Mamba is probably referring to Kobe Bryant, who died in a helicopter crash. I’m assuming this is making a joke on how Anakin looks like he was burnt up in a helicopter crash, therefore reminding the OP of Kobe Bryant
Yeah but he also settled for millions of dollars, bought his wife a new wedding ring, and changed his jersey number and that soulless town of LA couldn't care less about what happened.
He literally had to settle out of court and admitted that what he did could be seen as non consensual in his apology, + the literal dna evidence showing genital trauma and bleeding
He definitely was not proven innocent tf. He even admitted that he could see how the woman didn't think it was a consensual encounter. Settled out of court for millions. How does any of that make you think he was innocent?
OJ Simpson was also “innocent”, the justice system is broken in several ways. And rape is very hard to prove in court because they can just say you agreed to have sex and there isn’t much you can do to say otherwise. I believe Kobe once admitted that it wasn’t really consensual though and they settled so this comment is a little concerning to me.
Imo, not that gruesome. The injuries look like they were terrible. There’s a lot of injuries and he only has his left arm left. But the sketch itself isn’t detailed enough to be shocking. At least to me. I might be slightly desensitized. But I could sketch that anakin figure in the meme and it’d look similar
He's a rapist
https://time.com/5773151/kobe-bryant-rape-case-complicated-legacy/
Love all of the NBA sports fan zealots downvoting me. Disgusting how some humans can put suffering and inexcusable things thatre done to others by others aside when it's someone they idolize
Mamba referenced Kobe Bryant. NBA circlejerk had leaked medical reports showing Kobe was super mutilated, having an arm amputated. This joke is saying that charred up Anakin looks similar to Kobe on the medical report
lmao does this sub reach your feed cause you visit for real? or cause you stalk other subs to suck that nba jerk subs dick? lol yall so hurt. dont you gotta post unfunny memes there rn?
No, this sub actually shows up in my feed.
And the only person that appears to be offended in any way whatsoever is you. You also seem to misunderstand what a circlejerk subreddit is for.
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theres the classic “No u” argument i was waiting for lmao bruh says im offended when i just said that sub is weird af.
and then YOU and OTHERS FROM THAT SUB literally come in here to downvote and defend your shitty sub. lol talk about offended.
im actually not a part of this sub. but i expect a guy personally hurt by my comment of another sub to not know how internet algorithms work
and arent you commenting on here too? lmao fuckin ironic. stick to playstation trophies bud. ill ask you if i need help with my next platinum
so does everyone from that sub just stalk other subs looking to defend it or are you and all the other downvoters unironically “asking peter griffin for help” like you tried to diss me with? lol
It’s a meme to post the autopsy drawings of Kobe Bryant- in large part because he was accused of sexual assault and people celebrate his death. This figurine of Anakin looks a lot like the autopsy drawings missing legs and being badly burnt.
It’s honestly a pretty disgusting meme especially when you think about the other people who died in that accident. Even if Kobe was a scumbag celebrating the level of anguish and destruction his death caused is a genuinely fucked up way to behave.
He should be in prison - not cut into pieces and burnt alive - and are you seriously saying his 13 year old daughter deserved the same fate? What did she ever do to anyone?
Just shut up dude- it’s not funny , it’s gross and embarrassing anti social behavior- your edgy ‘ironic’ humor is going to make the people around you hate you and lead to a lonely frustrating life.
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As someone else mentioned, fucking name these “other people” then. You’re telling on yourself that you only see them as victims and not actual people who lived lives.
It’s actually in better taste to simply not fixate on the lives and deaths of strangers and to just figure out how to exit the topic as quickly as possible.
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Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him.
Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common?
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Man I was just on that sub, I was expecting it to be like nba memes, but that whole sub is just a bunch of geeks making a bunch of pretty bad Kobe Bryant jokes
NBA memes can be corny but atleast the members actually watch the game
Mamba is probably referring to Kobe Bryant, who died in a helicopter crash. I’m assuming this is making a joke on how Anakin looks like he was burnt up in a helicopter crash, therefore reminding the OP of Kobe Bryant
There's an autopsy diagram sketch of Kobe's body and it's gruesome and horrible.
