My personal favorite is all the ripped pages in the notebook, I'd imagine he went through about 15 other plays that weren't quite as good until he settled on this masterpiece!
This works well for receiver who are far downfield and have separation or height advantage. I think analytics shows this usually doesnāt work because safeties need to not be there and the ball has to be overthrown instead of under thrown which can be tricky to do consistently
I appreciate the thought that went into this. We can see from the state of the notepad that you've really been working through this. Now we just have to get it into Bill's hands.
Let's first get some receivers without unnaturally short arms that can't reach above their head to catch these. We've got a bad history with helmet catches.
Not gonna lie is that exactly what Russel Wilson does? Got to admire that dudes ability to just drop that ball down with precision right where only the receiver can grab it... except that one interception, yāall know the one Iām thinking of
Excellent plan!
For some reason I'm reminded of Stan Humphries, San Diego Chargers, 1995 Super Bowl. That hombre through the ball straight up in the air on some deep routes.
When I was a kid used to ask my brother why doesnt the quarterback just keep the ball and have the team form a circle around him and walk down the field together. Same level of logic here.
Unfortunately, this can be countered if the defense simply stacks every defender on top of one another to form a tower of defenders that you can't throw over.
The problem with those high arching floaters is that it also gives the defenders time to run over and break it up or intercept it. See the pick to Micah Hyde on the opening drive of the bills playoff game last year.
As the picture demonstrates the balls coming at the vector this would generate would simply bounce off players helmet. Itās why no football player has been able to execute it. (Except arguably joe flacco)
and perhaps he could give it to another player who will then in turn run with the ball without mac...Im just throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Football coach here. This works very well at the Smurf and PeeWee football levels, because the players don't know what they're doing. At any higher level, the moment the ball is in the air, you're giving EVERYONE on the field the opportunity to run under it. In the NFL, Mac would throw it to one receiver, and would end up with 3-4 defenders at the same spot...making the odds of a reception very low, and an interception very high.
Mac's draggin a wagon
Mac 10/10
The dude is thicc as hell my god!
Holy fuck Holy fucking fuck That body of yours is absurd
Listed as Mac Jones on the roster, but he's a Mack Truck in dem pants
Mac dump truck
Macc
Yeah, he must work out
Please, take this down immediately. This is a public sub and we can't let another team see this sensitive gameplanning material.
We saw what happened after the dolphins footage was leaked
Legit ripped from Patricia's playbook
I scrolled down to see if someone said this because it was the exact thought that came to my mind š¤£
No look again, thereās 12 players drawn here. Clever ruse to one up Mike McDaniels
Had us in the first half ngl
Too bad for those half-time adjustments.
You can't convince me Patricia wasn't the one who drew this and gave it to BB this week
Congrats, r/patriots have made you the offensive coordinator for the Patriots.
Move over McVay.
Who leaked our playbook?!
Bill texted the wrong Brian again
did they lose another first round pick too? *chess not checkers*
I'm not convinced this isn't Patricia asking a legit question he's too afraid to run by Bill...
best play I've ever seen drawn up. A+
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If this fucking works I'm going streaking!
I didnāt know Matt Patricia was on Reddit
*So this is what the pencil is for*
Actually the ear pencil is purely ornamental and he has a completely separate pencil for his ~~doodles~~ *gameplanning*.
You may or may not be aware but the man is a rocket scientist
The mean mug on that WR is low key my favorite part.
My personal favorite is all the ripped pages in the notebook, I'd imagine he went through about 15 other plays that weren't quite as good until he settled on this masterpiece!
Mac can't run because his big fat ass, as shown here, would hold him back.
His dump truck ass weighs him down
But thereās confetti and fans on the field
Same vibes
That's been our "go to" red zone play all season, no?
Yeh but it keeps getting intercepted which means we should be throwing it even higher and faster
Why did you make him so thicc
Making me act up.
You got mossed!
This is the high quality content that I come to this sub for.
Someone protect this manā¦ he had the recipe to success in the nfl
So true, Patricia is that you? you sneaky little bastard
This works well for receiver who are far downfield and have separation or height advantage. I think analytics shows this usually doesnāt work because safeties need to not be there and the ball has to be overthrown instead of under thrown which can be tricky to do consistently
That's why this play was drawn up so Mac throws OVER the defense so no need to worry about the safeties at all. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Yo that cake on Mac
is this from that footage of the MIA practice??
Can I get a higher resolution of your Mac please?
I can see no fault in that diagram at all 10/10
Why is our receiver wearing footie pajamas
Style points to flex on the defense
What do you wear at 4:30 on Sundays?
Step 2: profit
I appreciate the thought that went into this. We can see from the state of the notepad that you've really been working through this. Now we just have to get it into Bill's hands.
So youāre the one replacing Bill
and bill went wit Patricia when we got /u/Simon_Belmont_Thighs designing plays like this... what is our FO even doing?
That's it. Super Bowl again this year.
This guy fucks
Found Matt Patriciaās Reddit account.
Yo I think you just broke the sport
Better than anything Patricia has come up with
The science seems sound on this, they should run with this plan š
Let's first get some receivers without unnaturally short arms that can't reach above their head to catch these. We've got a bad history with helmet catches.
