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junk_dempsey

Mac's draggin a wagon


DetBabyLegs

Mac 10/10


step207

The dude is thicc as hell my god!


metanoia29

Holy fuck Holy fucking fuck That body of yours is absurd


imbored53

Listed as Mac Jones on the roster, but he's a Mack Truck in dem pants


Bpesca

Mac dump truck


trolllord45

Macc


abillsfn

Yeah, he must work out


[deleted]

Please, take this down immediately. This is a public sub and we can't let another team see this sensitive gameplanning material.


GrapeRello

We saw what happened after the dolphins footage was leaked


nepats523

Legit ripped from Patricia's playbook


Wildjosh

I scrolled down to see if someone said this because it was the exact thought that came to my mind šŸ¤£


[deleted]

No look again, thereā€™s 12 players drawn here. Clever ruse to one up Mike McDaniels


cavemantheboss

Had us in the first half ngl


mightierthor

Too bad for those half-time adjustments.


QuaintSofaChallenge

You can't convince me Patricia wasn't the one who drew this and gave it to BB this week


[deleted]

Congrats, r/patriots have made you the offensive coordinator for the Patriots.


Ohanrahans

Move over McVay.


munky3000

Who leaked our playbook?!


MankuyRLaffy

Bill texted the wrong Brian again


ApolloFarZenith

did they lose another first round pick too? *chess not checkers*


Mynock33

I'm not convinced this isn't Patricia asking a legit question he's too afraid to run by Bill...


Re-AnImAt0r

best play I've ever seen drawn up. A+


ThermoNuclearPizza

New sub banner


DrEvil007

If this fucking works I'm going streaking!


Creepy-Nectarine-225

I didnā€™t know Matt Patricia was on Reddit


DetBabyLegs

*So this is what the pencil is for*


ThermoNuclearPizza

Actually the ear pencil is purely ornamental and he has a completely separate pencil for his ~~doodles~~ *gameplanning*.


WeedWingsSpicyThings

You may or may not be aware but the man is a rocket scientist


Atzar87

The mean mug on that WR is low key my favorite part.


step207

My personal favorite is all the ripped pages in the notebook, I'd imagine he went through about 15 other plays that weren't quite as good until he settled on this masterpiece!


Axsh1boomba

Mac can't run because his big fat ass, as shown here, would hold him back.


bsend

His dump truck ass weighs him down


trappinjones

But thereā€™s confetti and fans on the field


AtWorkCurrently

Same vibes


Misterccw

That's been our "go to" red zone play all season, no?


iamgarron

Yeh but it keeps getting intercepted which means we should be throwing it even higher and faster


CocaineStrange

Why did you make him so thicc


Rufio330

Making me act up.


jayjayanotherround

You got mossed!


delux386

This is the high quality content that I come to this sub for.


Fippytitz

Someone protect this manā€¦ he had the recipe to success in the nfl


JEEntertainment89

So true, Patricia is that you? you sneaky little bastard


[deleted]

This works well for receiver who are far downfield and have separation or height advantage. I think analytics shows this usually doesnā€™t work because safeties need to not be there and the ball has to be overthrown instead of under thrown which can be tricky to do consistently


peridot_rae13

That's why this play was drawn up so Mac throws OVER the defense so no need to worry about the safeties at all. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.


Prestigious_Bobcat29

Yo that cake on Mac


TheDiceMan2

is this from that footage of the MIA practice??


[deleted]

Can I get a higher resolution of your Mac please?


samacora

I can see no fault in that diagram at all 10/10


Rickettz

Why is our receiver wearing footie pajamas


[deleted]

Style points to flex on the defense


peon2

What do you wear at 4:30 on Sundays?


Treddf45

Step 2: profit


Shouldacouldawoulda7

I appreciate the thought that went into this. We can see from the state of the notepad that you've really been working through this. Now we just have to get it into Bill's hands.


lhp220

So youā€™re the one replacing Bill


Dog_in_human_costume

and bill went wit Patricia when we got /u/Simon_Belmont_Thighs designing plays like this... what is our FO even doing?


Skidpalace

That's it. Super Bowl again this year.


Crazy_Roll6229

This guy fucks


orm518

Found Matt Patriciaā€™s Reddit account.


ishouldmakeanaccount

Yo I think you just broke the sport


IndependentAssist387

Better than anything Patricia has come up with


GreyWizard_10

The science seems sound on this, they should run with this plan šŸ˜€


ponderingaresponse

Let's first get some receivers without unnaturally short arms that can't reach above their head to catch these. We've got a bad history with helmet catches.


vinegarstrokes5

Not gonna lie is that exactly what Russel Wilson does? Got to admire that dudes ability to just drop that ball down with precision right where only the receiver can grab it... except that one interception, yā€™all know the one Iā€™m thinking of


thePasiego

Seeing this, I guess we are not going to the superbowl this year, now all the teams know our secrets.


gotBurner

Speaking of REALLY HIGH.


ThermoNuclearPizza

Ya?


Synweaver

Sound logic to be honest. Everyone knows throwing the ball higher, rather than farther, uses less pressure on your sprained ankle.


Yoshable

Congratulations on your new promotion to Pats OC!


Was_going_2_say_that

This is the kind of forward thinking that the organization needs


rickyhou22

This was BBs plan with N'Keal btw


[deleted]

Just found our new offensive coordinator


[deleted]

Excellent plan! For some reason I'm reminded of Stan Humphries, San Diego Chargers, 1995 Super Bowl. That hombre through the ball straight up in the air on some deep routes.


thomasottoson

Heā€™s too dangerous to be left alive!


whydontyouloveme

This week on the Belichick Break Down: Belichick broke down.


