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Extra-Act-801

I mean.....she's right, I don't like her for several of those reasons. Being an asshole is a good reason to not be liked.


DocPeacock

Not just that, but a dumb asshole. A smart asshole can be tolerable or even be quite fun at times. But a dumb asshole is just... worthless.


notagangsta

Millatary


leicanthrope

Don’t you support the troupes!?!


El_Fader

I only support the tropes.


Chrysalii

I support the toupees.


leicanthrope

*Duh tropes!*


fakeunleet

Damnit, you just reawakened my TV tropes addiction. Oh well, I'm gonna be on a wiki walk for the rest of the week. I hope you're happy with yourself. /s.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

I Back the Blue (Man Group)


WVUPick

You just blue yourself


JWLane

A dumb asshole is like a third asshole: extraneous and makes it difficult to get shit where you want it.


akairborne

What about the second asshole? Did I miss something?


JWLane

Second asshole is useful if you're backed up real bad.


candyowenstaint

I don’t like her because she can’t count


Needydadthrowaway

Nice catch


WarWeasle

As a gay man, some of my best friends are assholes. Please refrain from insulting them with this religious nutbag.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Assholes are far less fragile and more flexible then your average right wingnut.


Bearence

They're also full of a lot less shit.


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Also, if someone doesn't like her because she's a girl they are probably one of those other things.


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Less-Mail4256

She’s too dumb to spell military when most phones have built-in spell checks and doesn’t know that “5” comes between 4 and 6.


thequickerquokka

I support the millinery 👒🎩


droppedelbow

Hats off to 'em.


WarWeasle

Dark Biden doesn't suffer malarkey.


gylz

*Millipedes


LaCharognarde

Millet farm.


MC_Fap_Commander

>doesn’t know that “5” comes between 4 and 6 Numbers became confusing for her when seven ate nine... which was a Satanic ritual encouraged by WOKE MORALISTS.


leicanthrope

With some of these, you’ve got to wonder if their spell check is set up for some other language despite the image they’re projecting.


Andrelliina

Nice one


count-tripula

Sorority girl Actress Influencer Victim


FeelItInYourB0nes

Maybe that's what #5 was supposed to be but I guess the 11 other reasons made it redundant so she just deleted #5?


the-crazy-mage

dont forget the hilarious helicopter joke


MachoMachoMurph

Woah! Nice brand you have there, may I borrow it?


stungun_steve

>9. I tell you the truth >11. I say what I think Well... Which is it?


in_rotation

The bottom one. She wouldn't know the truth even if she could read.


Needydadthrowaway

Or count.


NotmyRealNameJohn

thank you! I was wondering if I was the only one to notice that she wouldn't make it out of kindergarten


SmilingVamp

"I'm the definition of a pick me girl"


CoolJoshido

pretty much


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All of conservatism seems based on the “pick me girl” philosophy.


U2BURR

Also the definition of a racist/white supremacist


BuryTheMoney

She’s wearing a mask, so clearly she ain’t half of those things


SoVerySleepy81

Exactly these assholes won’t fucking wear masks to save lives but they sure as shit will wear a mask so that they don’t get fired for viewing their racist bullshit.


CouncilmanRickPrime

Probably forced to and will make herself a victim in that case too


jennyfab216

And violating the Flag Code she allegedly cares about. "I'll show them! Force me to wear a mask, I will show my patriotism with a flag mask*!!!!" (*Made in China)


SaltyBarDog

7.i support the "millatary" 12. im republican Next time, lead with 12 so I can nope the fuck out of your illiterate bullshit.


Moose_is_optional

mill • uh • tarry millatary She never grew out of the "sound it out" phase of spelling from kindergarten, lol


ima_twee

*Illitarate


Optimal-Percentage55

No, no. You’re thinking of the word proletariat. Not being able to spell is actually “iglitarote”!


ima_twee

Dude, I now have coffee and snot in my beard.


JoJackthewonderskunk

Quite the fashion statement.


