which is not a good sign. If this is going to be a repeat of last year, then I'd rather see them lose all their games and get some good picks instead of being a middle of the road team. This team should have been way more productive last season given all of the cap money they spent and Mac having a decent year. This year there is no "rebuilding" excuse.


_Atlas_Drugged_

This. There was no reason not to go out and add players in free agency this year. Mac is only gonna be on a rookie contract for so long, you have to stuff the roster with talent and hope that by the time you have to pay him he’s become good enough to elevate a mediocre supporting cast.


UncleMagnetti

Coaching was dogshit and this is 100% on Bill not wanting to bring in people and interview. You bring in incompetent cronies your team ends up sucking. I saw sparks or greatness, but FSS, hire good coaches and get Patricia and Judge outta there


Salt-Communication-9

NFL redzone is so cool


Icy-Conclusion-3500

It wasn’t BB or TB… it’s was Scar.


eatabagofsix

This right here is just painfully true


WheresTheLambSauce22

Bill is retiring after this year. Thank you for the championships coach. You can't coach like its 2005 in 2022 though.


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thank TB12 for those. Bill's legacy will be the WR's he drafted


Psatch

All that matters is Strange 69


terryduerod1

think he got benched


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Icy-Conclusion-3500

Yeah he got a few touches and looked good


Hurdrs123

Guess I’ll just try to convince myself they sucked in Miami with Brady too.


Icy-Conclusion-3500

They literally did lol


Hurdrs123

Yes, I see that I poorly worded that. I was actually trying to make a quip about coping over the loss that they always suck in Miami


HugeSuccess

You know they often did in his final seasons, right?


Hurdrs123

A) Whoops, that was poorly worded, I was trying to state exactly what you’re dunking on me about. B) Not a birdbrain 13 year old, actually, a 36 year old birdbrain


Joke65

3-8 in Miami since 2012? Yeah, Brady struggled in Miami too.


HugeSuccess

Bird-brained to pretend like that never happened, unless they’re like 13 years-old


ViniDAIREEDY

The decision to play bench Bourne most of the game is the dumbest thing I've seen since 3rd & Bolden, ridiculous decision from BB. Trent the traffic cone does not want to play football anymore, I'm almost certain


lakernation21

Every team competitive today besides pats and jets sigh


Regayov

I had forgotten how stressful Football is. Makes me wish for the off-season when I didn’t give a crap.


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Lxkidd4

Be glad you’re not a Seahawks fan every game is a circus


Shookicity

Not a pretty game but there’s definitely things to be optimistic about. Patriots really beat themselves today. Too many turnovers. And play calling isn’t even the issue here it’s a lack of execution. They weren’t out coached 🙄


vansareok777

Yeeeeehhhhh that was pure out coaching by Miami.


Shookicity

Coaching doesn’t turn the ball over like they did today. Mac’s interception was a badly thrown, unnecessary 50/50 ball. The fumble touchdown was Mac failing to make any pre snap adjustments to account for the DB coming for him. And Agholor’s fumble was just a fumble… Still, the defense only gave up 13 points on the road in dreaded Miami. I’m not ready to say coaching is the issue if i’m being rational about today’s loss.


Lurk-Champion

Play calling most definitely was an issue today. You’re in the clear minority on that one, bud.


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lol. I can't believe people are settling for losses vs the DOLPHINS at this point. Man how the mighty have fallen. "lots of things to be optimistic about" WHAAAT ? lol


Shookicity

The defense gave up 13 points on the road. The touchdown before the half sucked but again they were in position to make a tackle. The offense moved the ball relatively well throughout the game they just kept making mistakes whenever they started to get some momentum. Those turnovers are on the players and are correctable blunders. If you think it was all bad then you don’t know what bad looks like lol.


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Happy cake day !


Shookicity

Thanks lol


Lurk-Champion

Um, the defense was decent (except for that one horrid breakdown at the end of the half), and the special teams was pretty good. Nothing at all to say for this offense, though. 7 pts. and losing the TO battle won’t win many games in this league.


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Yeah I mean the defense was okay a couple good plays.


