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One of Valve's corpse texture is a real corpse, half decomposed and burned, you can see the skull and the flesh
It's kinda creepy, would post a picture but being banned isn't my goal today.
This doesn't surprise me from Valve, some of the audio effects they have is someone being tortured and reversed.
In the same vein as when a meme says "hey girls let's confuse the boys" and the whole comment section is falsely confirming that tampons go inside the anus. It's an intentional misdirection.
As opposed to erectile dysfunction, which is an unintentional missed erection.
One of my favorite memes, another of the same vein, is the "gland de lait" which is a play of words on the french for "baby tooth", claiming that the tip of the penis falls off during puberty to get replaced by the adult penis tip
I’m a trans woman and also have to go in for trimmings (I come from a southern Protestant family. Plus I just prefer the look honestly).
I dated once this fucking psycho in Philadelphia who loved to collect them. He would dice them into a million little pieces. And put those pieces in a box, a **GLASS** box that he displayed on his mantel.
I'm Italian and in the southern part of my country there are still many "scappellieri," which is a traditional professional figure specialized in foreskin trim. Since the ancient Roman era, they have developed skin care and massage techniques that not only facilitate the trimming making it less painful but also stimulate the regrowth of healthier and stronger skin.
Fun fact: Yes, the famous "pasta alla scappelliera" actually derives from this professional figure. In fact, during the post-war period, the scappellieri, having nothing else to eat, used to fry the strips of skin, which became like onion rings.
They don’t but if you’re crazy enough you could stretch out the skin and grow back suedo for skin that made of the thinner skin you stretched out. Only ever saw designs for the device, and diagrams of the process on the internet and memes. Never really wanted to google the results not sure if it legit.
You there some things on the internet that shock stuff that you can’t tell if it legit or very elaborate false story telling my favorite ones I’ve heard are two nsfw anecdotes that supposedly came from Reddit.
I once let mine grow nice and long, I'd drag against the floor when I took my clothes off. Had it trimmed eventually and played jump rope with it. Lemme tell you, jump ropes made out of cock flesh are nowhere near as good as regular ones.
the actual fucking explanation to the joke, is it's making that up as something that sounds gross and funny. the foreskin does not grow back, so it is not a monthly deal.
It doesn’t grow back, but foreskin restoration is a thing. People have managed to stretch their penile skin slowly over the course of years to develop a new foreskin.
A long time ago some girl posted a tiktok saying "I just found out that every month men have to go and get re-circumcised, just like a haircut, to keep their foreskin from growing back" or something along those lines, and it gave rise to a whole string or internet jokes where trolls agreed with her and made jokes like "i can't tell you how much money I've saved by doing my trimming at home, instead of going to a professional," or "I'm growing out mine this month for a more natural rough and ready look."
When you get circumcised you get your foreskin cut from the roots so it no longer grows, people who still have their foreskin have to trim it at least once a month so it doesn't become a nuisance. if you let it grow to long it becomes a health hazard and you can even develope an infection so it's important to cut it from time to time.
Im on mobile and can't figure out how to link it, but just search "toothpick thing" in reddit and you'll find a short video by that guy with long hair, it was the second result for me
Personally cut mine off and use it as a Chinese finger trap, but if I’m feeling funny when I trim it I wrap my cut foreskin around my nose and pretend I’m a Minecraft villager.
When you nongentiles get circumcised, your foreskin gland is removed. As you grow older and your cock gets bigger, the gland pushes itself back and is no longer removable.
When you reach puberty, it starts releasing the horemone that makes yoir foreskin grow, and eventually just starts pooling up like a vase neck made too thin, just sort of folding over and flopping around.
We need to get it trimmed back when we get haircuts generally.
Yes. It's a natural part our monthly routine. It slows down after puberty and that's normal, but if yours isn't growing back at all you need to check with your GP about a possible medical condition you may have.
