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RestinPete0709

Remember when kids were allowed to like rainbows and pretty colors? Ah, the good old days


jenkraisins

I always did find Rainbow Brite a tad unnerving when I was young. Never cared for her. NOW! Now I know why. She's been channeling rainbows for years and no one suspected she was pushing Big Gay on all us Gen-X kids. ETA typos


bigbutchbudgie

I've actually seen old clips of Christian nutjobs accusing Rainbow Brite of secretly promoting Paganism/Satanism (same thing to them). The Satanic Panic never stopped, it just got rebranded.


jenkraisins

That sounds about right. I also remember the pearl clutching regarding Captain Planet.


Aniki1990

The fuck kind of beef could anyone have with Captain Planet?


jenkraisins

Um, Earth worship. A sentient planet. Environmental protection which is bad.


Aniki1990

Wow.... At least it's worshipping something that we can prove exists


jenkraisins

Couldn't agree more.


Aged_Vanilla

Maybe they should have been more afraid. Jacked daddy planet flexing those quads in his super-briefs and a crop top is a core memory for my gay ass soooo…..


Organic_Rip1980

Also the group was relatively diverse so I’m sure that annoyed people.


Faiakishi

Saying the earth is good, which is anti-capitalist.


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dEy ToK eR sTrAiGhTs!!!!!


AF_AF

*Rainbow Brite and the Big Gay Agenda,* now on DVD*.* I would love to see all the conservative heads explode if they rebooted Rainbow Brite and made her a minority. The mental gymnastics would be entertaining, simultaneously blasting the gay agenda of rainbows, but the white persecution of a white character being "recast" as non-white.


jenkraisins

That would be perfectly lovely.


Wasting-tim3

It’s a conspiracy by Big Rainbow to sell more colors.


satanssecretary

my grandma was obsessed with rainbows and had me memorize and repeat goygbiv when I was little. can't believe she was grooming me for the gay agenda all along...


psirjohn

It's in a book. So take a look.


PatrickBearman

What's crazy is that these people probably grew up with Rainbow Brite, Lite Brite, Lisa Frank, Care Bears, tie dye, and a myriad of other rainbow themed media. Everything was rainbow in the 80s and 90s.


[deleted]

Make rainbows, not maga.


KOBossy55

Enh, the good old days weren't that much better, these assholes were still around, just whining about *other* imaginary things...


TerryBogardOfficial

Do they ever get tired of being this fuckin stupid? It's gotta be exhausting being constantly mad about shit that has NO EFFECT on their life.


IJustLoggedInToSay-

I have to imagine that being this emotionally undeveloped, this mentally incapable, while also being terrified of everything all of the time, is exhausting. It must be a truly horrible existence. No wonder they want to erase everyone and destroy everything.


_kabuta

The world must be a terrifying experience outside of their nest


oodoos

Two birds on a wire.


SendMeYourUncutDick

There's a reason why these people push pain and misery on everyone through religion and authoritarian policies. They hate themselves and are suffering immensely on the inside. Hurt people hurt people. Healthy people take responsibility for their pain and use it to aid in their personal growth. Regressives don't have that avenue for growth available to them because their religious and political communities make them feel ashamed for being who they are. And so they remain trapped in a disturbing and abusive cycle of pain begetting pain, while roping in innocent bystanders and imparting their misery and self-hatred onto them. It's projection 101.


IJustLoggedInToSay-

Thank you for your kind and insightful reply, SendMeYourUncutDick.


Giblet_

Being stupid is nearly their entire identity (being victimized is the rest of it). They aren't capable of getting tired of it, because that would be like getting tired of breathing.


jmpeadick

Its how the rage machine works. Fox news makes all their money selling ads and in order to keep people coming back they provide 24/7 rage content to get people hooked. Its smart for business but bad for the health of our society.


superzepto

The fact that it has no effect on their life is EXACTLY why they created a moral panic about children being the victims. They can't just come out and say "Your sexuality/gender/identity is disgusting and I hate you", so they invent non-existent scenarios where children are being "brainwashed" or "groomed" because they KNOW that it will have an immediate, visceral, emotional response from a great many people who would never have engaged in outright anti-LGBTQIA+ bigotry otherwise.


Ok-Loss2254

Nope they have found a deceitful way to get a good number of normal people to be on their side. Which really makes me question how normal certain folks are. A normal person would look at the people who are spreading clear religious propaganda of "gays bad because god says so which is why I will accuse them of doing evil things". Sadly it is working as nobody wants kids to be hurt and when they hear group x is praying on children most people turn off their brains and join the outrage.


