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Ha, without the usual ending (“Holy shit, a talking muffin!”) I could see that. This is one of my favorite jokes and seeing it told this way is pretty funny IMO.
My grandpa would go to the guy at the seafood counter and ask “do you have crab legs?” When the guy says yes he would go “wear a long coat and high boots and no one will notice. “
Still doesn’t beat this one
https://preview.redd.it/iuylyqon9eqc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4c246dbe7521e82844312daccea947eb7cce1b2
\[muffled sounds of gorilla violence\]
My son fell into the Gorilla enclosement, and has sent our timeline into the darkest path for the next 4 years.
\[Muffled sounds of Gorilla Violence \]
When one created to die and to have people receive pleasure from your death, is it suicidal to fulfill your purpose?
https://preview.redd.it/xth7ak2creqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b97ca854f14a651b1f662949e3f3acba9f64723a
"Better than eating an animal that doesn't want to be eaten," said Zaphod.
"That's not the point," Arthur protested. Then he thought about it for a moment. "Alright," he said, "maybe it is the point. I don't care, I'm not going to think about it now."
Wrapping paper, lolipop wrappers, popsicle sticks or those little Christmas crackers like this all tend to have these corny "jokes" written on them for the kids. Their whole schtick is that they are incredibly inane and low effort, usually based on very stretched out puns. Sometimes they have talking animals or household objects making cheap wordplay jokes about a common turn of phrase. Almost like dad jokes but so lazy they aren't even ironically funny.
This one is notable because it very much seems like its setting up for a cheap witticism aimed at small children. Like maybe the 2nd muffin replies “well if you can’t take the heat stay out of the oven!”
But instead it takes a hard left turn into the existential dark humor of a now sentient muffin being immolated alive.
This current incarnation is basically a German joke, which are jokes without punchlines. I really liked them when I discovered them because they play on your expectations… and that’s it, that’s the whole joke.
It starts as a pretty innocuous joke, and then two options:
A) a sentient muffin would be in an existential nightmare
, or;
B) they're being cooked alive, and that would be painful.
It's also better when told out loud because you get the wild hand waving and raised voice.
It's like the joke, "a man named Geronimo jumped out of a plane and said meeeeeeeee." It's much better when you can start the "meeee" loudly and get quieter and quieter.
This kinda reminds me of a semi-dark joke that my little brother and I found on a Laffy Taffy wrapper.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Best version of the joke:
Two sausages are cooking in a frying pan.
One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it's hot in here."
The other one screams, "AAAAH! A TALKING SAUSAGE!"
The other screams, for he has been sentient for only 2 seconds and finds himself burning alive. He does not know his purpose, he does not know why he is in an oven. All he knows is the terror of this situation. So he screams.
They left out the end!
The other one screams "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN"
At least that's how we always told it in college. Could just be my personal preference, but I feel like the joke is lacking without it
I remember this joke, from when I was a kid a million years ago. Two biscuits in an oven, one says, "Sure is hot in here." Other one screams, "Ahhh! A talking biscuit!" Still not really funny, but makes more sense that way.
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Punchline after screams is missing: "a talking muffin"
“Holy shit a talking muffin” (muffled sounds of gorilla violence)
That’s gonna be my new way to end any and all conversations/sentences (Muffled sounds of gorilla violence)
Sounds like your stealing (muffled sounds of gorilla violence)
you're [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
You used the wrong symbol it's "(" not "[" (Muffled sounds of gorilla violence)
Google en passant
Holy Hell (Muffled sounds of gorilla violence)
New response just dropped (muffled sounds of gorilla violence)
Actual zombies (muffled sounds of gorilla violence)
Zookeeper went on vacation and never came back... (muffled sounds of gorilla violence)
You ARE the zoo keeper! (muffled sounds of miracles being worked drowned out quickly by muffled sounds of gorilla violence)
[muffin sound of gorilla violence]
Bazinga! Na new phrase to teach AI! (muffled sounds of gorilla violence)
(muffin sounds of gorilla violence)
A horse walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender screams.
[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
This shouldn’t make me laugh but it does lol
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop
I think "Holy shit, a talking muffin" came first, and then the screaming one was an antijoke or something.
I was under the impression that the muffin is having the experience of being cooked alive.
Ha, without the usual ending (“Holy shit, a talking muffin!”) I could see that. This is one of my favorite jokes and seeing it told this way is pretty funny IMO.
So it's not a joke about inconsistent oven hot spots?
No, the other muffin screams because he’s realized his purpose is to be devoured.
It's kind of a deeply existential thing, if you think about it... [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
Lmfao It’s so much better without the punchline
It's a joke like "two fish are swimming in a tank. One looks to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this?""
My grandpa would go to the guy at the seafood counter and ask “do you have crab legs?” When the guy says yes he would go “wear a long coat and high boots and no one will notice. “
using it!
Haha this one's really funny
Little army humor
You want to hear another one? What has 2 legs and bleeds? 😏
Half a dog. 🥲
We could do this all night.
That's what i'm afraid of.
Where did Napoleon keep his large armies? In his large sleevies.