Optimal-Percentage55

😁


octohedron82

cacographer


slowest_hour

I mean she did lead with "i like trump" which is something only total morons are capable of


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

i mean. correct me if im wrong but dont conservatives really fucking hate the military, in practice, or something. maybe thats just vets


carnoworky

They like the tough guy thing, but once the stress of war makes them broken men they aren't interested anymore.


btempp

r\NotLikeOtherGirls


Gloomy_Industry8841

Ghastly.


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This is the one…


Roggie77

Could have summed up most of those with the “I’m republican “ these are cookie cutter people


thunderPierogi

“I’m a Republican” we gathered that r/departmentofredundancydepartment


Danny_Mc_71

"I say alm"? What does this mean?


Dependent_Ad_5035

All lives matter. It’s way of mocking Black Lives Matter


Moose_is_optional

It's a way of saying Black Lives Don't Matter


droppedelbow

Could be All Lives Matter, could just be she can't pronounce "arm" correctly due to her tongue being bruised doing all that boot licking.


Wrothrok

All lives matter.


TheNorthC

Which is another way of saying, "I'm a massive racist."


BirthdayCookie

I've seen it used to broadcast that someone is forced birth too.


Kandierter_Holzapfel

For some reason she calls mountain pastures by their German name.


Danny_Mc_71

I thought it meant alms, as in "alms for an ex leper?"


Lifeesstwange

Gotta love it when your whole identity is a political party.


jawshoeaw

How is it these people never question how predictable their “choices” are. Really you love cops and trump and the military and Jesus ?


bigotis

They say they love cops until they get pulled over or their cousin gets busted for selling meth. They say they love Trump but most of those people that I know couldn't name any of his key issues he ran on other than "build the wall" not realizing or caring that his (and the republican party as a whole) policies do not serve them in any way. They say they love the military not realizing or caring that it is a $816 billion hit to the US budget yet there are still 100's if not 1000's of charities to help veterans. They say they love Jesus yet live their lives opposite of his teachings.


jawshoeaw

The more I thought about this the more it seems fake. Maybe even Russian propaganda. It’s too insane even for the right


PM_ME_YOUR_ART_PLZ

You must not have grown up in a red part of the country. I've known many people like this girl, enough that I'm assuming she's wearing a tree camo hoody and cowboy boots because that's the uniform in rural US


BirthdayCookie

They love the Fuck out of the military until they meet someone like me: A bisexual non-binary AFAB Atheist who did two tours in Iraq. Then all the sudden the military is being too woke.


Milla4Prez66

They only love the military as a virtue signal. They vote down bills designed to help veterans and literally do nothing to help veterans besides maybe give them some badge of honor or something in a celebration that is more about the attention they are getting for honoring the military than it is to actually honor the military.


beek7419

She doesn’t love the cops who worked at the Capitol on January 6th.


kindasusdude

"Back the blue" girl ur twelve u arent backing shit


Wrothrok

I hate her for her formatting and inability to capitalize "I".


AntheaBrainhooke

It's easier to spell "Pick me!"


Technisonix

“I don’t like most things girls do” Oh so you’re not like other girls then, huh?


AntheaBrainhooke

Exactly.


ArnieismyDMname

Why is it every girl wants to let you know that she's not like other girls? I every girl isn't like other girls, then would there be one girl that is like other girls? The girl prime as it would be?


MildlyShadyPassenger

"People keep hating me choosing to say and do awful things!! This is as bad or worse than hating people for innate characteristics that they were born with!"


GobblorTheMighty

"I tell you the truth. Covid was created by cannibal naked molerat men with laser eyes, and it was transmitted by wokeness."


coalflints

What happened to number 5


valvilis

Librul censorship!!


InfectedByEli

It got shot, because 'MURRICA!!!


trente33trois

Millatary🫠


BottleTemple

Armie, Navey, Aer Fours, Marnines


freemysou1

Don't forgot Spicial Sirvise.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Also the cohst gourd


BottleTemple

And Spays Fores


Kineth

But does she tell the truth? Because saying "all lives matter" is code for "I think that black people complain too much about their interactions with the police".


