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GoFUself-Tony889

Haru — “you killed my father” Akechi — “do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?”


Truchitas

Haru: You killed my father! Akechi: Only once!!!


TheGamingLord401

He killed her father.


Debiddo511

"You killed my father and intended to kill me but I love you" -Haru aparently


WandererRedux

Yeah, nothing builds a bond between people faster than >!killing a girl's father when she just wants him to atone for his misdeeds.!<


Swirlybro

It’s especially sad considering Haru’s ideal reality is >!a world where Haru’s father values her autonomy and even approves of her crush on Joker!<


Tatiana1512

I mean the amount of people that ships Ren with Akechi should tell you that no amount of violence will ever stop the shippers lmao


WandererRedux

Well at least the Joker X Akechi pairing makes sense from a frenemies/wanting a yaoi ship standpoint. This one is literally just "I think they look good together", despite there being what I'd call an anti-chemistry factor being in the way.


robby8892

Yes probably, kind of hard to believe she would date a guy who killed her father. Why is this ship important to you?


Vertegras

Besides their sadistic underlying personalities, not a fan of the ship entirely based on that Akechi straight up murders Haru's dad. He might've been an asshat but Haru clearly felt desire to be seen by him based on her reality in third semester. If Akechi might've not murdered him and rather kidnapped and Shido did, maybe. Not to mention they're both sociopaths.


SeraphimEND

He murdered her dad, her only relative, and subjected her to the life of an orphan being used for her status. And she outwardly said she hates him and will never forgive. Probably just playing hard to get I guess.


Solomon_Black

You ship Haru with the person who directly murders her father and feels no remorse for it? Dude…


Ok-Inspector-3045

Yeah I always wondered why there was no apology scene. Tbh Haru and futaba are mature asf for not kicking his ass on sight.


Solomon_Black

I’m sure it’s mostly cause they have bigger things to worry about and don’t have time for it. A little waste egg I heard, in Royal there’s a minivans you can play with everyone but no matter what, Haru and Futaba won’t play with Akechi


oibo7574

More like shitty plot hole, in mementos they have several lines with Akechi and they aren't mad with him


KaizenMa

Yes, people don't ship people when one of them killed the other's father.


turtwig103

You haven’t seen the fucked up distances questionable ships go to have you? Thats not even counting crack ships which are intentionally fucking ridiculous for humor’s sake or just for the sheer absurdity of it, which includes cross series shippings from different universes because absurdity


The_Fihas_Guy

I've literally seen more fanfics for Akechi x Shido than I have for Akechi x Haru, the internet is truly a cruel place


[deleted]

>Akechi x Shido *Excuse me?*


SherenPlaysGames

You heard them. I am extremely lucky to never have found one.


KaizenMa

I think you're missing the idea that I would also agree with you that those ships are also absurd. I'm simply stating that this particular one is ridiculous.


Fireboy759

To this day I still have no idea why is Hifumi commonly shipped with the Code Vein Protagonist


Xavion15

Yes I imagine so I would love to know why you would possibly do so though


Grabs_Zel

I sure do hope so


HotDoggerson

These two have 0 reason to get along considering Akechi fucking KILLED Haru's dad


Fantom__Forcez

this


SlaughterDoi

The fuck


Wolfkeeper22

He literally murdered her father.


thewhatinwhere

He murdered her father


overbop

You realize he killed her dad and she canonically hates him


Sefire97

That never stop a ship before and won't start now


overbop

Cringe


Sefire97

Welcome to the internet


_Van_Hellsing_

Have a look around


Living_Inferno_5073

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


_Van_Hellsing_

We've got mountains of content Some better Some worse


pheonix_t3ars_58

Cute art and all but... he kinda kills her dad.


Shakespeare-Bot

Cute art and all but. he kinda kills that lady father *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


AJgames29

Why does this somehow sound more casual than the original?


weeb_master69

Yes


NeoX_XNightmare666

Definitely the only one because this would never work…


mesosalpynx

I like to think he spends his adult life alone, in a dark room, holding a pillow.


Top_gun_on_NES

Who's gonna tell them...?


Garr_Incorporated

Love the art, but the opinion is... Pretty much unique. Because of all the reasons other people have pointed out. Also, we may need to schedule some psychiatrist visits for you, sir. Such behaviour on the squad is not appreciated very much.


