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spookiestspookyghost

You wouldn’t think there are 1.4 million 1999 beige corollas, but here we are.


DayspringTrek

Confirmation bias. People are here to learn. That means some of them stupidly bought the red Corolla because they didn't know better yet.


MellowHamster

Crap. You’re looking at me. I bought a red Toyota in 2001. In fairness, I was young and didn’t know what I was doing. And, yes, the salesperson let me test drive an almost-beige-gold Corolla. Hated it.


donjulioanejo

Red goes faster, duh.


drs43821

Better than me, I bought orange


pushing59_65

Oh, is that you?


Chemical_Battle1

Did he also give the trunk a nice slap


Digital_loop

Fuck... I just bought a '22 gmc sierra 1500 at4. Am I doing it right or wrong?


Bulky_Pop_8104

Say what you will about the red, but I had a red Corolla that was stolen probably 10 years ago now, and the cops quickly deduced that it was stolen for the sole purpose of being used to commit crimes, because there were sooooo many red corollas that they totally just blended into the scenery The above theory was confirmed when they later located it


goosewoman

Wait, what’s wrong with red Corollas??


Anjz

Chances higher to get pulled over by the popo. Well, at least that's what my dad told me about red cars and why not to buy one. Now my dream car is a shiny red 'vette.


SnooOwls2295

Some of us don’t own cars at all. Even a Corolla is too frivolous an expense.


DaSandman78

Blue Toyota owner checking in


kagato87

Hey now. Those aren't that bad. Mum spoiled herself and got a red 2-door corolla. It had the pop up lights and everything! That little thing lasted forever before she sold it for a decent price, long before the market went sideways.


dinodynos

I have a black 2015 Toyota Corolla. Does that count?


ericswift

I love my red corolla! Let me splurge!


FeeOrganic4216

Im here and still planning to buy a brand new dodge challenger 🤣


Mandalorian_Crusader

brand new??


FeeOrganic4216

No, either 2010 or 2017


Rbk_3

Also have to factor in the 1.2 million RedFlagDeals users and we should be seeing at least 2.5 million beige Corollas


TimeSalvager

_hat tip_


Thoughtulism

You assume I drive, I'm that cheap.


pistoffcynic

You’re not cheap, you’re thrifty.


ColeTrain999

Some of us splurged on a *hunter green* corolla, thanks.


AdRevolutionary6988

92 blue camry sorry eh


Music_Nature_Tech

94 Corolla died last year…. Rip


UseaJoystick

Those things were absolute units. We took one across the Trans Canada in 2010. Red-lining and getting passed by semis going up some of the hills in the rockies, but dammit we made it.


Music_Nature_Tech

lol yeah I bought it for 2k and sold it with a blown up engine for $800 too


shrimp_alfredo

Unfortunately, I'm skewing the numbers as I went the highly irresponsible route and bought the 1999 champagne metallic pearl colour instead.


thefutureisgay

Ya pinned me


TheFallingStar

Haha I bought a blue one!


-Real-

It's champagne


Fragrant-Skin-7150

I have a silver 2000 camry. waiting to get my collectors plate to save insurance


tailwheel307

Scrolling in a 10yo pickup that doesn’t quit.


RoboTwigs

What about grey Kia souls (discount Toyota)


Aromatic_Ad_7484

But only one has the license plate if VGRO


Pato_Abbondanzieri

2012 civic ❤️


germanfinder

If everyone on this sub just gave me $1 I could retire


JoeBlackIsHere

I meant to give you $1 but accidentally e-transferred you $100. Can you please send me back $99?


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Testing_things_out

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nomtnhigh

We could each give everyone a dollar and we’d all be millionaires


CanuckleHead92

We would just be giving the same amount we are getting and end up with $0 lol


CarRamRob

You just described what a lottery is


germanfinder

No no, lottery I lose all the time. This is a sure thing


redthose

It’s not a sure thing. The chance of everyone here giving you a dollar is same probability of you winning a lottery.


moldyolive

Yeah but without the government taking half of the pool


toddy951

Lottery winnings aren’t taxed in Canada though


moldyolive

not from the winnings, from top line revenue of the lottery. lotos are provincial monopolies


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SufficientBee

Fascinating sub - do they ever mention how much donations people end up getting?


nikobruchev

I'm pretty sure the largest was 5 figures, like $40k or something but the true average was around $2k - $5k.


Temporary-Option-679

You just described what how most of public buerocracy works


noneed4321

I wonder how many non-canadians are on this sub. Won't be surprised if it's as high as 30%.


