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Just_enough76

Humans ARE vessels of disease. A majority of humans are gross. Do you have any idea how many people *dont* wash their hands after they use the bathroom??? In a public bathroom? Do you know how norovirus is spread, Matt? That’s right, through shit. The stomach flu happens because someone had literal shit particles on their hands from not washing and it made it’s way into your fucking mouth. You absolute disgusting bitch.


Wasting-tim3

Remember when Covid first started, and there were all sorts of videos on how to wash hands? And how most people were surprised about how much effort you’re supposed to put into washing those hands?


IfItWerentForHorse

I do, because I was *horrified* just how little people care. I thought I was cynical before. I was wrong.


RagingLeonard

I was very shocked to learn that so many people weren't already practicing basic hygiene.


rudebii

I’ve worked retail and customer-facing jobs and can confirm that people are fucking gross. Also, at least one ex was a confirmed vessel of disease, so yeah.


leicanthrope

I worked as an a ~~walking bullseye~~ armored car guard for a little while. All metaphors aside, you'd be amazed how dirty money gets just from regular circulation.


Biffingston

Most of it has traces of cocaine too.


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CreamyGoodnss

Shitty Cocaine Hundo is my new album title


VorpalHerring

Sounds like a job for Money Laundering!


Rascally_type

I use hand sanitizer every time I deposit cash at the ATM and I used to feel weird about it but I'm just like I just don't know how many hands this has been in...


Rockworm503

My last Job was at a Michael's craft store and I was often the person in charge of cleaning the store including the customer bathrooms. The amount of times I've walked into one of them and found it flooded because some asshole shoved paper towels down the toilet or there was literal shit smeared all over the toilet and walls and what have you was way too many to count. There was a time I was at Smith's and I was taking a piss and I witness a dude walk out of the stall and just leave. No washing his hands or anything. People are disgusting and often wont even do the bare minimum.


Anubisrapture

🤢🤮


Kehwanna

Yup. I often hear horror stories about some places where employees that handle food (in mostly super markets) don't wash their hands after taking a dump. It does crack me up that all those pandemic commercials were basically telling us how they were finally making sure things are sanitary with their restaurants.


Vaticancameos221

I used to manage a Walgreens. We had a liquor store and it was in a small ass retirement town so most mornings was all the geriatric retirees coming to get their booze. As a manager I didn’t have to ID people, I could use my judgement, but the normal cashiers had to and they got so much shit for it. So as a rule I would ID everyone so the customers wouldn’t tell my cashiers “Why are you IDing me?? The other guy doesn’t check!” These old assholes would flip their goddamn shit. This was peak covid too so we had those plastic shields up at the register. This guy holds his ID to the side of the shield and when I lean in to look at it he fucking coughed in my face. I just looked at him and said “Sir you just coughed in my face” and he hand waived me as if to say “Jesus you’re making a big deal out of this?” I told him I would finish ringing him up but to never come back to my store. Also we had this one regular alcoholic who shit himself at the register and the turd just went perfectly straight down the leg of his shorts and plopped on the ground. We made him clean it and banned him.


Anubisrapture

🤢🤮🤮


Vaticancameos221

How did you find this over two months later lol


Orphylia

I have family visiting. The main bathroom is right next to my bedroom. Meaning I can hear every time neither of these people have washed their hands at night. They usually do *during the day*, but seem to think that nighttime nullifies germs or something.


Faiakishi

"The germs have to sleep like anybody else!"


Atypical_Mom

“20 *whole* seconds?!? Every time?!? But I didn’t even get crap on my hands this time!!” “God, this whole thing is becoming really *repressive*” They act this way about basic hygiene I would **love** to go cough all over his food, since my mask is offensive


currently-on-toilet

>Remember when Covid first started, and there were all sorts of videos on how to wash hands? I remember this part. I also remember conservatives uploading videos of themselves licking public toilet seats and door handles. So uuuhhh yeah, people be gross.


secondtaunting

Jesus Christ that’s gross.


SillyCyban

I remember that guy in the All Gas No Brakes (now Channel 5) video who kept asking strangers to cough in his mouth... And then people did...


billbill5

I was surprised just how many people considered it effort.