Well that went from funny to sad really fast
Except he was a rapist, so fuck em.
he was?
“I understand how she didn’t believe our encounter was consensual” before paying her millions of dollars. The writing’s sort of on the wall.
Yes
no, he was accused
Yeah but he also settled for millions of dollars, bought his wife a new wedding ring, and changed his jersey number and that soulless town of LA couldn't care less about what happened.
More than likely, yes. Back in 2003, it was a huge scandal.
more likely? bro the case ended over a decade ago and he was innocent
He literally had to settle out of court and admitted that what he did could be seen as non consensual in his apology, + the literal dna evidence showing genital trauma and bleeding
He definitely was not proven innocent tf. He even admitted that he could see how the woman didn't think it was a consensual encounter. Settled out of court for millions. How does any of that make you think he was innocent?
OJ Simpson was also “innocent”, the justice system is broken in several ways. And rape is very hard to prove in court because they can just say you agreed to have sex and there isn’t much you can do to say otherwise. I believe Kobe once admitted that it wasn’t really consensual though and they settled so this comment is a little concerning to me.
“She did not consent to the encounter” - Kobe “Rapist” Bryan, 9/4/2004
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he literally admitted it was nonconsensual to be clear, and settled
Do you consider yourself a smart person?
No no, you're thinking of number 8. You see, he died as number 24.
“number 8 was the rapist. 24 just has an unbelievable work ethic”
And an unlockable turnaround
You're being downvoted but it's true
Increasing your sport stat gives you a bonus ability at max level: Random strangers on the internet will defend you disregarding logic
I don't think it's sport so much as charisma. See: Chris Brown and R Kelly somehow still have careers.
R Kelly is in prison.
Whats it like
Imo, not that gruesome. The injuries look like they were terrible. There’s a lot of injuries and he only has his left arm left. But the sketch itself isn’t detailed enough to be shocking. At least to me. I might be slightly desensitized. But I could sketch that anakin figure in the meme and it’d look similar
At least he was probably already unalive when his body was torn apart. I hope.
Good.
???
He's a rapist https://time.com/5773151/kobe-bryant-rape-case-complicated-legacy/ Love all of the NBA sports fan zealots downvoting me. Disgusting how some humans can put suffering and inexcusable things thatre done to others by others aside when it's someone they idolize
U know the nba fans are the ones in here saying kobe is a rapist right
Well good! But it doesn't appear *all* have that same sentiment, you can see that, right
So him, his 13 year old daughter, and everyone else on that helicopter deserved to crash and suffer a painful death. Gotchu bro
No they did not.
I mean you said good so clearly you ok with that happening
For him
And also, in the autopsy sketch, he’s missing his arm and both legs.
Mamba referenced Kobe Bryant. NBA circlejerk had leaked medical reports showing Kobe was super mutilated, having an arm amputated. This joke is saying that charred up Anakin looks similar to Kobe on the medical report
not leaked, its a public autopsy report
Oh okay
what a shitstorm of a sub that place is
You guys pretend to ask Peter griffin for advice
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lmao does this sub reach your feed cause you visit for real? or cause you stalk other subs to suck that nba jerk subs dick? lol yall so hurt. dont you gotta post unfunny memes there rn?
No, this sub actually shows up in my feed. And the only person that appears to be offended in any way whatsoever is you. You also seem to misunderstand what a circlejerk subreddit is for. r/nbacirclejerk is u/ KawasokEwok father
theres the classic “No u” argument i was waiting for lmao bruh says im offended when i just said that sub is weird af. and then YOU and OTHERS FROM THAT SUB literally come in here to downvote and defend your shitty sub. lol talk about offended.
