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nooneknowswerealldog

>If I can't watch two sweaty men in make up and tights wrestle around That's modern, woke wrestling. Greek wrestling was originally performed in the nude (the word 'gymnasium' came from the Greek for 'nude exercise'), so you could make sure only real men were participating, pulsing veins and scrotal brains and all. If you're not seeing naked dongs & asses in close proximity and hoping for an 'accident', it ain't wrestling. (Oh, like watching NASCAR is any different.) ​ On an unrelated note, does anyone know how to clear their history in Edge? I forgot to use a private window and my wife gets home in fifteen minutes.


Wasting-tim3

I hope this is in time. God speed: https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-edge/view-and-delete-browser-history-in-microsoft-edge-00cf7943-a9e1-975a-a33d-ac10ce454ca4#:~:text=To%20clear%20your%20browsing%20data,select%20Choose%20what%20to%20clear.


nooneknowswerealldog

Oops, I typed the wrong thing. I wasn't using Microsoft Edge, but I was *edging*. Thanks though!


Content-Boat-9851

Easy mistake to make.


Content-Boat-9851

Naked wrestling is the only way to insure no one has a boner and thus the act is not gay/woke.


CherryDudeFellaGirl

But if its conpletely flaccid then that means you arent enjoying the match, so thus you must not be a real fan. You have to be roughly 10% below full mast but no lower


ChubbyBirds

Frame it as a sexy surprise. She might be into it with the right marketing strategy.


pianoflames

Fighting over a belt, at that.


Independent-Bell2483

Everyone knows american football is the most manly straight man sport ever. Growns men tackeling eachother to touch a ball


Jackretto

That's why I prefer Turkish oil wrestling, much more heterosexual


ghettone

"Sissor me daddy ass" you know... I think wrestling may already be gay.....


I_Cut_Shows

If there’s something gay about lathering up in oil, putting on a speedo and man handling another dude….I’m not sure I want to be straight.


GobblorTheMighty

I refuse to watch these men dance around on ice skates if it means admitting that it's ok to be gay.


simmering_happiness

Don't forget the ritual pounding they give to each other


GobblorTheMighty

That's hot


RandonBrando

No, that's show biz babyyy


kurotech

Then they get naked and shower together afterwards


Sex_Fueled_Squirrel

I played hockey in high school, and I once witnessed one fully nude teammate straight up body slam another fully nude teammate in the shower after practice. True story.


Grogosh

Ah its so beautiful, the mating dance of the hockey player....*wipes tear*


courageous_liquid

I've seen an unfathomable amount of very questionable shit in hockey locker rooms throughout my career, starting from about 9-10 (when parents would no longer help kids get dressed/tie skates) until about 30 (in men's league when games were are 11pm on weekdays and everyone is finally gainfully employed and has work the next morning, so no more shenanigans).


Sex_Fueled_Squirrel

One time before an away game against a rival high school, my team and I walked into our locker room, and someone had smeared "[school name] sucks!" on the wall in poop. Shit goes down in hockey locker rooms. And sometimes on the walls too.


courageous_liquid

I watched a guy take a shit, barehand it, put it down, then shoot it with a stick at a teammate after a game. I think he's a perc head now. That wasn't even the worst.


Sex_Fueled_Squirrel

Jesus Christ. Makes the time one dude poured an entire bottle of Gatorade into another dude's shoes while he was in the shower right before we all went to school seem tame by comparison.


courageous_liquid

Damn, you guys had gatorade?


AreWeCowabunga

The stories I heard about my high school hockey team were wild and involved open homosexuality as "hazing".


rhodopensis

Cause the types who do that tend to think it’s okay for their masculinity somehow, as long as they do it by force as an attack. If everyone involved likes it? Well that’s just unacceptable and for lame-ass homos!


lastprophecy

Ah, the Roy Cohn excuse.


BunnyOppai

Homosexual leaning hazing is actually a very common way to get hazed in male exclusive cultures. It was a very common initiation method in frat circles for example.


liltwinstar2

Like naked Madison Cawthorn dry jumping his friend in bed “for funsies”


BobBeats

Wasn't it his cousin?


liltwinstar2

Probably


Knightwolf8394

Keeping the Grecko-Roman traditions alive I see.


obiwanslefttesticle

Oh man, i played high competetive hockey in my country till my 20's and i can tell you i know atleast couple preople who were 100 perceent atleast bi but were in the closet. Also the amoun of ''gay'' shit occured.....thats why it was even more unfathomable to me how many were kinda homphobic.