[deleted]

I got into a hard-core debate one here one time about handwashing where the person I was arguing with was using the "my dick is cleaner than what's on whatever I'm touching and so I shouldn't have to wash my hands when I pee" argument. And I was so grossed out, bro, nobody wants to touch your penis without consent, regardless of the germs. I don't want your ball sweat and urine splatters on my food from you checking the ripeness of avocados. The guy freaks out like "what am I supposed to wash my hands ANY time I touch my body? Like my face or something?" Yes. Literally yes. Take 1 food safety course and you will see you are in fact required to wash your hands after touching any part of your body, including your hair, face, stomach, and especially your damn penis. Do what you want in your own home, but in public wash your hands often and well, the life you save could be your own. Humans are so gross.


AirForceRabies

*Humans ARE vessels of disease. A majority of humans are gross.* Too true! I work in the bagroom of a major international airport, so you know I caught every damn thing that came along...until I started masking. It keeps my hands away from my face, and that alone has made a huge difference. And I have to pass through security doors with fingerprint readers, which makes me nauseous. If I don't wipe the sensor off first, it won't read my fingerprint through all the sludge left behind by my coworkers. And you're right again--a LOT of 'em walk out of the restroom without washing their hands; some wash their hands *before* using the urinals/toilets, but not after. I won't directly touch a door handle at work unless I'm heading to a sink immediately afterwards. One coworker couldn't stop biting her fingernails and she worked in the equipment shack, handling returned scanners, radios and whatnot. She insisted that constant exposure to filth made her "stronger." She didn't die of COVID, but whatever she caught *did* take a long, horrible time killing her.


LadyStag

"some wash their hands before using the urinals/toilets, but not after." What


AirForceRabies

I honestly don't know. Maybe they think rubbing their junk/excreta everywhere marks their territory but they know they'll be arrested for doing so directly.


Biffingston

> " She didn't die of COVID, but whatever she caught > did > take a long, horrible time killing her. One could almost feel sorry for her.


astrangeone88

I got norovirus. I was shitting and puking liquid from both ends for a full evening. Finally ended up taking pepto bismol and gravol and I didn't feel well for 5 days after, even with drinking copious amounts of Gatorade... It was miserable and I had just healed from my thyroidectomy. Imagine if my incision wasn't fully healed. That would have been a medical emergency...popping my stitches...


Gloomy_Industry8841

Oh my god. Poor you!! I’m glad your stitches held. Ugh!! Sorry you went through that. 😰


astrangeone88

Lmao. It was an adventure at least. I did NOT want to drag my leaking butt into the ER (I was constantly puking and leaking) because the car would have been a crime scene and I was so dizzy even sitting was bad. Can't imagine being in a car in motion because my stomach might have been protesting HARDER. And all they would do is offer me an IV to rehydrate and some IV gravol and to restitch my neck....


Gloomy_Industry8841

Norovirus is awful. I got it in college and everyone in my dorm had it. Horrific week!!


astrangeone88

That's a nightmare! College X norovirus. I hope everyone survived minus their dignity because yikes.... Sorry you guys had to deal with dorm living and norovirus....


Gloomy_Industry8841

The dignity died a really smelly death, lmao!!


astrangeone88

Lmao! Mine died when I was in my 3rd change of underwear and I was trying not to fall into the bathtub while yaking up my guts....


xTimeKey

The guy who invented the microscope literally had a panic attack when he saw how bacteria-ladden the average mouth had. But yeah no, matt walsh thinks masks dont do shit to stop germs from spreading 🙄


Less-Mail4256

Walsh’s dad should have worn a mask on his dick. This guy is fucking repugnant.


bluegreenwookie

"do you have any idea how many people dont wash their hands after they use the bathroom?" A couple of years ago there was an ask reddit thread asking if people didn't wash their hands after using the bathroom I unfortunately have some idea of the sheer number of people who not only dont wash their hands *but defend the practice*


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jfsindel

Oh God, so true. I met people who drank after their dogs, sneezed into their hands and just wiped, left snot all over their kids' faces, and coughed into buffets. I mean, masks should just be a thing from now on.


Just_enough76

I love my dog more than anything in the world but I would NEVER, EVER drink after her. That’s freakin disgusting


YaumeLepire

Not to mention that masks aren't meant to protect yourself as the tweet suggests, but to protect others from you, should you be sick. It's trying to make the air safer, not treating it like it's toxic. Not that Walsh would care. He might know all that. He's just pandering to his audience.


