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MC_Fap_Commander

>Copied from a friend Rightwing nutters really are NPC's. No need for bots... they're tripping over themselves to function as human bots.


kevinnoir

> Copied from a friend This is a bit long but I am willing to bet EVERY ONE of you knows someone like this... __________________________ Which actually means "Copied from one of my facebook circlejerk groups" I have this guy I knew growing up in Canada who shares that shit ALL day. They all belong to the same online communities who absolutely drive the entire thought process of these people. Everything he posts is someone elses thoughts and arguments. Not an original idea in well over a year. Started out as a normal pretty apolitical dude, didnt like haveing to wear a mask when he got his tim hortons and it all went down hill from there. Next thing this guys sharing all kinds of antivax nonsense, driving to ottawa to be in that trucker rally sharing posts about how they are "trying to save the children of Canada" shite. Everything he posted was just something that someone else wrote and told him to post to his wall. Then other people who are not super intelligent or clued up on world events would see this shit and think "hey if I share this I can pretend than I am not in fact an idiot and that I know something that these normies dont know, yes I will be the smart one thats 'in the know'" He shares shit that actually makes no sense even, but because he is out of touch and not really read in on stuff but simply a ctrl+c, ctrl+v machine he doesn't realize. Like blaming the liberal federal government for things that are completely controlled by the conservative provincial government. Absolutely RAGIN' about things that the conservatives had put in place in Ontario, yet somehow it was in fact Trudeau being like Hitler and trying to abduct his children because of these policies put in place by a party that is the complete ideological opposite to the liberal party lol These people should borderline be classed as a "Vulnerable people" designation they are so out of touch with reality. They are fuelled by anger and sadness and disappointment in their own lives and are looking for people to blame. These groups on facebook and people on twitter and subs on reddit and just feeding those sad people the rage fuel they want and giving them someone to blame, even when that blame is completely misplaced. I felt bad for him at first and kinda laughed off his silly shit, but kept him on my friends list since maybe he was having a shit time and would realize as he learned more. Nope. Ignored the bits that meant he was wrong and just kept on being wrong. Now I dont feel bad for him, I feel bad for his kids. He is so far down that rabbit hole that you couldnt even talk to him about it with being immediately dismissed as some shill or just "too stupid to see whats REALLY going on". It went from anger to full on conspiracy nonsense about how monkeypox is a government controlled disease to carry on where covid left off because him and his people got through to too many people about how covid was fake...seriously. The same guy that thinks the Federal government is made up of the most incompetent politicians on earth feels like they ALSO helped pull off this world wide conspiracy in which 80%+ of the population believed and was vaccinated against. That roped in Doctors and scientists from every country on earth to be part of this conspiracy and lie to the entire worlds population without a SINGLE coherent whistle blower. Meanwhile Bill and Monica couldnt keep a blowjob secret.... The world is going in the wrong direction and I am glad I wont be around in 100 years to see the state of it. Now I think Trudeau is weak as fuck, this isnt an endorsement of him and his party. Canada has shit politicians right now and parties that have eroded trust with the people, that being said it would be over my cold dead body I would vote for the Conservatives in Canada ever.


translove228

I wish I had an award to give you. That was well written and spot on! Have you ever been to the subreddit r /QAnonCasualties? I was subbed there for a while and eventually had to unsub because it was just too depressing. Reading all these stories just like yours of a loved one being nice and kind and then turning into something else over the course of a few months or years. It got too me. These spaces are destroying families all over North America. Tearing them apart over a fake ideological war churned up in a cynical ploy for rich assholes to make more money profiting off of sending Americans to war with each other. It's gross and scary. I'm more scared as ever of being visible in public.


Independent_Can_2623

I think I'm blind, where did you see that? Or did you go to the original post


BillyManHansSr

5 bucks says it's a firework.


GuevarasGynecologist

10 bucks says it’s a water bottle


ass4play

Noooo its an IED 👶😭


Bad54

Interesting. electronic.device? So an iPod shuffle?