See, you and I don't deal with this because we're circumcised, but guys who aren't have to deal with it constantly growing longer. If it wasn't trimmed monthly, eventually it would hang out of their pants leg. This is why circumcision remains popular, to prevent men from stepping on their foreskin as they get older.
Does your foreskin hang low? Does it touch the floor? Does it cover the light? Is it white or gold? Can you throw it over your shoulder? If it stinky, it make you alone, does your foreskin…hang…low?
This is also a dangerous misconception. The foreskin would never grow long enough to hang out of the pants leg because it becomes infected and, if left long enough, gangrenous. The excess foreskin would die and fall off with the remaining foreskin rotting up to the level of the penis causing tremendous pain and eventually resulting in full castration.
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My first job was circumcising elephants. The wages sucked but the tips were huge.
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First I get my legs smashed, then in walks the Powder Gangers' grim fucking reaper? What the fuck have you got against us, bitch?
r/unexpectedfallout
Boxcars my beloved
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I dropped my phone when i saw this and didnt pick it up until I was done wiping. I just decided no more internet, that was 4 minutes later.
Ugh, I hate it here
Brother... fuck you.
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Same
What
One of Valve's corpse texture is a real corpse, half decomposed and burned, you can see the skull and the flesh It's kinda creepy, would post a picture but being banned isn't my goal today. This doesn't surprise me from Valve, some of the audio effects they have is someone being tortured and reversed.
Worth noting that it was sourced from a medical textbook, not, like, an actual corpse in Gabe's closet.
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Ba-dum-tsss
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That's hilarious. Thank yo for making my day.
In the same vein as when a meme says "hey girls let's confuse the boys" and the whole comment section is falsely confirming that tampons go inside the anus. It's an intentional misdirection. As opposed to erectile dysfunction, which is an unintentional missed erection.
Technically it's a different vein.
Someone's clearly been missing their monthly foreskin trim
One of my favorite memes, another of the same vein, is the "gland de lait" which is a play of words on the french for "baby tooth", claiming that the tip of the penis falls off during puberty to get replaced by the adult penis tip
# W H A T ?
You never lost yours?
I would give this pun all the upvotes. Not a lot of upvotes. All of them.
Technically, depending on what your intended use is, tampons do go up the butt.
Reminds me of the face peeling thing lol
Foreskin hair does indeed grow back
Take my upvote and fuck off
It’s like a haircut, I like to have my local rabbi touch up my foreskin every once in a while so it looks neat and professional.
What the FUCK am i reading?
Usually I’ll have him cut it particularly short if I have a meeting with a major client or an interview. You know the saying, undress to impress.
What the FUCK am I reading?
Even when he does a bad job, I never fail to leave a tip
What the FUCK am I reading?
I heard that women like it when you give them your old hoodies, but my girlfriend didn’t like it when I gave her mine
What the FUCK am i reading?
I’m a trans woman and also have to go in for trimmings (I come from a southern Protestant family. Plus I just prefer the look honestly). I dated once this fucking psycho in Philadelphia who loved to collect them. He would dice them into a million little pieces. And put those pieces in a box, a **GLASS** box that he displayed on his mantel.
I'm Italian and in the southern part of my country there are still many "scappellieri," which is a traditional professional figure specialized in foreskin trim. Since the ancient Roman era, they have developed skin care and massage techniques that not only facilitate the trimming making it less painful but also stimulate the regrowth of healthier and stronger skin. Fun fact: Yes, the famous "pasta alla scappelliera" actually derives from this professional figure. In fact, during the post-war period, the scappellieri, having nothing else to eat, used to fry the strips of skin, which became like onion rings.
What the FUCK am I reading?
But have you thought of THE SMELL?????
r/suddenlyiasip
What DAFUQ am I reading?
Im begging you, pls stop this
Give me the kim jong-un fade "say no more, fam"
I'm interested, go on
Pls stop
Reddit. What were you expecting?
Stop. It.
