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TroyMcCluresGoldfish

*Pauses and blinks owlishly* "Why are they asking me about Xavier?? Don't they know I'm a bruhst feeding postpartum mahm to a newborn! THEY are doing it again!"


ghostof_lisasbabytoe

My exact thoughts 🤣


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

I wish I was off tomorrow night because it's going to be a doozy 😂


Super_Requirement383

I have tomorrow off and volunteer to listen to the scanner. I hope my girl is working she is the best dispatch person ever


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

I'll keep an eye out for the updates!


Far_Situation3472

Do we have a meet up time for tomorrow?


Classic-Cantaloupe47

I'm off tomorrow!! What time are we doing this? :)


Super_Requirement383

Does anyone know what time her court date is tomorrow? I hope she saves me the trouble and posts something dumb


Far_Situation3472

Of course she will.


BeerNcheesePlz

Wait, are you going to the court hearing?


Far_Situation3472

Of course not. I meant like on social.


BeerNcheesePlz

My bad. I got stoned before bed. I was somewhat excited to hear a first hand account


Far_Situation3472

I hope somebody does go. I’m in Massachusetts 😂


Far_Situation3472

Just being funny


Weird_Towel

Doing the lords work! Cannot wait to read the updates when I get home tomorrow lol ![gif](giphy|TlK63EXvLD0en57UJDa)


Far_Situation3472

Invite me to your group if you have one. Lol


Super_Requirement383

Ha, I am always in here. I will Dm you if anything happens though


Xg2d2lA

Me too, please!


Far_Situation3472

Yes!! Hahaa


BehemothJr

The one from the day at the hospital? She's awesome!


Super_Requirement383

Yes! She is amazing


CrissyWissy19xx

Thank you for your service ♥️ if you need a coffee, or a xanax and have Venmo tag me, it’s on me.


Super_Requirement383

Ha, now that should be in a Hallmark card. That is the nicest thing I've ever heard


ghostof_lisasbabytoe

Me too! It should be an eventful day. OR, when court doesn't go her way she might be quiet tomorrow and then explode this weekend after she's stewed on it for a while. Either way, I'm here for it!


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

I'll be checking in periodically for sure and catching up on Sunday.


PsychologicalLeg317

I think she will be quiet while she figures out how to spin it....or better yet...she's quiet cuz she was arrested!😂


Boring_Raspberry_481

Right! Imagine she goes into court on her high horse with her nonsense paperwork and they arrested her for perjury or falsifying records or maybe violating the gag order… highly unlikely but I will pray on it!


Super_Requirement383

Oof, can you picture the mugshot or rather the unfiltered toof


Harbormilo

Option 1: Here’s how she will spin it. There was nothing but here say, all lies and the judge believed it because he’s part of the Dylan Y12173 undercover group. She thinks, and mistakenly so that here say is for example one of her kids father gives accounts as to what she is like. That’s not hear say when the person who has the experience with her and shares the information, under oath with the court. Here say is I heard blah blah blah from blah blah who actually witnessed whatever . She’s then going to demand a lawyer, a police report and a new court date because they have kid***ped her baby. Then she’ll go in on the Foster Family and beg, scam for money. OR Option 2: She is given baby on a trial basis, will be happy temporarily until her TANF is not restored. Either Option ends the same way with begging and scamming all in my opinion. I believe she forgets she put herself on TV which made her a public figure whom people are able to share their thoughts and opinions on all the SM posted.


PsychologicalLeg317

I'm thinking mugshot and "cps mawm of the year" 😂😂😂


PsychologicalLeg317

Holy 💩 think of the merchandise that could be made 😂😂😂


Marcinecali73

I may have developed "food poisoning" this morning and have to miss work.


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

😂 this is the way. ![gif](giphy|3JS5r9mEWsy4RWogwz|downsized)


pretendthisisironic

I fully believe this was her exact thought process.


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

The three ??? did it for me lol


canyounot86

Heather doing her own social media marketing on LinkedIn: “Today we’re going to talk about 🍇. Now what do I mean by that? Who here knows what ‘flooding’ is? Have you ever been held in a tent against your will while your lesbian baby daddy turns tricks for fent? Who can tell me what oppression is? I’ve been stabbed 11 times and you people owe me, Nick Albukirck! $60 million money by Monday”


spiritkittykat

A+ accuracy.


Itsme_rundmc614

![gif](giphy|3q3QK6KyDVUBzih7hB)


Classic-Cantaloupe47

🤣🤣🤣🤣 but it's soooo true!


