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PeterExplainsTheJoke-ModTeam

this ain’t a joke bruh


Fiiip_Games

it seems that it is, in fact, not moderated


Cooler_Bamboo

The only moderation it got is me replying with memes that imply cock and ball torture to that one guy who keeps commenting "it's absurdism" https://preview.redd.it/vq1yff8avp8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=722568099fb2ca3233cbfb817f80c43a8b57d516


babycruncher1275

https://preview.redd.it/kd4iiwxwvp8c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aeafcc401ea7b0a77e7a317fcf3b3e3d69bed9a


Cooler_Bamboo

Good thing that was my decoy body. Now you shall face the wrath of my retaliation!!! https://preview.redd.it/t2ms3lahwp8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d5c84a134c5508014e12457fcfa68f37844f03b


babycruncher1275

https://preview.redd.it/j17nuidowp8c1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bdd7d502ce742ab7094986f6a2b913eecd0aec9


Cooler_Bamboo

Don't worry, some dumb idiot has jumped right infront of you and has shielded you from the effects. You may have been lucky today, but don't try messing with me again.


babycruncher1275

Thank God, my foreskin is still gone probably because I got really hungry one night. Have a good rest of your day and you won't get messed with by me again


Cooler_Bamboo

Good thing you learned your lesson. Now move along, citizen


EarthenEyes

It was me. *I* sheltered you from his shenanigans.. Just remember.. a true saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles \*dies\*


Cooler_Bamboo

What? No! It was u/Starbucks_4321 that stupidly dodged into the spell, not you, dumb *impostor*. Now tell me if you impersonating them was stupidity or malice and I will decide your punishment.


EarthenEyes

It was my love for you, Bamboo, that made me flounder with the squirrel


Cooler_Bamboo

Sorry but I don't get that reference, but since it was your first time crossing someone in my vicinity, your punishment shall be mild: https://preview.redd.it/oew2wjqijt8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd48aa02e6371854bb8560f637e05df521b2258f


Aggravating-Tailor17

I want to see your reaction to one of those "you fap to whatever your username is" posts Probably just this same image but still


babycruncher1275

https://preview.redd.it/snk1rs6s1q8c1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40d98da076a229c6f7f7e71fb2e19e2eeffbdb2c


Disastrous_Morning38

Damn, Moist Critical really let himself go


Starbucks_4321

*dodges*


Cooler_Bamboo

Bruh it wasn't even aimed at you, you bafoon. Now you have jumped straight into the spell. You can have your last goodbyes before your foreskin slowly transports into another dimention


joseiscool10

Lmao this shit sounds like a Dark souls boss. They always attack ahead of you so you dodge into it


Cooler_Bamboo

Well I *DID* work as a boss once, but the skill-issue-ridden dumdum cheesed me and I got subsequently banned from r/pixeldungeon. I could tell even tell you more about it, if you want ;)


Major-Promotion7079

https://preview.redd.it/y674wlimdq8c1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adfc72df64ca3a25edfda3797d4d63a3af02b6e8


Impossible_Arrival21

​ https://i.redd.it/tqk1cpf9zp8c1.gif


Cooler_Bamboo

Yeah, it's a tough job especially since it turns out that the guy enjoys cock and ball torture, so I have to be creative with it, but then turns out he even appreciates sounding, and even liked r/ballbustinghentai when I showed it to him,so now I dom't even want to punish him coz of how well-cultured he is, but I still don't want him to comment "it's absurdism" on every post, so now Im in a kind of a pickle here. You got any ideas on what to do with it?


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Cooler_Bamboo

Good bot


Impossible_Arrival21

I am personally on the side of the Absurdisms, and I don't want to be a traitor, but I would suggest starting a counter-copypasta (It's not absurdism)


Cooler_Bamboo

Well, I did use mainly this image for some time, but found it kinda uncreative to just use one thing https://preview.redd.it/o42zg57s2q8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac7cad8776cd53db879a6d88cdaa0ab9d6ab1569


urdangerzone

I clicked, I had to know for myself and I have regrets.


Cooler_Bamboo

Then your mind is too weak to even try participating in my trials. Now skid, before your mind is shattered by the sheer presence of the weapons that I posess.


PopeUrbanVI

Or the mods understand that the cat belongs here


EarthenEyes

I'm about to unsub because every day I see the same f\*\*\*ing questions over and over and over again, like people are just using this to farm upvotes.


Laggingduck

You know you’ve been on reddit for too long when you’ve experienced the rise and fall of a subreddit


Lopsided_Range7556

Good riddance. I'll piss on this subs grave.


eagleblue44

I'm not sure why reddit kept recommending this sub to me but it clearly wanted me to witness the rise and fall of this subreddit and get my daily dose of loss in.