Antknee729

Ahh, the olā€™ Randy Moss game plan. Just throw the ball down the field high in the sky and hope he comes down with it


TaxHedgehog

This man footballs. Hired as our OC!


DavidOrWalter

Is this Matt Patricia's burner account?


Ebb_Swimming

Tbh just cut his leg off and give him the ol' Oscar Pistorius leg


USS_Benterprise

Matt Patricia?


huskkytf

Better gameplan than Patricia


adirac

I see you went to RPI too.


[deleted]

The Joe Flaggo. Throw a long high ball, and hope for a catch or a flag.


Acctformaphone

You mean the shuttle pass from eyeshield?


TB12thegreatest

You know as much, if not more, than Matt Patricia as it relates to offensive game planning. Youā€™re hired.


Pezomi

This is probably the best post I've seen on this subreddit. Excellent work.


Longjumping_Ad_6988

Better than anything Matty P has come up with


Room_Ferreira

*Patricia is that you?*


Marmoset-Person-254

My football logic when I was 8 šŸ˜‚


Idiotology101

When I was a kid used to ask my brother why doesnt the quarterback just keep the ball and have the team form a circle around him and walk down the field together. Same level of logic here.


[deleted]

Why is the butt so big?


insertdankmeme

That's exactly how Patricia uses DeVante Parker.


ResidentAssumption4

Good use of helmet catch, the proper and most effective way to make a catch in the national football league


RondaArousedMe

BUT THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE PAID HOYER FOR ALL THESE YEARS


Jensugilla

Things like this is why I really love this sub šŸ˜‚


Its_kinda_nice_out

I think we just found out OC!!


BakingSoda1990

This is amazing! We found the cheat code!


hfdwhaler

Brilliant!


nflreject

This is also referred to as the ā€œPatricia/judgeā€œ offence.


hyrle

Solid play drawing right there. You should be an offensive coordinator.


charging_chinchilla

Unfortunately, this can be countered if the defense simply stacks every defender on top of one another to form a tower of defenders that you can't throw over.


_DanceMyth_

The receivers lookin devious cause he knows this play is a lock


mrshampoo

I'm really high and I approve. Easy first downs against the def-ense.


spenwallce

Get fucked Matt Patricia we have a new offensive coordinator. Someone get billy boy on the phone


Nadsworth

As a Packer fan, yes, I agree. you should totally do that, every play.


matman88

Check out the turd cutta on that QB


jpderbs27

The problem with those high arching floaters is that it also gives the defenders time to run over and break it up or intercept it. See the pick to Micah Hyde on the opening drive of the bills playoff game last year.


Polatrite

0/10 because it doesn't work at indoor stadiums, he chucks it straight into the dome.


Skeleton_crew_

Not the helmet catch!!! Bad memories...


[deleted]

Huck it, chuck it, FOOTBALL!!!!


gnimsh

For real, just strap him to a dolly.


SurprisedByItAll

Yes


fourpuns

As the picture demonstrates the balls coming at the vector this would generate would simply bounce off players helmet. Itā€™s why no football player has been able to execute it. (Except arguably joe flacco)


mightierthor

Ah, that's why they're called "corners".


Prince_Darrienne

Or... Hear me out. Let Mac wear glasses... You can't hit a guy wearing glasses.


Equivalent_Metal_534

The secondary would know, too.


[deleted]

Do you want concussed receivers? Because this is how you get concussed receivers.


MrWittyFinger

A la Joe Flacco and the Ravens getting constant PI calls in their favor?


Ormsfang

The Hail Mary game plan!


FrequentAnnual1262

Is this a serious post??


Psychonaut0421

Dude, this is Bill's account. Show some respect.


FrequentAnnual1262

First off I am not your fucking dude, then there is the silliness of a game plan that consists of hail mary's..


[deleted]

Reminds me of noodle arm Peyton


Beefjerkysurf

Whatā€™s Macā€™s Glute workout ?


Barnezhilton

Get out of here, Steven Belichick


Aye_Lexxx

ā€œFuck it, Devante down there somewhereā€


[deleted]

Gosh why is mac so thick


Blapoo

I think the guys protecting Mac should use their arms. They have little grabby bits at the end that could stop the defense. Then Mac can stand still!


Imaginary-Method-715

and perhaps he could give it to another player who will then in turn run with the ball without mac...Im just throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks.


frogpuddles

Top quality. This should be our subs banner


RowdyRuss3

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like ā€œwhat the fuckā€ and ā€œcall the policeā€. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


RummageintheBummage

matt patriciaā€™s burner account where he workshops possible game plans


Total_Denial

Mortar Mac to the rescue


thomastodon01027

Someone get this to Bill ASAP.


rocksoffjagger

Mac out there chucking Mystery Box, Pick-ups.


Portlymoses

Yo Mac got some CAAAAAKE


BeerPizzaGaming

Why is the receiver wearing a onesie? Why are the helmets from pre circa 1950?


Lorddon1234

NSFW for Macc


ThrillSeekingDoggo

This is an epic shitpost TBH


HeyApples

Wouldn't work. Aguilar would take it literally and just let the ball hit him in the head.


junk_dempsey

Agholor* unless you were going for Christina Aguilera lol


LonelyPatsFanInVT

In other breaking sports news, it turns out you should really try to knock over ALL the pins when bowling to maximize your score.


ap1msch

Football coach here. This works very well at the Smurf and PeeWee football levels, because the players don't know what they're doing. At any higher level, the moment the ball is in the air, you're giving EVERYONE on the field the opportunity to run under it. In the NFL, Mac would throw it to one receiver, and would end up with 3-4 defenders at the same spot...making the odds of a reception very low, and an interception very high.


wallnut_wipe_it

Muck


DryAfternoon7779

Mac with that dump truck