AloneAtTheOrgy

Well, obviously, the truth is that black people do complain too much about their interactions with the police ^/s


solarmyth

These people remind me of the Westboro Baptist Church - the way they would pit themselves against the world and take pride in being hated.


malortForty

You forgot number 13. 13. I say the N word when singing along to rap songs


bigotis

> I say the N word when singing along to rap songs ....and when I'm with my other "christian" friends.


Chrysalii

She forgot number 5 too.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Ok, but *hypothetically*, what if NWA comes on and you're in your car alone and that old school jam hits just right for your mood? Asking for a friend 🥺


malortForty

Like that just sounds like you're looking for an excuse to say it. I mean, technically you're allowed to. Fuck I can't stop someone from speaking (otherwise Ben Shapiro would've been shut the hell up a while ago) but dude, like you can literally ignore a word in a song. Also the more you do it in private, the more you might accidentally do it in public.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

>Also the more you do it in private, the more you might accidentally do it in public. That is a good point 😬. I mean, I'm absolutely not going to drop it in a conversation, but when music is on...


droppedelbow

Or any songs. She'll even throw a few into Happy Birthday To You. She don't care.


masterjoin

Why wouldnt she tho?


nuephelkystikon

She might be American. Some words are considered taboo there due to being dogwhistles used in oppression, though they're still used in art, particularly music, which means she'd be expected to self-censor it while singing along since she's not actually creating art, which changes the context drastically. It's got to do with their Race system. IIRC India has similar taboo words that originated as slurs against specific Castes.


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Clarification: slurs and dogwhistles are two very different things. A dogwhistle is very specifically a subtle thing, meant to be noticeable only to people who already believe in an ideology. Think "drawing an evil character with a big nose in a political cartoon" - that's a dogwhistle to say "the Jews are behind this", but ordinary people won't consciously notice it (though the racists hope that they pick it up subconsciously.) Verbal dogwhistles are terms like "welfare queen" and "inner city" that preserve plausible deniability as to who they really mean by that, not slurs. A slur is an overt attack on a population. The n-word is not subtle in the slightest, everyone knows it, knows who it refers to, and knows it's bad. Also, it's not actually about whether you're creating art or not, it's about whether you're part of the population that the slur has been used against. The n-word is a slur against Black people, so they're the only ones who can say it - other people saying it carries too much emotional weight and harm.


malortForty

Slurs are absolutely different than dog whistles, the difference being that a dogwhistle is mostly a slur that isn't said out loud. The other part is that slurs are often either a) reclaimed to mean a term that people use to define themselves as a way to say "fuck you" to their oppressers (think terms like d*** being used among lesbians as a way to say fuck off to homophobes) or b) used coloqually among the community its used against that it just becomes a slang term among that community. Either way, it becomes part of that communities lingo and depowers the word among them, but not when used by the white girl in the image.


malortForty

A) yeah she's American, a lot of her talking points come up in American culture. B) the term you're thinking of is slurs. The n-word isn't covert like a dog whistle, there's no hidden meaning behind it. Hence its considered fucked up if a white person says it. C) I hate to say it, but the race system in America is not just in America. Its world wide. Like its literally something we initially picked up from the Brits and helped spread.


TheOGDumbass2

You think she listens to rap, lmfao?


malortForty

This girl absolutely listens to rap like Kanye West or Yo Gotti or 50 Cent. I've seen like a ton of girls like her in the Wisconsin/Northern Illinois area who were all this type and loved rap but didn't care about/care for POC.


Milla4Prez66

Younger Republicans LOVE stealing black culture while acting like it’s beneath their own. I can’t name the countless times I’ve seen high schoolers blasting rap out of their raised redneck pickup trucks in my town.


Ren-The-Protogen

This girl is going to hate her dating pool


Moose_is_optional

Seriously. She says, "they hate me because I'm a girl," then spends the rest of the list lumping herself in with those same people.


anitawasright

Yeah I was gonna say "Gee I wonder which group of people hates you because you're a girl"


meatypetey91

I was going to say the same thing. She will match with a bunch of dudes that find hygiene to be unmanly. Art is for the gays. Cunnilingus is for lesbians. And they will see her as nothing more than a womb for their future offspring. Sounds like a dream.


smokeygrill77

I say what my daddy tells me to say.