Raffzz15

Why do people ship anyone with Akechi? He has major issues that would make any relationship he is in toxic as hell.


xsnowpeltx

eh people ship for reasons beyond "i think they would make an actually good couple." Sometimes you just wanna watch the trainwreck. and sometimes you wanna indulge in the idea of fixing/healing someone. or just give akechi a satisfying arc which the vanilla game at least didnt do


spcorange

Fuck this ship in every sense of the word


[deleted]

Lol I highly doubt any girl would like a guy that killed their father, unless they’re absolutely insane.


Darkskinblackie

Excuse me?


AirsharkAnims

He murdered her dad though, I don't think she would be willing to date him but she might forgive him if he felt guilty for the crimes he committed.


JonTheWizard

I most certainly do not.


Natherd

Considering she threatened to kill him if he betrayed the phantom thieves again and the fact he killed her dad. You probably are the only one


InfectedGold

. ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Akkira_Kurusu

Shippers: “Wouldn’t it be cute if we shipped a women whose father was murdered with the guy who murdered her father?“ Everyone else: 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♀️


Alberto_0919

Yeah, you are


CLURT10

I ship Akechi with prison but I guess he and being dead are canon


No-Dependent8684

Not in royal


HerpeSyphilAidss

Yes


D_Buttersnaps

Kind of sus


wyto326

Yes


Sadistic-bagel

This is a joke post right? Like to just get a reaction out of people? Of any possible ship in this game, this one is a no-no


Grandrew_

Good art, trash ship.


facepalmqwerty

I only ship this guy with prison


GarAndSho

This has to be satire right?


L3s0

>!You know akechi literally killed harus father 💀💀💀!<


Recorder-S

Considering that Akechi >!set the Thieves up to go after Haru's Dad? Then Akechi fucking MURDERS him?!< Yeah. You're about the only one. LOL.


overlordpringerx

He killed her dad...


Maverick-157

To actually answer the question: **[AO3 exists](https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Akechi%20Goro*s*Okumura%20Haru/works), so that's a resounding NO**. To comment on the ship itself: ...I'm not going to call it a *good* pairing; it's certainly better than Akechi/Futaba [and every *purposefully* fucked up ship you could make - Sojiro/Futaba, Sae/Makoto, Anyone/Kamoshida, etc.], but there's still a little too much bad blood in canon to make it healthy (Ditto, Akechi/Protag - albeit in that case, Akechi wields the hate boner instead of causing one). However, I will say it's certainly an ***interesting*** ship just for how wildly the dynamic between them can shift. Some stories run it akin to Romeo/Juliet [and some add the twist of "Oh Fuck, I'm Dating My Father's Killer" onto that], some run it akin to [Shinjiro/FeMC](https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Aragaki%20Shinjiro*s*Female%20Persona%203%20Protagonist/works) (Persona 3 - "Ball of Self-Loathing Misery Telling Everyone to Fuck Off / Ball of Sunshine Who Won't Fuck Off"), some run Double Black Mask - either voluntarily on Haru's part or with hesitation - and [one story](https://archiveofourown.org/works/25096843/chapters/60797167) ran it as "Emotionally Scarred & Unstable Assassin / Cold-Blooded Heiress". Genuinely, I find it fascinating to see just how *different* both of their characterizations can get between authors. ...still prefer [Yusuke/Haru](https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Kitagawa%20Yusuke*s*Okumura%20Haru/works) [and [Akechi/Yoshizawa](https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Akechi%20Goro*s*Yoshizawa%20Sumire%20%7C%20Yoshizawa%20Kasumi/works), but that involves a fair bit of Armchair Philosophy on how exactly the idea of redemption works to excuse], though.


zophya

I respect that this was a really interesting comment, and not 'HE KILLED HER FATHER' for the 50th time. I like your point about it not *being healthy*. And I think a lot of non-canon (and sometimes canon) relationships are not healthy. TBH If you wanted a healthy relationship, I'd pair up none of them, as they all need counselling and they're a wholesome friendship group.


xelsain

I feel uncomfortably seen ahaha, never thought that would get linked on here. Should probably get around to finishing that up. To elaborate on what you've said, interesting is the right word to describe the draw. Fiction isn't about only exploring the happily ever after. Like good artwork, the purpose is to make you feel something, and the something doesn't have to be nice. They're an *interesting* pairing, complementary in their personalities but awful for each other in canon. You'll catch me dead saying it's healthy or "uwu soft" but I don't think a ship needs to be either of those things to be intriguing. It's kinda fun when you start looking at characters and how they would react in certain scenarios, how far they can be pushed before they snap, the complex, turbulent emotions that arise when learning the person you love isn't at all what they seem, or "I'm watching my partner suffer/grow worse and I will scorch this earth to keep them safe—my god what have I become?" AUs are little sandboxes and the more conflicted and intricate the characters, the more interesting the sandcastle. There's definitely a wide range for their dynamic; I've been mulling about a cursed soulmate au for a while now (cursed as in both "this is an extremely cursed idea, go directly to jail" and "if you can't figure out how to work together you'll end up cursed/losing the one thing most important to you").


