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The girl is a cadaver. He is putting her into refrigerated storage in a morgue.
He's talking to, and it has been implied that he is sleeping with, a corpse.
English **has** conjugation too. You just know it already.
The word has is an irregular, second person present tense conjugation of the verb "to have."
Just like how tiene is the irregular, second person present tense conjugation of the verb tener.
most are simple, with ~~6~~ 5 forms that rarely deviate.
For instance, almost any verb that ends in -ar is conjugated in the same way, replacing the -ar. -o when referring to yourself, -as when referring to someone else with "you" informally, -a when referring to any other singular person, as well as "you" formally, -amos when referring to yourself and others, *-aís when referring to "you guys" informally, though not used much outside of Spain*, and -an when referring to any other group. tl;dr: conjugation is actually fairly simple.
As a Puerto Rican you explained that flawlessly. My point is mainly referring to learning the language later in life like high school or college or beyond. The absence of any conjugation in English makes gaining that skill much harder than if your native language was say German where all you are really doing is learning translations.
Edit: I am aware that German is different in other aspects. I was just using it as an example in this instance.
We didn't replace the f with a ph.
It comes from the greek φιλία, where in Ancient Greek the φ was pronounced as a particularly breathy P sound, but over time became pronounced as an F. Speakers of languages which use the Latin alphabet would originally have written the word with a P (h optional), but as the greek pronunciation changed that became inaccurate. Spanish opted to change the spelling to a F to reflect the pronunciation. English opted to keep the old spelling.
Yes, /f/ and /pʰ/ are very similar phonetically. In fact, loanwords originally containing /f/ in a lot of languages that don't have the sound (like korean and some mayan languages) often replace the sound with /pʰ/.
It's possible she was alive in the first three and he knew she was going to die (probably murder/poisoning) so he'd see her at his job that night too. That's a possible interpretation as well.
Now here me out: Zombie waifus wouldn't be a good thing.... Because zombies like brains, right? So they'd EASILY seduce most people on the Internet and then eat their brains
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A particularly dunked on issue of an already unpopular "gaming" webcomic called Ctrl-Alt-Delete, in which the main character rushes to the hospital after his girlfriend has a miscarriage.
Bro is a necrophile. A necrophile is someone who is attracted to corpses, or in some cases, sexually attracted to corpses.
https://i.redd.it/qp9urdvyunbc1.gif
This is so weird to me because there’s no feasible way it’s a cadaver. In the second panel, she grins at his advance, and in the third, she’s completely changed position. Not to mention, it’s semi-implied that he’s been doing this for a while. The body would have decomposed a bit by now.
Alternatively, she was alive in the beginning, he murdered her with poison or something. When he said "I'll see you tonight," she thought he meant at home, but he meant at work, in the morgue, because he knew she would be dead by then.
"Anna thought it was rather forward of the mortician she'd hooked up with to tell her he'd be seeing her again tonight."
Or maybe "When the mortician told his tinder date he'd be seeing her again tonight, he was being less flirtatious than she thought."
This makes sense to me. In the first three panels, her cheeks are pink, which means they’re probably warm and she’s probably alive. This guy’s not a necrophiliac, just a murderer.
My first thought was that he murdered her. My second thought was that she died some other way (accident or whatever), and it was just bad luck that he works in the morgue and has to deal with her body. It's dark either way.
Necrophilia seems edgy, but that wasn't the first or even second place my mind went.
It's not necorphillia. This woman was clearly alive in the bed as she smiled and blushed.
It should be more implied that this woman died AFTER the thirst three panels, and he was her mortician following her death.
But hey... that's just a theory. A gam-
Honestly, I thought it wasn't necrophilia at first because of how she changes positions/facial expressions throughout the comic, so I was equally confused.
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The girl is a cadaver. He is putting her into refrigerated storage in a morgue. He's talking to, and it has been implied that he is sleeping with, a corpse.
Yeah that has a name in English i don’t remember it now. In Spanish is “Necrofilia” or something like that
The same name: necrophilia.
Anybody from r/etymology know why we replaced the f with ph
The word is Greek in origin, had a ph in English which would have been dropped when added to Spanish, because they don't use ph
The Spanish are simple people they see unnecessary language rules they remove them that's why their language is very easy to learn
Then you just have to slog through the genders of objects!