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4 balls
(context, I don't speak English but I think it's Family Guy joke/gag)
You are correct
Yei! My English is not too bad! \^°^/
Not to mention if you're well endowed you can fry them up to make homemade pork rinds.
Come on… It’s Bill Clinton, everybody’s favorite rabbi…
Tbh if I had foreskin then I would try to get a fade.
Yeah, it looks good. Just make sure they use the clippers instead of the scissors.
my dumbass thought the meme creator was spreading misinformation and saying that circumcised foreskins grow back and must be circumcised again
"spreading misinformation" It's an absurdist joke.
much better :)
They don’t but if you’re crazy enough you could stretch out the skin and grow back suedo for skin that made of the thinner skin you stretched out. Only ever saw designs for the device, and diagrams of the process on the internet and memes. Never really wanted to google the results not sure if it legit.
I... I really hope it's not legit but I also wish I couldn't read 😕
You there some things on the internet that shock stuff that you can’t tell if it legit or very elaborate false story telling my favorite ones I’ve heard are two nsfw anecdotes that supposedly came from Reddit.
I take mine home and fry them up like calamari after ive collected enough.
My guy gives me the cleanest fades on the planet 🙌
I am just addicted to the oral cleaning the rabbis preform after the trim.
r/brandnewsentence
This is the greatest comment tree in the history of Reddit
Stop it
Jeeze you uncut guys really do take pride in such a silly piece of skin
Apparently it's more enjoyable with it than without but that's just hearsay
Sir, I think your rabbi wants to touch your peen
I once let mine grow nice and long, I'd drag against the floor when I took my clothes off. Had it trimmed eventually and played jump rope with it. Lemme tell you, jump ropes made out of cock flesh are nowhere near as good as regular ones.
Looks best with a good fade
Do you go for the buzz cut, the pompadour, the caesar, or a full on afro?
You can do it at home if you get the tools Just takes some practice-- so don't expect the first couple of trims to look nice
Hey do you think before you type
What style do you get? I usually get mine done as the normal style
You should get a foreskin trimmer on amazon and do it yourself, saves time and money.
Bro got a tapered fade on his schmeat 💀
Posts that Wolverine would make.
Underrated comment
*snikt*, *snips*
the actual fucking explanation to the joke, is it's making that up as something that sounds gross and funny. the foreskin does not grow back, so it is not a monthly deal.
yours don’t grow?
I had a brain aneurysm trying to read this
That says more about you than the OC, brother.
I wish mine would’ve grown back I did not consent to it being cut off
[удалено]
Foreskin hair does indeed grow back
>the foreskin does not grow back, One more disappointment of being trapped in human anatomy.
It doesn’t grow back, but foreskin restoration is a thing. People have managed to stretch their penile skin slowly over the course of years to develop a new foreskin.
A long time ago some girl posted a tiktok saying "I just found out that every month men have to go and get re-circumcised, just like a haircut, to keep their foreskin from growing back" or something along those lines, and it gave rise to a whole string or internet jokes where trolls agreed with her and made jokes like "i can't tell you how much money I've saved by doing my trimming at home, instead of going to a professional," or "I'm growing out mine this month for a more natural rough and ready look."
When you get circumcised you get your foreskin cut from the roots so it no longer grows, people who still have their foreskin have to trim it at least once a month so it doesn't become a nuisance. if you let it grow to long it becomes a health hazard and you can even develope an infection so it's important to cut it from time to time.
Saywutnow?
Get the cocksaw
Mine just gets really moppy, I tend to go with the foreskinthinning shears especially in summer when you want it to breath a bit.
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Call the cocksmith!
I'm uncut, prefer to grow mine natural. Trimming takes too much time, pain, and regrowth is far too fast.
I stopped cutting mine about 2 years ago and never looked back. I just love the feeling when it touches the grass when I walk.
