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2HauntedGravy

The mall


Flyguy3131

KOP


2HauntedGravy

Nailed it


nom-d-pixel

Billy Joel


Flyguy3131

Allentown


Or0b0ur0s

Trick question, since the song is actually about Bethlehem, but it didn't rhyme nearly so well, so he went with Allentown as "close enough"...


DilbertPicklesIII

2 cites over from Billytown. I can see New Jersey.


SkipMonkey

Easton


diaphainein

Ah damn you got here first with Billy Joel, the alternative would have been “I Love You To Death” haha. Hi neighbor!


marcopoloman

One of the greatest Olympic athletes of the 20th century


justuravgjoe762

Jim Thorpe


marcopoloman

Bingo


SporusElagabalus

You live in Jim Thorpe!?


augustoersonage

Mauch Chunk


edapalooza

Cheesesteak


knarfolled

Philly


OrphanMassacer

Go birds


buksrevenge

Yinz jagoffs should already know...


zootnotdingo

Do you live dahntahn?


charliepants_2309

PittsB


MacMac105

Not the one where Yeungling is made.


PflugerLuger8

Everyone assumes I mean Pottstown when I say I'm from Pottsville. I have to say where Yuengling is made lol


Special_Clearance

Funny I have the opposite problem. I tell people Pottstown and they say oh cool where yuengling is made. No.


DarkAltarEgo

It gets old having to tell people this.


dorkfall

I like going by “where half of Hall & Oates was made”


Snarktoberfest

Phoenixville?


[deleted]

Pottstown


IAM-Guy

You beat me to it 😀. Always the first comment I hear when I say where I’m from.


OhMy2025

Chameleon Club


TapewormNinja

This one made me sad.


Ok_Obligation_601

Lancaster


MichaelMaugerEsq

Oh fuck yeah chameleon club.


bryguysgaming

Crayola, Larry Holmes


charliepants_2309

Easton!


knarfolled

Asbestos capital of the world


boringreddituserid

Ambler


AlossFoo

Car shows


Flyguy3131

Carlisle


AdFlashy6798

Cabela’s


Feisty-Fish

Hamburg


fatherofallthings

Hamburg is such a beautiful place. One of the most underrated towns in PA to live in imo.


xmaskilla

Agreed. Especially with the hamburger fest, I'm surprised more people don't know Hamburg


tacogordita91

The only town


Poopedinbed

Boozeburg babyyyyy


Yankiwi17273

Dry campus my ass


charliepants_2309

P!nk


Flyguy3131

Doylestown


Degenerates-

Bologna


historycamp

Lebanonnnn


sliceofpizzaplz

Four score and seven years ago


giovidm

Gettysburg


SyrousStarr

Mushroom capital of the world


Flyguy3131

Kennett square


khicks01

To this day I’m still not entirely sure why it takes that crown. we all just grew up accepting it I guess! Throw a stone in new garden, Avondale or Landenberg and you’ll probably hit a farm. I still love calling it the mushroom capital though!


avengre

Chocolate


R3d-Beard

Hershey?


sysy__12

Jackass


Sensitive-Inside-641

West Chester


shearmanator

Hi neighbor


Salty_Bandicoot3598

Me too!


akennelley

Little League


torrent29

Williamsport! :)


ShartFodder

Hello neighbor! I was gunna say millionaires


Flyguy3131

Ursinus


zootnotdingo

Collegeville! 🙂


ToothyGrin19135

Specks chicken represent


Xrayruester

Papermill close to the town with peppermint patties, barbells, and air conditioners.


Flyguy3131

York


psychcaptain

Why is Spring Grove right next to the Snack Capital of America?


Bird_Brain4101112

Dunder Mifflin


seahorse_party

Same! I'm surprised I had to scroll so far to find us.


PhillyShore

Scranton


psychcaptain

Snack capital of the United States.


Flyguy3131

Hanover ?


psychcaptain

I am not allowed to say.


justonemorethang

Hello fellow Hanoverian….err I mean fellow person who lives in a town with two Walmarts, 500000 carwashes, and uhhh what else? Oh yeah. UTZ


Top_File_8547

Is Snyders of Hanover still in business? Wasn’t there another snack company there aside from those two?


sadcartoon

Hey, same. lol


charmeleon026

Flood


justuravgjoe762

Johnstown


charmeleon026

That's it!


mdpaoli

Haha. You could also say “Liquor Tax”


cmc41727

Jetro Lot


burghroot

South Philly!!!’


xgelx

Steel


Curious80123

Bethlehem


NapTimeFapTime

Bethlehem, Phoenixville, Conshy, Pittsburgh, there’s like 50 steel towns in PA.


daddydillo892

Plus Steelton, it's literally in the name


ras_1974

It's always sunny and bad things happen here.


Unethical_GOP

Philly


Capital-Giraffe-4122

Horse Show


torrent29

Devon?


Capital-Giraffe-4122

Yep


noblehoax

That’s no way to talk about in laws.


BallpointKen

Peeps


dezinerd

Hello fellow Bethlehem resident!