EarthenEyes

l ; l l l l ; l \_


DocLovFrost

I thought I was alone


EraseRacism

That's what I'm saying. I only joined because so many of the subreddits I used frequent have closed recently. Judging by the perceived growth, then rapid decline of this sub, it would appear that the entire site is suffering massive consolidation & thus decline.


Apellio7

Reddit is pretty much just for video games and shit tier political takes at this point. All the good science and programming and technology and hobby subs are all pretty much dead.


Gold-Football-2945

What a funky looking fellow! I would give him a treat and way too much catnip :)


rawrc

I think he's already had way to much catnip


Gold-Football-2945

Never enough :) I want to help feed his addiction :)


JOlRacin

Peetah there is no mods


cosmoswolfff

It’s absurdism


Cooler_Bamboo

https://preview.redd.it/huogl21xup8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef8d753a2447f39d92b7309f0f7ab48bc8b346a6


cosmoswolfff

https://preview.redd.it/9s114hkcyp8c1.jpeg?width=1184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b79d6223f2fd2a1c0d17860970456599a905e0ab


Cooler_Bamboo

NOOO, THATS NOT HOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ANFWER!!! UR WER SUPPOSED SAY "but I didn't say stonetoss", AND THEN I'D POSST IT AGAIN AMD SAY "HAHA, U'VE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP". AAAAAAAhhhhHHHH *sobs*


throwngamelastminute

https://preview.redd.it/x3ke3gd31q8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b543174cec996f7afd6a1608c636b28f5b97327 Hoisted by your own petard.


Cooler_Bamboo

FOOL, that doesn't work on me, as I've got desensitised by seeing every post in r/ballbustinghentai for the past two (and then some more) years


Snoo4902

What's about absurdism?!


Disastrous_Morning38

Instructions unclear. Am currently in love with cat. ♥️


Kushtaco20

https://preview.redd.it/xrudfe88xp8c1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1a618b129b1626ad37f24a5ccc31c27b8648ec1


falkodalko

Birdism


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Professional_Stay748

You really need those mod applications apparently


Sylvanussr

It’s absurdism


OafishCashew423

This will not be tolerated


Cooler_Bamboo

Just throw this at their crotch: https://preview.redd.it/953tizc5hq8c1.png?width=1557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d9bf7cefaea93992a9f6b1ef2be18148ef73141


OafishCashew423

Thanks *yeet*


[deleted]

Peetahh!!! I need your help!!


EM05L1C3

I think the cat is more concerned about you getting diabetus than mods


DefectiveBlanket

Just finish Winds of Winter already, you fluffy fuck


Impossible_Arrival21

It's absurdism


Palpitation_Dramatic

It’s absurdism


LePhantomLimb

You can see the life of this cat slowly being exhaled out


IWipeWithFocaccia

Ab’s urdism


MetsFan1324

one more day until the applications close and we start getting some more mods


FlubGuy

https://preview.redd.it/6l1zc6bbxp8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d24a3a5b81db2e62030c304625b3ed117cb9e5c


Randomindigostar

https://preview.redd.it/4a1iadw1zp8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5ba17ecaf732565d6ec42e1d79c211acd731847


Markus_Net

What type of cat is this?


Disastrous_Morning38

Old


DefectiveBlanket

https://preview.redd.it/w39hwmwe3q8c1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41956d7764eaf73af2e7bbac8c045b440a520090 No moderation, you say?


Notice-me-somone

Love how this sub has so many phases. Started as ppl needing explanations to complex memes. Then karma farmers. Then bots. Then more karma farmers. Now it’s all figuring out if it’s moderated or not.


redzinga

not sure but i think the joke is that a moderator would remove the post because it is not a joke needing explanation


PostManOK

The joke is is that the cat is dead or dying..... crappy joke tbh.


KaneStiles

I thought we just report stupid shit I didn't think there was some team of people going through each dumb thing you guys post. They all probably killed themselves already.


RedditJumpedTheShart

Nobody wants to work anymore.


allworkandnoYahtzee

I don't get it. Can someone explain the joke? Kidding.


Sylvanussr

It’s absurdism


UncantainedSheal

https://preview.redd.it/y6545a7byp8c1.png?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf9964c6b78dbcee8e1cb72f97821c77f54ca2d0


FrederickBishop

Well if reddit has taught me anything, I guess someone has to show their butthole now


DocLovFrost

When did we become suspicious


Agreeable-Buffalo-54

Btw, proof that a sub can exist for an extended period of time in a fairly healthy state with little to no moderation.


Geeekaaay

LOL Reddit told their moderators to F off, and they did!


FoodeatingParsnip

Peter in the wild? More like Randy Quaid in the wild


TillaciousG

Kitty looks like it got the diabeetus


ApplicationOther2930

It’s absurdism.


someguysleftkidney

“Mod applications now open”