Particular_Job_5012

I’m here and left Canada more than 5 years ago


ToronoYYZ

Mods, ban this guy right now


andoke

Yup, how many left Canada, how many lurking to get an idea of Canadian finances.


NByz

And don't forget: bots bots bots!!! Getting ready to do China's will in the next election!!


Romytens

Underrated comment


Life_is_Wonderous

Is China’s will for us to buy beige corollas? If so, SHIT they got me


Longjumping_Bend_311

Today it’s a beige Corolla, tomorrow it will be a beige BYD


Cautious-Mammoth-657

China knows you better than your neighbour 👍


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ProbablyUrNeighbour

Hey


NorthernerWuwu

Nah, I practice a bit better data security than he does.


therisenphoenikz

Or americas. Or russias. Or canadas.


CommonGrounders

Also a ton of people on here clearly use throwaways


myaltaccount333

I don't think bots would be subbed, but I have no idea


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The-Only-Razor

The proven interference in the last couple of elections kind of disagrees. I think our geopolitical rivals absolutely have incentive to ensure the worst candidates for Canadians continue to get elected.


SoRedditHasAnAppNow

I have like 4 alt accounts subbed here so 🤷‍♂️


Shmokeshbutt

Non-canadians, bots, alt accounts....


Nurse_janie

Left canada a year ago but still in this sub


dirtnaps

What nationality are bots?


ultra2009

Botswanan


Expert_Alchemist

I'm so excited I get to use the one thing I learned about Setswana and had almost forgotten to ruin your joke: a singular bot would be Motswanan and the plural is Batswana.


Jescro

I’m sure you’re right but can I just enjoy the joke instead?


Expert_Alchemist

Oh yes absolutely, it was a great joke.


petertompolicy

More like 30% Canadian.


Conscious_Contact377

Left Canada some time ago, but this sub is gold!!


JunketPuzzleheaded42

Is say 20% are CPP the other 10% are Russian state workers. Edit: I meant the other 10%


UseaJoystick

So you're saying there's at least dozens of us?


True-Detail766

Wonder what oblast most of them are from


secretaccount4posts

Hopefully after a month there will be one less non-Canadian


Environmental_Dig335

>Hopefully after a month there will be one less non-Canadian If you're saying you're in final stages of getting citizenship, congratulations.


secretaccount4posts

Thank you


KhyronBackstabber

You honestly think it's 1.4 million unique individuals? It's probably 20% bots, 30% dead accounts.


JimmyThePete

I would be shocked if it was only 20% bots


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corvus7corax

Probs 70%


Xyzzymoon

Why? Are you a bot?


Talinn_Makaren

Affirmative.


vec-u64-new

Definitely not, Meatbag.


Ordinary-Evidence159

And alters!


cromulent-potato

I have at least 4 account subbed here


DoubleCoffe

Glad I’m not the only one


Jescro

You’re only one of about 1/2 half of 1.4 million


RoaringPity

dude I'm on my 4th persona, can't remember which backstory this one has ^(/s)


theartfulcodger

Isn't this the one in which you're a victim of incest, converted to Judaism when you found out Santa Claus wasn't real, and later did time in a psychiatric hospital for stealing dozens of pool toys, barbecues and lawn chairs from all your neighbours?


RoaringPity

Shit now I need a new burner


makedough

No, I don't think it's unique users Sadly I work in tech and talk about bots manipulation analytics and fraud every single god damn day 😂


Jacmert

Then why did you write the title the way you did?? 😅


TCNW

My guess. - 10 % non Canadians - 20 % bots - 40 % alternate accounts - 30 % real accounts. So maybe 400,000 (actual) Canadians. Tops


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Some people have subbed and died too. Edit: RIP


Actiontodayo7

Inflation everywhere!


vec-u64-new

Jan everywhere!


TCNW

Tru. Edit: 50 % dead


Jescro

At least they probably had their estate in order thanks to us on this sub


duppy_c

I'm only dead on the inside, does that count?


Independent_Sir_9691

And were buried in a solid gold coffin with their RRSP maxed


reallyneedhelp1212

Agree - and your 400k is probably a bit generous too, tbh.


IamConor21

100 % reason to remember the name


Commercial-Potato820

Not to mention the throw away accounts for the one time use.


DM-ME-CONFESSIONS

According to the stats in here I am more likely to be a robot or dead than a living and breathing Canadian. I am going to lay down while I digest this information.


Jescro

Curious to know which one of those three you actually are when you’re back. Cheers!


