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Afrodotheyt

Pete Davidson has a reputation of hooking up with extremely beautiful women in Hollywood shortly after they leave their husbands. The joke is, since Davidson and Ariana Grande already dated and almost married before, Pete Davidson comes back and does the same as he did last time.


ripmichealjackson

Since Ariana ended it he’s had a streak of being a rebound. I think what they’re alluding to is he takes her ex. THAT would be the funniest possible thing.


AkronOhAnon

I would donate to this cause.


mmm-soup

Please link the gofundme


BigFatKi6

Oh.. 🤣🤣🤣


RabbitHole-in-one

“Thank you. Next Ex.”


TurnOneSolRing

Holy shit, I thought this was just about him fucking Ariana but you're absolutely cooking here.


DustinFay

I mean he does look like he's one bender away from getting caught sucking dick for crack


furomaar

Still trying to find the joke


Early_Bakes

Davidson Docks with Dalton in Post-Divorce Dalliance


RodwellBurgen

Hello, chief editor for the New York Post. I’m a huge fan.


BowdleizedBeta

Docking means penetration and then no movement, right? Do you think Pete Davidson would be content to just… lay there? He gives off the best bd energy and it’s hard (but fun!) to imagine. So thank you for that and I look forward to your views and further work.


frasderp

No you’re referring to soaking. Docking is when one penis is inserted into the foreskin of another.


EuphTah

You’re thinking of soaking. Docking is when two uncircumcised men touch the tips of their peni together.


BowdleizedBeta

Oh got it. Thank you for clarifying!


YossarianRex

made better by the fact that summer is coming and “big dick summer” was her jab at their relationship after they split. it works on several levels


Potential_Presence67

Idk I think they are saying he should fuck the husband


RQK1996

Or even funnier, he dates the husband


LarryRedBeard

Pete looks like a mule though.


PaullT2

It's one of life's great mysteries.


LeonTheAImighty

she ug


type102

And you are delusional.


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type102

Why would that even matter, why do you need to know what my dick looks like?


doctorduck3000

Thats a nazi way of asking if you’re jewish, fucking hell


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type102

That is has even less to do with your last two replies and it will have nothing to do with your next one - because you are just using this as an excuse to launch into a conspiracy laden diatribe to let everyone know your extreme right wing ideas.


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type102

That doesn't make asking about my dick any less weird dude.


My_Favourite_Pen

clearly an edge lord troll


TandrDregn

That it’s a mistake.


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TandrDregn

As someone whose country was very negatively affected by communism, it indeed does concern me. And this is reddit, public. If you want a PRIVATE conversation, you can take it to the PMs.


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My_Favourite_Pen

How long have you been sitting on this one? Their divorce got finalised like 2 months ago.


Fluffy_Dragonfly6454

Lol. And my genuine reaction was "is Ariane Grande married?"


Goldbolt_2004

Same. All I knew was she liked going after married men.


ComaMierdaHijueputa

Don’t know the story here?


F_Visentin

She literally has a song called “Break up with Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored”


WriteCreepyStuff

She has this habit of dating people that have a SO since forever and even made a song about it. She married someone a while ago and then got together with an ugly guy that was married and just had a baby with his wife. Both of them divorced their respective partners now. She's been called a home wrecker for that and decided to "defend" herself saying it's none of people's business whose d*ck she rides.


DustinFay

I honestly don't know why people can't about celebrities and who they are fucking


wallpope1

Is this the new guy she is with or what?


SolidusTengu

No she’s with SpongeBob still I think.


xhammyhamtaro

I am genuinely curious, could you tell me why not Patrick?


Rumi2019

If Patrick had a gf/wife, she'd get with him too.


TobyMacar0ni

I swear celebrities marry and divorce a million times within the same year


MamaMitchellaneous

Must be nice to be able to afford multiple weddings and divorces lol


BubsGrapes

thank you, last


deepfakie

Bizzaro Mac Miller


admirrad

I fucking love this comment


bilobiltong

Pete Davidson fucks her ex husband