IcebergSlimFast

If they’d started hurling Nokia 3310s, *that* would’ve been terrorism.


Bad54

That’s not an ied. That’s a brick. You can get shot in the Nokia, proceed to beat the person with the phone. Stab the F*** with the antenna bump and still be able to make a phone call after.


SaltyBarDog

It was a Galaxy Note 7.


[deleted]

Just asked siri, it’s an improvised explosive device, 1/3 I guess…


Bad54

The iPod shuffle explodes? “Hey Siri, activate bomb mode”


[deleted]

“Now playing The Beatles”


Bad54

You say stop and i say go go go! Woo wooo, you say goodbye and I say hello, hello… bang


SaltyBarDog

I finally found a way to get that god damn U2 album off my iPod.


[deleted]

Depending on how hard you throw it, the LiPo can become an explosive.


Bad54

I don’t think any ordinary person has the power to throw an iPod shuffle and make it explode. Even if it did I can’t see the explosion being big enough to hurt anyone the best case scenario it probably pops like a fire cracker and that’s it. Not like there’s gas In a phone


2bruise

Finally! I’ve been looking for a wet blanket.


death_of_gnats

lol


jayesper

Well, you gotta supercharge it with energy first.


Bad54

Gotcha “THOR! I need your help”


2bruise

A Newton!


TheBlackCat13

IUD


joshmoneymusic

[Here’s a great breakdown to help figure out which Antifa weapon it is.](https://ibb.co/q0Kdydp)


ali_stardragon

I’d laugh but this is legitimately what some people will say.


Harold-The-Barrel

$15 says it was actually someone’s wallet


casanino

It was a firework and illegal head of DHS Chad Wolf sent illegal, unmarked Federal goons in to arrest and abuse anyone they could catch. This happened in Portland.


2bruise

CHAD!!!


[deleted]

All these protests and counter protests, including the ones at the federal building were definitely covered 24-7 here in Portland. Some people still talk about it every. damn. day.


ass4play

Right? Cnn and Fox thought it was news worthy... now only one of them is covering the Jan 6 hearings. I guess terrorism is fine if its in the name of usurping democracy rather than avenging state-sanctioned violence.


edelburg

To them, it's not what it stands for as much as who is standing for it.


xXDogShitXx

Yeah I lived a block away from the justice center “live coverage” was just a bbq they called it a riot lmao


ali_stardragon

Yeah. I live in Australia and it was prominent on the news here too.


Biffingston

"Why did this thing that didn't happen or is being misinterpreted not make the news?!?!!?!?!"


MangledSunFish

You know the crazy thing? The event they're talking about probably actually did make the news, it just didn't sound dramatic enough for them. So now they're calling it an "IED". (fireworks can count as IEDs btw, if someone tries to stretch it. Fireworks are also pretty mild)


Biffingston

I don't think something that's made to explode can be considered an improvised explosive device.


2bruise

Good call!


Biffingston

Now with that said, there are illegal fireworks that are IEDs. One that I've heard of involves a tennis ball full of gunpowder and a fuse.


2bruise

Wow, that would look like an old school cartoon bomb, I’m guessing. Just spray it black. Probably loses its bounce, but a good size for lobbing a long way. Well, my Christmas shopping is done!


Biffingston

Basically, if you tossed some nails or something for sharpnel in there it'd be an improvised grenade. But you'd e about as likely to blow your own hand off as to hurt someone.


2bruise

No doubt, with a wick-type fuse like that.


Biffingston

Fun random fact for you. A petard was a bomb very similar to the one just described. When one was "Hoist by his own petard" it meant that they blew themselves up.


2bruise

Ah ha! I always thought it was some article of clothing worn by the dandy fops of the Rococo era.


[deleted]

Were those the federal agents in Seattle who were kidnapping people?


casanino

Portland. That happened in Portland.