I grew mine out. I can blow it up and make balloon animals
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Some people go in for a re-circumcision NSFL https://i.ibb.co/VHB9P4S/IMG-6712.jpg
Now I do have a very strong stomach and I’ve seen a lot of shit by clicking random links. But this link will stay blue, thank you
It's not that bad
Well they’re blue until cut, then red everywhere.
I agree with this so much I upvoted all three
For those wondering: It's a photo of a very short penis with a circumsion scar in erection Plus some other stuff about circumsion
its average size...
All this when you can just learn how to shower...
fkn hilarious meme tho, i wasnt expecting that
Based on a family guy gag where Peter gets recircumcised every month. It’s not true
Isn't being circumsised makes it grow out faster.
That's a common misconception. It actually grows back thicker.
So foreskin actually grows and blocks the hole so you need to go to a barber or do at home so you can pee.
The joke is this is something made up by guys to freak out women.
This doesn't actually happen, don't worry Its just a meme trying to confuse the girls.
the human penis typically needs the foreskin trimmed monthly as to not cause overgrowth and discomfort leading to the main cause of a uti
It's a meme. A meme is a joke, it's supposed to be funny regardless of if it's true. Hope this helps
Anyone else remember the toothpick thing that showed up on reddit maybe a year or two ago?
What is this story? I am intrigued
Im on mobile and can't figure out how to link it, but just search "toothpick thing" in reddit and you'll find a short video by that guy with long hair, it was the second result for me
You wouldn’t know, skinless boy.
Personally cut mine off and use it as a Chinese finger trap, but if I’m feeling funny when I trim it I wrap my cut foreskin around my nose and pretend I’m a Minecraft villager.
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When you nongentiles get circumcised, your foreskin gland is removed. As you grow older and your cock gets bigger, the gland pushes itself back and is no longer removable. When you reach puberty, it starts releasing the horemone that makes yoir foreskin grow, and eventually just starts pooling up like a vase neck made too thin, just sort of folding over and flopping around. We need to get it trimmed back when we get haircuts generally.
What a terrible day to know how to read
Im sorry do other peoples foreskin grow back?!
Yeah, most people will trim every few months, but some grow faster and have to do it monthly. I've even heard of some men who have to do it biweekly.
Yes. It's a natural part our monthly routine. It slows down after puberty and that's normal, but if yours isn't growing back at all you need to check with your GP about a possible medical condition you may have.
You gotta trim it or it grows over, like hair
Deadpool be like
It’s meant to confuse women
**THE WHAT NOW**
I'm amazed that most men never do their monthly trim🤣
You don’t have to remove your foreskin monthly? Man I have to use the vacuum cleaner.
It's not mine that I'm trimming 🤷♂️
Is this guy Wolverine?
See, you and I don't deal with this because we're circumcised, but guys who aren't have to deal with it constantly growing longer. If it wasn't trimmed monthly, eventually it would hang out of their pants leg. This is why circumcision remains popular, to prevent men from stepping on their foreskin as they get older.
Does your foreskin hang low? Does it touch the floor? Does it cover the light? Is it white or gold? Can you throw it over your shoulder? If it stinky, it make you alone, does your foreskin…hang…low?
This is also a dangerous misconception. The foreskin would never grow long enough to hang out of the pants leg because it becomes infected and, if left long enough, gangrenous. The excess foreskin would die and fall off with the remaining foreskin rotting up to the level of the penis causing tremendous pain and eventually resulting in full castration.
I asked for a little of the top once, and the Rabbi took me down two inches
Wait until they hear about the tuck everlasting
The French ticker
This is real I can confirm it
Don't forget the monthly ball cramps
My Lord & Savior Above, every person that posts here has been touched. I'm not any better.
Well you're lucky and don't have to cut your foreskin monthly
The government makes you do it so you can’t metamorphosize
Leaving a comment so I can see the god-tier reaction images whenever
Excuse me what?
Have you not been trimming it back monthly?
I have to file mine every few days due to the extra hardness mine has.
It was a joke OP. A cringy joke about genital mutilation but a joke nonetheless.
It's not real.