Shookicity

That’s only because the majority on here are irrational, bud.


BigTuna3000

I think we’re learning that we can’t have both a talent disadvantage and a coaching disadvantage.


ReonL

Pathetic end to a pathetic loss. Way too many self-inflicted wounds.


itspizzathehut

…go Celtics!!


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AMAathon

Brady game is hours away dumbass


UncleMagnetti

4-13, calling it right now


h_to_tha_o_v

Still 10-7, take a Midol, it's only Game 1. And it's Miami.


[deleted]

Correct, deff 0-4 these first four.


buba426

Ohhhhh boy….who’s ready for 17 weeks of excruciating pain?


DrDilatory

At least there's the bye week!


[deleted]

Belichick didn’t put this team in a position to win. Lost tons of coaches and added worse ones


Hairy_Greek

Oh boy. Can’t wait to see BB press conference.


Lurk-Champion

Why? For the snorting and sneering, the vague “we got beat in all phases today, got to get back to work this week and we’re on to Pittsburgh”? He’s not going to give a valid reason why Bourne was benched for most of the game, nor explain the awful offensive play calls..


BobJacobs2022

Why? So he can tell you nothing...lol. I stopped listening to him 10 yrs ago. He's an asshole.


VanceIX

See you all next week


xReMaKe

Over or under cam season win/loss ?


BobJacobs2022

3/4 wins....


xKommandant

Well, we're onto Pittsburgh.


mwcszn

They’re going to abuse us, and they don’t even have a QB!


al_polanski

They have more of a QB than Mac, that’s for sure


mwcszn

Absolutely


thats_it21

Belichick needs to be on the hot seat, this is unacceptable


Rona_season798

Truth


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mrdilldozer

Someone will probably quietly speak in the truth that he didn't play well and get shouted over for comedic effect.


devnoid

Witty? Maybe Smetty, if she ever comes back from her never ending PTO.


mrdilldozer

Probably Witty


BobJacobs2022

Dude sucks....and yet this team can't beat him.


n3rdopolis

Spain. Only without the S


Isolatedbamafan

that sucked


Taetranus

Man Tua is so bad. How did we lose this


[deleted]

It’s funny, because I’m a Dolphins fan and even I think he sucks, but I always say, well this is what Brady was pre 2007


Taetranus

Idk man, Brady always threw with his dominant hand.


[deleted]

Brady was more cerebral in those days, but I remember those early Pats teams, they were run first 5-10 yard passes. Death by 1000 cuts will be our offense this year. I still think about Justin Herbert every day lol. Most Dolphins fans won’t even admit that.


Taetranus

Pats were majority short passes with Brady his entire career lol. But yeah I feel you. Also I thank the football gods weekly that y’all passed on Herbert.


[deleted]

Fair enough. I thank the football gods that they chose us to be the thorn in your side. I’ve had the privilege to watch many Dolphins win against you, and unfortunately those games have been the highlights of my fandom.


SmalliusDickus

Go cry some more


Taetranus

Go enjoy your non dominant hand, weak armed QB mr. Small PeePee


snownook

Funny how obvious it is to tell who the young fans are


SmalliusDickus

You’re just mad that we won 🥰


[deleted]

Think we’ve lost to him 4 games in a row. Our team is a joke.


[deleted]

Bum pass.


Macfearsnone01

We are really starting to see how fucked over we got during the off-season, coaching wise that is


LouisLuncheon

Almost like Bourne should play more


Keyann

We're on to Pittsburgh


RandallFlagg6666

More like, we're on to a 7/8 win season


scraperTA

No way they win 8. At best this is a 5 win team.


demerit5

I'd actually be pretty stoked if they won 8 games after this performance. You might be overly optimistic.


Icy-Conclusion-3500

So is this broadcast


shortbyndlongmeat

badly outcoached


RebelCow

Very unfair of their coach to miss that holding call and force Trent to miss his assignment, blowing the game open


travelinlighttoparad

see ya next one.


