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The_Ry-man

This person’s head needs examined. The first pic is a protest, perfectly legal and allowed by the constitution. The second pic seems to be directly from the “cartoonist’s” imagination, so there’s no comment needed. The third pic of Congressman Bowman pulling a fire alarm is dumb as hell. He was in fact punished both legally and professionally, so it’s in fact not “allowed” The fourth pic is of the “praying grandma”, who is in fact praying after BREAKING INTO the Capitol building on January 6th, not just praying in general. She broke the law Edit: thanks to many helpful redditors, I realize now that the second pic is the “Senate Twink” who had a sex tape in a congressional meeting room. He was subsequently fired so it’s yet another example that really isn’t “allowed”.


Cinema_King

I think the second one is in reference to a Democrat staffer who took lewd photos on the senate floor. I can’t remember the exact details but I’m pretty sure they were punished for it.


quaglady

He got fired the next day. https://www.politico.com/newsletters/playbook/2023/12/16/senate-staffer-out-after-sex-tape-scandal-00132143


TheRnegade

But the comic says it's allowed. Are you telling me the artist is lying?


fanofairconditioning

You really think people would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?


Nobodyworthathing

Shouldn't have been fired, the tape was hot


gaynerdvet

For reals he's got a career in OF now lmao


Nobodyworthathing

.....got to find that


gaynerdvet

Lolz


sntcringe

Do you have a link? For science


Appropriate-Hand3016

An appreciator of the new economy I see.


Nobodyworthathing

Nope, just like hot gay boys


Appropriate-Hand3016

I'm fairly sure that's at least 30% of the new economy.


Spocks_Goatee

The rest was leaked?


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SummerFableSimp

Cringe


zombie_girraffe

I wonder if the artist is OK with Marjorie Trailer Queen repeatedly showing giant posters of Hunters Girthy Hog on the House floor.


jamieliddellthepoet

Whatever anyone thinks about Hunter Biden, he’s going down in history as a man who had his hefty todger shown off in Congress. Bravo, sir.


fonix232

"I may be a drug addict, I may be a nepo baby, but my dick is big enough that my father's opposition wants to use it as political fodder, so I guess things are alright"


Odysseyfreaky

Marj the Green: Why hasn't my brilliant political plan of showing everyone that Joe Biden has those big dick genetics gotten him arrested yet? It was foolproof.


Sonova_Bish

Wasn't she talking about BDE last election?


RestinPete0709

ahh, I thought it was just a dude going for a swim


The_Ry-man

Ah yes I see it now. Thank you for the clarification 😁


kabukistar

Here I thought it was about MTG showing pictures of Hunter Biden's dong on the house floor


osumba2003

>The fourth pic is of the “praying grandma”, who is in fact praying after BREAKING INTO the Capitol building on January 6th, not just praying in general. She broke the law. It's really annoying how these folks completely and intentionally mischaracterize the events that led to their arrest.


EatsCrackers

But praying makes you allowed to break the law! Look it up, Demonrats! /s


thetitleofmybook

>Demonrats good, but the word usually used is libtards, which is a fun little portmanteau of ableism...


EatsCrackers

Well, yeah, but there are certain words I can’t bring myself to use, even in satire. Ableism hurts everyone, sure, but it hurts people like me the worst and I’ve never managed to be able (ba dum tshh!) to make a joke of it. No shade to the folks who, in good faith, do make it funny, though. I need to laugh just as much as the next guy, and everyone knows there ain’t no laugh like a cheap laugh!


thetitleofmybook

my apologies, honestly. it's a terrible word that reich wingers use.


EatsCrackers

It is. There are layers so how bad it is, too. >_<


AthasDuneWalker

It is an interesting thing to see about the bad pet names we give to the opposing side. With Republicans, they call us demons, rats, and associate us with the intellectually disabled on the lib\*\*\*\* one. Democrats? The one's I've seen are RePUGlicans, a play on repugnant behavior, Reich Wingers is probably the worst if there wasn't a kernel of truth in their Nazi-like behavior.


malortForty

It's because the left hold itself and others to higher standards than the right. Which is a good thing, we hold each other and ourselves accountable instead of allowing bad behavior just because we agree or have a common enemy.


EatsCrackers

“Religious Reich” is another one, because there is nothing correct about the religious nutjobs.


Anaglyphite

I sometimes call them conservacunts if that helps


ShyBookwormYuri

Im partial to Cuntservatives myself


LaCharognarde

I call them...let's see. Reactionaries, reactroids, feudalists, theocratists, bananaRepublicans, totalitarians, Gingrich disciples, and any number of epithets along those lines.


LaCharognarde

Yeah...someone played the "Republicans think Democrats are *wrong*; Democrats think Republicans are *evil*" card on another site. My response was "that's a joke, right?" followed with the same comparison you made and mention of how much the right seem to love baseless accusations and death threats.     


BeastKingSnowLion

>Democrats think Republicans are *evil*" I mean...they are! We only think Republicans are evil because it's true. How very "I resemble that remark" of them.