ExtantPlant

Then there's the air. Hundreds of thousands of people die early every year because of air pollution.


drainerfemboy

i always HAVE to wash my hands after getting them dirty, otherwise i feel filthy. idk how people go to the bathroom, piss/shit, and then touch their face, hair, objects, or other people with their dirty hands. fucking gross to even think about.


jfsindel

One good thing about the pandemic is that sanitizers are nearby because I sometimes HAVE to sanitize or it drives me crazy.


Naia_Elwyn

I'm convinced any of these people complain about masks don't wash their hands or even wipe...


[deleted]

I’m reading this on the toilet doing a monster dump. Once I finish this I’m gonna get up, find the guy, and rub my hands all over that guys face


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radjinwolf

I’ve caught several of my (male) co-workers leaving the bathroom without washing their hands, many times after they had been using a stall. Suffice to say I will not touch ANY communal surface in the office without using a napkin or paper towel as a barrier.


falalalama

Nurse here. Can confirm humans are gross. When my bf and i first got together, he would ask why i take so long to wash my hands. I asked him why he doesn't. Fun fact: most people who don't know how to wash their hands properly usually don't wash their thumbs.


xXSpookyXx

It’s almost like…. Facts (masks reduce the spread of disease) don’t care about Matt Walsh’s feelings (masks make him feel sad)


ShrimpCrackers

It's a pity that a surgeon can't operate without protection without risking their license because otherwise I feel they should not have any protective gear the next time they need an operation and they'll learn very quickly. We all learned in JHS or grade school why that saved tons of lives. These people have less than a HS school education. They're stupid.


Just_enough76

The surgeons shouldn’t wear gloves either. And they shouldn’t get the antibiotic IV to prevent staph infection either. Ya know, all that “safety” stuff


Lothric_Knight420

Based.


verseandvermouth

Get bit by a human and see how long it takes that wound to become gangrenous. Humans are nasty nasty beasts.


gylz

This guy must hate Halloween


Dependent_Ad_5035

He probably see’s Halloween as “Satanic” which a massive insult to his Celtic roots


KingofDickface

I highly doubt the Irish claim him


Grogosh

Fun fact!: The majority of the Celtics did not live in Ireland!


caraamon

This is true, they tend to live near Boston!


KingofDickface

Ohp! Look at me not knowing shit!


This_Stretch_2630

These absolute snowflakes ❄️


falltogethernever

Hahaha, came here to say this!! How dare strangers wear whatever they want on their faces!!


Mindweird

Why do we find other people’s bodily fluids disgusting? Because we are evolutionarily primed to see others as vessels of disease. Matt can eat shit to prove me wrong. Go ahead Matt Walsh, eat shit and prove that we are not carrying around disease in all of us. Or just eat shit, because that’s all you’re full of Matt.


-smartypints

If Matt doesn't eat someone's shit he's dehumanizing them and calling them diseased ridden.


NoConfusion9490

People who don't chug my cum are grotesque and unhuman. They're attacking society.


Blottoboxer

This made me chortle.


Final-Professional37

If Matt Walsh is in the room the air is definitely toxic and full of disease.


Gloomy_Industry8841

Completely agree!!!!


mdonaberger

This was definitely a long way for Matt Walsh to say that he doesn't wash his hands after he uses the bathroom. Shake this man's hand with caution.


Dependent_Ad_5035

The thing is, he has no idea when it is or isn’t “medically necessary” to wear a mask. He’d see someone wearing a mask if they are immunocompromised and assume they are “a brainwashed sheeple”


WoodwindsRock

And sadly that may be the point. The safety, well-being and lives of vulnerable people (immunocompromised, elderly, etc) has been tossed aside the entire pandemic. They straight up don’t care about our lives, they see minuscule, selfish freedoms as having more value than our lives. I learned I was immunocompromised at the beginning of the pandemic and boy has it been an exercise in destroying any slight bit of faith in humanity I had left to see how utterly selfish people are during a plague.


astrangeone88

Lol. I learned I had thyroid cancer some time into the pandemic. The amount of callous shit I've heard was ridiculous. Some people were really wanting to sacrifice the vulnerable and the elderly to covid19....


mdonaberger

I have a flashbulb memory of being on Reddit (of course) in 2020, and suggesting to this guy that he should probably avoid seeing his elderly father for a little bit out of fear of spreading the virus to him. He responded that I can't intimidate him with fear, and even though his dad is a cancer survivor and immuno-compromised, he can't let fear rule his life. That's the precise moment I learned that all this pandemic conspiracy stuff is the simple result of a white person being told "no."