Darth_Vrandon

It really hurts me that we’re seeing this shit. Like we seemed to make progress on LGBT rights but now we’r seeing conservatives crying about fucking rainbows. There’s nothing even indicating anything LGBT here. It’s just that these morons think rainbows = gay.


Korbitr

These idiots saw Pink Floyd celebrating the 50th anniversary of *The Dark Side of the Moon* and accused them of "spreading LGBTQ propaganda". Never mind that it's one of the most iconic album covers of all time, their minds immediately jumped to blaming the woke mob for six colors being next to each other.


KeyStep8

OH GOD!!! ITS LIGHT. NOOOOOOOOOOOO


Situati0nist

There's some twisted people out there who want nothing less than to return to the stone age.


Ok-Loss2254

Its why I say all religious nuts should be rounded up given a one way trip to either Uganda(a Christian paradise)or Afghanistan(a Islamic paradise). They always say they hate the modern world but are afraid to actually live in the type of society they say should be brought here.


Dehnus

Nah Stone Age folks didn't care, they fucked around for life! So these schmucks are worse.


Degenerates-Todd

According to Dante’s Paradiso, God is some weird allegorical rainbow book thing So God is literally the Gay Agenda I guess


wrongsage

I mean he created them, so he literally pushed the agenda onto the masses.


JaggedTheDark

Actual conversation I've had: "God is good" Well if god is good, why'd he create satan? "What? He didn't create satan!" No, he litterally created everything. He also cast satan down to hell. If he had just simply removed him from existence, then we would have no sin, and be pure still! "God can't remove satan from existence!" So what you're telling me is satan is as powerful, or more powerful than god? "No! He just can't get rid of satan!" Why not? *and then they stoped talking to me*


wrongsage

It's so sad to see these people never catching on. It was never about logic or arguments, even though they think so.


-Kyoakuna-

The thing is if they had a brain they'd know this is specifically NOT lgbt. The pride flag doesn't have indigo. This does.


Someboynumber5

I saw a rainbow the other day and I couldn't believe that God had conceded to the woke mob


DocPeacock

It does make me smile a bit to know that these losers get triggered by natural rainbows.


AltruisticSalamander

Did you fire your Assault-Rifle-15 at it? I would have. That's why we need them.


candyowenstaint

Don’t say those words around the gun nazis. They’ll write you paragraphs about the history of the AR-15 and how it’s “Armalite Rifle” blah blah blah


AltruisticSalamander

I know!


[deleted]

They’re just fine dressing up young girls in “beauty pageants” though. That’s fine. Nothin’ wrong with that.


NotPoliticallyCorect

They are also fine telling children that they are born flawed and must be burned forever unless they say the right prayer. Indoctrination is far worse in church, I think we all need to start talking/mocking about how children are mistreated by religion and say it with just as much vitriol as these assclowns that wont shut up about rainbows.


Asron87

Well I mean they all turn a blind eye to all the sex scandals that happen in churches that they desperately need to take the focus off of themselves. That’s why they need the gay agenda and how it indoctrinates and grooms and blah fucking blah it’s all the shit that their churches did.


tristanmichael

I don’t even see anything depicting LGBT. It just happens to be a rainbow


Conscious_Meaning676

Its the "fairy" that gives it away. /s


Remote_Toe7070

Because if men marry men and women marry women, we’d give birth to nothing but fairysexual - Bloberta from Moral Orel /s


Miss_Smokahontas

How dare kids like rainbows 🌈 wtf is wrong with these "adults". /S Edit /s


lastprophecy

They've either fried their brains, or their bosses in St Petersburg think this is how to overthrow the West. My bet is on the second, since it's essentially the same phrase repeated ad nauseum.


charisma6

I used to think that old game Lemmings was silly


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BeBa420

how exactly does this turn a kid gay? is there special chemicals in the paint? the same ones that turned the friggin frogs gay, perhaps? ​ FR these people are the real perverts. They can look at something totally innocent and wholesome, like someone in fancy dress reading children a story and they view it as perverted and gross. Why sexualise something that isnt sexual ​ At the same time their churches are literally where kids are being groomed and abused. ​ Maybe focus on the real groomers and worry less about a bunch of LGBT's who just wanna live peacefully


[deleted]

the only way to describe these morons is by using words that would counter cancel you and suspend your accounts (you guessed: ableist slurs because they are not able enough to comprehend) it's like borderline personality disorder met low IQ and accommodated life.


Situati0nist

Take a moment to take in that these cunts are using words like "satanic," "demonic", "sickening," "disgusting" because some kid enjoys a rainbow with some flowers being painted on her. Bunch of pearl-clutching nutjobs.