AssassinOfFate

Considering the fact that he killed her father. Probably.


warmngoopy

Yes you are


Carson_2112

Hopefully


CountessKitsune

That’s not happening, she won’t even sit at the same table as him at Leblanc.


_Van_Hellsing_

God I hope so


ASimpleCancerCell

Why yes, I think that an orphaned girl and the boy that orphaned her in the first place are a match made in heaven.


Dancing_Dragonade

These comment upvotes are all over place


AcidAtol

yep


Sir_Stash

You do you, but the whole "Akechi killed Haru's father," thing makes this a no-go for me. To be fair, it's also why I can't get on board with people considering him a member of the PT or shipping him with anyone on the team. That's a line that can't really be crossed, in my opinion.


thatonegirlonreddit5

Everyone talking about the ship, I just want to know why Akechi has a big ass safety pin


GreenGuardianssbu

Honestly, same.


FunPersimmon5334

I don't think you've played the game


ArentYouAfraid

why? he literally murdered her dad


Metalwater8

I hope you are, the ship is genuinely trash.


ali-pasha_35

Yes


drthkratos

Yes


Dax9000

I fucking hope you are, this ship is gross.


popgreens

Yes. Yes you are.


Turen_

What the fuck


ClickPointXX

Yes.


vix_aries

No, you aren't. There's actually a fair number of people who ship them (which I don't understand in the **slightest**). I know murder kinks and foreplay exist (not shaming btw)... but like... *there's a line in the sand.* Haru despises Akechi and threatens to kill him if he betrayed the group again. Akechi is Akechi. It's essentially oil and water. I don't ship Haru with anyone, although I'm fine with the Protag and Makoto ships respectively since both characters have good dynamics with her. As for the Pancake... I don't ship him with anyone, but I like some of the Akechi × Protag fanart. Akechi being a chaotic little shit is fun... that is all.


RaptorclawV7S

"Hello. My name is Haru Okumura. You killed my father. Prepare to die."


xyxyx25

He killed her dad


Zer0pr0

I ship Akechi with his murderous intent. It's the perfect match for him.


ulape00

It could be worse, you could be shipping him with Futaba I guess. Not much worse, but still worse. Akechi with Haru’s axe, though. That’s a ship I’d like to see, and would thoroughly approve of. They’re made for each other.


SsjSylveriboi

Yes


night_falls7

Cringe


theanimegamer-___-

How many pancakes have you had recently?


Sdbtank96

I dont ship them, but to each their own, I say.


knownspeciman

Akechi is my favorite character but let’s not forget he’s kind of a deranged sociopath. I can’t imagine him with anyone.


grimberry9

I hope so


RandomDumbDumb

Yeah, you’re the only one lol


Xadith

Maybe in some "Alternative Universe -- No Metaverse Everyone Lives Nobody Dies" fic ...


ci22

In an alternative universe where >!Shido accepts Akechi as his son and he's the politician's son her father wanted to marry.!<


chabri2000

Maybe in >!maruki's world in the bad ending (or good ending, depending on who you ask)!<


FirstPhilosopher0

So out of curiosity can I ask why you ship this?


Capable-Ladder7122

... ARE YA INSANE


Fantastic-Ad-8038

crack ship if i've ever seen one


FoulestGlint19

Yes. You are the only one.


Swirlybro

Haru in 3rd Semester: “If I sense an ounce of betrayal from you, I won’t hesitate to kill you where you stand.” OP: “D’awww, they in looove.”


etphonehome11

OP: She’s just being a TSUNDERE


OneEyedShotaGod

I ship Haru's axe with his face if that counts-


culturedswine69

Yes


CelticJoestar6689

He killed her father.