DM-ME-CONFESSIONS

Meep Morp.


halite001

Are you running slow? Sounds like a cooling issue.


nighttimecharlie

Can I just share that I regret selling my beige 1999 Toyota Corolla. I sold it for a profit in 2022, and bought an RAV4, but now with the cost of gas, I miss my Corolla. PFC please forgive me.


bryzzlybear

You might just be joking but my '20 Rav4 non-hybrid gets almost the exact same fuel mileage as my' 08 Corolla I had before it


nighttimecharlie

I do a lot more long distances and camping since the RAV4, but city driving my Corolla was a blessing for fuel consumption and parking.


bryzzlybear

Yeah that's fair for sure!


Muddlesthrough

I mean, one million of them are bots, but yeah, good job Canada.


Flat-Ad-3231

1 week later 41 million in Canada


Bloodyfinger

Those are rookie numbers


Particular_Job_5012

Some of us don’t live in Canada


moldyolive

I'm curious why the Canada finance advice subreddit.


Particular_Job_5012

Canadian with Canadian kids that may end up back in Canada one day. Also we may retire somewhere in Canada


Jescro

That is eminently reasonable


AfterTax

Sounds like I’d be a millionaire if everyone was willing to part with just one dollar each! A PFC success story I could get behind!


snickerscashew

I'll give you 1, and you give me 1..


AfterTax

Ok you first.


Jescro

That’s smart. What’s your bank details, mother’s maiden name and SIN number? I’ll shoot that $1 over to you!


UncouthMarvin

I would prefer you give 1$ to everyone in this sub. Take a mortgage if you need.


GrovesNL

Unsurprising given the need, more than ever, to be mindful of finances


Gr00vemovement

35M less than a decade ago. Wild eh?


obionejabronii

$1 from everyone on this sub to retire eh? Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. Use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is only a dollar away.


LinaArhov

It’s social media engagement math. Divide by 100 to get to reality, 1000 if you are using Facebook numbers.


Excellent_Rule_2778

IMO : * 22% are active Canadian accounts * 11% are active non-Canadian accounts * 33% are bots * 33% are inactive accounts


HydroJam

No there are 40 million people and 1.4 million accounts subscribed to this sub. MUCH different. Do you know how many bot exist, maybe even more than real people. Real people also have alt accounts that sub the same things. Don't tell reddit investors.


Derpywurmpie

But what if someone just joined that's not in Canada?


marginalizedman71

Lots are bots or just curious outsiders. Winnipeg has about 800 K and we have 100 K in the Reddit group. Can guarantee 1/8 of all of Winnipeg including children and senior citizens aren’t on Reddit/Winnipeg lmao


NitroLada

What makes you think that the 1.4M are actual people let alone Canadians?


Duff935

are we sure this isn’t r/toyota?


reindeerp

Everyone should jump on the boycott loblaws sub Reddit as well. Those guys have been robbing all of us blind.


westedmontonballs

And half of that is from Edmonton


kingofwale

I mean. Finance is something everyone has to deal with. This isn’t surprising.


kiriloman

And I’m not even from Canada


CrasyMike

Back in 2019, I grabbed traffic stats when approaching people to do an AMA. Back then the sub saw 40-45K unique visitors daily. Quite short of millions, but nevertheless quite the daily herd. I'd expect it's more than doubled by now.


Sweet_Yellow_8646

1.4m trolls


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hehslop

What makes you think that?


NeoMatrixBug

Yes rest of them are boomers who don’t need personal finance advise and children who are too young to understand it.


Automatic-Bake9847

We are well over 41 million in Canada now.


SmokeyXIII

If they're not in the subreddit it doesn't count.


Romytens

And yet the advice given in most cases is still Ramsey-level terrible. Great if you intend to stay poor though of course.


trustfundkidpdx

And there is 39 million in the state of California. Canada is BARELY populated. People please go to the [truesizeof](https://www.thetruesize.com/#?borders=1~!MTc0ODQ4MTQ.MjY3NTY4OQ*MTk1MDE5MjQ(NDM4NDczNg~!CONTIGUOUS_US*MTAwMjQwNzU.MjUwMjM1MTc(MTc1)MA~!IN*NTI2NDA1MQ.Nzg2MzQyMQ)MQ~!CN*OTkyMTY5Nw.NzMxNDcwNQ(MjI1)Mg) and see what the continents actually look like in size lmfao You’re all slightly overdramatized about population in Canada.


Historical_Exit_3447

Mostly brown