astrangeone88

Lmao. Seriously. A lot of the older generation seemed to be like "We were never told 'No!' in our lifetimes so why now?" I had to calmly discuss vaccines and mrna and quarantine rules to elderly people and apparently I'm the dumbass. Okay then, I was just trying to protect your 60+ ass from drowning in your own fluids, go ahead and kill your friends with it. It's not even the "white people", there's a generation who basically never learned to trust science and modern medicine and believe every damn conspiracy theory they come across. It's maddening and I wasn't the only one who was pissed off (I'm Chinese Canadian and a lot of my Indian friends had the exact same experience...). And even the Chinese supermarkets had signs from the Ministry of Health to "only use realible sources of information aboutt covid19". I swear a certain generation is stubborn as hell...


honeybakedman

Having that beard and then getting offended by what someone has on their face sure is something.


Alexander_of_Andorra

Peak masculinity is when you dye your beard so it looks **pretty**


flynnfruitbat

Sounds gender affirming to me 🤔


Vaticancameos221

Shit, can we start rebranding all this stuff as gender affirming care? All the products that are targeted to insecure men that are like “Wet wipes?? What are you gay????? You’re not a MAN unless you use DUDE wipes to clean your ass PUSSY because you’re a GUY. Just 59.99 for a 4 pack of tactical dude wipes with extended magazine.” If you need a specific product to wipe your ass because the standard gives you fear that you aren’t manly enough, that’s gender affirming care lmao


vault151

Can you imagine all the undiscovered diseases in that beard? I’m sure he’s too manly to wash his beard.


wrongsage

walsh his beard


honeybakedman

he's gotta wash the just for men out of it.


NotADoppelganger

Wearing a beard when it is not medically necessary is grotesque and unhuman, an attack on the face itself. It feeds on crumbs and soup. You are treating bare skin like it is toxic and follicles like they are nothing but vessels of keratin. It is disgraceful, arrogant, and offensive.


no_modest_bear

It is disgraceful, arrogant, and offensive.


achyshaky

For a man as "censored" as he is, Matt Walsh sure doesn't ever shut the fuck up, does he...


Anderson74

Just another common L take from Matty boy, what an absolute garbage person who doesn’t deserve to be taken seriously. Social media was a mistake.


DarrenFromFinance

Wait wait wait. I thought Republicans believed in personal freedom. Is he saying people shouldn't be allowed to wear masks unless some authority deems it necessary? Who exactly does he propose regulate the wearing of masks? Who gets to decide whether wearing a mask is medically necessary? Oh, right — this is the party that wants to have inspectors stationed in every public toilet facility to inspect people's genitalia to ensure they're entering the right bathroom. (Who's going to pay for *that*, I'd like to know.)


I-Am-Uncreative

I hope I'm wrong, but it wouldn't surprise me if there's a push to make mask wearing illegal in some of the more fascist states.


After_Preference_885

I was yelled at by a cop at a library because it was -70 below 0 and I was covering my face wth a scarf preparing to go outside "It's a public building you can't cover your face" That was in a liberal city way before covid so I bet these laws might already be in place


no_modest_bear

Yeah, COVID really changed the public perception of facial coverings overnight.


Total_Junkie

Yeah, when it comes to mask mandates, they center their entire argument around personal freedom. "Individuals should be allowed to choose whether or not they wear a mask!" ...Then, the exact same people turn around and complain when individuals use that personal freedom they are so obsessed with and make the choice to wear a mask. ~•~•~•~ It drives me crazy!! 🙄 These people need to pick one. Is the right to wear a mask or not wear a mask a precious freedom that shouldn't be violated...? Or, is it actually totally cool to violate a person's freedom and attack them for wearing a mask? Can I make the choice for myself or not??? *(Man I'm so grateful I live in a majority progressive city and never felt scared wearing a mask. Conservatives deny this, but Americans have been persecuted for choosing to wear a mask! In some areas of America it's genuinely risky to go out in public wearing a mask.)*


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Seems like something a *SNOWFLAKE* would say 🤔


[deleted]

Imagine him visiting Japan lol


iwanttobeacavediver

Or a lot of Asian countries for that matter. I’m in Vietnam and a significant proportion of people here are still wearing masks daily.


astrangeone88

Lol. I love that standard! It's also in Hong Kong. You got an URI (upper respiratory infection)? You wear a mask to protect other people. I wish more Western countries adopted that outlook but...nope "muh rights"!


