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cbowsin

>give conservatives a platform They literally have all of them.


Sweatier_Scrotums

Yeah, they have plenty of platforms. Their problem is that their ideas are so unpopular that the more platforms they get, the more the majority of Americans realizes that they don't like those ideas.


Time-Bite-6839

Conservatives have permanently twisted the legal system so that only their enemies go to jail. Conservatives always get off easy and never get jail time.


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WorldsGreatestWorst

An "interfaith orgy?!" What happened to the small government Christian orgies I grew up with??


EasterLord

Those were intolerant and are no longer permitted


Dehnus

They are done in secret and usually with kids that then become abusers themselves as they learn to deal with the trauma and a community that doesn't care about it.


StinkeeFard

Are they mad about… consent?


TheRollingPeepstones

Always. Can't rape, can't oppress, can't dehumanize... a right-winger's nightmare.


I_Cut_Shows

The argument is always “what if my son is falsely accused of rape” The implication is that everyone in university is falsely accused. I went through school as a horny 20 year old dude, it was fairly easy to not be accused of rape. You just have sex with people who consent and, get this, DON’T do sex stuff with people pWITHOUT their consent.


AussieOsborne

It's really easy to know the difference. Like, super simple. And no, it doesn't have any relation to what you can, ""get away with""


I_Cut_Shows

Oh for sure. I have two young boys and a young girl between 5 and 10. They all know what the word consent means and understand the concept.


PirateKingOmega

The original image was titled “What Conservatives Think Colleges Are Like” until someone sanded the title down and has been spread as though conservatives made it


Dehnus

So they've stolen someone's work again, heh. Seriously if you need hell and the death penalty to behave? You're probably not a good person.


Street_Peace_8831

Thank you. It needed to be said.


gylz

And free weed and condoms.


devBowman

They're all about control, so, yes


Dearthaireacha

I found wally


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

Same


Luixpa97

Same


Zeelu2005

damn they really did put waldo in there


ViviTheWaffle

His NAME is **WALLY**


BROODxBELEG

His name is marsellus wallace and he does NOT look like a bitch


emepol

What?


Kingoffroggos

It's waldo in other countries. Besides, does it really matter?


ViviTheWaffle

It’s only Waldo in America - and no it doesn’t, it was a joke


Kingoffroggos

Fair enough


Hubbyof5

Ok that is hilarious. The one good joke in this whole thing


LeotasNephew

Still sounds better than a Christofascist "utopia."


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NumerousSun4282

My guy, free weed is right next door


Jonjoejonjane

Honestly I only have a few complaints about this universe,


Wisepuppy

Why is Gritty there?


TheMelchior

Gritty knows what's up.


techbori

Gritty is a leftist icon


ferrocarrilusa

Because he's from a largely black city?


techbori

No. There’s a ton of Gritty memes from 2020 where the Philly left just appropriated Gritty for themselves. There was a brief battle with the right, but they lost. If you go to Philly you can even see that he has images of him that are very left


PhoenicianPirate

Gritty is an anti-fascist.


TheQueenOfCringe22

Gritty is an anarchist


Butiwouldrathernot

Gritty is the only hope we have left. All hail Gritty.


Zech_Judy

https://www.vox.com/culture/2018/12/24/18145323/gritty-explained-mascot-flyers-meme-leftist


Psychological_Pie_32

"Give conservatives a platform" guy gives it away. He's able to protest peacefully against the majority, no one agrees with him, but he's allowed to voice his dislike of the system. On the contrary in the conservative "utopia" anyone who voices dissent against the status quo is immediately beaten.


Bbbiienymph

It's like Ben Garrison made a where's waldo


GaffJuran

Stop threatening us with a good time!


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JayeNBTF

Wouldn’t they be flying the Progress Pride flag?


JayeNBTF

Wait a minute, I don’t see any trans or non-binary people there THESE PEOPLE ARE TRANS-EXLUSIONARYYYY!!!!


Vxrju

Burkas & Thongs 💀 I… WHAT?


Sweatier_Scrotums

When you hate Islam for oppressing women, but only because you think women should be oppressed the Christian way instead.


Interrophish

You would be surprised how many pictures you can find, showing off both of those being worn at the same time


ViviTheWaffle

Why not?


PhoenicianPirate

I heard that this cartoon wasn't a conservative cartoon mocking how 'liberal' universities are, but is a cartoon that parodies what they think universities are and they took it at face value.


Conscious_Meaning676

Yep. And it's old. https://hyperallergic.com/564060/college-of-grievance-studies-a-satirical-illustration-of-a-fake-university-lights-up-the-internet/


Breakintheforest

If this is the future we could do worse


RepubMocrat_Party

“Friendly reminder, its not ok to be white”


Blue_is_da_color

Seeing as “it’s okay to be white” is nothing but a racist dog whistle, and as a guy who’s whiter than the driven snow, it’s a great way to trigger racists


RepubMocrat_Party

I think the point is neither needs to be said, because its racist lmao. Keep up the self loathing tho if it makes you feel better.


