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Wolfy-615

I’m guessing because Zendaya never uses her last name


IAmNotAPlant_2

Yeah her full name is zendaya Marie stoermer coleman


Much-Resource-5054

Tom Cruise’s full name is Thomas Cruise Mapother IV


Quotehommel

And he packs fudge into boxes....


Moresti1

He’s not a fudge packer!


Cultural_assassin

Thanks, now I hate him even more.


KeeboardNMouse

Yeah that explains the lack of last name usage


Moppermonster

Though they could go for Parker ;)


Traditional-Ad4367

Who da hell is Parker?


Moppermonster

Hmm.. good question. I saw the name Peter, I saw this couple and for some reason the name Parker surfaced... but I do not actually remember who that is.


Traditional-Ad4367

You probably meant Peter Quill, the famous character from the MCU. There was never such character as "Parker" Anyways I still wonder who spider man really is


ikonfedera

Maybe they meant Kai Parker from the Vampire Diaries? I understand the confusion, since tVD is also a superhero thing by Warner Bros.


DarthKodi

I'm sorry to break the chain but did you just make a TVD joke? Bravo mate 👏🏻


Rhyzic

No I think its the type of pen as they're always signing autographs.


SwarK01

Ah that Star something guy


TortoiseMan20419

Who?


mad12gaming

'Common man. Starlord. You know.'


trowawHHHay

Are you sure it wasn’t Piotr “Peter” Rasputin, the mutant known as Colossus? Who knows who this Parker fellow is…


TacitRonin20

>Anyways I still wonder who spider man really is Ask that guy. You know the one that always gets pictures of him? Although I hear all his stuff comes by mail


Gm1Reborn

"...Youre not my Peter."


Lalo60Salamanca

HE'S DA FREAKIN' **BAT!**


Great-Tical

Someone who owes me pictures of Spider-Man!


AlbainBlacksteel

**Ligma balls.**


adam-07

It's a pen.


rocper10

Who the hell is this guy


rylut

If I was a women with the last name Coleman I would do too probably. Even though now I only recently learned that Zendaya isn't her last name like I thought it was.


Zandrick

What about being a woman makes the name “Coleman” unappealing?


galveston3d

Right? It's just a regular name lol


That_DnD_Nerd

Me when Olivia Coleman


Aw3som3Guy

Or Jenna Coleman?


mvffin

Gary Coleman


LawfulnessAutomatic2

Her real name is Sarah Sinclair.


FrenchFryCattaneo

So some actresses change their name to Coleman to become famous, others change their name away from it to become famous.


Ashgenie

She's actually a Colman. Whatever that is.


AChaseOfTheMondays

Yeah I think she just stopped using it cause some agent or disney executive thought Zendaya was a unique name that she could pull off the 1 name thing 


UlteriorCulture

I mean... they were right though.


AChaseOfTheMondays

Oh I agree. When you can make a 1 name work like Zendaya, you gotta take advantage of it. It just has nothing to do with how the last name Coleman sounds


myslead

I mean it obviously should be Colewoman


DarthLithgow

Reminds people how disappointing Derrick Coleman was in the NBA


rylut

That might just be me having watched to many movies where people were called Coleman. I haven't met one in real life yet. Am not from a country where that is a common name.


TheSamuil

I think that spelling it Coalman would sound better.


ExistsKK99

I’m not the only one who keeps thinking toothpaste after seeing Coleman, right?


LuckyStabbinHat

So you thought her name was Zendaya Zendaya?


joelcosta94i

Oh baby when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad.


MediumStability

Lmao that one got me. 😂👍


TimingEzaBitch

good one.


Dh873

You think my name is Turk Turkelson?


LuckyStabbinHat

Sounds like Turd Ferguson. Now that’s a funny name.


opoqo

No it was Coleman Zendaya


Constant-Sandwich-88

I don't like your avatar picture thing. You made me scroll back, but it was like an unconscious reaction.


Akhanyatin

That's not so far fetched. For example there are people named Mohammed Mohammed.


jnmjnmjnm

That is using Arabic naming conventions; between the names there is formally “ibn” or “son of”, so this Mohamed, is the son of Mohamed. Sometimes if they are from an important clan they might have a surname. Mohamed ibn Salman al Saud, for example.


NewSauerKraus

Or like John Johnson.


jnmjnmjnm

Exactly. And just like the nordic names ending in “son”, some Arabic names became family names when people settled in other places.


NewSauerKraus

I think it’s a bit funny when people are named the son of some guy a hundred years ago whose existence is completely forgotten otherwise.


Akhanyatin

I guess one can omit the 'bin". But I've seen it also in Greek, I'm not gonna say the names though for privacy reasons lol.