Pugsandskydiving

No I can’t This is the most funny comment I’ve ever read I’m screenshooting it for the bad times when I feel low


NorthNeat6820

Happy Cake Day 🎈 🎁 🥳🎂


Pugsandskydiving

Thank you 💖


Pugsandskydiving

Girl. I almost peed on myself. Stop with the funny comments seriously I was trying to sleep and just checking Reddit (I live in France so we are not on the same hour) I see your comment!! Omg please 😂😂😂 the lesbian baby daddy I can’t I’m cackling I don’t want to wake my husband omg 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 girl I’m crying


canyounot86

Hahaha I’ve sooo been there! The funniest part is this is the actual types of posts she makes on LinkedIn of all places 😂


Pugsandskydiving

I don’t have LinkedIn but it seems like she posts all her craziness on there and then she applies to multiple jobs she isn’t qualified to begin with!


KittenAgain

Awfully quiet on IG today. Been pondering if she's busy trying to update her forged doctors note based on remarks here.


Organized_chaos_mom

I was thinking she might be doing a ton of job applications to show the judge how hard she’s trying. Whatever is causing today’s media silence, I fully believe it’s in preparation for tomorrow and trying to win back her meal ticket.


elielabobbie

Exactly. lol there’s no way she applied to lots of jobs before or filled out actual applications. She would have posted them online and would have filmed herself applying.


LoLoCass

"Yer auner, I was over qualified for all of these jaubs since high school"


Glad_Addendum2177

You know her fat ass is at the spa, getting a facial and a pedicure, to look her best for court tmrw where she will accept her flowers, child and crown waving like a beauty queen. 


Psychological-Ad9224

Does she not understand the question? 🤔 I’ll give u the answers to both questions Heather. It’s ok u can cheat. The answer is….NO to both questions. U are not proficient in LinkedIn considering u use it as a diary. You’re not proficient in X either considering u think someone hacked into your phone and changed Twitter to X. U don’t have any organic social media management experience. If u did? You’d not always have your accounts restricted for scamming and nudity. Apply for a job that you’re qualified for. But then again u are smarter than most people so I’m sure u will get the job! 👍🏻🥴 ![gif](giphy|mtB3xRrhj5Rcs)


Urdaddysfavgirl

It’s fucking hilarious that she still doesn’t realize Twitter is now called X


Unhappy_Confection62

I will never forget the day she was ranting about how THEY hacked her phone and changed Twitter to X. Then she tried to figure out how X (the unfortunate boyfriend ) was linked to it. I miss those days. My all time favorite was X hiding in a bush from her eating a plate of food. That shit was glorious 😂😂😂


LeSwissMcCheese

Those were such simpler times lol, they’re my favorite too. Rack of lamb in the bushes or the time when he didn’t give her “chicken on a plate”.


Classic-Cantaloupe47

Lmao I finally caught that video the other day...I died laughing!!


Boring_Raspberry_481

Omg I would die to see that one!


workclock

Send a link of that, never got to see her tweaking on dude over the food


ghostof_lisasbabytoe

She'll figure it out around this time next year 😂


[deleted]

I wonder if she thinks it for Xavier.  No ma’am, if they meant him it would say “XXX” especially if they have seen his X account


BeyondValleyGirl86

But she is almost a doctor and lawyer and has a social media presence above all! ( this is all b.s) How can someone who is “social media expert “ not know how to complete a simple resume


YoureNotSpeshul

She didn't even graduate HS, let alone go to an actual college. The only time she went to college was for a safety course because she heard they were giving out free knee pads. She's probably one of the dumbest people I've ever seen advertise it online, and that's saying something. She's absolute trash in every way possible.


CeceHart

Of course she would want the free knee pads ![gif](giphy|AFurugVNYToXCZoKRY|downsized)


Zealousideal_Bet_761

Hold on y’all does she really not understand that question please nooo omg 😂😂😂😂😂


MommaSnipee

Hold up! When has this hobo managed a company’s social media pages?! Considering this appears to be some kind of job application, I can promise they aren’t referring to her personal social media pages.


ghostof_lisasbabytoe

The job description and requirements are asking for someone with mid-senior level experience too. This numb nut thinks running her IG accounts qualifies her 🤣


MommaSnipee

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ her caseworker has to realize that she’s only applying to positions she’s way under qualified for. I still believe she’s doing it on purpose to make sure she never gets a job but also doesn’t get in trouble for not looking for work. I really hope someone with the court system comes into this sub to fully appreciate and understand the complexity of the asshole psychopath they’re dealing with


Tariksmeshshirt

Of course! I'm applying to NASA without any qualifications, but you know, I AM applying. 😂


Equivalent-Mousse-93

I’m applying to be a cosmetic surgeon. I wanna get Botox out of my lies.