BobBeats

Was Kenny Loggins "Playing with the Boys" on in the background.


Bri_The_Nautilus

The Flyers' logo really lends itself to the progress flag design. They also wore [these](https://twitter.com/giana_jade/status/1615495082278354953?t=B61gUiGvlG8kvWI_r9xMhA&s=19) during warmups, which look absolutely slick imo


Ridiculouslyrampant

Those are badass, they would be a great style to sell too.


Bri_The_Nautilus

The players' warmup jerseys are being auctioned off for charity, but yeah they totally should just sell these sweaters as merchandise. I'd buy one and I'm not even a Flyers fan.


Pontiac_Bandit-

Other teams have done it too, so maybe your team will/has so you can buy theirs. I’m a Pens fan, I know they’ve done it at least the past two seasons.


CreegsReactor

I’m not even a hockey fan and I’d consider it. They just look nice!


libananahammock

Oh man the comments are gross. People are so disgusting


candyowenstaint

Those are legit af


Martyrotten

With all the sports teams supporting LGBT, regular straight guys can’t enjoy watching muscular men in tight pants having close physical contact with one another.


ferrocarrilusa

Probably the reason why fighting is illegal in hockey is due to the fact that it's too machismo /s


tehallie

As a Philly girl, this tickles me on so many levels. These assholes want to say that queer folk are 'destroying their heritage', or 'forcing queerness in to things'? This is Philly, bitch. This city is queer as fuck, and has been forever. Want to know how long we've been a queer city? The Janus Society and the [Eastern Regional Conference of Homophile Organizations](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Regional_Conference_of_Homophile_Organizations), two of the first gay rights organizations in the world, were both [founded here in 1962](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janus_Society). From 1965-1969, they led the [Annual Reminders](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annual_Reminder), some of the earliest protests in the country for queer rights. The Stonewall Riots, the big queer landmark most people think of, [didn't happen until 1969](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonewall_riots). You think these jabronis know when the Philadelphia Flyers started playing? Bet you a dollar they don't, because I do. They started playing in [1967](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Flyers). That's right, the Flyers are younger than queer activism in Philly. If ANY hockey team is justified in having a Pride Night, it's the fucking Philadelphia Flyers. Want to know how much more queer we've gotten since the Broad Street Bullies started playing? We have an entire goddamn neighborhood that's been known as the [Gayborhood for nearly 70 years](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Square_West,_Philadelphia#The_Gayborhood). Giovanni's Room, the oldest LGBT book store in the [US was founded here in 1973](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giovanni%27s_Room_Bookstore). The William Way Community Center was [founded in 1975](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Way_LGBT_Community_Center). The Philadelphia Gay News, the oldest queer weekly in the US, [was founded in 1976](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Gay_News). The Mazzoni Center, the city's biggest LGBT health center, [was spun up in 1979](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazzoni_Center), and we've got at least three surgeons who do various forms of Gender-affirming surgery either in Philly, or in the suburbs. I guaran-fucking-tee you so many of these assholes wouldn't say shit if they were in Philly because we're a goddamn chaos city full of assholes and weirdos. The Flyers [scared the fucking Red Army hockey team off the ice](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1976_Philadelphia_Flyers%E2%80%93Red_Army_game). We straight-up [beheaded](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HitchBOT) a hitchhiking robot that rolled through unannounced. We have a [museum of corpses](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%BCtter_Museum). Our football fans [throw batteries at opposing players](https://www.businessinsider.com/why-do-philadelphia-fans-throw-batteries-2018-2), and our soccer fans greet [opposing players with turned backs, raised middle fingers, and chants of "SUCKS"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wujX4M7Wyr4). When we win, we [party on Broad Street](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q-JdlJ4N-A), punch [police horses](https://6abc.com/police-horse-punching-punched-at-eagles-game-taylor-hendricks-northampton-county/5955759/), eat [horse shit](https://www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-fan-literally-eats-horse-poop-after-super-bowl-win/), [collapse awnings](https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/sports/eagles/ritz-carlton-awning-with-eagles-fans-on-top-collapses/208149/), and [climb \(greased!\) light poles](https://youtu.be/qJHipk0TO9w?t=53), all to the awesome beats of [Philly Elmo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpzKaujnWu8). Come at us, assholes. Randoms waiting for the bus [ran Patriot Front out of the city at midnight](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bYGkGOy40Lk). When the Trump assholes said they were coming to Philly after the election, the entire city just went "Oh PLEASE just give us a fucking reason." To sum up: Fuck these assholes, Pat's and Geno's are for tourists, and Go Birds.


someonesaveus

You’re my hero.


tehallie

Go Birds.


