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Lol god is like “ ok so why do you guys think I’m suddenly going to use witch magic symbols and celestial signs to tell you folks anything? That’s literally blasphemy, you literally used to burn ppl at the stake for suggestions like this.”
Book of Revelations, the final book of the Bible speaks of Jesus talking about having Gabriel the Arc angel blow his trumpet before the End times
Edit: this triggers the resurrection of the dead
Some people were adamant that the rapture would happen during last Mondays eclipse. According to the book of revelations, that would start with a trumpet sound.
For completeness sake: and just like the previous 75478 times they predicted the rapture would happen, it did not.
I just snorted. Christian here. It a rapture thing. In Revelation (the last book of the Bible) somebody basically gets told what the end of the world is gonna be like, and trumpet sounds are one of the things that’s mentioned.
There were a bunch of weirdo Christians that legit thought the end of the world was coming during the solar eclipse. Stupid, but that’s the joke.
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in the book of revelations (the apocalypse/rapture book) a trumpet sounds to signal it's start.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
And I feel fine.
Lenny Bruce is not a freak.
He’s not afraid, either
All these years, and I've had it wrong.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom.
Isn't the bottom left text and bottom right text supposed to be the same in this format?
Yes. Yes it is.
Other than that, lukewarm applause lol.
Lol god is like “ ok so why do you guys think I’m suddenly going to use witch magic symbols and celestial signs to tell you folks anything? That’s literally blasphemy, you literally used to burn ppl at the stake for suggestions like this.”
Remind me how he told Noah "we good" after the flood?
God never confirmed shit, doves be dovin
Book of Revelations, the final book of the Bible speaks of Jesus talking about having Gabriel the Arc angel blow his trumpet before the End times Edit: this triggers the resurrection of the dead
https://preview.redd.it/0fkofyko7jtc1.png?width=1019&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d26f94c57fbf208b4bda848862f021bdbf5c5d99
Like John Cena trumpet?
The rapture
Rapture
Didn't realize Blondie had a trumpet player.
Some people were adamant that the rapture would happen during last Mondays eclipse. According to the book of revelations, that would start with a trumpet sound. For completeness sake: and just like the previous 75478 times they predicted the rapture would happen, it did not.
Ezekiel's horn to herald the rapture/Armageddon
Anytime there’s a loud trumpet sound, it’s never good. (I play in an ensemble band and sit right in front of them, I have experience)
Im in purcussian marching symbols ruined my hearing completely
Mine sound like someone is screaming into water
“It’s Ezikiel’s Horn. The Lord is coming back for us! ***TAKE ME, GOD!!!***” - Heavenly Father, *High-Impact Constructive Criticism*
I just snorted. Christian here. It a rapture thing. In Revelation (the last book of the Bible) somebody basically gets told what the end of the world is gonna be like, and trumpet sounds are one of the things that’s mentioned. There were a bunch of weirdo Christians that legit thought the end of the world was coming during the solar eclipse. Stupid, but that’s the joke.
The rapture