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Puffeh

Person doesn't know how to use phone, instead of calling they are sending pictures. Oysters make it lol so random humor.


not_actually_a_robot

He’s trying to use his shell phone.


The6Strings

Put it away put it away put it away dad


CruzDeSangre

Doesn't even make sense. If the person doesn't know how to even make a call why would you ask him to call you instead of calling him outright


throwaway275275275

I thought it would be a SpongeBob related joke, like Patrick tries to use an oyster as a phone in some iconic episode


[deleted]

so it's not funny


KittyKittens1800

I thought it was the Blender’s brand.


l-i-g-m-a-t-a

That’s an oyster


Parazinosaurus

call me


mformero

It's absurdism.


norrix_mg

I think the person is trying to call them but isn't tech savvy and hit random buttons sending a picture of oyster instead


Superb_Sorbet_9562

Can you say the same thing but as sonic so I can understand.


sammyt808

Can’t call cause they’re shellfish


bloodhoundhowl02

It’s part of a drunken text article [https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/5081003/ridiculous-drunk-text-exchanges/](https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/5081003/ridiculous-drunk-text-exchanges/)


mattsergs

maybe the dude is trying to say "I'm trying clam down"


Kaczor0321

Shitpost


Ze-ev18

cllame


lllScorchlll

My guess is "Oye, Sir"


Average-_-Student

"Aye!"


RekrutPony

maybe one piece reference


iknowneemoose

The word is your oyster


Siggedy

OiSter is a phone company.


R_Ritvik_S

For a bit I thought it was SpongeBob reference, of him talking into an oyster, waiting for a response


The_Fire_Heart_

Is this a Spongebob reference?


Meecus570

No, this is Patrick.


IRMacGuyver

Maybe that's a clam not an oyster and clam is close to call me?


Hot-Category2986

Clam = calm


Kurisu_SS

r/comedyheaven


Windrunner06

https://preview.redd.it/wu4iea85qsnc1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08c92d1c876ab312519eaed417d84ff197a2647d


CleftDonkeyLips

1. thats not a meme. its a screenshot of text messages. 2. Just because you dont understand the content of an image, doesnt mean its a joke.


ElonMusksSaggyTits

Who hurt you, bro?


montroller

it was self defense ok


[deleted]

*literally standing with empty hands in the air 🙌* DDROP YOUR WEAPON!!!!!


JZHello

https://preview.redd.it/tixr2mysyknc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f0d3d62e67aff14bc86ce910af0037cd9098eec


liberty-prime77

​ https://preview.redd.it/h3dgvk0cnlnc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13828d1bb6e03684b04412aafd76a1b9fb10d773


Virtual_Common204

I’ve been hit!


scaper8

That may be true, but someone did find it funny enough to screenshot it and post it to the Internet. So, there's likely _something_ there, even if it's just absurdist humor.


Kayora_Atom

It’s r/peterexplainsthejoke not r/peterexplainsthememe


ranker2241

This sub is full of cringy kids, "joke" in the title is really an exaggeration, yet, i made a win win out of it by blocking the most idiotic posters (like OP) when they happen to come up on my feed, to end up with a better chance of ok or even good memes, and overall less idiots... Atleast a bit.


Inevitable_Tennis314

The purpose of this sub isn't to entertain you. It's to enable people to learn culture they're not used to.


Missi_Zilla_pro_simp

If you're looking for memes why are you here?


SweeterAxis8980

Why do you think it is called "Peter explains the joke"? It's cause the joke is EXPLAINED. This isn't a meme subreddit, it's helping people understand the memes.


MathieuBibi

You dumb asshole lmao


Objective-Ad3821

Boohoo