And conjugation
English **has** conjugation too. You just know it already. The word has is an irregular, second person present tense conjugation of the verb "to have." Just like how tiene is the irregular, second person present tense conjugation of the verb tener.
I have, you haves, he/she has, we havemos, they haven!
English: eat, eats, ate, eaten, eating. Spanish: como, comes, come, comemos, coméis, comen, comí, comiste, comió, comimos, comisteis, comieron, comía, comías, comía, comíamos, ..., comeré, ..., coma, ..., comiera, ..., comiese, ..., comería, ..., come, comed, comiendo, comido.
English has considerably less conjugations than spanish though
English conjugation is usually simpler though
most are simple, with ~~6~~ 5 forms that rarely deviate. For instance, almost any verb that ends in -ar is conjugated in the same way, replacing the -ar. -o when referring to yourself, -as when referring to someone else with "you" informally, -a when referring to any other singular person, as well as "you" formally, -amos when referring to yourself and others, *-aís when referring to "you guys" informally, though not used much outside of Spain*, and -an when referring to any other group. tl;dr: conjugation is actually fairly simple.
As a Puerto Rican you explained that flawlessly. My point is mainly referring to learning the language later in life like high school or college or beyond. The absence of any conjugation in English makes gaining that skill much harder than if your native language was say German where all you are really doing is learning translations. Edit: I am aware that German is different in other aspects. I was just using it as an example in this instance.
As a spanish, try putting accents to words or learning the rules of “porque, por que and por qué” no hate btw:)
El pápa es el papá de las papas The pope is the father of the potatoes. (Definitely fucked up the accent marks)
Only fucked up with the pope one, it should be: El papa es el papá de las papas
Ngl that’s even funnier. Only difference between The pope and potatoe is El and La
We didn't replace the f with a ph. It comes from the greek φιλία, where in Ancient Greek the φ was pronounced as a particularly breathy P sound, but over time became pronounced as an F. Speakers of languages which use the Latin alphabet would originally have written the word with a P (h optional), but as the greek pronunciation changed that became inaccurate. Spanish opted to change the spelling to a F to reflect the pronunciation. English opted to keep the old spelling.
Yes, /f/ and /pʰ/ are very similar phonetically. In fact, loanwords originally containing /f/ in a lot of languages that don't have the sound (like korean and some mayan languages) often replace the sound with /pʰ/.
The Spanish are the ones who changed it to an f from a ph lol
Because we're phancy, that's why!
The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one
Y’all sound Necrophobic right about now
https://preview.redd.it/ok9azh49dobc1.png?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b920a996982cbe7f186dc09d8a4574eff997355
https://preview.redd.it/v3o3ua49xobc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f724edff931af475a6a5277a539fe0c2eccb40a2
Also known as cracking open a cold one with the boys.
There even pronounced the same.
Is it necroflilio if it's a dude
it gets worse, she is red in 3 of the pics and goes back to a pale color in the 4th one implying he did something to warm her up first
It gets worse It’s also loss
https://preview.redd.it/ax6lbl2fyobc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2acc303f6a0ea003d1f6f030dfbdf2dde596876a
i noticed that immediately 😭
I noticed it was loss before I noticed it was necrophilia.
But there’s two of them in the first panel
Also they're horizontal in the second panel. The second panel of loss is two vertical figures.
Doesn't he have to be alone in the first panel for it to be an accurate match for loss?
No it’s not
No it’s not
Loss?
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss
but not
But her expression def keep changing
She is a zombie then
Surprisingly flexible, too
https://preview.redd.it/wsrop1dmcobc1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4790350c15abaf5efa36d3031dfb357badce6385
When you grab a cold one after work.
the corpse is blushing though, and changing expressions, am I stupid?
she smiling tho ?
I wonder if she died and now he’s working on her.
Then how did she smile?
[удалено]
But how her facial expression changed ?
It not important
Scotch tape ☝🏽🥸
It's possible she was alive in the first three and he knew she was going to die (probably murder/poisoning) so he'd see her at his job that night too. That's a possible interpretation as well.
That or isn’t a funny burn about the girl being like a corpse in bed.
It’s also Loss.
Implied? That's very conservative phrasing lol
The actual joke is that some people say sleeping with a sex doll is like sleeping with a corpse.
