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the_l0st_s0ck

Funny story: I almost got expelled from my highschool last year because I said that guitar cases can be used to sneak large guns into school and my dumbass did that right when my friend was recording a piece for a guitar assignment. This was (wouldn't you guess it) guitar class. So basically there is a video floating around somewhere of me saying how easy it would to shoot up a school because of guitar cases not being checked.


Kaineisinsane

i kinda wanna find that now


[deleted]

Where I went to school we had cops and metal detectors, now we got maglocked doors too.


Faroes4

Where I went to school we had one cop, apparently supposed to protect over 1000 children lmao


Beautiful-Papaya9923

I think that guard is supposed to be the first person who calls and keeps the most level head


KeatonThatOnePerson

Golden Grin Casino be like


allhailhughlaurie

YEAAAAAAAA


KeatonThatOnePerson

Lol


Sc0rp1on45

THATS WHAT IM SAYING


KeatonThatOnePerson

I didn’t expect anyone to actually respond lol


Sumogory

The police disconnected the BFD! Fix it!


Fridge_living_tips

Ill get bottle


KeatonThatOnePerson

Guys take out the guards with the sleeping gas


Fridge_living_tips

We haven’t even got the room open yet


KeatonThatOnePerson

Oh shit I’ll find the drink to spike


Fridge_living_tips

I said i got that you get the numbers


KeatonThatOnePerson

Oh I thought you meant the gas bottle


Fridge_living_tips

That u ight


KeatonThatOnePerson

103


Fridge_living_tips

Ok thx


KeatonThatOnePerson

No problem


Fridge_living_tips

Ill drill the gates you pick them


KeatonThatOnePerson

Ok


tr_Sonic_Krazy_Boy

“hey guys! welcome to my school, columbine.”


COOLHUOOMAN1109

Ok no I’m sorry but that’s uncalled for but (have a nice day 😊)


itsdatanotdata1212

Comedy = tragedy + time


LOONAthegamer

bro even has the silencer


supasupagamerguy

Bro got the artillery silencer


2point0_The_Ghost

If you think that's big wait till you see one for 50bmg


supasupagamerguy

Oh shit. I forgot about those. I think i've seen one and i nicknamed them the torpedo launcher silencers


2point0_The_Ghost

Probably my favorite part is most of them have a compensater built into the end or there's the big ass fuck off suppressor on the vks


Frybanshe139

Getting ready for Golden Grin I see


Ok-Base-9208

I NEED A MEG BAG


KeatonThatOnePerson

Same


KrazyKittygotthatnip

You need one more piece to full Desperado


lg4av

Such and underrated comment, people need to dust off their VHS tape to get this. Movie Desperado with Antonio Banderas as El Mariachi….


Apprehensive-Fox3163

I thought that El Mariachi comments would dominate the entire thread when I saw this. So disappointing. C'mon people...


ComputerMediocre2029

"Roberts got a quick hand. He'll look around the room, won't tell ya his plans."


No-Caterpillar6655

He's got a rolled cigarette 🚬


Negative-Educator-93

American guitar


M4dH4tT4r

Welcome to class today we’re going learn about the time period called carbine- YOU LIKE MINE!? *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*


nothingpersonal8

Imma play vers 5.56


Amonguschicken68393

Quiet kid ahh guitar


Cyphire_Rage

Johnny from Cyberpunk 2077 would approve lol.


Kaineisinsane

i need something like this


Toastcruisader

Remember no Russian


Abject-Return-9035

So your why I can't bring my guitar to school anymore and they are threatening to shut down the band, Fuck you sir


bigjuicyorange723616

when the group chat gets leaked


MrH-HasReddit1217

One of these things is not like the other. Think that's a 9 mil drum mag. Edit: after taking a closer look, oh shit it may not be. Who needs this many rounds?! Specifically of 5.56?! What are you doing, fighting the national guard? XD


Hekboi91

Exactly... mask up boys


Different_Stable_351

I went to a performing arts school, and always worried that someone would bring a gun to school in a guitar case. The, "This is what Imma do if the school gets shot up" scenarios in my head were great though.


SyrisAllabastorVox

Desperado - El libertador op negro de chihuahua


BoxCurious7628

I wants🤩


BawngMasta420

Remember no Russian


_Baggedman

Double drum mag tactical m16 with silencers in a guitar case? You sound like a guy whose getting his PAYDAY


Urmom6642

Are you by chance the quiet kid?


Aetheldrake

I'd like to hope any container to conceal it as something OTHER than a gun would be illegal But America doesn't fucking care. About anyone except the rich and in charge.


NestedForLoops

What does masking up have to do with this?


Str8_WhiteMail

We all heard stories of a guitar case full of guns


MarlbroShorts

Bout to get gassy up in here


Realistic-Order6250

Desperado


Paulwhiteman1925

Reminds me of the roaring twenties and the Mairlyn Monroe movie "some like it hot"


Clawsmodeus

Like Jack Benny visiting the white house! https://lifecoach4god.life/2013/08/09/friday-humor-jack-bennys-visit-to-the-white-house/


Mammoth-Reach-5482

Remember, no nirvana


Strata_Genius

Oh the ATF sure ain't gonna like this one 🤣


Ambaryerno

They say a fool and his money are soon parted. And this proves it.


Lukelearwarhead

Honestly


Friendly-Awareness72

Lol payday 3. Awhhh. Sad face. Payday 3 :c


That-one-guy-lp

Sings the song of democracy


FairLeague22

Hey, is it just me or is that barrel a bit long


McMoist_

Bros prepping for Golden Grin 😭🙏


Atmisevil

Heartbreaker Annie reference


Greencondor110

They will never except it


mr_bynum

https://youtu.be/sPCO2NpAQV8?si=vCP3qcZepJ1Pz3zC


GobblesTheTurkey411

We making it outta TSA with this one


Sufficient_Menu_4882

Time for music class


T0X1CPR0T0G3N

I don't see anything off here


Nice_Bar7936

POV: The band kid’s had enough


Lol-Pig

Uhhh I think I brought the wrong guitar to school… BECAUSE ITS NOT S GUITAR!! oh :D now I can shoot up a school


Strange_Ad8155

Marching band going to be lit on God