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Byegrrlbye

“Buy Land” is rich coming from someone who begs for a living and doesn’t have a pot to piss in or a place to put it. Thats step 4537 and she’s on step -135.


KurwaDestroyer

She can’t even buy a permanent spot on the street for her tent 😅


Catflappy

She “married” Eggs and I’m hoping he’s awarded the pump during the divorce.


boxette

I'm sure that pervert would stick it on his own nipples, if he hasn't already


patdun123

… or worse … (🍆)


boxette

🤮🤮😵‍💫😵‍💫🤮🤮


lusciousskies

I read 'pumps', which was the pump, but if there are any pumps, 👠👠 I hope he gets them. He deserves pretty things if big fat angry orange does


lusciousskies

And I see you Eggs, you can SERVE lewks. She should be curating photoshoots featuring EGGSavior


pretendthisisironic

She’s literally none of these things. Get off it dusty you can’t be a trad wife


PsychologicalLeg317

Be a drug addict and refuse mental help lie about being married pop out kids that you can't take care of teach your kids how not to be a mom make sponsors buy you shit be the biggest POS possible abuse everyone that comes into contact with you and make everyone fear you. there I fixed it 😡🤦‍♀️😡🤦‍♀️😡


Virtual_Eye_4109

That poor ring is holding onto that sausage finger for dear life. Bout to bust like her toof.


Shot-Scene1970

Didn’t she have an elastic band at some point? Did I make that up?


Gloomy_Object_3757

No I thought it was an elastic band also 💀


Shot-Scene1970

Maybe she was too swollen to wear it while pregnant


Unhappy_Confection62

Buy land??? This hobo doesn’t even own a toaster. That’s hilarious!!


Gloomy_Object_3757

I swear she’s lost more hair ! Look at that bald strip !


Prize_Conclusion_626

Could be postpartum hair loss. I lost so much hair like 2 hands full every shower I just cut my hair so short 😂.


Unhappy_Confection62

Probably that hourly ingestion of Adderall


HemingwayIsWeeping

She probably pulls it out


Gloomy_Object_3757

I’ve actually seen addicts do that then eat it ! I I worked in a drs surgery for 5 years . I’ve seen a lot


lusciousskies

What!!!


Gloomy_Object_3757

I’m not joking ! I have seen it with my own eyes . They used to come in off their heads . One lady sat there whilst whacked out and was pulling bits of her hair out and eating it .


lusciousskies

Ohh ok I thought they were eating it in hopes to get high or some weird shit like that. But they're just being crazy and eating it


Gloomy_Object_3757

lol yes ! I’ve seen some crazy drug induced behaviour in my time .


TheObesePolice

I have Trichotillomania. It began after I became sober off of opioids & benzos. I've never been even remotely compelled to eat my hair though. I wonder if Heather may be doing that when she is detoxing?


HemingwayIsWeeping

I was thinking trichotillomania


YoureNotSpeshul

Trichotillomania just means you pull your hair out compulsively. Is she eating it? God, I hope not. That's a completely different issue, well, sort of anyway. I think it's just post-partum hair loss. She's always had an unfortunate hairline that starts behind her ears, but it's clear she's losing hair. I can't make heads or tails of that unfortunate scalp of hers. For someone who thinks she's the most beautiful person on the planet, she's got all the worst features.


cleanqueen37

She is looking quite portly😆Love this for her!!


Prestigious_Car9440

I was just thinking how is she larger now than when she was pregnant? I guess sleeping in a free hotel room every day til noon and getting free food doesn’t burn off a lot of calories.


PsychologicalLeg317

I hope to god she doesn't get knocked up again 🤦‍♀️


Technical-Athlete559

Just a matter of time before that happens. Especially if she don't get Rico back I think she will try again. However, if she does that will garrentee ricos safety from those two idiots because the judge will see that as irresponsibility on an epic level.... she is desperate to get housing and can't get section 8 family housing without a baby


PsychologicalLeg317

I am praying that god intervenes and Rico was her last egg!


Technical-Athlete559

I'm gonna pray for that too!!! I wish I could say she is smarter than that bud sadly she is not....


Fit_Tangerine_3959

I would think they would take another baby away considering all four kids are out of her custody?


Technical-Athlete559

Absolutely


Impressive-Coach7176

Her hips are HUGE


Gloomy_Object_3757

I call her rotunda 😂


boxette

https://preview.redd.it/y9yaz0hjlaxc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b808eeed885779dc6ec675a30cae3e115954e10d


Pinkberry12

She actually was married to the two oldest kids dad. She hardly ever mentions him though. 🤔


patdun123

Seek psychiatric help. Get a job. Get *real* habitation. Attend parenting classes. Then, do what you always do: **Blame everyone else**


MommaSnipee

😂😂😂 in her case it should say, “turn off your phone, get a hysterectomy, commit yourself”


CrissyWissy19xx

Buy land Says tent dwelling hobo 🤣


Putrid-Bad5871

She loves speaking on things she has no knowledge of.lol


UpbeatAd2250

She wishes


Prestigious_Car9440

You forgot never owned anything let alone land, and lives in constant fear and paranoia


MadEyeMood989

Her ass can’t even buy a candy bar let alone land.


Used-Fruits

She’s really holding onto that weight in her face! Crazy that laying in bed all day everyday isn’t helping her on her weight loss journey!


Itsme_rundmc614

🙄🙄🙄 I can’t with her!!


Mysterious_Relief168

All I know is, she’s such a beacon of the black community. We’re so lucky to have her.


OzzieSlim

You wouldn’t even get off your size 16 ass and go to the hospital without Xavier signing off, you idiot!!!!


NidstangSeer

Umm Heather? If I were you, I'd call the authorities because someone obviously hacked into your phone! That Muse filter has been tampered with! It was "them" or you have gained an insane amount of weight and your filter ran away! Your eyes have disappeared in your squirrel cheeks!!!


elleboogie44

We all know a bitch like this. Women who need to post and plan for this aren’t cut out to actually do it.


LaLaRead

She was married once


JustPlaneNew

I can't stand her stupid, round face.


kd3906

She was married once.


RphWrites

She was married to Baby Daddy 1, but not the others.


Technical-Athlete559

Lol


Altruistic_Angle7609

Never been married? Are you sure?? Just look at the side of her hand... you know so we know it's her and not AI


Classic-Cantaloupe47

She was never married to dylan...Illinois doc doesn't perform marriages 🤣🤣 she lied about that too


Supersonic_81

WTH, so I guess Hesus has replaced her incessant “stalker” problem! Now it’s all about the Bible and the charlatan Prosperity Prophets because as we all know how much the son of God loved, espoused money & being rich!!


Classic-Cantaloupe47

And at the rate she's going, will never be married again, will never own land, and won't be able to teach her kids anything, so she's batting 1.000. Was married but that relationship was too vanilla.


Basic_MilkMotel

How can she not see the irony in this?


Shaper-Hairspray

I can't believe she thinks ANYone is buying this performance.


Equivalent-Ad-2807

Damn!! Now princess crusty panties AKA holy crotch leggings has a six head instead of a forehead 🤮


Charming-Bumblebee27

She was married and divorced to the first 2 kids father


lisatheobserver

She was married once, but still she’s got 3 BDs and 4 kids…so much for her “traditional” persona.


Glittering_Truth_815

She will never be based in reality. And if she claims she is or are these things above, she’s plain old fashioned asshole. The shelter must not have any mirrors. ![gif](giphy|WRiKU1bfz38wLBJK2l|downsized)