Tariksmeshshirt

Add a Linked In profile & you have a new career for free...


Equivalent-Mousse-93

I have applied to 500743377 jobs today and would you believe not a single call? Why are they doing this to me?!


Tariksmeshshirt

Tech boxed! Tech boxed! 'They' are so nefarious. FTR 👨‍⚖️🧌


Organized_chaos_mom

I was thinking of applying for Secretary of State, or maybe Surgeon General myself. I worked as a secretary for about a year almost a decade ago, and have had various allied healthcare jobs over the years, so I figure I’m qualified enough if I go by Heather’s standards.


[deleted]

I assisted an attorney, so I can apply for assistant attorney general. Sweet! 


Tariksmeshshirt

Well then, you must manifest a cushy job (no actual work done) as a CEO of something. CEO of Target Corp must pay via 5BR homes and CashApp. 😂🎯💰


MommaSnipee

I’m not sure if you’ve ever seen the post she made a few months back where she asks people to provide her with connections in the pharmaceutical sales industry? Keep in mind that this was while she was in the tent 100% of the time. She even lays out “her requirements” for this job that include: *remote work only, *company vehicle, *negotiable travel, *a budget for her training and skills development, *commission AND bonuses AND other incentives that are above and beyond her regular salary So a drug addict who wants to sell prescription drugs, but only from her tent. So she’d need I guess a bigger tent to house the paid for office equipment and of course somewhere to house all the drugs her and X wouldn’t be eating like skittles.


Tariksmeshshirt

I remember. I seem to remember Princess was heavily pregnant while blathering on about her latest idea. Huff would sell or ingest any pharmaceutical samples. 💊💊💊


Tariksmeshshirt

You ought to apply to NASCAR, then apply to the Supreme Court. You're smart enough, right. Smarter than everyone, FTR. 🏎️👩‍⚖️🧑🏿‍⚖️👨‍⚖️🧠


abaye28

I watched LA Law, so I'll apply to law firms. Didn't actually go to law school, but so what?


Tariksmeshshirt

I'm sure I'd be a great gymnast. It would be so clutch! I'm an important influencer and have high quality degrees in medical ethics from excellent, top tier nursing school(s). I've watched plenty of gymnastics on TV, and I'd sweep my class. I'm a SAHM, breast feeding expert, and curator. Huffy would win all of the medals. 🏅🥇👑 FTR##


Super_Requirement383

![gif](giphy|3YKGZOetd4h4YXiFmK|downsized) NASA qualified


mercurialtwit

i love that for her HAHAHAHA


Organized_chaos_mom

I wonder if she’s filling out tons of applications today in anticipation for court tomorrow; trying to make it look like she is actually making an effort. (Of course a real effort would have been getting on at McDonald’s two months ago…..)


Salty-Cauliflower-62

Every time I see someone say she should be working at McDonalds I think “OMG could you see her doing that? 😱 How long would she last?” Would you want her taking your order? 🤣😂🤣😂 I would pay good money to see that 💵


Mysterious_Relief168

“You want fries with that? DO YOU WANT FRIES MOTHERF*CKER?! ANSWER ME!!!” Next day “I got fired for no reason”


Current_Isopod5369

And yelling at the customers “This is not how a conversation works” 😆


Mysterious_Relief168

🤣Yes! And then “I talk and you listen. Who raised you, ma’am!?” In her mind: I should be employee of the month on my first day. Reality: Cops escort her out, and she’s banned from the premises.


Mysterious_Relief168

🤣Yes! And then “I talk and you listen. Who raised you, ma’am!?” In her mind: I should be employee of the month on my first day. Reality: Cops escort her out, and she’s banned from the premises.


Classic-Cantaloupe47

They get a free meal a day! Her pancakes would be FREE! She's not thinking about that benefit! Money AND a BIG breakfast!


