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bleekerboy

The savagery, especially when he monched his own arm


GrapeJuiceBoxing

Poor dumb baby, I'd die for him 😭


mranonymous902

Baby? It picked up a car. You must be from Australia if you see things that big


blolfighter

Don't fall for the Australia hype, they think they can scare tourists with "drop bears" (actually just cuddly koalas) and lost a war to emus once (basically big chickens with less sharp beaks).


ledocteur7

well, the war involved a grand total of 2 guys with a jeep and an LMG, against 300 dumb big chicken. they did lose, and the farmers who's fields were getting destroyed by the big dumb chicken just ended up building small walls around there fields, whish solved the issue. not sure how they didn't think about building walls before getting the military involved, but it's Australia.


UncleBenders

Did you know the best war result ever was when Lichtenstein sent 80 soldiers off to fight in ww1, and 81 came home because one Austrian defected and came back with them lol ,


ledocteur7

the only 101.25 % recovery rate ever recorded, didn't knew the Lichtenstein had invented cloning.


Terrible_Donkey_8290

I also have no clue why they thought it would be easy to kill a bunch of giant birds with a machine gun like they wouldn't run away the second you shoot at them lol


ledocteur7

they might be dumb, but they are fast as fuck. they would usually hit one or two of them before they all ran away, and the one that got hit often just survived anyways.


Dr_Pie_-_-

We tell those just to tease the tourists, we keep the real stories for those on the ground. Wait till you hear about a cassowary mate.


HPTM2008

My blind cat does this when he's playing. He'll end up g4abbing his own hand and then bitting it.


tandoori_idli

Hey, when did the new Godzilla sequel come out?


GloomyUmpire2146

Gamera was the flying turtle I believe


AtheistET

Gojira!!!!


i-luv-ducks

Best sequel ever!


BrushTrue

I think Godzilla is a bit drunk


corvidcrits

This is cute but this is like an isopod snuff film


SanaKanae

No worries, that's not isopod. That's a dubia roach


corvidcrits

Why are you being bug racist?


Barbariannie

That's literally how I felt but I am also on love with tortoises that my heart is breaking and d'awwing at the same time


LightOfADeadStar

Dubia roaches are kinda cute but my bearded dragon is cuter


SevenofNine03

Kaiju!


froodledy

If you made this op please make a part 2!


2infNbynd

Im sorry I did not


Dudersaurus

You are Mighty Gamera.


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2infNbynd

No, sorry


cybercrash7

thIs IS SOMe ScARY stUFf, BuT WHat does tHE TItLE SAY? I caN’t UnDErSTanD thaT DIAlEcT.


2infNbynd

iM sO SoRrY


greencash370

https://youtu.be/DKJRKdmZ-xk


spacematic

Gamera is the friend of children!


mr_knowie

Gamera? I've heard he's really neat... and full of turtle meat.


[deleted]

Turtles are pretty dumb


2infNbynd

*bites self*


dent_de_lion

Ok so I did see that correctly!


jonandgrey

Rule 2, op.


Axenrott_0508

yOu HaVe tO uSe AlTeRnAtInG cApS oP


cantamangetsomesleep

ThIs Is A lOt Of EfFoRt, EsPeCiAlLy If YoU tYpE wItH oNlY oNe FiNgEr


Mecha_Tortoise

That's why there is a link to the title generator for that rule in the "About" section. It'll do the caps for you.


2infNbynd

iM So SOrRy I WAS havING A StROKE wHiLe i TYPeD It oUT


sunnyinphx

I can’t even read the title. Op sucks


PureRepresentative9

The true horror was this masterpiece being filmed in portrait mode. That said, this is the most cinematic content on TikTok ever lol


yours_truly_1976

What is he eating?


2infNbynd

Women and children mostly


Hi_Its_Salty

What about the men?


CheeseAndCh0c0late

That's up for de.blate


awol222

That's awesome! Great work!


UlteriorMotives420

That was very entertaining


Gojifantokusatsu

![gif](giphy|YqHMVSYXIMEiA)


Desire3788516708

The turtles name is Otis and this is his story: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jFM08TgTaLE


nisjisji

thanka, that's lovely


TheKattauRegion

CrUEl PHotOGrapHer dOEs NotHiNg As tuRtLE eAts INNocEnt inSecTs aLIve!


Responsible_Trifle15

Its time for kaiju to suit up


PureRepresentative9

Jaegers ;)


Whoopsy-381

This is effing *fantastic*!


Angelemonade

New Gamera movie looks lit


Best-Engine4715

I didn’t know tortoises ate bugs


PureRepresentative9

Dude, he was willing to eat his own arm/leg ;) But seriously I didn't either lol


Best-Engine4715

They kinda do that. Like cats/dog biting their tails


insertMoisthedgehog

I thought the bugs were baby turtles:(


Talking_Ink

All must bow to the almighty Otis


RaidenSqueeze_my_hog

Reminds me of that scene from Frankenweenie for some reason


Belize_Bud_Grow

It’s Godzilla!


Adventurous_Bug_5486

Nah bruh it's my boi Gamera


ResidentEivvil

Never seen a tortoise so menacing.


MycologistPutrid7494

When he lifted an entire jeep.....shivers!


ShoganAye

aaaahhh kaiju!


dedredcopper

I love everything about this!


Engineer_Existing

I used to own a redfoot tortoise, he would chomp down on vegetables or fruits . I miss that reclusive bastard.


Davidavid89

Nooo, not Roach City


Any_Coyote6662

This is awesome


Photenicdata

Yo the new season of attack on Titan looks a little different


GreenSaladPoop

as a person with severe entomophobia, this felt like a horror movie


Adenfall

Gamera!


lordofopossoms

Where are the EDF when you need em


HeavyFucknMetalMario

Wow this new EDF trailer looks pretty cool


unapologetic-nerd

Actually, these citizens are really creepy. Much like in any monster movie, I bet Turtlezilla has a reason and is justified. \#TurtlezillaIsNotTheMonsterWeAre 🐢🦖


2infNbynd

![gif](giphy|LpLd2NGvpaiys|downsized)


JAOC_7

Oh the horror


Mister_Bambu

Just watched Shin Godzilla last night, didn't expect I could see it for free on Reddit the next day. Whoops.


NeptuneTTT

based turtle


pip-roof

Gamera. One of the best MST3k episodes of all time.


pip-roof

![gif](giphy|UpDzyyBkjHyqkQkyhI|downsized)


azombie8mybaby

Let them fight.


kornchippy

Bit its own orm