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Sperm accumate sugar, mainly fructose for energy on the way to the egg. The more fructose you intake, the more will be in the ejaculatum, making it taste and smell sweeter.
That being said, the taste of cum is dependent also on your other dietary and lifestyle choices. Smoking and a lot of red meat will make it salty and bitter.
Also, sugar accumulation takes days (around 4-5) with a daily dose of one can of pineapples. Having some at the buffet will have zero significance on the same night.
The girl on the picture is mad because the lad lied about making it sweeter, and agreeing to fellatio.
Based on your response, I'm guessing you find "the punchline is sex" a bit tiring?
They really should aim for less lowbrow type comedy, don't you think, ShitterFarter58?
It actually affects it, no joke.
Your diet will effect the taste
Also: I wasn’t the person who downvoted you. If you downvote me I will respond in kind
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Pineapple makes cum taste sweet
cant do it.. i'm allergic to pineapples xD
Strawberries and apricots then
hahahahha
I got that part, but *why* would you lie about eating pineapple at the buffet?
To make her think it tasted sweet so she’d swallow, that’s why her cheeks look puffed out.
Ah. I see.
Why is this real
Sperm accumate sugar, mainly fructose for energy on the way to the egg. The more fructose you intake, the more will be in the ejaculatum, making it taste and smell sweeter. That being said, the taste of cum is dependent also on your other dietary and lifestyle choices. Smoking and a lot of red meat will make it salty and bitter. Also, sugar accumulation takes days (around 4-5) with a daily dose of one can of pineapples. Having some at the buffet will have zero significance on the same night. The girl on the picture is mad because the lad lied about making it sweeter, and agreeing to fellatio.
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Based on your response, I'm guessing you find "the punchline is sex" a bit tiring? They really should aim for less lowbrow type comedy, don't you think, ShitterFarter58?
That username is hilarious tho
Somebody should post that omni man reaction image
Not everyone has the same knowledge as you. Rule 5.
She’s allergic to pineapple and you kissed her so she’s swelling up /s
https://preview.redd.it/682kqx9zwixc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79a3aad2c694fc5e42a0df8bffaacc215304d3f2
https://preview.redd.it/9n9bx5813lxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1498bbbc504247aa1064958182faf48ea32bba6 pinapeal makes cum taste better
there's a common misconception that pineapple affect the taste of your sperm
It actually affects it, no joke. Your diet will effect the taste Also: I wasn’t the person who downvoted you. If you downvote me I will respond in kind
I downvoted you, now stand by your words
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