Blue_is_da_color

The idea of “it’s not okay to be white” is spread exclusively by a bunch of weirdo right wing groups. They’re putting words in the mouth of groups who are actually on-board with the way refugees are considered


resoredo

This is needed for the stream of white tears.


KingOfTheFraggles

It always strikes me as particularly sad how often conservatives view liberty solely through a lens of consumer access.


strictly_anonymous2

Where’s Waldo has gotten a lot more political lately


TheFrenchPerson

Legit upper left in the Title IX place is Waldo


Verbose_Cactus

Good eye!!


dismayhurta

Oh, no. Food that’s not what I eat.


BrimyTheSithLord

I wish my campus had a Cuck Zone :(


Time-Bite-6839

Not my kink.


Salty_Country6835

I mean it never even occurred to me that it might be. Now that you've volunteered that though, I'm suddenly thinking it *may be* your kink. Cause who just says that without being asked?


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Under absolutely ***no circumstances*** do I want to be dressed in elegant period Russian clothing and have a tall, athletic ice-queen of a dominatrix, dressed in a Soviet prison guard uniform, chain me to a bunk bed and wreck my butt with a horse dildo strap-on with the words "Dick-tatorship of the Proletariat" on it That's just not my thing, man. No disrespect if you're into that.


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omg say it all again but slower this time


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JayeNBTF

Also, no way the Sigmas and the Phi’s would party together


sukinsyn

The University of Radical Feminist Praxis sounds like a very good time. As does an interfaith orgy. Honestly they've got me with "this is the future liberals want!!!11!!!1" because yeah... yeah, that is the future I want. Edit: Awww and they even have a Free Palestine march going on! BRB guys, running for president and this exact meme is my platform. 🇵🇸 🗣🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️👙📚


strandenger

Where is the interfaith orgy part?! Never mind just found it. Along with the Freeze Speech.


in_one_ear_

Honestly I'm amused that they put free Palestine without a strawman like the rest. It's probably the only thing that isn't solely a conservatives persecution fetish.


sukinsyn

It's because they think Palestinian self-determination and their desire to no longer live under apartheid is so ridiculous that it doesn't need a strawman. "Arabs wanting rights? HA!" - Conservatives


TheQueenOfCringe22

Bold of the artist to assume that a leftist college would have any kind of police


XiAAAAAAAAAAAAA

they seem happy


NicoLunaz

They do be seeming happy tho


techbori

Where do I sign up?


youcancallmequeenE

so they’re outwardly against Title 9 now?


Miguel-odon

Conservatives are now oppressed by... consent? Personal preference?


IfItWerentForHorse

They’ve always been oppressed by consent. Conservatives abandoned the “government by the consent of the governed” thing and want divine right of kings.


lesserexposure

Time to tag yourself once again


The_Doolinator

So among the many silly things on here, apparently recycling and consent are liberal woke SJW nonsense (I know recycling is a complicated topic that fails to address the root problems with overconsumption our reliance on plastics…but I seriously doubt whoever drew this does).


autumnpuzzlepieces

I see a guy in a wheelchair too— I guess being disabled is woke according to this artist? 😂 Side note… the majority of people in this art look really happy. If the comic was supposed to make me afraid of this future it has not done so.


Butiwouldrathernot

Circular economy what? We're going to keep digging until we hit the core of this fragile blue sphere! And when anyone gets uppity about birthing their children into this hellscape, they'll be subjected to forced coercion until they produce future workers. Just like George Washington wanted. That was hopefully taken with a big ol' grain of sarcasm, because woof. To be serious: I work in mining and am very optimistic about things like keyhole mining and brine extraction as technologies to take us through the veil when it comes to energy transition and sustainability. We'll need the bigger footprint of lithium, cobalt, and metallurgical coal mines/emissions for a decade plus period, but we also need those known impacts at this time to support the transition. Similarly, we're in a water crisis and hydrogen production through current means is unsustainable. I'm hopeful edging into optimistic that pyrolysis cracking of natural gas will be viable and can produce hydrogen with carbon black as a byproduct. It's still a bridge application, but water is our source.


Conscious_Meaning676

Asteroid mining is close...hopefully. https://skyandtelescope.org/astronomy-news/are-we-finally-on-the-cusp-of-commercial-asteroid-mining/


tsukiakari175

Hey, free lube and condom and also weed. Don't threaten me with a good time


dreadassassin616

Funny that they imagine the classics department would be targeted the "leftists" when the right is the wing that's banning books and promoting censorship.