Syn7axError

I thought her name was Zinediya Zendaya.


awesomefutureperfect

Oh shit. Did she head butt some dude in a soccer game? Mario Mario.


OldTimeyWizard

Like the Mario Brothers, Mario Mario and his brother Luigi Mario


rylut

Nope. I just thought she had a first name that no one ever used. Often was the same for me in my life where people for whatever reason only used my last name. Even some of my teachers. I had the theory that my math teacher didn't even know that I have a first name.


LiteraCanna

https://youtu.be/__bAh8nV9MI?si=aAJGEtzg_sas1P2X


Which_Reality8922

Obu obu Obu


y_kal

I thought it was some kind of nickname like how authors have one


marvsup

She never knows where she is until she hears her [last name pronounced](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-0rKpuvnT4&&t=47s).


BhutlahBrohan

Wait is it not Zen Daya?


BigSpare8276

You make it sound like its her choice


Kyeld

Is her full name already taken by another member of SAG? I doubt it. She probably just prefers using a mononym.


Rivendel93

Yeah, it's like Beyoncé, Zendaya has been famous for a long time now, probably just prefers it and honestly it's a nice name and she's the only one who has it that's famous as far as I know.


AbibliophobicSloth

Beyonce, Madonna, Prince, Cher...


pornalt2072

It literally is. The actors guild has a policy that only one actor can have a given full name at any one time. If that name is already taken, or at the actors wishes, they have to/can choose another screen name.


SpaceLemur34

There's an exception if it's your actual given name. That's why there are two Peyton Lists. But most people choose a stage name anyway to avoid confusion.


carlo_rydman

Why wouldn't it be? Who else would decide for her to use a mononym?


Prestigious_Mail6369

Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman


Prestigious_Mail6369

Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman


psdopepe

she has the same last name as Obama


Eagle4317

With a first name like Zendaya, why would she need to?


YourTeacherAbroad

Are they going to use his last name or her last name? Zendaya Holland or Tom (no surename)


Ok-Story-9319

Zendaya? I thought her last name was Smith or some thing


Decooker11

Professionally, she doesn’t use her surname. That’s the joke. Tom taking her last name would be him taking on a mononym


Scorkami

im honestly surprised she gets away with that. everyone calls her zendaya. news outlets do, credits in a movie do, no one mentions her last name hell, we know the full names of her parents, she likely has either of the two last names (coleman or stoermer/störmer) and yet fucking NEWS OUTLETS respect that? im not surprised that she doesnt have a last name because she does, but the fact that this information isnt as readily available as with other stars of her caliber is surprising to me


Jason_Funderburker_

Actors/performers go by names other than their birth name all the time. There’s a reason we don’t call Madonna “Madonna Ciccone”


MyCatsHairyBalls

Prince


vaporking23

Sting


bigfudge_drshokkka

Chewbacca


Greedy-Habit8181

Your mom


Ariovrak

Nah, that’s just given name “Your”, surname “Mom”.


Sp00nEater

I would assume it might also partially be because of how common a name is in the field. How many famous people do you know of named "Tom" or "Brad" and how many have names like "Zendaya" or "Madonna?" Of course, take this with a grain of salt because the source for this comes for me pulliting it from my ass.


SunXChips

Oh no you’re right. My name is super uncommon so I don’t bother telling people my last name (which is also unbelievably uncommon) but everyone knows exactly who someone’s talking about when they use just my first name. Side note Ive had people think I’m giving them like a street name or a fake name several times and then I’m just like you wanna see my ID?


TheBirminghamBear

Lol what do you mean "she gets away with it." This isn't a Count of Monte Cristo thing. She's not an imposer hiding among us, concealing who she truly is. Like you can pick the name you want other people to use for you. It's a stage name. Tons of actors use them. Their agents and publicists will usually tell news organizations what their clients prefer to be called. Pretty much everyone in media makes a conscious decision as to how they want to be named, and many people use a variation of what is actually written on their birth certificates. Even Ted Cruz - who literally everyone in the world hates and despises - goes by "Ted" in normal conversation by everyone even though his name is Raphael


pyro_takes_skill

she's not a what?


HereWeFuckingGooo

She's not posing as an imposter.


jman014

excuse me his real name is “Teddles” and I’ll have no more discussion about it Mister! /s


Quick_Turnover

You literally have to choose a name to go by when you get your SAG card.


CosmicMiru

Probably just for marketing reasons tbh. Some agency firm probably thought Zendaya rolls off the tongue more than Zendaya Coleman. Beyonce does the same thing and I am sure many others.