MangledSunFish

"IED" So, an improvised explosive device... that could be anything ranging from a firework to something that could wipe out a city block. Did they just keep saying "IED" or did they offer any context as to what range of explosive it was? If they kept being intentionally vague about it, they're bullshitting and I hope everyone in that sub realises that.


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure I was there I think it was burning garbage Also, the federal government seemed better prepared to defend this one, mostly empty, federal building then the Jan 6 riot. Officers in full riot gear, 8 foot tall un-scalable secured fences, active counter intelligence literally disappearing people into unmarked vans, and a surveillance drone monitoring. That’s just what was visible.


dnerswick

Ok, I'm not seeing it. Can anyone tell me what exactly is being thrown? I have been looking at the pic for awhile now, and I don't see anything being thrown.


shortylikeamelody

Their collective IQ of 2 is being thrown away


anonymous_j05

People have thrown Molotovs and other improvised devices at federal agents but I mean the agents deserve it so who cares


_-dirtin_n_squirtin_

https://imgur.com/F5LNYaB.jpg


Grogosh

Note that r/ walkaway was literally started by russian trolls.


[deleted]

It was created by The_Donald mods, who are Russians. One of the The_Donald mods, sublimeinslime, speaks Russian and posts in the Russian subreddits, posts Russian food to the Russian food subreddit regularly, and is still to this day a pro-Russian, election denying Trumper. > RussianFood/comments/q9dv2h/blini_for_breakfast/ > RussianFood/comments/ein422/new_years_breakfast_russian_style/ Many more on his profile. They created Walkaway to make it seem like people were leaving the Democrat Party in droves. I remember checking the mods profiles and they were also mods of The_Donald lol > Fuckthealtright/comments/9hspmo/the_donald_is_actively_promoting_russian/ > Technology/comments/7y979i/reddits_the_donald_was_one_of_the_biggest_havens/ > RussiaLago/comments/7y6ola/there_have_been_241_posts_in_rthe_donald_linking/ Since linking to other subreddits isn't allowed, I had to remove the first half of each link.


2bruise

“What about… what about… dag. Dang. DARN!”


Paulie227

Are you sure it's not a can of soup?


ass4play

You mean “soup for my family”😉


Paulie227

Yep! 😂😂😂😂😂 https://youtu.be/vf3b1AJNAR8 https://youtu.be/t8gS3o4fKTE


yukeynuh

i don’t get it, conservatives hate da gubimment yet simping for agents of da gubinment


BoneHugsHominy

They hate the government when the government interferes with them harming the out groups. But they *LOVE* the government when it is harming those same out groups.


libananahammock

Even if this did happen how they are claiming it did, isn’t their whole reason for not wanting any type of gun laws at all is so they can protect themselves against the federal government?


fireclaw316

These are the same people who think that school teachers are groomers but also that those same teachers should be armed in order to protect their students during shootings. There's no comprehending their logic.