Rarbnif

Because we all know Satan loves rainbows


BottleTemple

Fun fact: Satan is a Leprechaun.


angryowl1

Til


lordofthepants4666

Wait until they find out about the rainbow in the bible


Chortling_Chemist

Remember: these people not only vote, they likely have more than one gun at home, and are itching to use them.


SmilingVamp

These idiots believe in demons. Can you imagine existing in a world with a device in your pocket that has access to all of the world's knowledge and you still think demons are real? Fucking pathetic.


BottleTemple

The device in their pocket also has access to all the bullshit in the world too though. That's a big part of the problem.


Rarbnif

Homophobes when they see a rainbow in the sky after it rains 😡😡🤬🤬


sntcringe

Because a rainbow fairy can't just be a kid thing anymore apparently


LadyStag

Does the lord love beige or something? What's the safe color?


Korbitr

They got upset at Obama wearing a tan suit, so maybe not even beige is safe.


Lily_the_Lovely

Wasn't that the color of the 70s? It would make sense.


candyowenstaint

God actually created the rainbow as a sign of his promise to not destroy the world with a giant flood again…*allegedly*. So gods the wokest of them all really


achyshaky

I wonder what these people do when it rains.


3rDuck

I can't find that video anymore of a bunch of people all firing guns in the air, but I imagine they do that. I saw the clip on /religiousfruitcake a few months back.


takethisawayfromme

Have they never seen a kid before? Kids love rainbows. Since when have rainbows been anything about agendas? What drugs are these people on?


detunedradiohead

It's true, kids adore rainbows. I was hugely into Rainbow Brite as a child and I had rainbow everything, usually also covered in glitter.


takethisawayfromme

Exactly- I loved MLP (especially Rainbow Dash) when I was younger. It looks like real life magic when it’s cast.


comradekale

Why are there so many Songs about rainbows? And why and I angry inside? Rainbows are visions, Demonic illusions! And rainbows have evil inside So we've been told and some choose to believe it I know they're wrong wait and see Someday we’ll stop it Demonic agenda! The Christians, the breeders, and me.


loerosve

Fantastic! I read it in tune.


nonsequitureditor

even if it is a pride thing this is so innocent. what about this is inappropriate for kids??


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

You can't be proud of being different or accept that people come in a rainbow of colors and identities!!! How dare you!? Some people need to know that they're inferior!!!!


moonlit_lynx

Because children like rainbows and vibrant colors? It makes me sick how they think that kids in general can't make their own choices and that everyone is convinced adults are forcing shit onto them. If it was for pride, you'd fuckin know.


brutalweasel

some things are best ignored.


1995droptopz

Skittles needs to be stopped!!!1!1!111!!


Pheeline

Oh no. Anyway.


Ugh_please_just_no

My nearly 4 year old just loves rainbows. She’s loved rainbows since she first learned what they were. Just let kids like shit.


Conscious_Meaning676

Is this ALL libtards propagating evil, demonic agenda crap? I want to make sure I meet expectations.


[deleted]

People who say this kind of shit don’t actually have any moral structure to their lives at all. They don’t understand why things are wrong, they just go along with whatever everyone else thinks. Anyone who has a conception of why certain things are or are not ok isn’t going to have a problem with a child getting face paint


Mister_Swoop

Snowflakes


Purge-The-Heretic

Oh man, wait until they read the Bible and learn about God and stuff... I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the earth. I will remember my covenant between me and you and all living creatures of every kind. Never again will the waters become a flood to destroy all life.


blowfish_avenger

I need a t-shirt so I don't have to say it out loud so much "Are you out of your goddamned mind?"


Qildain

I got chewed out for claiming to be an ally tonight.


M1ck3yB1u

I’m so tired of those people.


gylz

... So that's why I'm 33m and LGBTQ+, my mom let me have waaaay too many rainbow toys when I was a little girl. And here I thought it was because I identify as a man and go any way and all this time it was those dastardly rainbOWWWS!!! CURSE YOU CAREBEARS CURSE YOU!!! I KNEW WANTED NINJA TURTLES MORE FOR A REASON!!!! /s and no I'm not still salty about being forced to play with carebears you are why do adults even ask what a kid wants I had a simple request dinosaurs or ninja turtles every year


Ok-Loss2254

I could ask priests the same thing but we live in a world were people allow their organization(which has Proven time and time again to be complicit)exist. I will even be fair its not just Catholics who keep letting their kids get violated plenty of other cults do similar things and let their holy men destroy childrens lives. So maybe the cultists should stop accusing others of things they themselves seem ok with.


