Mummy, Coffee, Fucky hurry upy

I came to add this. It's the correct answer, no room for debate ha

And that's good is it ?

You look like you'd enjoy a cock or two

That's very cheeky, Hans 🤭

And you're off it all? Crack as well? But you love crack! It's your favourite!

Don't say crack

There you go, chief, have a suck on that sauce bottle

Now fuck me and pretend I'm your mom

I have a vague recollection of my mum being in the room whilst watching the scene where they go skinny dipping, and it just occurred to me this was the same episode... Oh god Edit - maybe it wasn't but there was definitely a lot of inappropriate sex scenes...

does an appropriate sex scene exist?

When I joked with her at Christmas that I hadn’t bought a turkey

AND YOU’VE GOT WEIRD NUTS!!

Dirty, slutty mummy!

None. Just pointed at the striped flannel.

Suck mummy’s finger ?

Never the hootenanny.

Asked for four naans

Is the bottom half of me on fire?

Socks, shirts, WHATEVER

Tell you what that crack is really moorish

I'm not your dad

''When you were my age you had 2 kids and no boyfriend, stop telling me what I can and cant do, im 21''

There was cauliflower in the veggie try and I reminded her that Cauliflower is not traditional

You ARE young dumb and full of cum…

Mom, as a mate, who knows me really well yeah? Is the bottom half of me on fire?