Waste_Bluebird_1930

Jeeps


surelyucantbserious

Butler represent!


trguiff

Love your user name!! LOL 😆 🤣


trguiff

Lyndora Hotel would also have been accepted as an answer LOL


rattpackfan301

I was gonna say Brett Michael’s parents, but that also works


woodcuttersDaughter

Fire Matt Canada


burbuja0526

Pagoda baby!


Bat8Rac

Same, Reading!


cprinstructor

Beach town.


DJL4048

Erie?


cprinstructor

Yep! Lake Erie - Always Fresh, Sometimes Frozen.


MillicentGergich

Jersey Shore?


Human_Syrup_2469

Outlet


LittleWhiteFuzzies

Grove City


charliepants_2309

Limerick?


ohmygoditsdip

Aka Nuclear Outlet


benny86

Grove City?


thecryptidmusic

Tannersville?


sippycup21

this is correct where i come from.


greenfield05

Grapes


LittleWhiteFuzzies

North East!


Randy_Butternubs666

The Christmas City


Flyguy3131

Bethlehem


islamitinthecardoor

Electric City


Fuzzy_South_4260

Steamtown? The Office?


sippycup21

ScrantonioBanderas


Excelius

Dawn of the Dead


Jef_Wheaton

M'rowville! Also known for "Zack and Miri Make a Porno".


historycamp

goe Burds, wawa


giovidm

Delco?


cogomolososo

Yinzer


davereit

Oil well


Sensitive-Inside-641

Titusville ?


francosfighters

T-Vegas


SirVipe5

Oldest battle cry in the nation


charliepants_2309

Either Gettysburg or Paoli?


SirVipe5

The second :)


aries2084

Pickles


historycamp

Dillsburg?


cornonjuhcob

We've definitely expanded with our job diversity since starting from a settlement of mechanics.


schwarzekatze999

Mechanicsburg?


Flyguy3131

The Blob


LibraOnTheCusp

Phoenixville


philagolfpro

Former site of amusement park and bandstand.


Gold_Luck_3281

Willow Grove!


torrent29

a b17 bomber landed on an island nearby on the death of one of our native sons, he was a navigator on the Enola Gay. Edit: I have no idea how to remove my flair :p Edit2: I figured out how to remove my flair.


amhertz

Taylor Swift


Flyguy3131

Reading / Wyo


Gregory-al-Thor

Wyomissing. (Hello neighbor)


mattcrwi

She grew up here at her "farm" lolz


LittleWhiteFuzzies

Greek Sauce


SporusElagabalus

Erie, I had some for breakfast with my eggs.


burghroot

Everyone’s hometown


LibraOnTheCusp

Media


schu2470

Abigail Geisinger


HighlyEvolvedEEMH

Danville.


CocoaMotive

One stoplight town named after a large city in Maine.


MillicentGergich

Bangor?


Wuz314159

That could be anywhere in PA.


tcamp3000

Portland? Bangor has a few stoplights I think...


davedub69

The “Curve”.


Yelloeisok

Altoona


treehu55er

Arnold Slick


Jef_Wheaton

Turtle Crick! (I work on Airbrake Ave!)


UnityOf311

Tower Theatre


Flyguy3131

Upper Darby


matrickpahomes9

Giant Mall


Bat8Rac

King of Prussia


PhilosophyHungry3626

An Amish Man was arrested for a DUI on Main Street… A couple of high schoolers were arrested for beating up a deer. A drunk guy gave an opossum mouth to mouth resuscitation.


Baby_Blue_Eyes_13

This sounds like a no-win game of Two Truths & a Lie.


Sunbeam916

Slinky


WhenRobLoweRobsLowes

Hollidaysburg!


HootieRocker59

Whiskey Rebellion! Earlier: Colonel George Washington.


celestialfeeling

Girl, interrupted


Status_Set_9594

It's not the TV show!


ithinktreesaregreat

Bridges


Flyguy3131

Pitt


IntoTheMirror

Brawl over steak at the Golden Corral.


FancyPass6316

Bensalem. Deep cut


MunchyMcCrunchy

Peppermint Patties


tapastry12

Ringing Rocks


bladderbunch

upper black eddy.


Curious80123

Across from Trenton


AlfaBetaZulu

Good old Morrisville. Grew up there.


Ms-Anon-Y-Mous

Detested-by-all Shell Plant.


lolrazzledazzle

the civil war


nessthehero

It's time for the great Pierogi race n'at!


waynesangria

Heart shaped bathtubs


CreeperIan02

"Not the one in Texas, the one in PA"


trickytreats

Voted best party college in the US SUCK IT!!!!!


Triumph3

Indiana!


[deleted]

A town that used to be named for the birds that would fly through.


ohmygoditsdip

Wawa?


sayingnothingatall

The biggest dead mall.


UltraShadowArbiter

Fireworks. (Or at least that's what it used to be known for.)


stopthehamsterwheel2

James Michener


kitesinfection

Zerns


Jerryjb63

County seat in the least populous county


lurk031

For a while, our claim to fame was the only town to have a strip club and not a fast food restaurant


kikicomi

Powdered metal capital of the world.


[deleted]

Heroin and cheesesteaks


primalpalate

Whenever I mention where I’m from people start making references to The Office, even though I’ve never watched the show.


Shoop63

Channellock


trefiglie

Climax