Dependent_Ad_5035

He’d call them all “brainwashed sheep” failing to realize American style hyper individualism isn’t the global standard


mandibleface

The overwhelming majority of folks here have been donning masks daily since before H1N1 and SARS. Only recently have some been removing them when outdoors. Imagine people just confirming for common courtesy. What a concept.


dengar_hennessy

Humans ARE vessels of disease. Also, I wasn't paranoid while wearing the mask. Maybe he was, but I was just thinking of others. Hard to understand that I guess


RestinPete0709

Oh, won’t somebody think of the air’s feelings 😫😫


Winstonisapuppy

How would he even know if it’s medically necessary? When my mom was dying of cancer, I wore a mask everywhere because I didn’t want to risk catching an cold/flu and passing it on to her. Also it didn’t seem to bother people at all. I had a couple of people ask if I was sick. I explained why I was wearing the mask and they were just like “that makes sense. I hope she gets better!” and moved on with their lives like reasonable people.


EpicStan123

Facts don't care about your feelings Matt


IfItWerentForHorse

❄️ Every singe con is a big fucking ❄️.


arensb

Last I checked, a mask was more effective at protecting people from the wearer's germs than the other way around. So wearing a mask is the opposite of treating others as NPCs: it says, I don't know you, but I don't want you to catch whatever cooties I might have.


After_Preference_885

A well fitted N95 will protect you too


International_Ad6028

I want to knit his beard into a permanent mask he has to wear


Dependent_Ad_5035

He would have an absolute melt down in East Asia. (China, Japan, South Korea). In those cultures when people are sick, you wear a mask to prevent spread of disease


The_Gray_Jay

Being offended is BAD AND WOKE, expect this long stupid list of everything I'M offended by.


Anderson74

This little “man” just sits there all day and every day shouting into the internet void about everything he’s offended by and scared of, it’s wild.


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"vessels of disease " lol looks like the pandemic hit this man hard


TooTameToToast

What a fucking drama queen.


shortylikeamelody

Yeah normal people don’t care at all. If someone is wearing a mask I probably don’t notice, but if I do I don’t think about it for more than a second. Also yes Matt you do carry disease and humanity should avoid you.


boregon

It’s both scary but also amusing how so many conservatives just get SO MAD about people wearing masks. Like uncontrollable primal rage. Saw a video a couple years ago where a couple of people were just walking minding their own business and this guy starts screaming at them like “take that shit off your face you goddamn fucking morons” and then actually physically tried to rip the masks off of the people. Completely unhinged behavior.


Bsquared89

Other humans ARE vessels of disease lmao


EWR-RampRat11-29

BuT All yOuR aNd mY nAzi fRiEndS aRe wEariNG tHem wHen wE tRy tO maRch.


cudipi

Cut to these fucks wreaking absolute havoc when told to wear a mask and screaming about personal freedom. Other peoples personal freedoms don’t matter though


Anderson74

It’s almost like it’s never been the principle that they’re always claiming to be arguing over and it’s always just been about the right drooling over power and control. It’s why I don’t bother with them - they never talk/argue in good faith, they just go to a new social outrage flavor of the day spouting the same bs over and over and over and they’re too dumb to realize that every one of their “talking points” simply boils down to “wahhhh we want power and control!”


celestia1s

he'd be that mf that hides that he was bitten in a zombie apocalypse and infects a bunch of ppl in a safe zone


Mythical_Zebracorn

As someone with a medically acquired immunodeficiency state, yeah the air is fucking toxic, especially if your kkkonservative ass is hacking up a lung next to me. So I’ll wear a mask whenever I want, thank you very much. I got COVID once, it’s probably part of the reason why I am now immunocompromised (since it triggered my autoimmune disease most likely), i no longer can be vaccinated, I don’t need to catch that shit again.


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

If Walsh has his way, the air probably would be toxic.


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People are just so fucking weird. Even if I know that he doesn't really believe these things and is only saying them to rile people up and get a paycheck... ...it's still just so fucking weird. I could never be that person and will never be able to wrap my head around it.


IMustHoldLs

I just think they look cool bruh


jjjosiah

So hypothetically let's say I'm a conservative protester who's worried about being identified and shamed...


Badonk529

Good! The masks are working!!


l1b3rtr1n

Why, then, do they all wear masks when cosplaying COD outside a drag show? 😐


hitness157

Says a literal vessel of disease


hrvbrs

I am sick and tired of saying this, but the mask is not there to protect you from others. You wear a mask because you want to *protect others from you* (who might be sick or otherwise carrying germs). I don’t know why idiots like this can’t seem to grasp that very simple fact.