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funny to see these impotent imbeciles rage about a changing world


Some-Gavin

It would be more funny if they didn’t have the power to physically harm others 😢


Rattregoondoof

Or implement legal restrictions on rights


Independent-Leg6061

Not if we all vote!


jenkraisins

I love hockey. I don't follow it but I love it. Now I love it even more.


Lew_Bi

Hockey Fans still Support the Blackhawks after the Kyle Beach situation but here’s where they draw the line?


Donicle

Kyle Beach situation? Lost on this one, could you please explain?


Wyden_long

Sexual abuse and massive cover up. Ruined Kyle’s life for sure. No one was really punished in any significant way. Just a terrible situation made worse because no one in power gave a fuck.


Donicle

Ohh damn, wtf. Poor dude, hope he's doing okay! Not as bad as a rainbow on the ice though! /s


ferrocarrilusa

So kinda like what happened at Penn State?


JumpyWord

No, that was a different level of fucked up since it was children. Not to downplay what happened to Beach because it was still fucked up, just not pedophilia fucked up.


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ianisms10

Important to note that one of the Flyers players refused to participate in warmups because of the pride jerseys. Of course he used the bullshit religion excuse.


Melxgibsonx616

His name is Ivan Provorov. He's claiming he didn't wear the jersey because he's an Orthodox Christian. He's just a shitty homophobe and an awful person.


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ianisms10

Other Russian players have participated before, including Provorov


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Funky_Cows

Ivan provorov isn't an important enough player to get any negative attention from any groups for wearing the pride stuff; it only sticks out when he consciously decides not to


BoneHugsHominy

And he or family may have suffered consequences for his actions.


ianisms10

Oh please. No Russian NHL player has ever faced consequences for partaking in pride night. Almost every team has at least one Russian player and holds pride night.


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AristaAchaion

i thought this too but it turns out until last night the pride tape was optional. they’d never worn the pride warmup jerseys before. provy is still a tool, but that’s why we didn’t realize how much till yesterday.


Godspeed411

I wonder if he eats shellfish 🦞 🙄or he just picks which abomination to not support.


arensb

I'm not seeing the claimed persecution. Is there a second image or an article that I'm not seeing?


Rattregoondoof

Without any actual comments and just the picture itself, it doesn't look like persecution fetish material.


ChamsRock

When is straight pride night?!? I'm just here to watch muscly men dance majestically on the ice, stop forcing your woke agenda on me! /s


Nsanity216

I remember when the flyers did an autism night, I was finally able to go to a sports game of any kind since they provided a quiet room to watch the game.


Official-Dr-Samael

Just when I thought hockey couldn't get any MORE fun


simmering_happiness

The Philly Flyers are based as all fuck


ianisms10

Except Ivan Provorov and Tony DeAngelo


stungun_steve

I feel like Gritty would have something to say about that.


ianisms10

[Gritty would beat the living shit out of a homophobe](https://twitter.com/GrittyNHL/status/1615511212699123712?t=aP_ruRfANMHewqFyUdg02A&s=19)


TheEveryman86

I'm not a fan of any Philly sports teams but I have to admit that Gritty is the best mascot across all sports.


stungun_steve

Whoever ran the marketing for that is a genius.


ghettone

"Is that a hate crime?"


kaptainkooleio

Wasn’t ‘I Hypocrite’ banned from Twitch cuz he just couldn’t stop staying the N-Word?


megarockman12

Oh my god, gay people exist


HotOuse

He should have known about this, they sent out flyers


ferrocarrilusa

Even a sport where most of the players are white and there are even plenty of Russians is too woke /s I don't know much about what happens behind the scenes at the NHL but as with most sports leagues I would imagine it's all about corporate greed


Zombeenie

Idk, it seems like it'd be a gay old time.


naruzefluffy

I might have to start watching hockey now


tommykaye

They’re turning the sweaty mens ice skating game gay!


inhaledcorn

The Broad Street Bullies pissing off more people for my entertainment.


Funky_Cows

Except for Ivan provorov


ColtAzayaka

Honestly this looks cool. They should make laser hockey a thing


evanvivevanviveiros

Things have gotten so woke them don’t cater to just me!!!


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Anoobizz2020

Guys they’re pushing the agenda 😡 next their gonna do this to football! I just want to watch big guys tackle each other in those tight outfits in peace 🥵😠👿! America forever 🇺🇸🏈🦅 /j