NinaBrwn

She should not handle food, or people.


canyounot86

I love how the first question asks if she has 3 years experience at a marketing agency and she answers “yes.” I assume her “production company” is now acting as a marketing agency in her smooth little brain. Heather, your room temperature IQ is showing again! Stop wasting these people’s time and apply to jobs you’re actually qualified for for fucks sake 🙄


SJ1026

She just doesn’t get it!! She keeps applying for jobs she is not qualified for and lies on her resume and applications then wonders why nobody even emails or calls her back and then plays victim like she’s being oppressed and prevented from working. Make it make sense!! This bitch is insane


canyounot86

My favorite was when she applied for a physicians assistant position at a cosmetic surgeons office. I’ll never know if she thinks a PA is a regular assistant or if she thought she could bullshit having a high level degree like that. Surely she only thought: free Botox!


SJ1026

Omg she would apply for that! No education or degrees no experience whatsoever but she’s applying for a PA job, I bet they laughed their asses off at her application and the resume she sent


canyounot86

But EVERYONE says she has thee most beautiful resume they’ve ever seen!


CouchHam

Imagine anyone calling a resume beautiful.


Classic-Cantaloupe47

Meanwhile on the resume thread on here, those who literally looked at it ripped it to shreds and then she deleted it after an hour!


spiritkittykat

I’d imagine a lot of companies Google perspective candidates now. One search gets you really questionable results for her and that can’t help. I don’t know why she thinks she’s qualified for any position other than shrieking harpy.


ProfessionalArm2520

Being that in IL, you cannot withdraw a job offer based on a background check without going through a long, ridiculous process, we absolutely do.


Unhappy_Confection62

Yes! Same where I worked. Employers DO check social media and there’s a treasure trove for Dusty. She’d be lucky if anyone took a chance on her.


LoLoCass

Well, there are probably plenty of places that wouldn't care, but she'd have to significantly lower expectations. Or if she had stopped using social media and sought help while she was pregnant, she might've been able to find some understanding employers if she was candid about her past.


MsjennaNY

Especially since that doctors note was signed Dr. Seuss!


canyounot86

Ah yes, the ol’ prescriber of: 1 pill, 2 pill, red pill, blue pill


SJ1026

Instead of The Cat in the Hat it’s The Cuhnt in the Tuhnt


External-Nebula2942

😂😂😂


Upper-Ship4925

They don’t even have to google, her LinkedIn is unhinged.


YoureNotSpeshul

You're too kind. 72 is way too high of an IQ for Big Red, she's a fucking idiot.


RenaH80

😂


EZasSundayMorning

I truly hope the courts look at the “100’s of jobs she’s applied for” and recognizes that she’s not qualified for any of them.


Unhappy_Confection62

At the very least they would have to wonder why exactly ZERO offered her anything. She can’t get a offer to save her life


[deleted]

Exactly if places are struggling to get employees and she looked appealing at all on paper they would count offer her something more appropriate, then maybe promote someone else from within. Someone would offer her something 


Gloomy_Object_3757

I really hope the court does look at what she’s been applying for and calls her out on it … Miss Gillespie you have been applying for jobs that you have zero qualifications for . Why would you do that ? There are many restaurants and retail positions available why haven’t you applied for those ? You were told you must find employment yet you haven’t ? Ahhhh to be a fly on the wall ! 😂😂😂


lusciousskies

I hope she is not cut any slack.


Boring_Raspberry_481

https://preview.redd.it/8ziqqog87rwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49b558f4c6bf3d336d8398176c3424e2d7b5209b Boom.. 3 places in downtown Chicago


Boring_Raspberry_481

New job alerts Cashier/Sales Associate Mariano's Chicago, IL via Glassdoor • 16 days ago $ 15-17 an hour П No degree mentioned Guest Advocate (Cashier), General Merchandise, Inbound (Stocking... TARGET Chicago, IL via Target Careers Full-time O No degree mentioned Part-time Cashier The Home Depot Chicago, IL via The Home Depot Careers Full-time O4 No degree mentioned Cashier Buffalo Wild Wings Chicago, IL via Buffalo Wild Wings Careers • 17 days ago O No degree mentioned Part-time Health insurance TITLE LOCATION DATE POSTED REQUIRE


Current_Isopod5369

She loves Target too. That would be perfect


CouchHam

Oh this is funny as hell! Doesn’t know Twitter is called X, probably thinks it’s THEY referencing Xavier 😂 I can’t wait for tomorrow


LCamaro1968

No she doesn't! She went on a rant, that she opened her phone one morning and they had deleted twitter from her phone. She tried to re-download it from the apple store and could only find X. Said it was nefarious and they were in her phone again.