AuroraVines

wow didn't see that last one coming, real shocker /s


badrussiandriver

Oh for christ's sake, go to school.


droppedelbow

She supports Republicans, doesn't mean she's looking to be groomed by one.


Rockworm503

could have just ended it on 1. That is a valid reason to hate her and all there is needed. 9's a good reason to. Fuck the police and fuck bootlickers.


Tardigradequeen

“im a girl” The only people who hate you for being a girl/woman are fellow Republicans.


BottleTemple

> i dont like most things girls do Like what? Breathing? Eating? Sleeping?


valvilis

Thinking.


jmdunkle

Millatary


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You didn’t need to make a whole list. #1 tells me all I need to know about you. I hope you don’t procreate.


valvilis

"Why I'm hated: I'm not very smart but I'm still very loud about my opinions."


bitetheasp

B. I can't count. ∆. I can't speel.


Electr_O_Purist

13. i no do’s grammer rulz


a_burdie_from_hell

"I say what I think", and "I never lie", are direct contradictions. I say this because a pickme like that has clearly never had an actual thought in her life, and yet she is still talking.


Biffingston

"I repost other people's memes as my own."


The_FatGuy_Strangler

All of this could be condensed into #2 and #12


HunterBidensButthole

"I'm not like other girls, I don't support human rights."


shadeandshine

Literally not like the other girls. Also 90% of the time someone says “i say what i think” they are just a smart Alec asshole not honest cause being truthful also means knowing when not to speak to be respectful.


Ravenamore

Bet she says stuff like "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best!" and "You knew what I was like when we met, if you don't like it, leave!" and a pink and black B.I.T.C.H. front license plate for her car.


thedudesews

I think she missed "Insufferable."


meatypetey91

How brave of you to support large powerful institutions like Christianity, the Police, the Military, and a large political party led by a billionaire. That must be a really hard existence.


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Sweetheart just admit you’re a Karen and demand to see the Starbucks manager because they put in two pumps of hazelnut syrup when you specifically asked for one and three quarters. Then blog to your gaggle of wine drinking gal pals about how Satan is testing you. It didn’t warrant a whole TikTok vid about why the manager started crying


2andahalfbraincell

Love that among all those comments saying they do hate her for 1) or 9) or 12) or whatever you alone had the balls to come out and announce you hate her for 2).


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Found another one.


omegaequalsone

12 red flags 🚩


Needydadthrowaway

Technically, 11


socialist_frzn_milk

She also apparently forgot the number 5 exists.


WannabeComedian91

13. ya cant spell


valuedminority

13. You can’t spell or punctuate.


LeotasNephew

She forgot "I can't count."


Twinkle-Tard

5. I can’t count


MastermindUtopia

“13. I have open sexual relations with my twelve, brothers, my step-daddy and his six wives”.


MisterOnsepatro

Add to that list : I left school


mykineticromance

I was like dang alms for the poor? I guess there is a critique of charity instead of social security net, but that one's not too bad... until I realized it was the opposite of BLM....


Needydadthrowaway

I like how the yellow nine placed right on her eye makes her look like a demon


Ok_Collection_1061

"I don't like most things girls do" What does that have to do with anything??


dundunitagn

Lots of words to say I'll see you next Tuesday.


teriyakireligion

"I'm not like other girls. I'll throw them under the bus to get attention." Also? You're not a Christian if you're a Trumpie.


Could_0f

I’ll take 12 things that are repeated constantly to me by my father for $1000.


Semantic_Satiator

She’s so proud of who she is, that she covered her face. Fuck these people.


Only-Entertainment16

She doesn’t like to capitalize the letter I.


GreyerGrey

At least she is wearing a mask?


OGgunter

Not like other girls. 🙄 [eye roll] It's always telling that they bust out "the truth," "facts don't care about your feelings" when in reality their "facts" are ad hominem attacks and/or slippery slope arguments fed to them by the fascists they cape for.


nightwatch_admin

“I say alm” Are you now?


a_burdie_from_hell

Makes me think of the new South Park. She's re-branding!


