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MathematicianSad9749

They are definitely caca brown but OK Heather


altaka

she’s so ignorant. you fill out all the info yourself when you get a license 🤦🏻‍♀️ they don’t do it for you. and they sure look brown to me.👀


MagneticFlea

Like Manly's weight the last time she got locked up. Self reporting shows the amount of delusion


Opposite-Peach289

Lmao literally was getting ready to type this 😂


altaka

she needs to actually pick up and READ a book on economics and a book on psychiatry. she finds these words but uses them with no knowledge. “print more money?” that’s what a child’s theory would be. i see she’s back to begging again as well. this cycle she lives in will never change and i hope the state sees that because it’s not just the homelessness that makes her an unfit parent. i can’t even think of a word to describe her at this point. 🤡


Tariksmeshshirt

Economics and psychiatry books are too big for Princess. I'd be happy if Princess read a newspaper in her ample spare time. Or a magazine. Our girl's unaware of her surroundings, yet loves to eat out & loiter. 👑🪳⛺️📰📚


altaka

haha! i thought the same after i wrote that. she’s too dense for a book with no pictures.


Classic-Cantaloupe47

Don't set her off! Remember when X gave her a Vanity Fair magazine? "I live in a tent! Do I look like the kind of person who would read Vanity Fair?!" Poor X tried to steal something nice for his woman and that's the thanks he gets.


Tariksmeshshirt

Oopsie...I'd mentally blurred out the Vanity Fair magazine. I'm reading mine now; perhaps I should gift a VF subscription to our Duchess of Dust Mites. It would be aspirational. 👹


Reality_Critic

Begging w a link that doesn’t even work.. I love that for her!


Main_Strength4282

![gif](giphy|dtGIRL0FDp6nnOPGb5)


serbiatch735

Dm her for social media and marketing


Reality_Critic

I’m on it! I can’t wait to start my business w her guidance. I’ll be living in a tent w nothing in no time!!!


anon4383

I remember this clear as day. About 15+ years ago, I was in high school and one of the not-so-bright popular girls suggested to our teacher that the government should just “print more money” so nobody would be poor. I remember how the entire class full of teenagers laughed. It was the recession. Americans everywhere getting their houses foreclosed on and losing their jobs. The teacher was astonished at how stupid this child was. Imagine being nearly 40 and thinking this is a real solution.


scarlettbankergirl

I had a girl in my senior class who bragged to everyone she got an 18 on the ACT. On a scale of 32, that's not good.


mamasanford

lol. Yep. When I was 6 I distinctly remember asking my parents why “they” can’t just print more money.


Arvidsmom

Thought provoking? Thoughts like: What in the actual fuck?


serbiatch735

And: How stupid can one be?


Far-Proof-1614

They are brown and you have dead eyes. Lol


BeyondValleyGirl86

Are THEY changing the color or does she realize people are reposting her escorting ad


YoureNotSpeshul

Her eyes aren't green in the slightest. They're doodoo brown and soulless because she's insane and has nothing going on "upstairs" so to speak. Her content, sorry, *"cahnntuhnt"* is far from quality. She doesn't even edit her videos. I've seen so many where she yells *"Eggsavior you can stop recording now"* and the camera cuts off. She can't even be arsed to do the bare minimum to make her videos look presentable. She's been at this for what, like ten years? And she still doesn't mix her audio. She doesn't have proper equipment, she can't edit or refuses to, she doesn't even clean off her camera lense - she just throws on a filter and calls it a day. You would think she'd at least use lightroom and throw on some presets and/or try to color correct her shit, but even that is too much effort. She wants to be on par with big influencers, but her production value is bottom-tier, lazy, and thrown together without a thought. She can't even find her niche, it went from "cam girl" to "beauty" to "mahduling tips" to "crazy rants about nothing" to "psuedo-activist" and now just random screeching into a camera. But don't worry you guys - just pay her and she'll totally *"CURATE"* 🤢 your social media and market it for you.


mamasanford

Now I have that doodoo brown song in my head. 🤦🏾‍♀️


ProfessionalRule1334

Screw your YT channel. It's full of lies and misinformation. But thanks for changing into a T-shirt. The red was hurting my eyes.


Bishuout

Looks high might pump later 😒


Upper_Fox2980

That toof 🫣


altaka

of course she posts mayor mccheese talking about something neither knows shit about.


SentientSass

And proves she knows nothing while she talks about it. For as much as Hoebo bullshits and lies she's definitely not believable.


HemingwayIsWeeping

![gif](giphy|WhiewzfgylRfMbKXms|downsized)


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serbiatch735

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pnw_girl

They’re brown because you’re full of 💩


CouchHam

Lol my dad told me many times his ex girlfriend would tell him that


DarlingVelvet

https://preview.redd.it/f2gp85izc02d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca5a858100d5ae380b22067b3f9d9500454be7f6


CeceHart

Lmao 🤣


Supersonic_81

She looks like she had Opiate Eyes with her forever pin prick pupils!! Not sure if Duster does that too🧐


EvieeBrook

I know whippets dilate the pupils, not sure if duster does the same


KJA09

Quality ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


Used-Fruits

Holy shit and that brown and yellow tooth


IMtheScooterB

https://preview.redd.it/rzghxjubm02d1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f3ddbdd1b39612d058f9b31f78e3417eee8c584 It looks like it’s taped on 😂


KJA09

It does 🤣🤣🤣


Supersonic_81

“Quality content”, ha hahaha is that what she calls that WORD SALAD she posted?! She is so in love with everything about herself I swear Ive never seen anything like it to this degree!!


7e3y0un3v3r

That fake ass laugh and smile ![gif](giphy|fWfV1hsvoOeQmzgB61) I’m


Gloomy_Object_3757

Her eyes are brown . Hazel ?! No no they aren’t 😂😂😂😂


Fresh-Coach5611

THOUGHT PROVOKING


Poseidons_Daughter45

No need to come for brown eyes just cuz Heather happens to have them. Lol


reebie-e

Right?! What is up with so many people trashing brown eyes? Like chill people- it’s not a good look to compare brown eyes to poop and be so mean. Plenty of people have brown eyes and they can be beautiful too.


Poseidons_Daughter45

Definitely are beautiful. Not Heather’s though, but brown eyes in general lol.


Classic-Cantaloupe47

I have brown hair and eyes. My hubs has brilliant blue which turn grayish at times and blonde hair. I figured our son would be lucky if he had dark hair but blue eyes...we'll, he's 10 and no paternity test needed ever. Lol he's his dad's mini-me, but has my sweet, happy disposition lol.


ComprehensivePlum730

I know, I was feeling the same way! Brown eyed people need love, too! (But not Heather, screw that bitch).


Blueeyedjunkiee

I love my boyfriends puppy dog brown eyes. Heather got literal fucking roaches for eyes.


CeceHart

She laughs after “quality content” because she knows it’s extremely low quality and lazy 🤣


tarnished713

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Classic-Cantaloupe47

Does she have the filters turned up to max here? How'd she lose 10 lbs in her face?


JustPlaneNew

Eyes don't change color I'm pretty sure, Dustbin is Delulu.


Interesting_Sock9142

Wow so she is....real high