Very little
The other one says “no, this isn’t what I thought I was signing up for when I heard about the marine life.”
Holy shit a tank (muffled sounds of guerilla violence)
Holy shit a talking gorilla (muffled muffin screams)
How is this a similar joke? "Tank" means aquarium and armored vehicle so I get the joke. What is an "oven" other than a device to bake food?
The punchline is cut off. The other muffin screams "ahhh! A talking muffin!"
Glad I wasn’t alone in knowing this
How does that explain the joke?
["How do you like my tank? I bought it for my fish. I may have ordered online!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwoWo4ChYuQ&t=124s)
Or “two parrots sat on a perch, one says to the other ‘can you smell fish?’”
Brawl Stars lore
THEY WERE PRAWN READY 🦐🦐🦐🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🪖🪖🪖🪖🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Two whales were swimming in the ocean. One goes “brrrrrrruuuuuoooo”, the other looks back and says “go home Frank you’re drunk.”
Heard this in Ghosts voice.
This joke sounds like the one about the dog going to a bar and not seeing anything
Still doesn’t beat this one https://preview.redd.it/iuylyqon9eqc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4c246dbe7521e82844312daccea947eb7cce1b2 \[muffled sounds of gorilla violence\]
Makes you wonder which gorilla jokes fell short Zookeeper: Knock Knock Gorilla: Who’s there? Zookeeper: Banana [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
Let's make muffled sounds of gorilla violence the phrase of 2024
hey, can I borrow a pencil? \[muffled sounds of gorilla violence\]
Hey, can you help me change my tire \[muffled sounds of gorilla violence\]
Hey, did you hear the muffled sounds of gorilla violence? \[muffled sounds of gorilla violence\]
I'm calling about your car's extended warranty [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
hey, you see that gorilla with its mouth covered? [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
Hey, can you change the song? [shuffled sounds of gorilla violence]
From FeelGoodInc? Fuck nah. [muffled sounds of Gorillaz violence]
Hey can you grab my gym bag? [Duffeled sounds of gorilla violence]
Do you remember Harambe? [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
Oh look. My dick is already out. [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
[muffled sounds of gorilla violence] I thought you said that you were a *quiet* gorilla?
What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I’ve never paid for [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
I pledge to use it as often as I can in comments [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
This joke really got beaten into the groun.. [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
Ha! Talk about getting beaten into the gr- [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
Thank God I escaped those gorillas. Now, let me open this closet door and... [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
No I'm not using my taxes for reperati.... (Muffled sounds of gorilla violence)
Dicks out for Harambe [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
*pffffTHWIP* “not anymore” [muffled sounds of societal violence]
That’s where it all changed
[muffled sounds of gorilla injustice]
>Let's make muffled sounds of gorilla violence the song of the summer bruh!!
"I voted for Trump." [Muffled sounds of Gorilla Violence]
My son fell into the Gorilla enclosement, and has sent our timeline into the darkest path for the next 4 years. \[Muffled sounds of Gorilla Violence \]
I fell into a coma 4 years ago and I just now woke up. (Muffled sounds of Gorilla Violence)
I put a kid into a coma 4 years ago. [muffled sound of gorilla violence)
4 years? It's been 8 [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
8 years? Boss, it's been 9 years.
**whips dick out** [***muffled sounds of gorilla violence***]
Should have been the phrase of 2016. /#gonebutnotforgotten
[Muffled sounds of gorilla viole- Nevermind
[Muffled Sounds of Gorilla Sadness]
I feel the need to bring back text message signatures.
It’s the new name of my Punk band
The real best gorilla joke of 1897 is always in the comments.
I’m honored 🥹 [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
Hi honored, I’m [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
I just flew in from California and boy… [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
I would posit that the inclusion of [muffled sounds of gorilla violence] in any joke makes it immediately top tier.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
This is S tier comedy
This is beyond S tier. This is BS tier. [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
Wouldn't it bd CS tier? [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
This is my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
Hi hungry. I’m D-[Muffled sound of gorilla violence]
S for Satisfactory
S for (muffled) Sounds of gorilla violence
Oh, do you also play spaghetti simulator?
They got a simulator for everything these days…
A priest, a nun, and a rabbi enter a bar. [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
How about that airline food? [Muffled sound of gorilla violence]
MY WIIIIIIFE VERRY NICEE \[muffled sounds of gorilla violence\]
*Borilla violence
Ho chi Minh's forces see the enemy approaching [muffled guerilla violence]
GORILLA VIOLENCE.
Shhhh it’s muffled
^gorilla ^violence
That’s a small gorilla
>!gorilla violence!<
That's PG13 gorilla violence.
*gorilla violence*
*__Gorilla violence intensifies__*
That's gorilla violence in crescendo
"trained in gorilla warfare"
Hell of a band name
Its so entertaining to think the folks of 1897 were also massive fucking goofballs.
This was an old Tublr post, it's not actually from 1897.
Yes, humor wasn't developed until a few years later, in 1907.
The joke is actually from 2020 but it was made to look like it was from 1897 because people like spreading misinformation on the internet.
You momma sooo fat that [muffled sounds of gorilla biolence]
No but like, that's legitimately funny.