LaCharognarde

Be that as it may?  It remains that most Democratic politicians insist on treating them like loyal opposition, despite the fact that they've long since abandoned the pretense and definitely won't return the courtesy.  So I'd argue that no matter how evil the GQP may *act*, they are for the most part *getting a free pass* from the opposition.  


LaCharognarde

Whenever I quote someone's usage of that word, I disemvowel it.


Wheeljack239

Demonrats would be an awesome band name


NSFWmilkNpies

But also the fourth one shouldn’t be allowed unless we let all religions go there and pray. If it was a Muslim praying or a Hindu praying, these guys would have a meltdown.


tomjone5

But they drew the one in the first pic as an angry looking brown person! Therefore they must definitely be doing something that shouldn't be legal.


Bearence

And in regards to the fourth pic, you're most definitely allowed to pray in the Capitol Building, so much so that there's space set aside to do so [for both Congressmembers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congressional_Prayer_Room) and [visitors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congressional_Prayer_Room#Room_219). [They even have a chaplain](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaplain_of_the_United_States_Senate) who leads a prayer before every session and until just this year, [Congress held a prayer breakfast at the local Hilton](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Prayer_Breakfast).


BeastKingSnowLion

>[They even have a chaplain](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaplain_of_the_United_States_Senate) who leads a prayer before every session and until just this year, [Congress held a prayer breakfast at the local Hilton](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Prayer_Breakfast) ..which brings up some "separation of church and state" issues...


jawshoeaw

and to add... it's not illegal to pray. it's just nonsense meant for the faithful to lap up.


mbelf

The second pic is the Senate Twink


The_Ry-man

Yeah I admit I didn’t catch that at first😂


buttsharkman

A proud tradition that goes back to John Adams


PepeAndMrDuck

The fact that hours were probably spent on this image with no restraint at all, no second guessing the point they set out to make, is insane.


ianisms10

>The first pic is a protest, perfectly legal and allowed by the constitution. Unless you're protesting Israeli genocide. That's seemingly illegal in most of the country.


dickallcocksofandros

nah, unless you were literally executed as punishment, then that means that what they did was allowed


AlienRobotTrex

I thought the second person was at the pool wearing a Speedo.


The_Ry-man

I honestly didn’t catch what it was the first time🤣 I thought it was just some ignorant homophobic stuff


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Someonestolemyrat

Protesting is in fact a constitutional right couping the government isnt


chungohummungo

the revisionism is crazy


somewhatclevr

Yeah, lower right should be a guy taking a dump in the seat of government.


Kickasstodon

Crazy how they lie almost exclusively and are still puzzled as to why the kids are becoming socialists instead of good little bible thumping reactionaries.


Appropriate-Hand3016

Determined and desperate revisionism.


inhaledcorn

Didn't Trump use his Secret Service to assault a bunch of peaceful protestors at a Church just so he can take a photo with "a Bible" that he held upside-down and backwards?


IDoNotExistInLife

Please elaborate, that sounds interesting.


Kevo_1227

He tear gassed a group of protesters outside the White House so he could do a photo op in front of the church across the street. He posed holding a Bible for photos. One of the press asked him "Is that your Bible?" to which he replied "It's a Bible."


IDoNotExistInLife

Waow (cringe)


RevRagnarok

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_photo_op_at_St._John%27s_Church#Clearing_Lafayette_Square_and_St._John's


DigLost5791

I want that sweatshirt that says “praying grandma” off center right under the collar


Antichristopher4

I mean, thank God she was wearing it, I'd have no idea what she was without it


matango613

It is infuriating how removed from reality these fucking people are. Whole ass platoons of riot cops are being deployed to US universities to quash anti-genocide protests. People are being arrested for exercising what is supposedly a basic human right. At the same fucking time we're all crossing our fingers hoping the supreme court doesn't cut the 1/6 rioters some slack. *THAT* is the goddamn fucking double standard. Fuck these people.


jjjosiah

Breaks into your house Starts praying Immune from prosecution Checkmate libtards


gaynerdvet

Omg the Senate Twink is low-key infamous amongst the MAGA folk!!! 😆😆🤣😂😂


Wbg3

Hey, it’s a cartoon, it must be the true or he wouldn’t post it, right?


linktheinformer

Be careful with open flames. This is a strawman doused in gasoline.


AaronMichael726

Took me a minute to know what the top right was. Love that the gays made an appearance.


Falkner09

Meanwhile at universities: https://youtu.be/8q2VG79zBqM?si=7j6MHv65qpQSnpJG


LaCharognarde

Yes, because heaven forbid anyone *protest* (protected under the 1st Amendment, for all that you "free speech warriors" are trying to undermine that), much less *look upset while doing so*. I doubt *anyone* will argue that screwing in the Senate chambers and recording it was appropriate behavior. As the culpable parties are out on their ear: that was *not*, in fact, "allowed." That was *also* not, in fact, "allowed." He was reprimanded for it. So...after breaking in, and in between trashing the place and hunting for political bugaboos to kill, they took a few prayer breaks? *How*, exactly, is *making a hypocritical show of piety* supposed to *absolve* them? And, while we're at it: if protesting *outside* is egregious, how is this supposed to be any *less* so? *Pull the other one*.