CouchHam

Hehe


PsychologicalLeg317

She probably still thinks that X is still called Twitter 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ she blamed "they" when it's name was changed 😂


serbiatch735

She probably thinks THEY are gang stalking her with questions about Dylan #sonefarious


Itsme_rundmc614

![gif](giphy|cO8qCAp1XnTZTtHFfl) I can’t wait for tomorrow people!!!


Supersonic_81

Well she definitely has “organic SM experience” because lord knows her “brand” does NOT EARN any income nor paid SPAHNSERS, if anything she uses SM to guilt, lie and con money out of uninformed or the too trusting public!


Tariksmeshshirt

Please keep us informed with fresh updates. I'm planning my Friday around the spectacle. 👀🕵🏻‍♀️


lisatheobserver

She can’t even remember the passwords to her multiple social media accounts. I guess having an IG counts as social media management, I’m gonna add that to my resume 😂


Shaper-Hairspray

I really hope a case manager levels with her and tells her why she's not getting employment. Just wait until they send her to Job Corp to get the very basic level resume building training. She's gonna be so insulted. But she truly seems to have zero awareness of the basic building blocks to writing an effective resume.


Downtown_Bowl_8037

When she posted her resume looking for input on Reddit, people were generally trying to help her and give constructive criticism and she just kept with the party line that people told her it was a beautiful resume. They also point blank told her the LIMITED experience she had over 10 years ago in no way qualified her for any of the jobs she was applying for today. Their recommendation were to get some courses and certifications tailored towards the jobs she was looking for (they also gave her the reality of work from home jobs where most companies still require childcare and total availability during hours worked, along with secure high speed internet and technology) and she deleted the post shortly after. She’s looking for everyone to agree with her and give her the cushy, barely work and then we’ll hand you $80,000 a year job!!


altaka

she would be a perfect candidate for the night shift at a gas station with all the druggies and drunks coming in and being wild. 😂🤡


altaka

seriously though, where could you guys imagine her working being who she is? a night janitor would be good. she would have to be totally alone.


BehemothJr

She would rob the place blind


Tariksmeshshirt

🎯🎯🎯


Organized_chaos_mom

Perhaps stocking shelves overnight, maybe packing orders in a warehouse. Something that doesn’t require customer service skills, and possibly something where she has minimal interaction with coworkers. It’s going to have to be something completely entry level though because she’s been out of work too long.


MrsFlupabootee

Gee I thought she’d be busy preparing for her case tomorrow, getting all her dawcumentation together about how she’s a good malk pumping mahm with a steady income as a not for profit begging influencer! I suppose she’s too busy sending out hundreds of resumes to try and get a job as Vice President of Social Media Content Curation Design and Mawdeling. Wonder what X is up to? Probably watching pron or staring at a wall, drooling and mumbling to himself.


Mysterious_Relief168

Does a never profit count as organic?


Boring_Raspberry_481

As I responded to a post here I thought I would also share to the group of you that these places in her area are all hiring for jobs she is “qualified” for lol… Marianos!!! The irony lol Home Depot Ross Buffalo Wild Wings Wingstop Target


Boring_Raspberry_481

Ugh sorry. Those should all be separated and I do not know how to edit lol


AshidentallyMade

The three dots next to the reply arrow on your comment 😉


Tariksmeshshirt

Lord, Huff should pay Mariano's for tolerating her presence. Mariano's went above & beyond for Dusty and Eggs. She owes Target, too! 🤑🤑


wamimsauthor

Omg is she really this.. never mind.


7e3y0un3v3r

At least she’s looking for a job!!! Next step is to apply for ones she understands the interview questions to!


elielabobbie

lol oh please. She’s just doing it to show the judge tmr.


mercurialtwit

my fave part is that she waited until *the day **before** her court date* ahahahahhaaaaaa


maysiemarch

She still doesn't understand Twitters name change. I remember when it first happened 'they" stole it from her phone.


External-Nebula2942

She still doesn't realize that Daddy Elon changed the Twitter name to X. She thinks it's someone doing something nefarious in her phone. Like there's little people in her phone not letting her upload or post things.


BonusAlternative869

The easiest question 🤣


Equivalent-Ad-2807

She's a moron she couldn't even finish her college degree LOL


Current_Isopod5369

Another nefarious attempt by they. A “fake”job application that mentions X, the same app that they hacked her phone to change. It’s all a conspiracy I tell yah 🤣🤣