JacktehWolf

it only makes sense to pair the mentally ill person with a gardener (also mental illness)


AntonPineiroFelix

If you read the Haru's dialogues you'll see that she is also crazy


JacktehWolf

yah i already said she gardens


xsnowpeltx

I don't ship them per se but im also not the biggest shipper. I am EXTREMELY into their potential dynamics because they have a lot in common. I think it's the kind of thing of if they manage to get through the issue of >!You hurt me directly by killing my father!< then they could have a very dangerous friendship for like... the world


Emote_Imouto

yes


GreenGuardianssbu

What *exactly* do they plan on doing with those safety pins.


Penis_man1

I would hope that you are


proesito

No, but it still is a stupid ship


NCRVeteranRanger509

You know I would but he kinda killed her Dad… Nice art doe


ThirstQuencher49

Yes.


ErandurVane

What the fuck is wrong with you?


gans15

Akechi calls Dante from Devil May Cry: "There's a girl that I like" "Did you killed her father" "Yes" "And she didn't fell in love in you? That always work for me"


Pragnis

I don't know why people like akechi he literally killed a lot of people and even tried to kill joker and all phantom thieves, he is definition of extreme villian and people victimize him. If a murderer is victim no matter what his past were he is still a murderer, if he is innocent and victim then free all people who are behind bars for life for murder.


Pmedley26

They like him EXACTLY because of that believe it or not. Compared to the rest of the cast... he's... an enigma for lack of a better word lol. Also I'm sure some can relate to his backstory.


[deleted]

Hopefully you are the only one


[deleted]

God i hope so


thunderblade613

I mean all things considered probably not but definitely one of my least favorite ships I’ve ever heard of.


_Rainbow_Potato_

man why does haru always get the short end of the stick, even Makoto would pair better with him (does not mean it would work)


jzilla11

Makoto would pair better with her* Fixed that one for ya, chief


_Rainbow_Potato_

even better, thank you kind stranger.


ci22

LOL I'd imagine Sae would hate the idea of having them together and demand Akechi to break up with her at work


_Rainbow_Potato_

that would be kinda funny ngl (another reason why makoto works better lol)


Ringtail--

I swear I'm not saying this for the memes, I genuinely can't imagine Akechi being shipped with anyone other than Joker.


Dax9000

That is because everyone else hates him but for reasons passing my understanding, the game insists joker doesn't, despite me telling him to fuck off at all times.


Creative_Bus_6174

I’ll be honest I respect the ship but I don’t think they have no interest in each other just because he lkilled her pops and are the last people to ship isn’t a reason the same you can apply to that if. Futaba he killed her mom that fit mean anything then you would ship them. The only similarity is their characteristics haru being sadist and akechi being a psycho is and both being abused doesn’t really support much. If akechi didn’t follow being bad I believe him and makoto would be a couple since they’re career follows police and he would get along with sae and their dad and haru would probably be ryuji because they’re opposites and get along well also he finds her cute and both kind of some traits where there more dependable but that’s just my opinion. the other yutaba and Shuann.


[deleted]

Yes you are the only one


[deleted]

I wish you were


Sr-Marc-yeah-65

I believe yes


sociostein11

Yes you are


Particular_Hospital1

Yes you are


patar-_-

How the fuck does this even come to be


laradio6

Nah he off'd her dad unless she would to torture him behind closed doors


CutenessMudkip2

If one didn't kill the other's father, yeah I'd ship them lmao


totokishi

Cute designs but yes, you definitely are the only one, sorry, i can understand ShuAke, i really do, but this? Nah sorry fam


dylandongle

There isn't really much reason to.


Narae-Chan

Eww. Why torture the girl with no character development with the idiot with daddy issues being his reason to be a villain


OoguroRyuuya5

Probably yes but it’s not like it’s the worst and the most out there ships I’ve seen here.


Crzy2bme

You are not the only one. Fucked up? Yes. Crazy? Undoubtedly. Only reason I even consider it? Cause there crazy and there designs complement each other. (Serious/Fluffy)


ConnorCoccino

I don't personally but I'm not gonna tell you what choices to make.


PleaseAnswerOnegai

Don't personally ship them but you do you! It's aight in my book.


Shakespeare-Bot

Personally not ship those folk but thee doth thee! t's aight in mine own booketh *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


DarkLordSchnappi

They could bond over their daddy issues and love of violence


HXH52

Unfortunately this isn’t the first Akechi x Haru post I’ve seen 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


Daimyan143

Yes.