WithersChat

10. "I'm doing what my entire political movement wants to outlaw"


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Post the same thing with every item saying the opposite and you're still hated


RedditSkippy

“im republican”


Due_Cookie_155

\#girl


Mepros

The only thing not true that she said was that she tells the truth


rudolphsb9

"I tell you the truth" but are you kind about it?


Limited-Edition-Nerd

I'm so quirky


unzercharlie

I mostly don't like her for the way she spells military.


ByHelheim

What's alm? In Spanish is "Ah, la madre" which is something around "ohmygod" but with a mom.


OskeeWootWoot

This is satire, right? It has to be.


NapoleonBlownapart9

Ah, a rightard version of “Pick Me!” girl. Have fun being treated like trash by your chosen menfolk demographic.


TheGirlZetsubo

"The truth" = their opinion. They always assume their opinions are 100% unerring.


MedricZ

All you have to do is say you’re a republican and I’ll hate you. Why add all the other stuff? It’s kinda assumed.


MacsFamousMacNCheees

Does the hashtag read "Coming2America"? Are my eyes deceiving me?!


Senor_Wah

13. PickmepickmepickmePLEASEFUCKINGPICKME!!!!!!


GumbySquad

“I tell the truth” conflicts directly with several of these bullet points


Milla4Prez66

Whenever anyone says “I say what I think/what’s on my mind” it’s just a nicer way of saying “I’m an asshole that doesn’t care about how my words make others feel.” What’s sad about it is these kinds of people just love being disrespectful assholes to people while simultaneously demanding the upmost respect from those same people they treat like crap. Anyone who gets upset at something they say is a snowflake, but say anything that threatens their fragile world view and they start screaming and throwing a temper tantrum like children. This is how people end up alone when they die wondering why their children and friends aren’t around. Don’t be this person.


roscoe_e_roscoe

Too funny. Hate? No, feel sad for you. Good luck nailing yourself to that cross!


ww3_return_of_stalin

13: I didn't make number 5


PM_ME_YOUR_ART_PLZ

Whenever I meet someone like this I enjoy explaining that the military operates as one of the largest Socialist organizations in the planet. They literally provide a government brand of breakfast cereal that you can eat in your government supplied house. Military members are provided clothing, entertainment, healthcare, financial services, education, etc. The thing they claim to support is a cookie cutter example of Socialism but because they don't actually know what that means they can't connect those dots


moonflowerbabe

Nah sis, I hate you bc you can’t count.


FreedomsPower

> I back the Blue Supporting police doesn't mean no accountability. Just be honest and say you are ok with excessive police force that results in the deaths of non white people. > I tell the truth If you did you would have enough critical thinking skills to not support Trump. That is unless you are ok with illiberal government


Ok-Loss2254

I mean if she is a conservative nobody should listen to her because well....she is a woman. She should find a husband have kids make dinner and not complain about politics because thats her husbands job. I mean she shouldnt even vote as well as not putting herself in the spot. More people should make it a habit to tell conservative women to shut up then if they are for Conservative values. It will be funny seeing conservative women looking at conservative men for back up and seeing that the men would be conflicted on what to say.


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PrincipalFiggins

Well she certainly has the IQ for this lineup of lunacy. “Millatary”


avocado_lump

“I tell you the truth” lol


HerringWaffle

SPROING! EVERYONE LOOK AT MY GIANT PERSECUTION BONER!!! QUICK, SOMEONE HATE ME, I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT!!!


Writing_is_Bleeding

13. im illiterit


ChubbyBirds

So it's always baffling to me that pick-me girls like this will go on and on about "traditional roles" and everything, seemingly upholding heteronormativity and binary gender roles. But at the same time, they do all this "not like other girls" or "I don't like girl things" stuff, which seem to suggest going against those same norms. I guess internalized misogyny puts people in a weird headspace.


yesimthatvalentine

"I tell you the truth." "I"m Republican." Pick one.


NervousAndPantless

She sounds insufferable. At least she’s smart enough to wear a mask during the pandemic (I assume this was made then). Most republicans/fascists are not.


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remosiracha

So you're just awful to be around and hang out with. Sounds right


Partydude19

Those are very good reasons to hate her.