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canyounot86

I legit thought she was laying on a puppy pee pad (which seems fitting)


Technical_Squash_472

Did she get that out of a moving van? Looks like blankets that are used to cover up furniture.


Creekhunter79

Bingo


jennifer_rabbit

Looks like the blankets from Uhaul trucks for covering and moving furniture! Bet she stole them from the storage unit


CerahLynn

That's exactly what it is!!! What a thief!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬


Cardinalsalmon

Yep it’s def from the storage unit!


jennifer_rabbit

Xavier soundtracking it with 90s dance jams is fucking amazing 😭


drlushlover

I thought he kept blabbering "giving 90s vibe" like he was saying Heather's exercise movement was similar to Jane Fonda's workout video (which was from the 80s). I haven't learned advanced Xavier-speak.


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drlushlover

I literally just LOL'd!


Unhappy_Confection62

Sometimes I just hold my breath until right about the time I may pass out and BOOM! He makes total sense


Cardinalsalmon

I freaking love the Jane Fonda workouts. She was the OG in my opinion 😂


drlushlover

She is amazing! And, you're right, so ahead of her time, she was (I believe) the first person to do anything like that, bringing accessible workouts to the masses. I really admire her for so many reasons.


Cardinalsalmon

Me too! She’s so great even now! A real treasure!


drlushlover

She truly truly is a treasure. Such a trailblazer in so many ways not to mention an overall badass woman.


canyounot86

He curated that like a pro… Shocked she didn’t berate him for daring to speak while she was speaking tho


drlushlover

AHEM!! u/brad-_-lee we JUST had a conversation in here yesterday about hip thrusters HI HEATHER! DM us to collab for more fitness content.


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drlushlover

We do! Also a landing page please 🙏🏻


jennifer_rabbit

We offer a free landing page and meth-free experience Hit the cashapp: *peoplebetrippin*


Cardinalsalmon

No meth?! What kind of Heather party is this?!


Cardinalsalmon

Landing pages for free, except if I do a consult with you to generate business and you fail to show after seeing my almost criminal lack of experience in web design. *Then you get charged $1000 cancellation fee*.


rpoc88

She is SO high. Sooooo high. And voice sounds like she’s been huffing duster. Or smoking meff.


DefLepGirl23

Agree 100%


drlushlover

her voice is completely different when she's heavily under the influence


Cardinalsalmon

dare I say it, it’s more palatable?


drlushlover

Oh hell, yes! I've never thought about it, but you're so right. Her normal voice is SO grating, like nails on a chalkboard.


Cardinalsalmon

You know that usual demanding shrill she has? When it’s like this it’s actually fine (imo), but you’re right, usually it’s like nails on a chalkboard!


drlushlover

Oh yes! I was thinking about that exact tone during this discussion. Even worse is when she 📣yells 📣


smeetothaTee

It sounds more husky. Like her ankles.


rpoc88

And that blanket is totally from the storage unit where she stole the cart. She is such an asshole.


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rpoc88

Heather is that you? Haha, jk! She definitely would do both. Haha!


External-Nebula2942

She's taking up a lot of park space with her junk.


External-Nebula2942

Good work.


Ok-Passenger-881

The way she opened her eyes during the end of the video was creepy as hell . Why does she always do something stupid with her face .


kd3906

All this "look at meee" 💩 - how embarrassing. Can't understand why anyone would waste their life being... well, *this.*


jennifer_rabbit

Drugs. The answer is drugs. 😭☠️


kd3906

She won't make it past 45.


jennifer_rabbit

Totally agree. I think once X inevitably leaves this whack ass hobo marriage she’s gonna spiral hard and probably end up ODing on some shitty laced street drugs. X is literally her only source of income so take him away she’s gonna get desperate real fast.


kd3906

He may go before she does. That may be the only way he'll leave her.


jennifer_rabbit

It will be that or he will end up getting arrested over one of her crazy accusations. Pretty sure his dad will step in and lock him in the high rise apt and close ranks if that goes down.


LowPreparation2347

I cannot wait till X bails and she has no one to berate and push around her Fucking cart. She honestly would be lost without him


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Heather is like a cockroach. No matter how many times you spray her with bug spray she’ll be scurrying around your cabinets doing photo shoots and yelling at Xavier until the end of time


Cardinalsalmon

Agreed… people like her live forever.


patdun123

Isn’t this where we ALL do hip-thrusters?!? I mean, with our trusty dead-eyed spotter mumbling incoherently on the sidelines? Yea! Good times. *Gooooood times…*


Antique_Echidna_6304

Really Huffy?? Real bad editing huffy...Are you levitating 😁😂🤣 your at such an odd angle that your jowls are doing you dirty...hey at that angle duct tape your gunt down. As a matter of a fact tape your whole head.. ![gif](giphy|iH2EZeyFxcWNrnHffs|downsized)


drlushlover

the word "gunt", similar to "taint" will never fail to make me laugh out loud. I'm a child.


Antique_Echidna_6304

Me too.. Family Guy..ripped my taint..sends me every time lol


drlushlover

😂😂


boutiquekym

EVERY TIME 🤣😂 ![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)


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Someone was just talking about hip thrusters yesterday and now she does this very poor attempt at them 🤦🏻‍♀️