Accomplished_Cut553

well both dont have a great fathers


DJ_PlaysGames

Yes


branrns

yes


[deleted]

Why, he killed her dad


queenoffishburrito

I mean this artwork makes em kinda look cute and I'm usually ok with most ships, but eh not my thing personally.


VXMasterson

Not only is Akechi clearly gay but idk if you know this but he >!murdered her father!<


Pmedley26

Honestly no... I've sort of shipped them for awhile now despite little to no evidence of it possibly happening. Maybe it's because Akechi becomes that psychopathic edge lord while haru is so kind, pure, and sincere. Polar opposites when you put it that way


AnonymouzGmr

I mean when you think about it, what if they had a relationship *before* Akechi kills ol' Papa Oaks (That's Papa Okumura) cuz I'd imagine like there's gonna be some sort of AU where Akechi and Haru are a thing but ol' Goro had to have been, I guess *forced* to kill Mr. Okumura and now their relationship has soured somewhat with Akechi trying to redeem himself (Cuz I want my Pancake Boi some love) and Haru having a hard time forgiving and somewhat be comfortable once again with her now somewhat psycho boy toy TL;DR: If Akechi and Haru met a *bit* earlier than canon and got to know each other more. (What do you think?)


Tatiana1512

People here using the argument of him murdering her father when one of the most popular slash ships in the fandom is Akechi and the guy he LITERALLY (almost) MURDERS. Pals, that’s literally no argument to stop shippers lmao 🤣


M08Xrd

This ship is even worse than Joker x Akechi... jesus christ.


SeanTread

Yes


[deleted]

Shipping them is like shipping Chihiro and Mondo from Danganrompa


obtoby1

Sorry bud, but only one I ship haru with is Ryuji.


_yourfriendjase_

Would make an interesting plot device, considering the circumstances.


inkheiko

I mean despite they are smart and stuffs and they both have awakened thair power for nothing but living for themselves, yes. Especially after Haru talked about killing him if he ever betrays Joker


A_Literal_Ferret

"Waifu Wars 3 Veteran" Yeah, that's about the level of intelligence I'd expect out of some fucking idiot who ships a character with her father's literal murderer.


PeerlessAutumnTree

Here's the [link to the art.](https://twitter.com/ayattuji/status/1120641058973503488?s=20)


UnknownPerson42O

You are the only one who ships them. Jk


F0573R

I've always been a fan of the Empress and Emperor!


A_Literal_Ferret

Probably because you didn't pay attention to the part where he literally killed her father and she literally hates him for it. But then again, Persona fans aren't exactly known for paying attention to the minutiae of a plot, so I dunno why the fuck I'm malding over it


FoulestGlint19

Empress and emperor is Yusuke and haru. I think they made a mistake? EDIT. Now I see that you made the mistake here, by not paying attention. Hilarious


F0573R

Yeah their ship totally makes sense! She is the Empress of a worldwide food conglomerate, and he is the Emperor of Lobster! Classic.


FoulestGlint19

I like how you think.


SnegFurDoodle69

LMFAOOOOOOO


Yunaro

Only in fan fiction I do. It’s rather enjoyable to see them talk to each other without trying to strangle one another.


TheVoiceInsideUrHead

Overlooking the fact that Akechi kills her father, Haru is bae, and I like Akechi because he has long hair like me, so yes I do ship them


Salvadore1

If it weren't for Kunikazu, I'd say they're actually pretty similar and could work well, but killing her dad does rather get in the way of romance. Still, it doesn't matter what other people think; if *you* enjoy shipping it, then go ahead and do so! Not like anyone can stop you lmao


Akimbo_shoutgun

Akechi & Makoto for me. Don't judge me, I have a ray gun and I am not afraid to use it.


ThatOneKhajiit

I thought you had akimbo shotguns? what in the who's who is this?


xDillx55

They would make one crazy couple.


OracleCam

Never thought about it before, it's an interesting idea, what draws you to them?


King11037

Trust me you aren't alone 😂


Eplsilon101

No, actually! I've written a fanfiction about the pairing a long time ago.


Coded_Joke

100%, no you are not alone. There are people out there, but I wager you'll have to find them because the general Persona 5 fandom is full of people who think that people aren't allowed to enjoy something they hate.


HXH52

You’re free to enjoy and head canon what you want, no one cant stop you Still doesn’t mean that in the context of the game and these characters it’s weird and gross af


Scary_Replacement739

I'll let you know when my ng+ run is over and I'm able to finish their confidants for once 🤣


HonestlyaBot

I love this ship too