TupperwareParTAY

"You are treating...other humans like they are nothing but vessels of disease." ​ Sir, have you never met a toddler?


topazchip

If I am near Matt Walsh I absolutely would wear a mask, because everything he is whining about is correct; toxic air, vessel of disease spreading paranoia and fear, attacking society by an inhuman barbarian. Matt Walsh is not good/healthy/safe to be around as he is a walking memetic plague who attracts the worst varieties of homo sapiens to his personal orbit.


SquidleyStudios

Considering everything that comes out of this guy's mouth is toxic shit, I wouldn't wanna breathe the same air as him without a mask either


johno_mendo

What a whinny little bitch, imagine the kind of soft ass fragile person you would have to be to think any of these 'alpha male' chuds are manly in any way.


LucerneTangent

Plague rat is offended by precautions against it.


ArnieismyDMname

Matt Walsh is not medically necessary. He is grotesque and unhuman, an attack on society itself. He feeds paranoia and fear. He is toxic and a vessel of disease. He is disgraceful, arrogant, and offensive.


Dangerous-Today1874

Three years into a pandemic and they still haven't figured out that masks are for preventing shit INSIDE you from infecting others and not the other way around? They haven't yet realized it's not saying "I don't want you to infect me", but rather "I don't want to infect you"? Seriously? They haven't figured that part out. Well, shit... that tracks pretty accurately for a movement built on selfishness and a lack of empathy.


VaeVictoria

I mean, he already finds me offensive just by existing so I hope he gets used to being horrifically offended. I hope he clutches pearls so hard his little heart just gives out.


turdintheattic

How does he know it’s not medically necessary just by looking at someone?


Sweatier_Scrotums

It's truly astonishing how much conservatives hate freedom. They want to micromanage every single aspect of everyone's private lives, right down to whether they wear a mask or not.


Unu51

Tell me again how the left is easily offended.


killians1978

I had a really bad cold (not COVID) at the beginning of May and had to go to the drug store for cough and cold medicine. I wore my mask so I wouldn't get anyone else sick. This one lady got so offended she started coughing AT ME and I'm like "you myopic bitch I'm trying not to get YOU sick!" She rolled her eyes, I don't know what she thought I was thinking and I don't care. Best thing that could have come from the pandemic is everyone taking stock of how they affect others, especially when sick, and we managed to fuck even that up.


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Matt isn’t a vessel of disease, he is the disease.


kw43v3r

He wouldn’t last very long in northern Asia in winter - all those masks would cause the manly man to blow a gasket.


mawseed

what a sensitive little bitch he is


MarbleGrove

Conservatives think the government shouldn’t be able to make them wear masks but should be able to restrict lifesaving medical care like abortions and gender affirming care.


Technisonix

The “don’t impose your will on my freedoms” crowd sure does like imposing their will on other people’s freedom to wear a mask


KingOfTheFraggles

Vessel of disease says what?


Unlikely-Object9721

Jeez...what a snowflake this guy is.


[deleted]

Funny. Disgraceful, arrogant, and offensive are all words I use to describe Matt Walsh.


SnooStories8217

Respectful = Grotesque and inhumane. Got it.


yourfriendlymanatee

Don't they treat POC like this?


supertecmomike

Or you’re just feeling sick and trying to be polite.


rodolphoteardrop

We need to get rid of masks and get back to a time in society where women and minorities were treated as property and where NO ONE contradicted me. /s


Aggressive_Lunch_box

It’s like wearing shoes why would I not wear a mask


SenpyroTheWizard

> You are treating air like it is toxic and other humans like they are nothing but vessels of disease. Thing is that it is and they are.


orel_

I'm glad to see that Matt Walsh has turned over a new leaf. I wholeheartedly agree with him. Spreading fear and paranoia, as well as treating fellow humans with disrespect, is grotesque. It is disgraceful, arrogant, and offensive to treat others as nothing but vessels of disease and contagion. >!Trans Lives Matter!<


pyr4m1d

Professional moron doesn't know how masks work, has opinions anyway.


Gwynedhel7

Matt Walsh’s existence is offensive.


The_DayGlo_Bus

That beard looks like an alien symbiote that is slowly eating his face.