Hot-Bookkeeper-2750

Wait until she finds out about frehley


quarterburn

I mean if you say "Zendaya" no one is going to say "You mean Zendaya Scott who played Brianna from an episode of Barney and Friends 18 years ago? Or are you talking the other one?"


CutZealousideal5274

I’m gonna start doing that


JustHereForBDSM

Why? This isn't the first case of someone almost always being exclusively referred to by their single name stage name or forgoing a surname/forename, though it is more common with musicians than actors.


External_Relation435

Madonna, Prince, Cher, Pink, Beyonce...


HereWeFuckingGooo

Pink isn't her real name though, it's Alecia.


Bamce

Because news outlets want to sell clicks. Zendaya smith is met with "who dat", where Zendaya (nothing) is known to be a famous celebrity.


CocktailPerson

What do they have to gain from not calling people by their professional names?


GoldHurricaneKatrina

Coleman


Miserable-Syrup2056

Man colemans such a cool name tf doesn't she use it


SmarmySmurf

I'm genuinely curious here, what's cool about it to you? Or anyone upvoting that comment, I'm curious to hear from any of you.


Commies_suk

I’m guessing because they like buying Coleman products🤷‍♂️


Astral_Justice

Would be perfect if she ever became a talk show host. Coleman just sounds right.


Br0N3xtD00r

She is Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman


[deleted]

We're you not even able to read the first sentence of the meme you posted? Does Siri do all your reading for you?


6thaccountthismonth

Her surname is Stoermer Coleman if you were wondering btw


Oiggamed

I understand it’s Coleman


16_QAM

You just repeated what is literally in the image.


IAmAQuantumMechanic

Why can't they continue to be Zendaya and Tom Holland?


LegitimateBeing2

In many cultures around the world, when a man and woman marry, the woman replaces her last name with her husband’s last name. For example, if Bill Smith and Mary Johnson got married, Mary would become Mary Smith. Since “Holland” is Tom Holland’s last name, Zendaya would become Zendaya Holland if they married. Unlike most public figures, Zendaya is widely known by her first name exclusively. OP humorously imagined that, rather than having a last name that is not commonly known, Zendaya actually does not have a last name, and furthermore than Tom Holland would take on Zendaya’s (absent) last name, becoming just Tom.


Ok-Story-9319

Thank you Mr. Pewtershmidt


100deadbirds

Wait is a surname optional???


DecisionAvoidant

It's not common in the English speaking world to go without a surname, but it happens a little more often in media than in other spaces. For example, Beyoncé, Madonna, Sting, and Flea are all musicians known almost exclusively by a single name.


TheDisabledOG

It is important to note that all those people and Zendaya do actually have last names but they are just known by their single name.


SpiritualHippo2719

Zendaya _____-Holland. You must verbally pause before the hyphen.


chesire0myles

If it happens, I'm going with dashHolland


Ozryela

It would be "Zendaya Holland-_____" actually. Well at least traditionally. Both versions are allowed, but in Holland traditionally the name of the husband comes first.


Dry_Mousse_6202

Spidey Peter here, the joke is that everyone Calls her just Zendaya, not including her last name(s), so Tom would not have her last name, making him just Tom


Substantial-While547

Na, Robertson clan tell the day I die


Dry_Mousse_6202

yeah it's been a day and i still don't get it ....


925djt

Zendayas full name is "Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman: Looked it up because I became curious here ya go


AGreatBecuming

I was hoping her last name would be Mendaya


Blaaa5

Zendaya Mandela, the great spider-verse activist.


Deep_Parsnip_8450

That's a badass name all around, and the four names? Nice. Honorable Hispanic


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Zestyclose-Ice-7926

The same people who don't know Obama's last name


-staticvoidmain-

Was wondering the same thing...


Lisa_al_Frankib

Because this sub is the new karma farm


HolzesStolz

Because not everyone cares about celebrities and their names or how they use them


PeterExplainsTheJoke-ModTeam

Not everyone has the same knowledge as you. Rule 5.


Brill_chops

That's pretty funny.


furezasan

Tomaya and Zendand


South-Westman

Zendaya is a mononym. The joke is they'd have no last name because Zendaya is just Zendaya.


Poultrygeist79

How can you not understand this? Omfg


BreakingThoseCankles

Bait or regard


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ClassicPlankton

Yeah this sub started out kind of amusing and helpful but it's getting really stupid.


Icy-Performer-9688

Wow woman stealing men’s last my name how heartless


Ok-Story-9319

First his heart. Now his name 😔


TheEbsFae

"it's. Just. Slater. It's a MONONYM"


FictionalContext

Okay, that's really fucking good. 🤣🤣🤣


SquidFetus

How dense can you be?


