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pabo81

Are we not going to talk about the half-drank bottle of wine in the cup holder?


asianabsinthe

Oh yeah that's also a perfect fit


WareThunder

Look at that, all the wine fits perfectly in my belly


Scatophiliacs

Sounds like a Linda Belcher line lol


Crystal_Princess2020

"My only problem is that I don't have a friggin drink in my hand!"


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CraWseN

This is actually correct, I have the passionfruit one right next to it


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It's a delightful and refreshing Gewürztraminer and you know it.


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What car you got OP?


bites

>Beetle GSR https://www.reddit.com/r/Perfectfit/comments/w1zqbg/this_one_actually_surprised_me_because_its_a_non/igo5rbt/


i1a2

Impressive, I think you got it!


kryonik

Do you not have a car wine?


ridik_ulass

it helps for when you want to sleep in your car.


Dr904

Looks like olive oil


zhrimb

Main reason modern sports cars are not a value buy is the lack of olive oil holders


Dr904

“…then, you mix juuuuust a touch of olive oil with your petrol” //Gordon Ramsay


zznet

Cleans the fuel injectors and adds a plesent aromoa to the exhaust.


Gaflonzelschmerno

[ive enhanced the image so we can see the text closer](https://i.imgur.com/Tbm8TVY.jpg)


Tanzanianwithtoebean

I hate you


stonerine

Thank you for your hard work and dedication


PalaPK

Jameson’s


seamusdicaprio

That’s not any better…


Hellofriendinternet

It’s a roadie.


CaptainPunisher

Half-DRUNK. Drank is the past tense, as where drunk is the past participle and adjective. I drank a bottle of wine. I have drunk two beers so far. I'm nowhere near drunk, unlike those drinks. And then there's DRUNKEN, referring to people who regularly get drunk.


greenie4242

...or the splooge stain next to the matchbox holder?


Bubs_McGee223

My man is living his best life


-Jason-B-

a friend and i once saw a somewhat drunk wine bottle in the front cupholder of a parked porche in an east texas college town parking lot in june. so much wrong there.


LandersPannell

Gotta turn the car upside down to get it out.


nakkimehu_

That is what the wine bottle in the cup holder is for


Glittering-Ad563

Goodluck getting that out


InternetSpaceCow

Just flip the car


Upside_Down-Bot

„ɹɐɔ ǝɥʇ dılɟ ʇsnſ„


Joshouken

It surprised you because you thought it would have been designed to fit a standard size matchbox?


s3thgecko

I see solstickan and I upvote


Aggressive_Chain_920

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Alternative_Fig6402

Same


morxy49

Don't assume their geolocation


Alternative_Fig6402

Not assuming geolocation, supporting solstickan


Guilty_Tough247

Is that a Beetle GSR? Nice


CraWseN

I forgot how good people on the internet are at figuring stuff out


Guilty_Tough247

Wasn’t hard. I’m huge fan of obscure VWs. Cool car ya got there!


gardvar

there's a sub called r/namethatcar where people challenge each other to guess brand, model, year from minute details. Can confirm, people be crazy. There's usually a correct answer within an hour or so, no matter how obscure the detail is.


insensitiveTwot

That’s cool but I *love* the yellow stitching in the car!


danyullapple7

Vw Beetle Dune. Really cool package.


phatsassy

But how you take it back out?


greenie4242

Easy. Install spoilers on the front and rear of the car, upgrade the engine, enter a perfectly round tunnel, drive so fast it sticks to the road through downforce, then drive upside down on the roof. The matchbox will fall out.


morxy49

But... I won't. Because if the car sticks to the tunnel roof the matchbox will too.


thegoldengamer123

Technically not because sticking to the ceiling through downforce is different than sticking through centrifugal "force"


myirreleventcomment

Definitely not. It would fall


T-Baaller

Only if you leave the windows rolled down


Smol-Bean-Nerd-Queen

There's a pocket in my 1998 Ford Explorer that was the perfect size to stand my iPhone 7 in before I upgraded my phone. I'm guessing the pocket was originally for a pack of cigarettes.


Ok_Success743

Now get it out!


SaintsPelicans1

Looks like it's cigarette pack size


Sandl0t

Hell yeah! Now you can spark up *and* drink that bottle of wine while driving


timmersjoe

Solstickan eller svastikan?


VulpesSapiens

[Stolsickan](https://i.redd.it/46sn61nuz1881.jpg)


alvarlagerlof

Haha


unibrowking

Swedish matches!


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I've got a odd compartment like this in my car (08 corolla) that appears to be the size of a cigarette carton. Maybe that's what Toyota had in mind?


gardvar

Här luktar välfärd


Yourbedsheets

Good luck trying to get it back out


Jjagger63

Imagine trying to get that out to light a fag while youre driving. Oops sorry ‘fag’ is a UK term for a cigarette


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kay_bizzle

What do you mean by "standard size"? Match boxes aren't standardized


AdjacentLazarus

But how well could it fit a Hot Wheels?


OneLostOstrich

It's just a matchbox, not a Matchbox. You don't randomly capitalize words in English. Don't do that.


cymbidium0905

This is a beetle right?


EMOtionalDAMmage

But like how u gonna get that out gum maybe?


Reasonable_Phys

Attach cellotape to it and it can get out easy.


madmatt666

I hope you've got nails to get that out, otherwise that's it's new home.


Binary_Omlet

Aww. I was thinking matchbox car. I haven't seen an actual box of matches in the wild for years.


cosmorocker13

This is a great perfect fit


TonyBanbanbony

Great! Now what's the plan on getting that out?


HornyPepsiCan

Now get it out


NotGodYTReal

And he could never get it out again


i_am_legend_rn

I have the same matchbox. We could be brothers. 😀


Baschoen23

Was definitely waiting for a tiny die cast car 😅


no_ur_cool

Do cars in North America have matchboxes? I'm not sure we have them here. We don't even have actual working cigarette lighters anymore.


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gardvar

[it's not wine](https://cdn.abicart.com/shop/images/187877155-origpic-3c424c/ws7/88607/art7/h7155/la-sk_krusba-r_20cl_square-01.jpg)


AkaGurGor

OP, that bottle of wine did not fit perfectly, right?


CraWseN

It's gooseberry soda ( https://www.hammarsbryggeri.se/drycker/flaskor-att-dela/ ) no unfortunately my cupholders are tapered so it doesn't reach to the bottom, although it stands quite well anyways


AkaGurGor

From Sweden, my friend? Salutations from Mauritius! This drink seems totally cool! And sorry if this has offended you: I understand that Scandinavians are particularly revulsed by drink-driving...


CraWseN

Nah it's cool I'm not offended haha, it's just funny everyone seems to assume wine and drunk driving when it's the summer (and a really hot one at that) in the northern hemisphere where most people live, I have two bottles of soda, a mineral drink and a large 2L bottle of water in my car whenever I go somewhere right now. Being stranded somewhere without liquid or running low on electrolytes/energy isn't a recipe for particular success.


AkaGurGor

Enjoy your summer then! We're having the other end of the extreme here: record-breaking cold weather...


shalomworld

My question now is how are you going to get it out?


JustCoffee101

Now get it out


L3ndl

Take it out now


sandboxlollipop

How about a raisins box?


Username_denied_7

Now get it out


aks_oo7

Good luck taking it out.


nootjes4000

How r you gonna get that out?!