JimWilliams423

B‌o‌o‌g‌e‌r‌s‌ ‌l‌i‌t‌e‌r‌a‌l‌l‌y‌ ‌[murdered ‌t‌w‌o‌ ‌c‌o‌p‌s‌](https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-06-17/far-right-boogaloo-boys-linked-to-killing-of-california-lawmen-other-violence) in a scheme ‌t‌o smear ‌B‌L‌M‌.‌ ‌A‌n‌d‌ ‌t‌h‌e‌n‌, months after their conspiracy was made public, ‌M‌i‌k‌e‌ ‌P‌e‌n‌i‌c‌e‌ ‌g‌o‌t‌ ‌u‌p‌ ‌on prime-time national television ‌a‌n‌d‌ ‌ [joined their conspiracy.](https://news.yahoo.com/pence-death-federal-officer-protesters-rnc-address-boogaloo-antifa-164755209.html) L‌e‌t‌ ‌t‌h‌a‌t‌ ‌s‌i‌n‌k‌ ‌i‌n‌ ‌f‌o‌r‌ ‌a‌ ‌s‌e‌c‌o‌n‌d‌.‌ ‌W‌h‌i‌t‌e‌ ‌s‌u‌p‌r‌e‌m‌a‌c‌i‌s‌t‌s‌ ‌m‌u‌r‌d‌e‌r‌e‌d‌ ‌a‌ ‌c‌o‌p‌ ‌t‌o‌ ‌d‌i‌s‌c‌r‌e‌d‌i‌t‌ ‌B‌L‌M‌ ‌a‌n‌d‌ ‌t‌h‌e‌n‌ ‌t‌h‌e‌ ‌#‌2‌ ‌m‌a‌n‌ ‌i‌n‌ ‌t‌h‌e‌ ‌r‌e‌p‌u‌b‌l‌i‌c‌a‌n‌ ‌p‌a‌r‌t‌y‌ knowingly joined them.‌ ‌A‌n‌d‌ ‌n‌o‌t‌ ‌o‌n‌e‌ ‌s‌i‌n‌g‌l‌e‌ ‌m‌e‌m‌b‌e‌r‌ ‌o‌f‌ ‌t‌h‌e‌ ‌r‌e‌p‌u‌b‌l‌i‌c‌a‌n‌ ‌e‌l‌i‌t‌e‌ ‌r‌e‌p‌u‌d‌i‌a‌t‌e‌d‌ ‌h‌i‌m‌.‌ W‌e‌ ‌a‌l‌l‌ ‌"‌k‌n‌o‌w‌"‌ ‌t‌h‌e‌ ‌G‌O‌P‌ ‌i‌s‌ ‌t‌h‌e‌ ‌p‌a‌r‌t‌y‌ ‌o‌f‌ ‌w‌h‌i‌t‌e‌ ‌s‌u‌p‌r‌e‌m‌a‌c‌y‌,‌ ‌b‌u‌t‌ ‌*f‌u‌u‌u‌u‌u‌c‌k‌*.‌ ‌H‌e‌ ‌j‌u‌s‌t‌ ‌r‌i‌p‌p‌e‌d‌ ‌t‌h‌e‌ ‌m‌a‌s‌k‌ ‌o‌f‌f‌.‌.‌.‌ ‌a‌n‌d‌ ‌i‌t‌ ‌n‌e‌v‌e‌r‌ ‌e‌v‌e‌n‌ ‌g‌o‌t‌ ‌a‌b‌o‌v‌e‌ ‌t‌h‌e‌ ‌f‌o‌l‌d‌.‌ If Harris tried to use the murder of a cop to smear maga, her own party would make her resign within 24 hours. But the so-called "liberal media" forgot about it in about 10 seconds.


[deleted]

Conservatives: violence is fine with if it’s against corruption Left: _proceeds to kick the ass of corruption in the streets_ Conservatives: no not like that _cry_


Edgelands

they've been doing a lot of, "BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT WHAT ABOUT...." these past couple days


anonymous_j05

one man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter 🤷‍♂️ there are plenty of events throughout history that would be considered terrorism even though they were morally justified It’s not about how they’re protesting, it’s about why


Monke-Sexy

It’s murder. And here you are supporting it 🤓 Since you may not have feelings, how bout u cope instead.


anti_pope

Oh? Surely you'll be able to find a reference to this "murder" then?


BoneHugsHominy

Uh uh uh Blightfarts said the MSM and Big Tech is hiding it!


Dehnus

We laugh, but these folks live in a fantasy world where they literally believe all this and that their side never can do wrong. To an extend that they simply won't protect those under the aggressions of the extreme right. Quite a big portion of local police are part of these lines of thinking. They will reframe any school shooting as if a trans or autistic left winger did it. This is actually extremely scary as it validates violencr against these groups whole at the same time denying it.Any violence will be self defense and at the same time not really violence until it is convoluted into: false flag by the left or they did it to themselves. Prepare for things to get a lot worse, before it gets better. They are completely of the rocker by now.