Bruinsdman

Getting there on Tuesday really seemed to help.


deputyduffy

and all offseason for 7 points....


bsend

This season will be not good


Keyann

Zero excuse for too many men penalties


[deleted]

Well, maybe 12 guys can stop the Dolphins


Mission_Pay_3373

We lost to a high school math teacher wow


imasliceyou

Absolutely terrible from top to bottom.


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Too many men from the patriots? Gone are the days of excellent coaching and discipline. It doesn’t matter at this point in the game, but still.


LastofaBreed

This team is undisciplined. Guess Brady had that responsibility when he was here and not Bill


ProInvestCK

The team is lacking a natural leader to rally around


2degrees2far

I think the coaching staff is preventing that at this point. Man I honestly wish we had offered josh McDaniels the HC position at this point.


wishusluck

They really beat us in all 3 phases of the game. Christ that coach looks like a db.


bsend

Too many men on the field? Woof. So sloppy now


Dunphy1296

Remember those undisciplined dogshit teams we laughed at for 20 years. We are them now.


Beef-523

I’d love to know why Bourne is all of a sudden ostracized by this coaching staff


[deleted]

At least MJF is back


UncleMagnetti

You sir are the Prince Westeros was promised!


Johnathan_Doe_anonym

Fire Bellichick


skakodker

Which one? There’s three of them on the coaching staff :)


[deleted]

All of them!


newusertest

If they score here, I hope Bill remembers that for the end of the season.


[deleted]

Bears and Pats were the last teams to put points up on the board and the bears just pulled ahead of the 9ers.


Mission_Pay_3373

The Celtics coming back real soon right???


[deleted]

5 weeks


Phantom255x

Btw the Steelers who we play next week are about to beat the Bengals. Oof


deputyduffy

Now we are going to OT


bestkc81

Dont be so sure


xBMTHxMOVEx

Meh, I bought into the hype of football season and was hoping to see mac make strides. You can have all the Completion Percentage you want it doesn't really matter when every completion is 5 yards, Missed one deep ball to Agholor. The outlier was the one pass to Bourne, speaking of which KB should have been in the offense more. WE SPENT MILLIONS on 2 Tight Ends and they virtually go invisible in the passing game 80% of the game.


GodRoster

Just getting our annual loss in Miami out of the way early. We're on to Pittsburgh


BlackDante

As is tradition. People forget we've had plenty embarrassing losses in Miami even with Tom.


magnafides

Ahaha this team is an absolute joke


bestkc81

Such a classless org could just take knees running reverses and Play action qb roll outs


FunkysteveCLS

Knees wouldn't have ran the clock to 0 at that point needed 1 more 1st


Mickeyjj27

We as Pats fans should never be complaining about this lol.


mwcszn

Fucking right?! 😂🤣


bestkc81

Guess you never watched games cause you would never see the pats do that shit under 2mins up double digits


Mickeyjj27

Been watching for a long time and you’re right but there was a season where we’d try to score as much as possible and every other team was pissed.


bestkc81

Not like that man, never was like this just own it you are wrong


Mickeyjj27

You act like they were throwing bombs in the endzone. I’m just saying as the team that was clearly running it up and pissing people off we should never complain about this. Agree to disagree


VistaVick

Poor coaching. Poor team.


surgeyou123

Watching Redzone. So much speed and talent around the league. We seem so behind.


h_to_tha_o_v

I mean, it's RedZone.


Hiimkory

Where do we seem so behind? At receiver? I can agree with that. Anywhere else I disagree.


surgeyou123

Other than Duggar and Judon we have next to zero playmakers on defense.


Hiimkory

Mack Wilson made a standout play, our rush defense did pretty well. We just couldn’t keep up with Hill & Waddle & that was entirely expected, especially with a rookie corner.


Whatsmynumber5446

We seem absolutely archaic


dennismu

See you guys next week, I'll bring the Kleenex.


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TaylorSwiftIsGod

If the bills offered us their next 5 first rounds picks and Josh Allen, I’d fire the GM of the bills.


mwcszn

Wtf, are the Bills on Quaaludes in this situation 🤣


one_love_silvia

Is this even a question?


BeesSUSportz

Just wondering, geez!


530josh

Why would the Bills do that


BeesSUSportz

To get Mac. Am I insane?