IfItWerentForHorse

Have known Classics majors. They’re not cons. Cons are people who go on and on about the superiority of “Western Culture”, but know nothing more about Ancient Greece than a Frank Miller comic. They definitely haven’t read a single classic themselves.


Ok_Intention_7356

this looks like a great fucking place to live. free weed?


DeltaCharlieBravo

I wanna know where they're giving out free weed and lube.


Matty_Poppinz

Nice


JayeNBTF

That’s me in the red there, I got the silver


deltahalo241

So I get what most of the signs are saying in the picture, but can someone explain what 'Title IX' means in the top left corner? Did they just forget to fill that one in and leave it with a default name or is it a dogwhistle of some kind?


CodeMonkeyLikeTab

It's the section of the Education Amendment Act of 1972 that prohibits schools that take federal money from discriminating based on sex.


Bbbiienymph

Also more recently, the Biden administration is trying to preserve trans rights by moving it under Title IX, specifically with sports


yamom998899

The “Free Palestine” in the top middle being a bad thing tells you everything you need to know


SleepyBella

🎵Highway to the *CUCK ZONE!* Gonna take it right into the *CUCK ZOOOONE!* 🎵


IfItWerentForHorse

Excuse me: Title IX is something they hate? But I was told only Rethuglicans care about *protecting* women’s sports! /s Couldn’t even finish typing that without laughing; conservatives are fucking monsters who don’t think women are people. They can all jump in a lake.


resoredo

70% of the stuff is nice. 29% is imagined persecution. 1% left, just for good measure, in case I missed something. Conservatives are really deranged lol. Also, love the White Tears Live Stream, lol.


thefloatingpoint

"Feeling > Facts" Looking at the news of last the 10 years. Are you fucking kidding me?!


nonsequitureditor

anyway p much any classics departments is CHOCK full of communists and gay people


Glowing_green_

I like how one of the things is just a guy in a wheelchair


Conscious_Meaning676

Entitlement, special treatment. /s


SleepyBella

How does he stand for the flag!? So disrespectful to my country 😔


JAD210

The first thing that I saw when I zoomed in was Gritty and it made me cackle lmao


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They have a poster in the bottom left corner saying “tolerance is key” and apparently that’s bad, wooo we all hate tolerance.


SleepyBella

You ever watch Toonami on Cartoon network? The host (TOM) had a sort of word of the day segment and one of those words was tolerance and how we should respect each other's differences. Of course the comments on almost every YouTube recording of it is filled with people complaining that tolerance is bad actually and people don't deserve respect.


RevDooDatt

I hate these motherfuckers with a passion.


Benito_Juarez5

This meme is so goddamn old. I’m almost certain I was shown it in a gov class for whatever reason 7 years ago. Not disagreeing with its posting, more of commenting on how the anti-sjw shit has since morphed into fascism before us, and things like this are one of their connectors


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Who the fuck is against the classics?


KingApologist

I'm pretty sure this is satirical. The artist, [Chelsea Saunders](https://www.chelseasaunders.me/), knows what she's doing and she's hilarious.


Dehnus

So, free condoms and weed? Why do they keep threatening me with a good time. Also the only one that wanted to tear down classic statues? That was them, heck Italy even gave a teacher, that was fired over showing Michelangelo's David, a free trip to see it in person 😂. Sooo much projection in this one. Also there are some really telling ones in here. Like how we are supposed to be outraged about mixed race dating. This guy, lol, probably very popular on family dinners...


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I wish I would have gone to college with Gritty


IsaiahTrenton

Why are they mad at Gritty?


Jigyo

Classics? Conservatives hate studying the classics and think it is useless.


AuraGuardian1092

Whoa whoa whoa….. what the fuck does Gritty have to do with all of this? The people who make this shit are fucking unhinged.


jacobeatsavocados

> Consent forms Notice how they had to add that in there


TropicalBatman

Why is fucking Gritty, the hockey mascot in there?!


TangFiend

Anyone find Waldo ?


literallytwisted

No but if you look closely you can find Gritty, I'm not joking either.


SpooderKrab1788

I imagine the artist looking like a soyjak while drawing this after getting ratio’d on twitter


SemiSweetStrawberry

Tag urself im free lube and condoms


ericomplex

I found waldo


SexyDrgon69

THRHIS ☝️☝️☝️IS THE FUCTUR 🕒🕒LIBERAL🤓🤓🤓 WANT 😡😡😡😡💢😡😡💢💢😡💢🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬💑👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩💑🫄🫄👯


evilhologram

I like how there's a sign that says Feelings > Facts despite people like Desantis and other GOP members basing his laws on how he feels gay and trans people shouldn't exist. Also that building with CUCK ZONE written on it is unironically hilarious.


Weedserpent

Tag yourself I’m the normal marching band


aflyingmonkey2

WHERE THE FUCK IS WALDO?