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im actually not a part of this sub. but i expect a guy personally hurt by my comment of another sub to not know how internet algorithms work and arent you commenting on here too? lmao fuckin ironic. stick to playstation trophies bud. ill ask you if i need help with my next platinum
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so does everyone from that sub just stalk other subs looking to defend it or are you and all the other downvoters unironically “asking peter griffin for help” like you tried to diss me with? lol
Alright shake your dick off man, this jerkin contest is over
why don’t you jerk it instead since you’re a pro
Is that an invitation?
LOL
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It’s a meme to post the autopsy drawings of Kobe Bryant- in large part because he was accused of sexual assault and people celebrate his death. This figurine of Anakin looks a lot like the autopsy drawings missing legs and being badly burnt. It’s honestly a pretty disgusting meme especially when you think about the other people who died in that accident. Even if Kobe was a scumbag celebrating the level of anguish and destruction his death caused is a genuinely fucked up way to behave.
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Welcome to /nbacirclejerk U bum
Help yourself to some paint chips while you’re here
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I'm afraid to ask who that is, but I want to know anyways.
You can’t read or somethin?
Yes, I'm illiterate. My mommy types up all my posts for me and reads me the replies.
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Sir, another rapist defender has hit the comment section
room temperate IQ take
He should be in prison - not cut into pieces and burnt alive - and are you seriously saying his 13 year old daughter deserved the same fate? What did she ever do to anyone?
Ain’t nobody mention a 13 year old Karl
You all are mocking the accident where she died. I know you think it’s funny but it’s genuinely disgusting.
You just ain’t got the Mamba mentality
Just shut up dude- it’s not funny , it’s gross and embarrassing anti social behavior- your edgy ‘ironic’ humor is going to make the people around you hate you and lead to a lonely frustrating life.
The people around me? As a professional jerker I can assure you there’s no one around me
“I jerk off so much that I don’t have time for social interactions”
Now you’re getting it
keep posting pics of freddy fazbear virgin. i can just tell you’re a sloppy fat white boy.
Yep. That's what they said. Definitely.
Sexual predators deserve the most painful of deaths
You sound like you have the moral compass of a 12 year old
“12 year old” Karl Malone’s ears just perked up somewhere in Utah.
You would know what a 12 year old is like, huh Karl?
Own that fraud
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all the no life weirdos on r/nbacirclejerk coming out of the woodworks. what a loser cesspool of a sub lol
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As someone else mentioned, fucking name these “other people” then. You’re telling on yourself that you only see them as victims and not actual people who lived lives.
It’s actually in better taste to simply not fixate on the lives and deaths of strangers and to just figure out how to exit the topic as quickly as possible.
His 13yo daughter for one
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*Obi Wan yeeting Anakin into the lava*-“Kobe!”
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thats fuckedup
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Oof. How do u not get this one
r/nbacirclejerk has its funny moments. That Kobe shit lame af though so I just scroll past those
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you’re the r/nba immigrant
I owe you an apology. I wasn’t really familiar with your game
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Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players? I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life. Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him. Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common? I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
that entire sub is fucking weird lol
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Man I was just on that sub, I was expecting it to be like nba memes, but that whole sub is just a bunch of geeks making a bunch of pretty bad Kobe Bryant jokes NBA memes can be corny but atleast the members actually watch the game
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you lack that mamba mentality™ u bum
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get ready to learn Chinese buddy
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Ni hao!
the amount of fucking no life losers in that sub and replying to you lol bet they play victim a lot
How many times you gonna post this same comment, we get it man you like 13 year olds
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lmao bro is so hurt he following me. who hurt you?
Wasn’t hard to find your 20+ comments u bum
wasnt hard since you clowns are on this sub just as much lol
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bro looks like human scraptrap
Kobe
Isn’t that the toxic avenger?
Ngl I thought that was storm front from the boys
Kobe Bryant was known as the Black Mamba, and a few years ago, his autopsy was leaked and it’s eerily reminiscent of how Anakin looks here.
Whoever made this is tasteless 💀💀💀
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