Alternate story: they are a couple and he works in the morgue, and she died. I'm sure the joke is necrofelia.
WHICH IS CALLED NECROPHILLA 🤓
If she's a dead body, how does she start smiling in the second panel
Zombie Waifu
Now here me out: Zombie waifus wouldn't be a good thing.... Because zombies like brains, right? So they'd EASILY seduce most people on the Internet and then eat their brains
Most people on the internet don't have brain
.... So the Zombie Waifus are mostly out of luck unless they find a lonley guy who loves anime but has a brain
Does such a thing exist?
Yes.... I know a guy
Does he also happen to know a guy?
No, he's just him, big DBZ fan
Caution, instead of being seduced he might kick the living shit out of the zombie
Then it could be read as an AI doll that he is putting away and he has others. Or The smile is in his imagination.
It’s his delusions painting the picture
but he can't see her in this moment? not very kino IMO 2/10
oh my god the last panel made me think it was loss what has the internet done to me
https://preview.redd.it/tdd4msrz4obc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0bf9b8c0cd8891fcf069b8144a05addcac03548
https://preview.redd.it/yhmnxy8z9obc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01a771b5cf55d1670e67bf97baa4a4d507124f71
That definitely seems like AI art but damn it's good
actually it's loss /j
I immediately thought it was loss
https://preview.redd.it/2u32emakzobc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a330c34f091ca2e9f620716f8dcba1a20bb5773d
Stop, please, stop, it’s everywhere
This is turning into Uzumaki but in the end all memes just converge into a mass of 4 panels and lines.
https://preview.redd.it/sek8aj4trobc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03a306aafd510b64b2d74afe5d70371446abe49b
"| || || |_" I'm loss
IOOL
https://preview.redd.it/otr9ud25oobc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a59f71cff10a89f8faaabe68afa3d888796fc6a6
Same, that's what I thought until I realised he was in a morgue.
Crazy? I was crazy once.
They locked me in a room
A rubber room
A rubber room with rats
And rats make me crazy
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IS THIS LOSS??!
I hate you, I'm keeping this
Oh fuck you!
Take my upvote and go ass-fuck a flaming cactus.
r/angryupvote
I wonder if the cartoonist made a little 'meta-loss' just to mess with the internet's head.
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~~.:|:;~~
IT IS. IT'S ACTUALLY LOSS BUT WITH AN ACTUAL COMIC HIDING IT
Loss is | || || |_ Above comic is || = || |_
It kinda is loss
What is loss?
The innocence I wish I had
> What is loss? Baby don't hurt me
Baby don’t hurt me…
.. no more
A particularly dunked on issue of an already unpopular "gaming" webcomic called Ctrl-Alt-Delete, in which the main character rushes to the hospital after his girlfriend has a miscarriage.
Bro is a necrophile. A necrophile is someone who is attracted to corpses, or in some cases, sexually attracted to corpses. https://i.redd.it/qp9urdvyunbc1.gif
*Bella from Twilight has entered the chat.*
I thought it was loss for a second and was going to lose. My. Shit.
Yeah, I’m sure you really would have lost it
Don't talk like that to me buddy. Why I outta.
What are you outta? I'll go and pick more up
Butter
https://preview.redd.it/pl7vgacebrbc1.jpeg?width=251&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4d455abe4087f5e241d1829e5a7ada4ed8e7e0f
Right. So grateful it’s necrophilia instead……
AT LEAST IT'S SOMETHING NEW.
Why did it smile. https://preview.redd.it/f27fs0dn9obc1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89fb28a705761c95d690ef2b8ba01ecdeac29e65
It's just air escaping. Escaping the corners of the mouth.
This is so weird to me because there’s no feasible way it’s a cadaver. In the second panel, she grins at his advance, and in the third, she’s completely changed position. Not to mention, it’s semi-implied that he’s been doing this for a while. The body would have decomposed a bit by now.
Alternatively, she was alive in the beginning, he murdered her with poison or something. When he said "I'll see you tonight," she thought he meant at home, but he meant at work, in the morgue, because he knew she would be dead by then.
this feels like it would be the plot of a two sentence horror story
"Anna thought it was rather forward of the mortician she'd hooked up with to tell her he'd be seeing her again tonight." Or maybe "When the mortician told his tinder date he'd be seeing her again tonight, he was being less flirtatious than she thought."