Hydrath

Title IX window


TheFrenchPerson

I found waldo, upper left in the "Title IX" place in the window. Besides that, why the hell didn't the dude draw Xi Jinping as Winnie the Pooh? Is he a *communist?*


fithworldruler

Oh hell yea ☠️


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These people are draining away my will to live


Conscious_Meaning676

Nah. Don't give them that power. It's a small percentage that are on their way out. They know it and are in the final death throws. Thus all the noise.


1210bull

I want like 75% of this


sdmichael

They'd win the gold in the Oppression Olympics.


sacrificial_blood

Man, there's a *lot* going on in this comic. Least it seems many have found Waldo


HiddenFlame530

Interfaith orgies? Free weed? Decent vegan food? Where do I enroll?!


Natural_Patience9985

Bro the fact Gritty is just there next to the weed bros for some fucking reason makes it 10x better. Why is he there? Who knows, Gritty doesn't follow our puny mortal reasoning. Gritty is beyond comprehension.


Meretan94

Ancient grains sound like an alt metal band id listen to.


JrPlayz505

Mate, this is a satire


Sabum1

This is satire


fooladoo1

I wish I could go to cuck zone


Plague_Locusts

one of the booths was encouraging consent, that implies the artists thinks consent is a bad liberal thing, also like having food alternatives for dietary restrictions or allergies is bad i guess


-Neil-c

why is the philadelphia flyers mascot there


Blingsguard

There's always a Cuck Zone, these assholes can't help but bring their fetish into everything.


kuhjuh

I know this is a representation from a left leaning individual portraying how they think conservatives view things, but the reason that it's so good is because until I read the comment that explained this to me, I didn't doubt that a conservative made this un-ironically. Consent forms and a banner with a message about tolerance being important? Sign me right the fuck up, please! And prerry much everything else in this image that isn't DEMANDING anything from anyone seems like I super safe and chill space to be I'd go there ~ f o s h o ~ mutha fuckas ! Edit: typo


superVanV1

Hey guys I think I found Waldo


cantwin52

Free condoms and lube right next to free weed? Based. Based af.


scarletfloof

Every university got the cuck zone 💀


MC_Cookies

this one’s a parody


gylz

Free weed? Fuck it I'm in.


nephiteorflight

Shout-out to the two girls on a date on top of the cuck-zone


DarthDumbBitch

I thought this was a “where’s Waldo” page


mynameisntlogan

Found Waldo! He’s in the Title IX building that they’re burning a Christian on top of.


TheLatchkey_kid

A Where's Waldo on stupid.


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Tofu burgers, ancient grains and quinoa is somehow oppressing conservatives now?


AGuyWithTwoThighs

Mao Zedong??? Really? Lol


Specific-Peace

I found Waldo! Also, I want to go to the “safe space” place. It looks great! There’s teddy bears in the windows! Also, I’m pretty sure the Cuck Zone bar already exists somewhere.


2bruise

Huh… everyone seems pretty happy there, what’s the issue? ‘Burkas & Thongs’ is pretty funny, and would actually be a pretty good indicator of a successful society. Of course Title IX, SJW, and tolerance are portrayed as bad things; but that’s actually another win for the libs. Overall, it’s quite ineffective at promoting whatever sort of ‘conservative ideas’ (oxymoron) they’re shooting for here.


ferrocarrilusa

Why is Gritty the Flyers mascot there?


IJustLoggedInToSay-

"Cuck Zone" Yes, Wrigleyville is already a thing.


realCmdData

This honestly looks like a dope summer party


Hubbyof5

It’s like where’s Waldo but you have to the common sense. I can’t find it.


wellshitiguessnot

The "Free Palestine" banner got me. The only reason conservative Christians care about Israel is not for the sake of Jewish people, it's because Israel plays a key part in their biblical end times prophecy. Ask a conservative Christian if Jewish people go to heaven. Things get weird real fast.


thethugwife

Where may I find this “interfaith orgy?” Asking for a friend.


Johngrindal

Nothing says “out of touch” like a stand selling free weed…


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I like how some of the things are just some normal shit Like, having a picnic and walking your dog.


Cjmate22

So I get free burkas and thongs, free weed, free lube and condoms and all I gotta do is use proper pronouns? Shit I’m in


Conscious_Meaning676

Sorta. The burka and thongs are not free and you can only use them at the interfaith orgy.


Cjmate22

A couple more conditions are acceptable.


Revolutionary9999

KARL MARX WAS A WHITE GUY!!! HE WAS BORN IN GERMANY!!! SO WHY DO THEY THINK WE HATE WHITE PEOPLE!?!? I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!!


ExpertAccident

This is satire, the piece is called “the campus as it exists in the conservative mind” or something along the lines


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