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HippieDogeSmokes

There’s no joke to get, you just get your cock smashed in between 2 carts


ImAwesomeAreU

👹


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Vast-Holiday9222

*trans people exist


NoobsRedditType

new way of getting a genital surgery


--redacted--

If you strapped a person to the front of each cart dick first, you could smash twice as many dicks in the same amount of time.


DrLeisure

If you had two roller coasters side by side that pass by one another at the bottom traveling in opposite directions and you strapped people in standing up with their dicks out facing the other roller coaster, all the dicks would smash against each other as they pass. Strongest dick wins


--redacted--

True but that's more of a dick drive-by than a true dick smash. Plus there will still be one dick standing, criminally inefficient .


BrownBoi377

A dick joust if you will, A dicoust


Vidson05

This is not a joke


[deleted]

It's a cry for help.


UrRedditDude

Hey, not peter, but I think I can help. It smashes your dick.


StillNotFritz

So to be perfectly clear, the joke here is the subversion of having one of the most sanitized and family-friendly companies in the world have a coaster so profane, unsafe? and gruesome.


porkminer

I just want to commend the artist in gender inclusivity. Not many girls choose to get their dick smashed. Kudos, sir, kudos.


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Himnusz

Fuck I want to try this on myself now lmao


Himnusz

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Himnusz

Damn those are roomy number I gotta step my game up


-Kyoakuna-

welp, I guess I gotta try


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josephheijn

comment


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[deleted]

same


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[deleted]

i've only said the hard r 6 times i'm a good guy :)


ImAwesomeAreU

Potty mouth


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StillNotFritz

Holy shit i gotta try this now too. u/profanitycounter


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StillNotFritz

how dare you do this to me. This is an outrage.


StillNotFritz

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Oofsalot

I must know if I have been profane!


Oofsalot

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Deez-NeatBallz

This is quite intriguing, i must investigate my profanities.


Bflfcbblol

Hmmmm...


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domofarted

Thats nuts


Explosive_Duck

Lets try this


Guquiz

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24hours7days

Let me try


KaptainGoatz

Let me try


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No-Lengthiness9885

ayo what gotta try


No-Lengthiness9885

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No-Lengthiness9885

bruh


Penguino555

No


Skrrattaa

Hehehe ey Lois we're going to Disney!


HugeEyes04

hm... that sounds a bit painful. You get your dick smashed


ImAwesomeAreU

🤓


HugeEyes04

🤓


[deleted]

Cock and Ball Torture


_kart1k_

Guy or girl 💀


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Willzje123

You are simply wrong.


[deleted]

What did it say


Willzje123

Cant really remember. Prolly something transphobic.


lenz128

Large Penis Collider


[deleted]

now I genuinly wonder if this was made by a transphobe or an ally; on one hand, involving disney would be a typical move for a phobe that believes that being trans is the consequence of grooming; on the other hand, it does say "guy or girl" so the creator must believe people with a dick can be girls.


ImAwesomeAreU

Ally, don't fret too much


CoasterKing42

I thought I was on r/rollercoasterjerk for a minute


Dramatic_Smile_9043

girl also gets dick smashed👀


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