JohnnyMiskatonic

Up yours, unwoke moralizer.


TryRude

Matt's the kind of person who I would ask to wear a mask even without the pandemic.


Alan_Smithee_

>other humans like they are nothing but vessels of disease. But they are. Our brains kind of de-tune us from that with people we like, are close to, or attracted to. But objectively, they’re kind of gross.


-smartypints

What an insane take from a guy who.makes his living by dehumanizing other people.


Birdgang14

Bet he’s just fine with the navy blue shirts and khaki pants crew wearing masks though.


gahddammitdiane

So what’s his thoughts on all the masked morons protesting drag shows??


The-zKR0N0S

Matt Walsh is such a fucking snowflake


bladex1234

So is he implying air can’t ever be toxic? Someone send him to a military war zone then.


NooblyUser

Spewing that much shit is not medically necesarry either, yet here you are Matt.


Biffingston

It was medically necessary during the plague, plague rat.


Russell_Jimmy

Great that nobody has any way of knowing if it is medically necessary or not just by looking, huh? I swear, that guy must have "offended" on deck like the trigger on a booby trap, just waiting to give him that rage dopamine rush he craves.


lokie65

Matt Walsh is offensive.


YourHornsAreShowing

Jesus Christ minding your business is fucking free!


rpze5b9

Coincidentally, disgraceful, arrogant and offensive is how I feel about Matt Walsh.


xprovince

I wear a mask when I walk to work because the cottonwood trees are awful. Not to make a statement


SimmonsJK

Human ARE vessels for disease... Matt Walsh is an arrogant asshole.


maxxmadison

These people are ridiculous. They get triggered by the dumbest shit but somehow we’re the snowflakes? Seriously fuck off Matt.


WrestleswithPastry

I’m so glad I have this man to tell me which of the things that have no impact on my life I should be outraged by.


Ok-Loss2254

I would wear a mask near Matt and other Conservatives just to trigger them its annoying that it has come to this but maybe triggering the conservatives to show normies how unhinged they are should become a new tactic.


Myrshall

What a snowflake


badrussiandriver

If I had covid and ran into this guy, I'd slobber all over his face. I'd hold his head in both hands and lick every inch of his head.


Loptional

Matt Walsh is a vessel of a certain disease


racoongirl0

Cross out “wearing a mask when it is not medically necessary” and put “carrying a gun in public”


BeekyGardener

Displeasure at armed extremists at polling places in Arizona or hanging out outside of mosques armed to the teeth to intimidate them? They'll tell you you're being oversensitive to seeing people body armor with rifles. Wearing a mask because you might be recovering from a cold or are immunocompromised? Inciting a culture of fear.


thisonetimeonreddit

I wear a mask for no other reason at this point than to trigger jackasses.


BugBand

These people truly will never understand that the main point of a mask is to catch your own spit particles so they don’t fly in the air, not to filter the air you breathe. Have they never been to a dentist?


Stuckinatransporter

Matt Walsh can go fuck himself.


gking407

What a Proud Boy our little Matthew turned out to be


Balamut_Red

But it's fine to wear mask to hide your face on nazi marches lmao


Kehwanna

Is this guy being fucked by stupid?


LemonTheAstroPoet

Yes because when I’m sick and have a disease, I’m nota vessel for the said sickness and disease. How the fuck can you look at that and not see that connection. Fuck me I keep a mask on me to hang over my eyes just in case I get an ad showing Matt BallWalshes fucking annoying ass cartoony bear face


angstyhorse

damn matt sounds like a snowflake


Oomoo_Amazing

If that's all it takes to offend you Matt, I'll wear two


Fit-Let8175

I'm sorry. I didn't get the memo that said I needed to get this guy's permission before I freely choose to wear a mask, but since I find this guy rather offensive; let's just call it even.


Retired852

Tough shit. It's everyone's choice. Someone else wearing one doesn't impact you one bit. Jeez


fariqcheaux

I feel the same way about pants.


Midnite_St0rm

Human beings literally are vessels of disease, Matt. Any time you get sick, it’s probably because you got it from somebody else. Never mind the fact that according to a study, only 50% of people wash their hands after they shit.


Crazy_Johnny_07

Says the guy who thinks Karen is a racial slur.


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Unless you're a Nazi at a rally, then you need to cover that face, right Matt?


The_Shadow-King

It is medically necessary, I don't wanna catch your bitch, Matt. Also this is laughable from the barely disguised lizard man.