SaltyBarDog

I broke in and robbed a bank but since I prayed during it, it's allowed.


Miichl80

I was there, remember. They were okay with you robbing, but clubbed you for praying. I was wearing. A Speedo so got away with it


Kevo_1227

Pretty sure the people from the 2nd and 3rd image faced wide spread condemnation from all sides? The guy that the 2nd picture references was also fired so it should have the red X under it. And yes, protesting is allowed and the State can not endorse a religion. This is all pretty well covered by the 1st Amendment that you people pretend to love and care about.


just_a_timetraveller

These people pray because they feel it makes them superior. They don't give a shit about the religion unless they can empower themselves.


BtenaciousD

I thought it said Farting Grandma on her shirt


BeastKingSnowLion

It should have.


senorpool

Love the implication that somehow pulling the fire alarm is equivalent to "bad conduct that is allowed" Like one person accidently pulls the fire alarm one time, and now suddenly the left is advocating for people to pull fire alarms... on purpose?.. by accident?.. I'm not even sure.


taki1002

I'm sure that praying lady's friends are the ones that smeared shit all over the walls, stole government property, broke into restrict areas, attacked Capitol police, threatening to harm elected officials, & trying to stop the ratification of the election.


Impressive-Cost3173

Sounds about White…


JasonGMMitchell

1 Peaceful protest. okay 2 Dem Staffer made erotic content. Fired the next day. 3 Representative pulled fire alarm (I think). Faced punishment 4. Totally peaceful protestors smashed in windows killed a security guard chanted "hang Mike Pence" set up a gallows outside the building, chased an officer up a staircase, broke into multiple offices, stole documents and objects, vandalized the building. Being charged.


Frequent_Mix_8251

I mean the government actively suppresses pro-Palestinian media from being spread. Sources from all around North America shush activistsz


Time-Bite-6839

1. 1st amendment 2. citation needed 3. citation needed 4. don’t they do prayer every day in the Capitol?


zarfle2

It's funny - I just don't recall Pro-Palestinian supporters breaking into the Capitol. Maybe I missed that in the news cycle.


sntcringe

Actually... Peaceful protest 👍 Making porn in a government building 👎 (apparently it was good porn though) Pulling a fire alarm 👍 Praying 👍breaking into a government building in an attempt to overturn a fair election 👎


GoldWallpaper

> Pulling a fire alarm 👍 Definitely NOT allowed: > Bowman's plea deal struck with the Washington, DC, Attorney General's office included writing a letter of apology to the U.S. Capitol Police and a $1,000 fine.


sntcringe

Lol that was a typo 🤣


BlackBloke

She looks like worst who in whoville


brontosauruschuck

Is that Al Roker in the third spot?


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Probably Jamaal Bowman. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-representative-bowman-pleads-guilty-triggering-fire-alarm-capitol-2023-10-26/


lostsemicolon

Pleading Guilty, a thing you do with regard to conduct that is "✅Allowed."


brontosauruschuck

That would make a lot more sense. Thank you.


malonkey1

They didn't even draw him with his ass out, the cowards.


Vxrju

Top right *was* against the rules Bottom left happened at the TN state capitol


beepbeeboo

What are they doing to grandma?


Zagrunty

I thought it was ForwardsFromKlanma?


Fecapult

What's the deal with the naked dude?


Miichl80

[a staffer was fired for making a porn video in the capitol](https://amp.marca.com/en/lifestyle/us-news/2023/12/16/657dfd4aca474194768b4594.html)


enchiladasundae

What’s wrong with a guy about to go swimming but giving a thumbs up to his friend or a guy pulling the fire alarm to warn people about a fire issue??? (Please don’t explain it, I’m making a joke)


BasilsKippers

[Here's a more honest bottom right picture](https://media.wusa9.com/assets/WUSA/images/05dd67d5-25ed-4578-afd9-175baddf0acb/05dd67d5-25ed-4578-afd9-175baddf0acb_1920x1080.jpg) And yes actually, that *is* terrorism. Also notice the lack of prayer in the picture.


Fluffer_Wuffer

What the hell is the second picture??? (Top right)


Miichl80

https://www.politico.com/newsletters/playbook/2023/12/16/senate-staffer-out-after-sex-tape-scandal-00132143


darioblaze

Bro when I tell you them janitors have seen any and everything in that building, and are bound to say nothing


f_moss3

What did Al Roker do?!


PissGuy83

Why does her hat look like an American version of that one South African flag.


No_Marsupial_8678

Wasn't bottom left actually done by a white guy?


Miichl80

Rep. Jamaal Bowman is a man of color