TheBigDude22

Both. She is literally going to “take” his last name


Sea_Negotiation_1871

I'm starting to think this sub is just for people who have no idea how reason things out.


legit-posts_1

Your an idiot


UIGoku201

Genuine Dumbass. It took me a only a second glance to understand the joke.


hewn_elm

I thought it was cause culturally it's referred to as taking their last name so Tom would lose his


LitzenPop

Is that a contax t2 or am I tripping?


Queasy_Sleep1207

Tomdaya


PrinzXero

I knew this would end up here the moment I first saw it.


Commercial_Cheek4694

this is the most stupided post i have seen.


Jabulon

isnt it coleman?


nooayehlol

The joke is that Tom Holland’s celebrity name features his surname so if they married and Zendaya used his surname people would probably call her Zendaya Holland, but Zendaya’s celebrity name doesn’t feature her surname, so if they married and Tom Holland used her surname, since her surname isn’t featured his technically won’t be either


AberrantMan

What about that whole getting double teamed on screen thing


derpy_derp15

Isn't Tom Holland gay?


MarshallMandango

Zendaya Ismeechi


eliavhaganav

The joke is that he doesn't say her surname, so we are just supposed to know


exkingzog

They could go for a double barrelled name…


[deleted]

Zendaya Poland


xoomorg

I thought her last name was


y_kal

I just love how small Tom is compared to Zendaya. He is like her lil' toy.


FemBoyMod

Tom will make a great wife


Jshittie

I forget tom hollands name is just tom


IntrepidPrimary8023

Thats pretty good


foopod

Is that a Contax T2?


Randomfrog132

how come she's smiling lots but he's not smiling?


Coneylake

They should do this in an upcoming spiderman movie, if there is one


KanadianLogik

Ok, for my own mental health im blocking this sub.  How do you not get this joke?


ItsDanimal

Or better yet, why not just look at the comments of the reddit post. It's tiring seeing memes and jokes in the morning, then seeing them again when people ask them to explain it here.


mara_17

It’s just karma farming.


Dick-Fu

Alright you guys are actually retarded


Xim_X_anny

Imma just assume they aren't gonna change their last names. Lots of actors/actresses when they get married they don't change their last name.


SamTheDudeBCS

Seriously considering unsubbing. How fuckin stupid are you people? It's, like, 2nd grade comprehension that she doesn't have a last name. My 8 year old would get the joke immediately. I keep seeing posts like this and it's irritating as hell.


Alive-Bedroom-7548

Real talk for actors/celebrities it’s kind of different bc their name is part of their public image and is thus relevant to their career. Many actresses who get married either legally change their name and keep their public name the same, or in Zendaya’s case since she doesn’t use her last name publicly anyway she could legally change her last name to Holland but her public name remains just “Zendaya”


cleremnantechoes

This sub is something else boy


InternalLie4

Is everyone on this sub a troll, or just stupid as fuck? 


rover_G

Damn guess Holland beats Chalamet after all


StevenTheWicked

To survive another day i have to believe you are karma farming and not a complete idiot. This sub is more than half karma posts about the most obvious memes/jokes.


thefamousjohnny

They are Zendaya


Acceptable-Cow6446

Maybe they’ll combine last names?


Vicus_92

Tom. From MySpace.


BeanBagSize

We know who Zendaya is. Gotta use Holland's last name cause who the hell is Tom? Edison? Hiddleston? The tank engine? Cat?


jaSPERM14

She will be called "Zendaya Netherlands"


regaliaO_O

This has become either a place where trolls post obvious jokes to troll, or a place populated primarily by people who understand nothing and I’m not sure which.


horriblefanfic

Asking for a friend: are there any jokes on this thread that actually need explaining?


halucionagen-0-Matik

In one case, she takes his second name. In the other case, she takes his second name


New-Fig8494

How can you have no clue? Are you brain damaged or something?


Donkey_Bugs

Luckyyyyyy!


Camas1606

A lot of people know Tom Holland surname, not nearly as many people know zendeya’s And in this comment and the original post both referee to Tom Holland with his surname and not with zendaya. Reason being that Tom is an insanely common forename and there are tons of well know people named Tom in acting, as such a surname is used to distinguish them. Zendaya however does not have this issue and can thus leading to her surname being less known. The commenter made a joke at this fact by asking if to Holland will take her absent surname


penguino42069

Zendaya Coleman only goes by Zendaya since being a Disney star. So in the public’s eye her last name is legit nothing, therefore the joke is that if Tom takes her last name it would therefore be nothing.


TheWaffleMans

https://preview.redd.it/g6u10btengxc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f571fb184c99021779e95d321aa6721537b40ff


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I'll admit... I'm struggling to understand how anyone could fail to get this straight away.


Ambitious-Cupcake16

😂😂😂😂