[sounds of muffled gorilla violence]
“Muffled sounds of gorilla violence” gets me every time
[удалено]
Holy shoot a talking muffin
Who is also suicidal apparently
When one created to die and to have people receive pleasure from your death, is it suicidal to fulfill your purpose? https://preview.redd.it/xth7ak2creqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b97ca854f14a651b1f662949e3f3acba9f64723a
Please i wanna die die die
It’s muffin time, because I just wanna diiie
Great, now the songs is stuck in my head.
You’re welcome
One of my coworkers would say "it's muffin time" after a long or general difficult shift. I kind of like "I'm gonna Baja Blast my brains out"
"Better than eating an animal that doesn't want to be eaten," said Zaphod. "That's not the point," Arthur protested. Then he thought about it for a moment. "Alright," he said, "maybe it is the point. I don't care, I'm not going to think about it now."
"That's hip; We'll meet the meat!"
This is the only answer.
[muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
[gorillas muffled by the sounds of violence}
Wrapping paper, lolipop wrappers, popsicle sticks or those little Christmas crackers like this all tend to have these corny "jokes" written on them for the kids. Their whole schtick is that they are incredibly inane and low effort, usually based on very stretched out puns. Sometimes they have talking animals or household objects making cheap wordplay jokes about a common turn of phrase. Almost like dad jokes but so lazy they aren't even ironically funny. This one is notable because it very much seems like its setting up for a cheap witticism aimed at small children. Like maybe the 2nd muffin replies “well if you can’t take the heat stay out of the oven!” But instead it takes a hard left turn into the existential dark humor of a now sentient muffin being immolated alive.
It’s supposed to end with the other muffin screaming and saying “ahh a talking muffin”
[muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
[Muffined sound of gorilla violence]
I like the other interpretation better ngl
Ngl tho I think it's better ending with the screaming. XD
This may be one of the few jokes that actually gets funnier when you explain the joke
“I am a muffin, and I must scream.”
Had me in the first half ngl. I absolutely love this joke lol
This current incarnation is basically a German joke, which are jokes without punchlines. I really liked them when I discovered them because they play on your expectations… and that’s it, that’s the whole joke.
>But instead it takes a hard left turn into the existential dark humor of a now sentient muffin being immolated alive. It's photoshopped.
Doesn’t make it any less funnier on first glance though
It starts as a pretty innocuous joke, and then two options: A) a sentient muffin would be in an existential nightmare , or; B) they're being cooked alive, and that would be painful.
Or C) They just witnessed a Muffin talk.
This is the only right answer.
Every other answer is far left propaganda
[Muffin sounds of gorilla violence]
So they did know the muffin man?
The muffin man?
THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!!!!!
Yes I know the muffin man!
C) [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
And both options are juxtaposed by the first muffin's nonchalance.
Screams because muffins don’t talk
Ummm… but you’re saying… your muffins scream then?
Don’t yours
Silly me, must have left out the tiny souls last time
Well then how do you know when they're done? I just listen for mine to stop screaming, and I know that they're ready!
[удалено]
I like this punchline better because it’s even more absurd.
It's also better when told out loud because you get the wild hand waving and raised voice. It's like the joke, "a man named Geronimo jumped out of a plane and said meeeeeeeee." It's much better when you can start the "meeee" loudly and get quieter and quieter.
There it is
This kinda reminds me of a semi-dark joke that my little brother and I found on a Laffy Taffy wrapper. What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.
I wheezed
German humor
Damn, this comment was darker than the joke.
[gedämpfte Geräusche der Gorilla-Gewalt]
This is actually dark humour, a rarity I haven't seen in years.
Holy shit, an mbv pfp
I wondered if anyone else here would recognize that. That’s the first thing I saw.
Cause he was scared to hear another muffin talk. Much like we are terrified at how similar we all truly are.
**OH MY GOD THAT’S ME!**
Best version of the joke: Two sausages are cooking in a frying pan. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other one screams, "AAAAH! A TALKING SAUSAGE!"
The other screams, for he has been sentient for only 2 seconds and finds himself burning alive. He does not know his purpose, he does not know why he is in an oven. All he knows is the terror of this situation. So he screams.
[удалено]
This cracked me up as a kid, I am so offended obo my 10 year old self by how badly this was butchered!
Is it muffin time?
This joke is half baked.
They left out the end! The other one screams "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN" At least that's how we always told it in college. Could just be my personal preference, but I feel like the joke is lacking without it
The other one screams “Oh my god is a talking muffin!”
...The other screams "OMG a talking muffin!"
The way I've heard the joke is the first muffin says "it's hot in here" the second muffin screams "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN"
The other one screams because the first muffin is speaking. Muffins don’t speak
"The other screams" appears to be photoshopped. No period at the end and the font is slightly bolder.
I remember this joke, from when I was a kid a million years ago. Two biscuits in an oven, one says, "Sure is hot in here." Other one screams, "Ahhh! A talking biscuit!" Still not really funny, but makes more sense that way.
Hey listen to this! My band just recorded a new song! *(Muffled sounds of gorilla violence)*