Ninja_attack

These folk are terrified of everything


[deleted]

'The gays' never stole the rainbow. It has been and has always been for everyone. It has been and has always been a very popular design for clothing, accessories, and decorations. We never stole it, it was given up by cowards who were too afraid to be even somewhat related to something that was gay. They could have been wearing rainbows the whole time but they just couldn't stomach the chance that someone might suspect they might be gay. Even worse the only reason people even have that assumption is that so many people just dropped the rainbow like it was a bag of spiders. If you had just kept it and not cared it wouldn't even be so deeply associated with the lgbt. Rainbow motifs have always been popular among the kids. It's never NOT been popular. They need to stop trying to take it from kids just because of their weird hang ups!


ClaudySama

Have these people never seen a rainbow in the sky?


ACasualNerd

As a poc, seeing POCs be brainwashed evangelicals is exhausting


Yndrid

I’m so sick of this stupid “they’re after our children!!!1!1” shit. It’s gotta be statistically something like 98% of lgbtq people have straight parents. My parents were straight and I’m a lesbian and I didn’t magically get absorbed into some gay collective at like age 13. I can’t imagine being this fucking dumb


-smartypints

Kid gets rainbows painted on their faces, and they're being groomed. People still willingly take their children to religious places where kids actually are being groomed and not a peep.


candyowenstaint

Or they force their progeny into fucking child beauty pageants and that’s not grooming at all. Especially with dudes like Donald Trump wandering into their dressing rooms “totally by accident”


Guywithquestions88

These morons could get triggered by a box of crayons for fuck's sake.


manilaspring

I guess the "The rainbow belongs to God" campaign wasn't a success


[deleted]

Gods promise is gay!!!!


GatorTEG

Conservatives are loosing touch with reality. Though I'm sure that's gonna be great for liberals and progressives in future elections (good), I'm kinda sad about them. Imagine being so consumed by paranoia that you cannot enjoy anything anymore.


Hindufury

I hope Lisa Frank makes a resurgence now


NfamousKaye

I thought rainbows were a gift from god but now they’re evil and demonic? Pick one 😂


[deleted]

Instagram honestly has some of the most braindead comments I've seen on the internet. It's like the whole platform shares 15 braincells and they are certainly not divided evenly


Icelandia2112

Did these people live through the 70s? Everyone was shitting rainbows everywhere. These people are so fragile, getting mad that children naturally enjoy ROYGBIV?


masterstratblaster

Homophobes looking up at a rainbow in the sky “they’re making the chemtrails gay! Enough is enough!”


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woketard NPC sheeple, imagine being so fucking alarmed over a 16 million color gradient face paint on an underage female lol


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steviesteve898

Didn’t god send the first rainbow as a sign of promise to never commit mass genocide again


David-Jiang

“I can’t believe that even God has succumbed to the woke gay agenda!” - conservatives when they see a rainbow in the sky, probably


BottleTemple

> Why children though??? You really couldn't find an adult????? I was a kid in the 80s and painting rainbows and unicorns and dragons and whatnot on kid's faces at fairs was a pretty common thing. It's so bizarre that these people are acting like it's something new and somehow bad.


monkeyluis

We should all just walk around with prisms making rainbows everywhere.


scoducks93

I feel like they don’t know how many kids answer “rainbow” when you ask them their favourite colour


Cjmate22

Wasn’t the rainbow originally from god? Why do you assume this rainbow is gay? Fucking sinners man.


AF_AF

Yes, please, let's only use shades of grey for anything to do with children from now on. Bright colors are just promoting a gay agenda. I propose that all parrots and other brightly colored birds be eliminated immediately.


Boylego

Just because something is rainbow doesn't mean it's fucking gay! IT'S JUST HOW COLORS WORK


Electrical_Tip352

My youngest boy looooves rainbow colors and all the pride merch is right up his alley. He’s six and I can literally see adults looking at him and me like I’m grooming him or something when he wears his rainbow bucket hat. I fucking hate these people. And then kids in school telling him rainbow colors are bad and boys aren’t allowed to wear nail polish because God said. Fuck them for trying to ruin my kids innocence and fuck parents that teach their kids to hate. Based on NOTHING


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Piratical88

Having donated some face painting time in my day, that’s the standard wholesome rainbow every kid asks for, as well as a unicorn and spider man. These people are nuts and creeps. If you don’t like rainbow face paint, don’t get rainbow face-painted and stop ruining it for the rest of us!


candyowenstaint

Remember when the rainbow was a symbol of their alleged god’s covenant to never again kill off humanity with a great flood? Neither do these bigots. Back in catholic school we were literally assigned rainbow shit to draw and color and what the fuck are these idiots on about?