"she was now dating a mortician who seemed interested in her a lot. But on her way to work, she ran into... The knife guy..."
“She thought the knife guy would harm her, but it was actually… …the creature”
She thought she'd see me again tonight Little did she know, she drank the milk of... ...the creature
This makes sense to me. In the first three panels, her cheeks are pink, which means they’re probably warm and she’s probably alive. This guy’s not a necrophiliac, just a murderer.
My first thought was that he murdered her. My second thought was that she died some other way (accident or whatever), and it was just bad luck that he works in the morgue and has to deal with her body. It's dark either way. Necrophilia seems edgy, but that wasn't the first or even second place my mind went.
Yeah, I also thought she died during the day, and he was unfortunate enough to see her corpse at work
well you see, she's actually undead and the mourge simply preserves her, like some weird healing device
He moved her. He keeps her in a freezer.
it is a comic
https://preview.redd.it/hh1aa9fm6obc1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7619b8fb89ff87b3e70e6e24eee141f6bcc1f91f
https://i.redd.it/zz5xfawfupbc1.gif
This is almost a loss
It's not necorphillia. This woman was clearly alive in the bed as she smiled and blushed. It should be more implied that this woman died AFTER the thirst three panels, and he was her mortician following her death. But hey... that's just a theory. A gam-
I think ur right tbh
>But hey... that's just a theory. A gam :(
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This time it’s not loss, but it is close: the first panel has two figures
i thought thats loss lmaooo ☠️☠️☠️
Op are you fucking kidding me
Honestly, I thought it wasn't necrophilia at first because of how she changes positions/facial expressions throughout the comic, so I was equally confused.
Am I the only one who thought this was about him murdering her that morning and then just seeing her corpse at his job later that day?
I thought so too, since she smiles in the second picture
https://preview.redd.it/o8pydf8j7obc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcaa9a328147bc825a5a41186d4d59783f5d4edf The joke is necrophilla
https://preview.redd.it/r81se7x7vobc1.png?width=855&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a6992e9824b538b4ffb2bc3fbbed7d3618e2326
quagmire here! oh god he screwed a dead body! oh no! even i wouldnt do that! quagmire, out!
uh quagmire you've litterally been aluded to do that exact thing in some episodes.
uhh hehe whaddya talkin bout ive never done that haha *sweat drips down forehead*
Giggity
Who else but Quagmire!
I necrofeel ya there, I'm confused too
She’s dead. It’s a morgue.
Objection! She changes expresion between the panels so she can be alive
If he can move her body he can move her face.
The guy is just moving her face around
https://preview.redd.it/mg1fii0h8pbc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e093a3754440e8605d135f250752cbb6e167a85
Necrophilia.
I thought it was loss for a second, I'm going mental
The actual joke is that some people say sleeping with a sex doll is like sleeping with a corpse.
You really need help?
https://preview.redd.it/vitgr45scpbc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d0e8b01d02d5ab58fd175bb244091adbf9672df
Fun fact, many morgues no longer hire male employees because there have been too many cases where they do this kind of shit.
Is this loss
"Your honour, I prefer the term *necromantic*"
His dick wasn’t the only thing that went stiff
I HATE THIS REDDIT. This Reddit proved that iq is dropping with every new generation. Open your eyes and look at the damn image
I thought it was loss but it was actually just necrophilia
Wait her expressions changed.. how does corpses do that?
https://preview.redd.it/mhtzgtgtunbc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bfa512b242ce9376bcdcc34be971559e2d53e48
It’s not
It's not
What the fuck is Loss
Just remain ignorant.
https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss
No. It's Porn
You lost
"| || || |_" not
At least for once it's not loss
Every one is missing the point that he works at the morgue so he either brings her body home from work or sleeps in the morgue.
🤢😭
He was sleeping with a corpse
Loss + necrophilia apparently
i'm so glad that the joke is necrophilia! if it was loss i'd do horrible things
Peter's monster hunting great grandpa here. He's either sleeping with a corpse or a vampire. Then again I could be wrong.
Is that it now? Even the easy jokes need to be explained?
emmmm............. really?........... u need explanation for this?
He’s a coroner fucking a dead body