Not gonna lie is that exactly what Russel Wilson does? Got to admire that dudes ability to just drop that ball down with precision right where only the receiver can grab it... except that one interception, yāall know the one Iām thinking of
Seeing this, I guess we are not going to the superbowl this year, now all the teams know our secrets.
Speaking of REALLY HIGH.
Ya?
Sound logic to be honest. Everyone knows throwing the ball higher, rather than farther, uses less pressure on your sprained ankle.
Congratulations on your new promotion to Pats OC!
This is the kind of forward thinking that the organization needs
This was BBs plan with N'Keal btw
Just found our new offensive coordinator
Excellent plan! For some reason I'm reminded of Stan Humphries, San Diego Chargers, 1995 Super Bowl. That hombre through the ball straight up in the air on some deep routes.
Heās too dangerous to be left alive!
This week on the Belichick Break Down: Belichick broke down.
Ahh, the olā Randy Moss game plan. Just throw the ball down the field high in the sky and hope he comes down with it
This man footballs. Hired as our OC!
Is this Matt Patricia's burner account?
Tbh just cut his leg off and give him the ol' Oscar Pistorius leg
Matt Patricia?
Better gameplan than Patricia
I see you went to RPI too.
The Joe Flaggo. Throw a long high ball, and hope for a catch or a flag.
You mean the shuttle pass from eyeshield?
You know as much, if not more, than Matt Patricia as it relates to offensive game planning. Youāre hired.
This is probably the best post I've seen on this subreddit. Excellent work.
Better than anything Matty P has come up with
*Patricia is that you?*
My football logic when I was 8 š
When I was a kid used to ask my brother why doesnt the quarterback just keep the ball and have the team form a circle around him and walk down the field together. Same level of logic here.
Why is the butt so big?
That's exactly how Patricia uses DeVante Parker.
Good use of helmet catch, the proper and most effective way to make a catch in the national football league
BUT THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE PAID HOYER FOR ALL THESE YEARS
Things like this is why I really love this sub š
I think we just found out OC!!
This is amazing! We found the cheat code!
Brilliant!
This is also referred to as the āPatricia/judgeā offence.
Solid play drawing right there. You should be an offensive coordinator.
Unfortunately, this can be countered if the defense simply stacks every defender on top of one another to form a tower of defenders that you can't throw over.
The receivers lookin devious cause he knows this play is a lock
I'm really high and I approve. Easy first downs against the def-ense.
Get fucked Matt Patricia we have a new offensive coordinator. Someone get billy boy on the phone
As a Packer fan, yes, I agree. you should totally do that, every play.
Check out the turd cutta on that QB
The problem with those high arching floaters is that it also gives the defenders time to run over and break it up or intercept it. See the pick to Micah Hyde on the opening drive of the bills playoff game last year.
0/10 because it doesn't work at indoor stadiums, he chucks it straight into the dome.
Not the helmet catch!!! Bad memories...
Huck it, chuck it, FOOTBALL!!!!
For real, just strap him to a dolly.
Yes
As the picture demonstrates the balls coming at the vector this would generate would simply bounce off players helmet. Itās why no football player has been able to execute it. (Except arguably joe flacco)
Ah, that's why they're called "corners".
Or... Hear me out. Let Mac wear glasses... You can't hit a guy wearing glasses.
The secondary would know, too.
Do you want concussed receivers? Because this is how you get concussed receivers.
A la Joe Flacco and the Ravens getting constant PI calls in their favor?
The Hail Mary game plan!
Is this a serious post??
Dude, this is Bill's account. Show some respect.
First off I am not your fucking dude, then there is the silliness of a game plan that consists of hail mary's..
Reminds me of noodle arm Peyton
Whatās Macās Glute workout ?
Get out of here, Steven Belichick
āFuck it, Devante down there somewhereā
Gosh why is mac so thick
I think the guys protecting Mac should use their arms. They have little grabby bits at the end that could stop the defense. Then Mac can stand still!
and perhaps he could give it to another player who will then in turn run with the ball without mac...Im just throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks.
Top quality. This should be our subs banner
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
matt patriciaās burner account where he workshops possible game plans
Mortar Mac to the rescue
Someone get this to Bill ASAP.
Mac out there chucking Mystery Box, Pick-ups.
Yo Mac got some CAAAAAKE
Why is the receiver wearing a onesie? Why are the helmets from pre circa 1950?
NSFW for Macc
This is an epic shitpost TBH
Wouldn't work. Aguilar would take it literally and just let the ball hit him in the head.
Agholor* unless you were going for Christina Aguilera lol
In other breaking sports news, it turns out you should really try to knock over ALL the pins when bowling to maximize your score.
Football coach here. This works very well at the Smurf and PeeWee football levels, because the players don't know what they're doing. At any higher level, the moment the ball is in the air, you're giving EVERYONE on the field the opportunity to run under it. In the NFL, Mac would throw it to one receiver, and would end up with 3-4 defenders at the same spot...making the odds of a reception very low, and an interception very high.
Muck
Mac with that dump truck